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File: 1433915899941.jpg (28.47 KB, 600x338, 300:169, cast_away-tom-hanks.jpg)

 No.21224

You've been stranded on an island for 3 years so far. Barely making ends meet, you've only explored a tenth of the giant island and scavange for food on a daily basis.

Your emaciated ragged worn out self sees a distant object slowly approaching object the shore. It's a big crate. As you wait for the waves to deliver your crate, you anxiously go and grab your old rusty crowbar. You muster what little strength you have and receive one of the following things. What do you choose?

Supplies: comes with a rifle, swiss army knife, military shovel, 100 meters of thick rope, 1000 long nails, and an axe.

A living 2D Loli: she comes with clothes and a cute hat. But she is very sick. Should you choose her, you would have to take care of her permanently bed ridden state until god knows when help will arrive and worsen your own living conditions.

What do you consider more important?

 No.21226

a living 2D loli.. how the fuck does that work?


 No.21228

>>21226

Pretty much the same as a 3D one except she has anime anatomy and light interacts with her skin in a way that makes her look like a cartoon.


 No.21229

File: 1433927540962.jpg (Spoiler Image, 28.01 KB, 525x394, 525:394, support-girl.jpg)

>>21228

Technically, she has to be 3D.


 No.21239

>>21229

Technically she has to be 4D. She doesn't exist outside of time.


 No.21250

>>21224

Loli version of the Knapsack Problem?


 No.21259

File: 1433981496025.png (481.95 KB, 796x597, 4:3, haircut.png)

>>21224

The supplies, I know I'm not responsible enough to take care of a loli and I don't want her dying because of my incompetence.

I guess I could rape her… but I don't know if I could live with myself after that


 No.21277

File: 1434020556479.jpg (1.01 MB, 1818x1212, 3:2, glitz-afa-13.jpg)

>>21224

>Living 2D loli

doesn't make much sense. At best it'd be something like a fully fleshed out hologram, which would then still fall under 3D.

Anyway, only a suicidal person/retard would choose the half dead loli.


 No.21286

Yeah, dumb question. Constantly bedridden sick loli? A always-sick loli doesn't EVEN give me a boner, so she's JUST dead weight and a loss of supplies. I mean, in a real world situation, I'd take care of a kid if I happened to already be in that situation, but in a "which situation would you choose to be stuck in" game, it's a non-starter.

At least make it interesting by having her be healthy and vital but just incompetent at survival. Or wounded at first but eventually getting better.


 No.21294

Maybe if the loli wasn't so useless it would be worth it, otherwise why bother?

If she was healthy enough to work, the value of another person around to keep watch, help in an emergency, and simply keep one from going crazy from loneliness would make her an awfully tempting choice.

What good would a rifle be without bullets or a way to make the same?


 No.21301

>>21224

So, what use is a rifle with no ammo… Just wanted to add that in there


 No.21304

>>21301

> simply keep one from going crazy from loneliness

that's a good point, but she probably won't be alive for more than a month, and her death would cause you to go even more crazy than if you had never met her.

>>21294

Even if it had ammo, what would you shoot? Doesn't mention if there's boars/small animals running around. I don't think any predatory animal would be living on the island without having found you in 3 years, so it's definitely not for defense.

Even considering that, the ammo would run out within like a week.

The only purpose I'd use the rifle for would be quick suicide.


 No.21328

>living 2d loli

god, pedos in denial are so retarded sometimes…


 No.21329

>>21328

>pedos in denial

If you can kill a 2d person in a game without having the lust to kill a real person in real life.

Why can't you like 2d little girls without having to like 3D grills?

Checkm8, faggot.


 No.21334

If I've been able to survive here already for 3 years, I'm probably doing alright as is.

I'd take the loli if only for human companionship. I don't know about "Living 2D", and whether that makes it okay to get lewd with her, I suppose it would depend on a few things.


 No.21340

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>>21224

Only a faggot wouldn't choose the 2D Loli.

I choose the 2D Loli.

Why? because she's 2D and won't die unless hairstyle of death like pic related.

>you've only explored a tenth of the giant island

LURK MOAR


 No.21345

File: 1434208149350.gif (9.37 KB, 100x100, 1:1, Trapped_in_Paper_Men_by_Ze….gif)

I thought you meant literally 2D, as in the girl is on a piece of paper and can walk around it like a living creature, but can never leave its boundaries. Because that would be fine, but a real life girl with anime proportions would be freakishly ugly.


 No.30196

Its a trick question believe it or not take care of another living being or look out for yourself i choose caring for someone else because two heads are better than one in survivial situation

hypotheticaly


 No.30228

File: 1444626625083.gif (7.64 MB, 477x200, 477:200, 200.gif)

This would probably be me, in that situation.


 No.30230

Clearly take the little girl. Lets be real here, worst case scenario, that's still a bunch of food.


 No.30253

File: 1444657527537.jpg (229.13 KB, 718x1013, 718:1013, 1392400805537.jpg)

The first question I ask myself is: "can I live with myself if I choose the supplies, effectively dooming a loli to die?" And the answer is of course, I cannot.

I'd rather die knowing that I did anything in my power to save her (even if I should ultimately fail that too) then live on knowing I let her die.


 No.30328

>Because that would be fine, but a real life girl with anime proportions would be freakishly ugly.

Anime proportions are based on children.

(head /body ratio, bigger eyes vs adults)


 No.30337

>>30328

Not him but, no it's really not. Real life kids with anime proportions or lolis with real life proportions look terrible. Not only do lolis have idealized proportions trying to swap 2d and 3d looks bad since they don't translate well. Having a common bases in what is considered the physiologic of "young" is different than saying they are the same.


 No.30361

what if, if you choose the living loli you became 2D as well ?


 No.30381

>>30337

How about buyfag figurines? They are an aesthetically more than pleasant 3D translation.


 No.30384

>Not him but, no it's really not. Real life kids with anime proportions or lolis with real life proportions look terrible. Not only do lolis have idealized proportions trying to swap 2d and 3d looks bad since they don't translate well. Having a common bases in what is considered the physiologic of "young" is different than saying they are the same.

>Anime proportions are based on children. (head /body ratio, bigger eyes vs adults)

>Having a common bases in what is considered the physiologic of "young" is different than saying they are the same.

>Anime proportions are based on children. (head /body ratio, bigger eyes vs adults)

>different than saying they are the same.

>are based on children

>based on children

>based on

>same

Idiot.


 No.30387

>>30337

You're retarded, no real life kid has anime proportions so how could you ever say it would look terrible if you don't even know what it looks like?

And loli artists that use real life references make for some of the best loli art out there.

Unless terrible proportions are your fetish

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.


 No.30388

>>30385

If you can barely make ends meet alone why would you be able to save someone whos bed ridden?

Either she dies or you both die so why seal your own fate?

But of course the answer is still B because I wan 2 fugg a lolly :DDD


 No.30398

File: 1444835570163.jpg (23.06 KB, 500x667, 500:667, Real life anime.jpg)

>>30384

You're a special one aren't you? All you can do it cherry pick two words and imply they can only be the same thing. Common base=/=the same, please understand the means of words before cherry picking and changing what I said.

>>30381

Wrong 3D, talking about giving a human (3D) anime proportions. The figurine is fully anime/exaggerated/idealized proportions.

>30387

References=/=literal use of proportions. There have been people that have made CGI photos of people with anime proportions. There not being real people with the portions is irrelevant. Pic related.


 No.30423

>>30398

People who use references get the proportions of their characters much better than ones who don't.

The loli artist bubukka for example, you can tell they use references because their lolis are so perfectly proportioned.

There not being real life people with anime proportions would be irrelevant if you didn't say yourself that real life kids with anime proportions look ugly.

CGI models aren't "real life kids", but even ignoring that plenty of CGI lolis combine both realism and loli proportions to make very appealing looking characters.

Just look at people who mod lolis into skyrim for example.

Your opinions are STILL bad and you should feel even worse about them now.


 No.30424

>>30423

They would look ugly, I even posted a pic showing how ugly humans with anime feature look. A CGI characters with normal human proportions like those in skyrim mods are not an anime character nor have anime proportions and don't belong in the conversation, so stop jumbling up the original point. This is all objective, not opinion. So the only one who should feel bad is you.


 No.30429

>>30424

>A single picture at a weird angle

>objective proof

HAHA

>skyrim lolis

>don't have anime faces and have normal human proportions

HAHAHA

>what is beautiful or ugly is not a manner of opinion

HAHAHAHAHA

>So the only one who should feel bad is you

You're right I do feel bad, from laughing too hard.


 No.30443

>>30429

I see you can't refute and are in damage control using only green text as a shield. Guess you're done then, have a nice day :)


 No.30445

>>30443

Hahah oh my god you're that same idiot from the other thread, no wonder I could smell the stupid from a mile away.


 No.30449

>>30423

You can make drawings look more realistic, that's fine. Making real life girls look cartoony, on the other hand, is disturbing at best.


 No.30450

>>30445

I see you are so stupid you spread to other threads and fall into damage control over an over. You stand out to much, newfag. So salty over being made a moron yet again.


 No.30453

>>30450

You've got a formula huh, you argue genuinely until you say something so stupid you can't weasel out of it like "%99.9 of loli isn't traced" or "beauty isn't a matter of opinion" and then you declare yourself the winner and shitpost.


 No.30454

>>30453

No, the formula is simple, state facts and watch idiots get mad when they cant argue back and watch them go full damage control and resort to ">hurr y-you're just stupid!" >I'm attacking things you never said durr". There is no winner, just a fact you're a retard spouting shit and getting mad when you get called out and shut down. Stay salty, m8.


 No.30456

>>30454

>>30283

>%99.9 of loli is not traced

>>30424

>This is all objective, not opinion.


 No.30457

>>30456

Deep in those salt mine aren't ya. Both true. Keep crying, your tears are delicious.


 No.30459

>>30457

I'm just interested in seeing exactly how you spin these things in your head to avoid admitting to yourself you were wrong, you can feel free to say I'm crying and salty again though.

I'd rather you explained why beauty is objective and how you've seen every loli image ever made to know the percentage of traces though, I'd get a kick out of seeing the rationale that goes on inside the head of someone like you to justify never ever being wrong.


 No.30461

>>30459

You are the only one spinning things. changing the point and putting words in people's mouth. Such sweet tears. QQ for me more.


 No.30473

Choose the 2D loli and use your minecraft skills to craft all of those items anyways.


 No.30474

>>30473

Step one: punch trees

Step two: hope loli can bandage your broken hands


 No.30477

>>21239

But the fifth dimension is truth, without being in that she would be a lie.


 No.34975

>take supplies

>build raft

>return to society

>its 1300 AD

>home in middle east




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