Things you should never say to a loli.

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ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 21:07:01 No.25265

Things you should never say to a loli.

ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 22:03:44 No.25269

"Hi"

ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 22:19:41 No.25274

>>25269

This.

ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 22:39:53 No.25279

>>25274

Why not? Is she deaf?

ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 23:32:25 No.25280

>>25279

No, because unless you're a woman, her father or any other authoritative figure, there's no reason to speak to her.

ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 23:39:47 No.25281

>>25280

Pssh, lame. Don't fear being social.

ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 23:52:48 No.25282

>>25281

It's more about jail than being social, tbh

ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 23:56:40 No.25283

>>25282

>going to jail for talking to a person

You're saying hi or having a conversation, not committing rape.

ロリコン 08/07/15 (Fri) 23:58:00 No.25284

>>25283

Stop being rational here. When it's about the children you can rely on something as trivial as "logic"

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 00:01:10 No.25285

Okay, next one.

>things you can say about your loli but not your mom

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 00:15:52 No.25286

>>25285

"She's still alive"

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 00:25:38 No.25287

>>25283

I've heard stories of dads who get the cops called on them because they bring their daughters to the park. in this day and age, it is illegal to go near children, unless you want to end up like the darth vader selfie guy

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 00:34:37 No.25290

>>25287

I've only heard of one, where some femnazi cunt call the cops for a father kissing his daughter. Dumb cunt got ridiculed and in trouble for it. I'm glad I don't live near any of those femnazis and can have nice talks with adorable creatures with no one batting an eye.

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 00:52:33 No.25292

>>25287

darth vader selfie guy? i'm curious

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 01:40:26 No.25293

>>25285

"One day, you'll be real Sally"

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 02:07:56 No.25295

I say whatever I want. Talking is not illegal, unless it is threatening. I save threats for Cunts.

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 02:52:28 No.25304

>>25295

Then that is to bad because I once told a loli, as in a real, not a cartoon child this words:

>"So you think you're pretty tough, huh? Well, it won't take me long to have you face first in the dirt begging for mercy, I promised you, didn't I? That I'd show you a nightmare beyond the horrors of Hell?"

Then the battle started, and the whole earth was shaking, and I just clenched my fist and delivered a devastating blow, but then, out of nowhere, I was teleported to the core of Saturn where I was revealed my true origins.

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 05:31:20 No.25312

>>25292

http://mashable.com/2015/05/11/darth-vader-selfie/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 12:16:59 No.25340

>>25304

Lame as fuck stick to the only thing you can do. Fapping at loli porn.

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 17:43:16 No.25348

>>25290

Sauce?

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 18:17:29 No.25354

>>25348

It's kinda old news, don't know if I could find the source. I saw it on both AOL and yahoo news, was great to see the comments about what a cunt the woman was.

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 20:52:58 No.25363

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>Man, how long has this soda been sitting out here? It's gone totally FLAT!

>Hey loli, do you want to play a video game? I'm in the mood for a racing game like FLATout.

>You know where I've always wanted to visit? The Bonneville Salt FLATs.

>I got a great deal on this new apartment! The utility bill is just a FLAT rate of only $50 a month!

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 21:39:40 No.25371

>>25363

Those are things I want a loli to say to me. It just adds ot my flat addiction and I would be breaking out into a sweat. It's almost like lolidom.

ロリコン 08/08/15 (Sat) 21:45:03 No.25375

I'm going to rape the shit out of you and cum in your Cunt.

So instead of that I just do it. *shrugs*

ロリコン 12/14/15 (Mon) 11:16:13 No.33962

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>>25363

ロリコン 12/14/15 (Mon) 18:43:01 No.33971

>>25363

>I got a great deal on this new apartment! The utility bill is just a FLAT rate of only $50 a month!

better:

>I got a great deal on this new FLAT!

ロリコン 12/14/15 (Mon) 19:57:53 No.33979

>>25304

Are you autistic?

Onii-Chan 12/15/15 (Tue) 04:45:34 No.33996

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>>25265

Hah, trick question! Even a level one murloc tidehunter knows full well that this beta-army is incapable of rationalizing a thought in front of a woman. In what universe do you think that it's even possible to conjure a coherent sentence in front of a loli?

Therefore it's impossible to even SAY anything to a loli in the first place.

Check and Mate

ロリコン 12/15/15 (Tue) 16:07:11 No.34016

>>33962

He's dead now

ロリコン 12/15/15 (Tue) 23:19:28 No.34037

>>34016

As he should be, no ones disses the DFC and lives.

ロリコン 12/16/15 (Wed) 00:17:58 No.34040

>>33996

/thread

ロリコン 01/17/16 (Sun) 03:22:20 No.35449