CYOA: Loli Quest: REDUX

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CYOA: Loli Quest: REDUX NooGoo 10/24/15 (Sat) 18:42:42 No.30893

The first loli quest seems to have stops so lets start a new one

Rules

>Post number that ends in 1,3,5,7,9 decides next action

>Keep it related to the last scenario/action (somewhat)

>Stay cool

ロリコン 10/24/15 (Sat) 20:10:02 No.30896

Burn house down.

ロリコン 10/24/15 (Sat) 20:46:52 No.30899

Pity we don't have dice here.

>What time is it?

>How old are we (est.)?

>What are we (student, kindergardner, office drone, neet)?

>Does this room have a panic button that makes it look somewhat normal in case someone knocks?

>Is the onahole cleaned? Because this guy sure as fuck has one.

NooGoo 10/24/15 (Sat) 22:41:14 No.30900

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>>30899

>you are a 24ish drop-out working at a corner store part-time. you have the next 2 days off

>Its about 15 minutes after 3pm and you are alone in the house.(do you have room-mates?)

>you stand there looking at the onahole you just used and just left on the floor

>what do?

ロリコン 10/24/15 (Sat) 23:53:20 No.30901

>>30900

Grab the onahole and search the house for someone to throw it at.

ロリコン 10/25/15 (Sun) 03:46:48 No.30907

strip and go out in just a trenchcoat and fedora

ロリコン 10/25/15 (Sun) 03:54:11 No.30908

run outside and scream racist slurs at the top of your lungs

ロリコン 10/25/15 (Sun) 03:56:59 No.30909

Clean up the onahole and go to work

ロリコン 10/25/15 (Sun) 03:58:49 No.30910

>>30909

i mean go for a walk

ロリコン 10/25/15 (Sun) 04:22:28 No.30911

fashion a rope out of shirts and pants

then hang yourself

(or at least attempt to)

ロリコン 10/25/15 (Sun) 06:07:24 No.30914

Unsheathe your katana and slay some gaijins.

ロリコン 10/25/15 (Sun) 19:32:18 No.30938

>>30893

>Finish writing your 30-page manifesto on why lolis should be able to practice free love with older partners and why the age of consent is a nonsensical modern trapping that goes against nature, making repeated references to great men of art and culture who happened to be pedophiles and hebephiles, like Lewis Carrol and Bill Cosby

ロリコン 10/25/15 (Sun) 21:24:21 No.30945

look for some cuties!

ロリコン 10/26/15 (Mon) 02:53:36 No.30976

go get a sandwich

NooGoo 10/26/15 (Mon) 03:52:10 No.30982

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>>30901

>>30909

>>30945

>You feel the need to throw the onahole at someone, but again, no one is in the house with you.

>You dicide to clean up and wash out your toy.

>Looking at the onahole, you feel that it may come in handy if you get into trouble. You decide to take it with you for a walk.

Acquired: Clean Onahole x1

>Stepping outside, you say to yourself "lets look for some cuties!"

>Where to?

ロリコン 10/26/15 (Mon) 05:52:06 No.30988

>>30982

The mall of course!

May as well get your game warmed up on some middle schoolers with delusions of adulthood at Hot Topic. You can impress them with your knowledge of retro video games (even though they weren't retro when you played them)

ロリコン 10/26/15 (Mon) 19:33:34 No.31007

>>30982

Go to a pizza place and pick up a cheese pizza.

ロリコン 10/27/15 (Tue) 01:45:19 No.31016

>>30982

head to the beach or a water park

lots of cute lolis in cuter bathing suits

NooGoo 10/29/15 (Thu) 08:31:12 No.31125

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>>31007

>As you walked into town, you realize you haven't eaten anything all day. You just kind of rolled out of bed and rubbed one out.

>Luckily, Nanasy's is just up ahead and you think to yourself "Man! I can really go for a slice of cheese pizza."

>Opening the door, the sound of soft giggling it your ears.

>You see a cute loli about to dig into some ice cream

>"I think I'll have dessert first."

>What do?

I will now take any post. Seeing too many good ideas go by.

ロリコン 10/29/15 (Thu) 09:00:48 No.31127

Sit next to her and say "wow, I'd like some of that!" Then to clarify you were talking about the ice cream, ask for one of your own.

Introduce yourself to the girl as "Phoenix dark…dirk, phoenix darkdirk… Christian name: dirk steel"

ロリコン 10/29/15 (Thu) 14:48:01 No.31137

>>31125

Order a slice of pizza while trying to glance at the loli's buttcrack like a doofus.

>>30982

Look at that confident, alpha strut, goddamn.

ロリコン 10/30/15 (Fri) 00:40:50 No.31179

>>31125

Tap her on the shoulder and covertly replace the ice cream with the onahole.

ロリコン 10/30/15 (Fri) 04:47:35 No.31208

>>31125

Ask where her parents are.

ロリコン 10/30/15 (Fri) 14:03:43 No.31222

>>31125

try flashing her

ロリコン 10/30/15 (Fri) 14:47:23 No.31223

>>31125

Ignore everything that happened so far and go to a gym and start lifting. Don't stop until you're deserving of a loli.

ロリコン 11/03/15 (Tue) 22:12:47 No.31471

>>31125

offer to show her a crayon picture of your all new original Electric Bledgehog character, who is a combination of Blonic the Hedgehog, and Blikachu, whos name is Blonichu