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Anonymous 09/22/14 (Mon) 10:55:09 No.2[Reply]

yeah

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Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 10:22:40 No.249

>>247

cuz we dont talk about it

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Ancient 4chan & Old 8chan Anonymous ## Board Owner 03/28/15 (Sat) 22:28:46 No.132[Reply]

I have a shit ton of screencaps from before 2008 when cancer was not spoonfed (ty moralfags)

Will also post some old 8chan shit I have

Feel free to post your own bullshit
Starting off with some cockmongler(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Anonymous 04/27/15 (Mon) 08:26:32 No.240

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>claims not shit content

>only has shitposts and not legendary threads

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Anonymous ## Board Owner 03/28/15 (Sat) 22:23:45 No.131[Reply]

"every thread in /b/ right now is either "post(s) ending in 'x'", camwhoring, PRETENDING TO BE A CAMWHORE, or gay porn dumps. fuck off and die you shitposters.
i am going to start banning every single post like these i see, and instruct the mods to do the same.

tl;dr: fuck you."

What is /longcat/?

Its for all of your oldfag needs, as more and more boards are falling to newfag ledditors that came over from #GaymerGay™ screaming "LULZ DOXXXXXED GET KRET NEWFAG"

The rules:

Oldfags know the rules.

Also to point out, furry threads are allowed on friday but must be spammed with trains. If it is not spammed with trains the thread will be deleted. Have fun spamming your own thread!
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Anonymous 10/30/15 (Fri) 15:03:20 No.254 [Reply]

do you think this is long enough?

Anonymous 11/10/15 (Tue) 19:22:08 No.255

Relatively short.

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Anonymous 10/30/15 (Fri) 14:11:43 No.251 [Reply]

longcat is long

Anonymous 10/30/15 (Fri) 14:33:24 No.252

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Anonymous 10/30/15 (Fri) 14:42:27 No.253

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Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 03:40:10 No.221 [Reply]

>tried logging in to my old ytmnd account tonight on a whim
>signed up for ytmnd around the time i started on 4chan
>tfw i have been doing this shit for ten years

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 04:51:34 No.222

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Yeah, I know that feel.

SA and web1.0 diver here. Shit gets to you. I started going to 4chan in Nov 2003, how the internet has changed is depressing. Normalfags used to be scared of being OTI. Now its

>Sent from my iPhone
galore

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 04:52:31 No.223

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>>222

Anonymous 04/24/15 (Fri) 20:57:45 No.239

bad dream

Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 09:27:19 No.245

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>>222

>yfw SA got rekt by OTF

>yfw you only got saved by GabeN buying CS

>yfw when we taught you true forum war tactics

>mfw you taught them to SJWs

Anonymous 06/16/15 (Tue) 21:41:04 No.250

>>222

Everything is accesible now.

It started with search engines so you didn't need to know where to look, only what to look for.

Now you get suggestions out of the ass and content is pushed on to you every single moment.

There is no fear for doing something wrong anymore.

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The Biggest Threats 8chan Faces Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 01:33:08 No.198 [Reply]

1. IRC CABAL

2. Overbearing moderators/rules (in the top boards)

3. IRC CABAL

4. Reddit

5. IRC CABAL

6. Germany (Krautchan)

7. IRC CABAL

8. Users taking shit too seriously (IE muh serious discussions instead of just Meh. Screencapped. threads and bestposts) ffs /svidya/ exists
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Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 01:48:55 No.199

name/tripfaggotry and cancer in the form of unoriginal uninspired posting of shit is a big point I suppose

Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 02:53:20 No.200

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What is this IRC cabal I have just heard of?

Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 09:03:26 No.206

>>200
nice 200

It's mostly rumors but the facts are this
>#8chan-staff is locked only to Hotwheels and his globals, possibly some others but I'm not sure
>they've schemed together to bring about moot-tier obstructions to freedom like the banning of all American IPs on /int/ on mondays, though at the moment it is not in place it might be soon enough
>Consists mostly of Germans, 4/7 of the global volunteers are Germans who browse Krautchan (this is the enemy)
>the IRC Cabal doesn't refer completely to a single group but to any and all conspirators who utilize IRC as their main hub, as far as I know there is a splinter group leftover from 4chan who enjoy manipulating boards and spreading their agenda, there is #/2hu/ who attempt to steer major 8chan events (they brag about Hotwheels being in their pocket), there is the 8/int/ IRC channel where they send shitposters to derail threads they dislike

That's just the tip of the iceberg. There are others who know more than I, as I am a mere lowly shitposter. All you need to do is spread the word that IRC is cancer, Krautchan is cancer. And look out for leaks as well, doesn't hurt to monitor major events either. In general, it's always a good idea to stay informed.

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 19:58:50 No.228

Relevant thread
https://8ch.net/int/res/193494.html

Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 03:22:32 No.248

lol ur board is ded

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Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 02:57:56 No.201 [Reply]

>tfw you didn't learn how to 7 before moot killed all the filters

Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 22:48:02 No.220

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everyone should ovarypost at least once

Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 03:05:36 No.246

is that chris chan's dick

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Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 04:52:18 No.203 [Reply]

how did this stupid puppy changes menes forever?

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Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 19:01:32 No.226

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>>225
Probably with it getting 76m get on 4/b/

and MemeGenerator made it easy for normalfags, which launched it on reddit, now when you search up "meme" you get
>pic related

Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 20:09:52 No.236

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