No.35[Reply]
~What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little puppy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kitten Task Force~, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on uncute people, and I have over 300 confirmed kawaii actions. I am trained in fluffy claw warfare and I’m the top kitty in the entire US kitten task force. You are nothing to me but just another dog. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying uncute things over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of russian kittens across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cuteness. You’re fucking dead, puppy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can claw you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in being really fucking cute, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kitten Task Force~ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of my cuteness, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “cute” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot dog. I will meow all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking ugly now, kiddo.~
No.36
lulz