http://www.stuff-o-matic.com/asgp/"Are you frustrated by roller coasters? Are you so bored that you prefer to play chess during the ride? Well, don't worry anymore, you're going to smile again.
Whether you are too short to enter the ride, too old to have fun again or too fragile to come out clean, Andy has something for you. Join us in Andy's Super Great Park: the roller coasters from hell that we travel at full speed in a barrage of explosions. Everyone is welcome, sensations guaranteed!"