What should this board be about.
Right lads, I'm sick of sitting around on me arse trying to see if anyone's online, I know yer there and if yer not I'll punch ye nan, I swear on me mums grave. So this thread is just general banter about what this board will be an whether or not we should let David on. K m9s.
Board Rules
#1 No Child Pornography#2 Pics aren't compulsory, but having one keeps the page entertaining
#3 Don't slander anybody because of their religion or race (unless they're terrorists) - that's not cool!
Being in breach of any of our 3 Simple rules will result in your nan getting hooked in the gabber, and disciplinary action upto a range ban.
See something you dont like?
> Does it break these rules?
> Yes
> E-Mail me, Admon@8Chan.co
> No
> Too fucking bad, here's 10c to ring someone who gives a shit
If you are reading this, you have been visited by the Board Necromancer.
Good traffic and high PPH will come to you, but only if you post this message to 5 other dead boards to spread his reanimating magick.
wew lads
hey jack
hey dude i just wanna let you know some stuff and this is the only why i can contact you
keera is a bitch and she just wants attention pleasemstop man and just wack it to some loli
and no she isnt dating that asian leso its just a ruse
i really miss you man and i enjoyed hanging out with you but now i gotta go bc normies get out
REEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Cheeky nandos
banta
Top Pan
>driving with a friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing
Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.
http://reid.li/flappyfedora/
mom
ill fuck yer mom
Navy seals
ITT: Navy seals experiences thread.
I'll start
I conducted 300 raids on alqueda once.
Fedora Tiping Thread
Ay you fucken wankers. I discovered this new kind of hat ay, and it's called a fedora. Only the sickest cunts wear them. Better bloddy have some you fuckwits.
ahllah ackbar
ill fucking kill u alls i am terorism wotm8
hi loliuloli Fuck
>assessment due in tomorrow>assessment is an 800 word essay
>word just decided to crash, chill
>Essay is corrupt
should i just kill myself now or…
alirght lads
>mfw this board
hey cunts
1v1 me guis