>>30360
Going to consolidate some of these for brevity.
>Would you hurt yourself for your waifu?
If it were a situation like in SAW then yes, if it meant I could spare her the pain. Otherwise no, and she'd think I would be an idiot if I did.
>Would you cry if your waifu felt sad/incomplete while separated from you?
Probably not. Hurt, yes, but I'd need to be strong for her.
>Would you learn to protect her with your own two hands?
Yes, but then again I'd learn to protect her no matter the needed method.
>Would you carry her on your back in public if she asked but was joking?
I would, especially if she was tired. She's light enough that I can carry her easily.
>Would you bring her breakfast in bed when she woke up?
I would on occasion, I'd even offer to feed her by hand if she wanted.
>You're walking on the street and someone pushes her over, how do you react?
Assuming it's on purpose, I get into their shit after helping her up, man or woman. If things escalated I'd fight if needed, she's the only one I'd get violent for.
>At night, you notice she's having a terrible nightmare. What do you do? What happens?
I stop whatever I'm doing and wrap my arms around her in a comforting manner. If she wakes up, I'll just tell her she was having a little nightmare, then lull her back to sleep while she lays against me.
>Would you take her death sentence? How would she react?
I would, since she means the world to me. Knowing her, she'd either get me to take it back or offer to die with me.
>If your waifu had to kill you, how would it go?
She'd outright refuse or kill herself rather than kill me. According to destiny, once she has someone to love she can never let it go.
>Would you ever feel fear if your waifu was standing right at your side?
Of course I would, I'm only human, but I'd hide it for her sake. I would feel fear, but she would give me the courage to keep going.
>Would you get into her personal business, even if she didn't want you to? It's affecting her badly currently.
Yes, the last time she didn't want anyone to get into her affairs, she was kidnapped by her Father. I'd help her with her personal issues no matter how dangerous they were.
>A friend is threatening to break you two apart, what do you do?
Obviously they're not my friend at that point, and are less important than her. Tell them to do what they will, but if they harm her, I won't stop until their world is left in flames.
>A crowd forms around your waifu and threatens her. How do you react?
Get in between the crowd and her, and protect her with my life.
>Last 3 days of civilization. What do you do during those?
Enjoy the last bit of peace we have. Stay in out home and spend the next 72 hours connecting as best we can.
>Some drunk but strong guys circles the both of you and starts making pervs comments about your beloved. What happens?
If things look bad, distract them long enough for her to get away, I'd take a beating if it'd mean she'd be safe.
>Is your love something you're proud of?
Yes, because I'm proud of who she is, to me she is someone worth loving fully and I'm glad I got the opportunity to meet her.
>Meet her for the first time when she asks to sleep at your place, what happens?
Go out of my way to make sure her needs are met. She can have my bed, all my pillows, fresh sheets, blankets, etc. and I'll gladly sleep on the floor so long as she's comfortable.
>She talks about you on national TV while you're eating with the family, how do you react?
Speechless the whole time, while probably a bit embarrassed if she says anything very sweet about me. Afterwards, I tell the family that it looks like I've found my wife.
>He wants first to duel with you. How did it go?
Depends, if pistols then I'm sure I'd come out on top. If something based on physical strength, I'm not sure if I'd win, but I'd make sure he'd go down with me if need be.
>He then wants you to say the most beautiful thing ever to her. What is it?
I release her from her cell, take her dainty hand, and place it against my chest, "Do you feel it? I've returned what's rightfully yours, against all odds. Will you accept it?"