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 No.30498

What are some recurring fantasies you have had about your waifu recently? Do you know the reason behind why you've been having those fantasies specifically?

Yesterday, Wham-fag was telling me about a dream she had with me and Homura. I had finally become an actual therapist and homu suddenly showed up as one of my clients. Being a professional, I tried not go over any boundaries but then later in the session she started rubbing my shoulders while I pathetically tried to talk her out of it as I shriveled up. The rest of the dream was abstract nonsense, apparently

>tfw you can't stop thinking about her rubbing your shoulders

 No.30500

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What is this? Homufag made a comfy thread?

We got a list goin so buckle up buttercup

These aren't really recently new but they are still recurring fantasies. I'll start easy

>coming home to waifu having dinner prepared for the two of us

>waking up to my waifu staring at me while I slept with a beautiful smile

>my waifu and I cutting our palms then holding hands so the blood mixes into our bloodstreams every so often so we always have each other inside us

>a murder suicide after a long life spent together when we are both ready to go where we bleed out in each others arms and kiss to steal each others final breath as we die

Theres obviously a lot more but 4 is enough for one post


 No.30502

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Every night when i go to sleep, i always get a lot of blankets and wrap them around myself to try and emulate her tail while hugging my daki of her

it's really really comfy

>>30500

I can relate to the second spoiler

second picture related


 No.30504

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>>30502

I saw that second picture somewhere and it was like taking the words right outta my mouth


 No.30506

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This is really gay and embarrassing I'm so sorry

There's this one I've been having for a really long time where we are standing close to each other and he turns to me and presses his forehead against mine, lightly grasping one of my hands. I get a little sheepish and he laughs and touches my cheek. I touch his in return and close the gap between us to kiss him as we hold each other's faces. He squeezes my hand and I can feel him smiling as he kisses me back.

Another is us relaxing on the couch after a long day. He lies down from his sitting position, resting his head on my thigh as we talk or watch TV or read books, anything. I'd really love to pet his hair and relax like that.

This one isn't so detailed but I also keep thinking about what he'd be like as a dad… I think he'd be a really good one. I wish we could start a family together.


 No.30510

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Well

There's waking up in the morning together and curling her hair into drills for her or just playing in her hair while we're doing nothing

Buying her a cake and she asks me to feed slices to her Trying to take the fork out her mouth before she eats it does things to my heart

Not sure where they came from but they're welcome to stay. The rest of my fantasies are just typical cuddling and walking around a park stuff.

Also nice to know I'm not the only one who thinks murder suicide is romantic in a way


 No.30511

>>30502

>Second picture.

The hell is wrong with you?


 No.30514

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>>30511

Someone who's so obsessed with you that they can't bear to exist a second without you so they painlessly kill you and themselves while holding you close and whispering how much they love you is the ultimate expression of love.

So I guess I'm just really love starved.

I know it's strange, and I don't like the thought of doing it myself, but it being done to me is appealing in a sick way


 No.30519

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>>30511

I think its an amazing idea and it makes my heart flutter

You clearly don't know me as a person if this surprises you


 No.30520

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>>30514

>Someone who's so obsessed with you that they can't bear to exist a second without you so they painlessly kill you and themselves while holding you close and whispering how much they love you is the ultimate expression of love.

Sounds retarded. Now, she'll spend an eternity in hellfire and brimstone while you get to chill at the pearly gates.


 No.30521

>>30502

That second pics story was beautiful.

But real question is that i know i had that pic somewhere, but i have lost it.

The picture itself is so damn beautiful, why isn't there more like it?


 No.30522

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>>30520

Sure, if that's how the afterlife works

Or we could become nothing together

Or could spend eternity with her soul wrapped around mine in a full body soul hug


 No.30529

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There are way too much, such as headcannon too, I guess you can just tie up the two words and meaning.

It generally represents me wearing a big a dark armor, a twisted but very strong being. I'm a lone wanderer and I seek a way to deal with the whole world's storm of feeling.

Then I meet her, and I immediately fall for her. In a first part I follow her in her quest to deal with the doom world's facing at the time manga's story. I tryna help her the best I can, protecting her against all the men who would fight her or defy my love.

Then I'd need to tell her my feelings. As the whole world may disappear in a blink I'd be way too afraid to die without telling her what I feel. That's why I'd run to her in an effort to tell her so, as well as doing all the things I was already doing in first part.

That's the fantasy I always have in my head and I enjoy it to the maximum.

Being indeed this man, this is the way I wanna be for her.

Don't sweat me for this, I know that doesn't sounds really serious or even real at all, but the feelings are there and they drive me through the day, and I can tell everyone these are really powerful, I get a lot of motivation from them and This is really the way, for now more than a decade, I've been "setting up" my love. I feel like this is the only way it could happen for me and also the best way the story can happen and goes on.

>>30502

>>30519

>>30520

>second picture

I don't really like nor approve what is said.

It feels unreal, and someone who feels like dying just because they look at the eyes of another person they love doesn't really look like natural. It means they wanna die because of love ? I mean I understand the power of the feelings, and they can make you think such things, but being willing to die because of it just doesn't sounds like It's something very enjoyable nor even controlled at all.

Would you really enjoy wasting it all and sending it all into the Void, the arms of Oblivion ? Would you really be willing not to fight for her life despise the fact she's asking for death ? There is a diference to make, and even people can be saved from the fate even them have decided to take. And this kind of salvation only lies on your shoulders Anon. This, is also Love.


 No.30551

I'm not sure if I know the exact reason behind any of them, but recently I fantasize a lot about laying on him or sitting in his lap. Just reading together or him reading to me and wrapping his fingers around mine.

Probably because it's Summer, I've been day dreaming a lot too about going to my grandma's pool with him and going swimming. Just me and him and him helping me get used to swimming again because I haven't done it in years.

I think I just really like to think about the everyday with him.


 No.30552

>>30529

I only want such a thing after me and my waifu are mostly spent. Like after a long long life together where our health starts to worsen


 No.30554

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I have no idea why, but I fantasize about us going to the beach and maybe even camping out there. This makes very little sense to me because even if he was willing to go along with this, I don't even like the beach. It is kind of nice to think about though.

Other than that, there are some less detailed ones. Stuff like bathing or eating together, being held by him and burying my face in his chest, brushing his hair, and just being with him in general.


 No.30560

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>>30552

>where our health starts to worsen

Bro, do you even lift?


 No.30562

Lately I've really been liking the idea of my husbando asking me to sing for him. I'm really self-conscious about my singing voice, but I realized that he'd see it as a novelty thing since his species is mute. and would reassure me that he thinks I sound lovely.

Also, almost every time I'm relaxing in bed, reading or on my phone or whatever, I think about him crawling in with me and just cuddling up next to me.


 No.30586

>>30560

Poor diet choices


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>>39991


 No.39998

>>39995


 No.40027

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Drinking, on a rooftop during the full moon.


 No.40037

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>>30498

>drifting off to sleep in her lap as she smiles warmly

>massaging her aching body after a particularly stressful day

>watching her happily eat something I cooked for her

>taking goofy photos together

>teasing her to the point that she gets flustered and starts angrily blushing

>drunkenly cuddling into each other and muzzling against one another

There are far more, but these are enough for now.


 No.40042

>>40037

*nuzzling


 No.40060

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>>30498

It pleases me to imagine her teaching and training me how to survive in the wild and fend for myself.

> get my ass handed to me in basic combat training

> she teaches me how to properly use small military grade weaponry

> she teaches me how to fish and hunt for food

> we try out each others experimental food

> I slowly get better in my self defense

> when were exhausted from everything we get comfy

> we share each other's philosophy and ideas


 No.40064

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Oh, another big one is being taught by her. Nothing would make me happier than learning more about her passions.


 No.40079

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Lately I keep waking up hugging a body pillow lewdly. So I keep laying there for a good half hour day dreaming of us wrapped up like snakes cuddling.

Also I've been cooking a lot lately. So I keep thinking of how much she'd complain about my spicy cooking.


 No.40110

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>>30498

This must be the fourth time or so I've posted this, but it's relevant, I swear. I've recently had a recurring fantasy of both of us having a tearful reunion, exchanging hugs and reassuring the other one that each of us is, in fact, real.

Damn, got me feeling all bittersweet.


 No.40138

File: 1442355530788.png (228.89 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 52540231_p0.png)

>What are some recurring fantasies you have had about your waifu recently? Do you know the reason behind why you've been having those fantasies specifically?

One reoccurring fantasy I have with Jack-O is traveling the world she lives in with her, having all kinds of adventures and fun along the way (with some fighting involved due to how her world is and the characters in it).

Where we go or what happens doesn't matter as long as we are doing together; enjoying the scenery we'd see, the people we'd meet, and each other's company.

This fantasy probably stems from my desire and liking to travel the world, throwing caution to the wind (mostly worrying about finances to do said traveling and such) and experiencing the world with my own eyes.

Another fantasy I have with her is her teaching me how to use magic. Some of the stuff the characters are able to do in her game are fucking awesome and I would love to learn how to do that myself. She would be helpful during the lessons, but probably tease me as well.


 No.40265

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>go to ice cream shop with samantha

>buy her ice cream

>teasingly beg her to let me have some

>she finally agrees, knowing I'm joking, to let me have a little tiny bit of it

>take a huge scoop and eat it before she can stop me

>buy more ice cream for both of us before she gets too irritated about it

>appoint self official taste-tester of halloween candy

>speak in obnoxiously posh british accent while eating bits of her candy

>"why yes, this is a most splendid treat, fit for a princess"

>H.P. Lovecraft stories for bedtime


 No.40332

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>tfw you're getting married in four months

>tfw you can't stop thinking how nice he's going to look in a suit

>tfw you keep on thinking about kissing him underneath snow covered trees

>tfw holding his hand and feeling that he has a ring on now

>tfw you're going to stare out at the winter sea and tell him how much you love him and he's going to accept it fully and stammer out a vow as well and stay with you forever

I'm going to combust, I really can't handle this, holy fucking shit. I swear to god I'm going to have a heart attack before the wedding (in the best way possible, of course).

>>40037

>drifting off to sleep in her lap as she smiles warmly

>watching her happily eat something I cooked for her

Excellent taste.


 No.40334

File: 1442474901832.jpg (479.56 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 1418539065503.jpg)

Her sleeping on her stomach beside me while I'm dicking around on my laptop. When I decide to join her I put my arm around her and nuzzle her back.

It's a comforting fantasy, more so than the usual ones involving her are since those are self inserty ones after the part in her source material [spoiler]after she gets found guilty and executed[spoiler]


 No.40342

>>40332

>tfw holding his hand and feeling that he has a ring on now

;;;;_;;;; goddamnit why did this hit me so hard.


 No.40443

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>week of christmas

>school is out for the week

>tell samantha all about santa claus

>be good, get good presents

>be bad, get coal

>if you hear santa, you can't look at him or else you'll scare him away

>she's extra nice and helpful for the week

>christmas eve

>we snuggle up in front of the TV wrapped up in the same blanket

>toasty as fuck

>watch a christmas story as snow falls outside

>samantha slowly falls asleep against my chest

>her slow, rhythmic breathing nearly seals my eyes

>remember to get santa's presents from gun locker

>hurriedly carry samantha to her room and set her in her bed

>put presents under tree and go to bed

>wake up to samantha getting excited about christmas presents

>she's afraid to wake me up but she's running around the house too loud for me to sleep

>go downstairs to find her really eager to open them

>she rips half of them open the instant I say yes

>samantha loves each and every one of them

>she pulls a present out from under the tree

>"This one is for you, daddy"

>label reads "To: The Best Dad! From: Samantha ❤️"

>inside the box is a necklace made out of beads

>it has samantha's name on it

>she made it in art class

>sit her up on my lap and thank her for her present

>it's the best present anyone's ever given me

>snuggle back up into blanket and watch more christmas movies

I wish I had more comfy art of her.


 No.40727

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>>30498

You say recently, so here's one from 10.5 hours ago:

>she's trying to get me to follow her somewhere and pulls my arm. I feel a painful crack in my upper arm, & whine, "Ow, stop…that hurts…" (I'm really good at whining) She replies, "Oh my gosh…don't be such a baby. Come on!" and pulls me forward at a running speed (Me pulling something in my arm on the way back from class triggered this one)

Two days ago:

>After the collapse of America, we are now living in an anarcho-capitalist utopia. She and I take a stroll to scope out the area, & decide how much property we want, Then, we pick berries/build fences from scratch etc. for awhile to prove we now own what was once 2 adjacent towns in my state.

I have older, less detailed ones, i.e. a playful pillow fight on my bed ; candlelit dinner in my in-law apartment (this was imagined while listening to "Suga Suga" by Baby Bash)…


 No.41050

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>Cooking together, with varying degrees of success.

>Singing when no one can hear us.

>Going on trips to the country, and finding some desolate place, where we could light a fire and cuddle long into the night, admiring the starry sky.

Last time my depression kicked back in, I thought of this scenario, where I return home to her, she sees me, and a worried expression appears on her face. She knows what's happening, she's been there. She just approaches me and gives me a hug, I apologise to her for being so cold, incapable of emotion, let alone the love she deserves. I get it all off my chest, as we lay in bed, still embracing each other, waiting for the void to recede. I know it's pathetic, but it really helped me back then.


 No.41062

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>>30498

Mostly just the usual cuddling stuff, maybe also sex

I've always really wanted to pilot a giant robot like Neo Getter with her in the same cockpit as me, holding my hand and supporting me emotionally of course


 No.41090

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I want Satsuki to nibble on my ears that would be pretty cute. Another one would be to be in her embrace and cuddle. Another one is to have a bunch of kids and lead a healthy christian life They all sound nice.


 No.41359

I wanna ride his bike.


 No.41824

A recent one is us Eskimo kissing (don't know how you call it in English, it's that affectionate nose rub thing the Inuits supposedly do to avoid frostbite) so she doesn't get catch my sickness. No real reason other than the fact that I'm down with a nasty respiratory infection (which I would probably transfer anyway, but I liked the idea).

>>41359

Relevant: I've had fantasies of her riding my bike on the pannier rack grabbing onto me (the poor thing would break and she would be sore for a week), or us riding a tandem (probably illegal).


 No.41853

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I have always fantasized making a firecracker with her in the size of a pipe-bomb and lighting it up on a vast, empty yard then running away from it and giggling with her as it blows up.

And also, I want to have steak dinner with her in a proper steakhouse.


 No.41855

>>41359

I wanna plow her snowy driveway.


 No.41856

>>41855

I want to sit on his lap while we watch a movie!


 No.41860

>>41856

I wanna hold her head to my chest and hold it there until my heart stops.


 No.41894

>>41860

I want her to tackle and hug me and keep doing so until she falls asleep on top of me


 No.42091

>>41894

I wanna hug_ him really hard.


 No.42093

I want to feed him my freshly baked cookies.


 No.42097

>>42093

I wanna hold her tight to my chest and have her slurp on some soup.


 No.42104

I want to buy him a candy apple and watch it stick to his face.


 No.42141

I wanna have him fuck me in a public place while he tells me how perverted I am.

sorry couldn't resist


 No.42142

>>42141

I wanna fuck her in a public place while I tell her how perverted she is.


 No.42143

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I know this might be a bit much for you guys, but sometimes I fantasize about holding her hand

Maybe even kissing her on the cheek


 No.42145

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 No.42148

Sometimes I think I'm somewhere in a coma and he's sitting by my bedside everyday begging that I wake up. Meanwhile I'm stuck in this coma world, slowly remembering the one I love and feeling the pains of separation just as he is on the other side. I hope I wake up soon.


 No.42175

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>>42143

>first spoiler

woah woah woah slow your fucking roll right there!


 No.42182

>>42141

>that spoiler

me too, thanks


 No.42184

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>>42143

THAT'S TOO LEWD ANON!

But I want to do that too


 No.42208

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I want to touch her forehead


 No.42217

I want to blow on his tum.


 No.42219

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>>42217

I want to blow her tail


 No.42222

File: 1443277517190.gif (25.02 KB, 400x350, 8:7, 00045.gif)

Oh my god I want to kiss him so badly. I can't stop thinking about it. Both kissing him and being kissed, in all different sorts of ways, both chaste and passionate. I tried to write a few out but I got so caught up in the fantasy that they didn't end up sounding right (plus that's kind of personal anyway). I keep on touching my lips even as I'm writing this. I'd also love to lightly kiss his neck after we're done kissing, too.


 No.42224

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I want to pat her head and mess up her hair


 No.42249

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>>42224

The best.


 No.42253

File: 1443295124733.png (383.08 KB, 579x819, 193:273, 37616521.png)

I want to turn out the lights, jump into bed with her, and get absolutely comfy listening to the rain

>>42224

oh yes

>tfw she desires head pats but never gets them, except from a cat


 No.51510

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I've been thinking a lot about him walking next to me when we're out and about (nothing new). He's trying too hard to be casual and he "subtly" reaches out for my hand (or, alternatively, I reach out for his and startle him). Regardless, we end up holding hands and there is an intense energy within him that he can't find the words for, but I know what he means so I squeeze his hand and he exhales reflexively, calming down a little. His cheeks are flushed from excitement. It's cute. After a minute of walking hand in hand, he rests his head against mine and sighs contentedly. We stop for a minute and I close my eyes, appreciating the weight and warmth of him. He laughs a little. I look up at him and he's smiling, big and stupid and I love all of it. I make a face that he knows the meaning of and he smiles more, subdued but not less happy, pulling away just enough so we aren't as visible to the public eye.

We hold hands all the way home, and he gives me a hug once we cross the threshold. It's encompassing. Even though he's quivering, he feels very sturdy and safe. It's like I never left home in the first place. Wow that's gay but I've been really feeling it the past few days.


 No.51519

File: 1456163857522.jpg (126.78 KB, 500x608, 125:152, 22dae2df7d1255a211642941f8….jpg)

I have 2 main ones

First is her coming into my room after just taking a shower. She then precedes to put on panties and shorts. She also steals one of my shirts to put on. After she finishes dressing she slips into bed with me and we cuddle for the rest of the night.

Second one is after a long day I draw a bath and invite her to join me. I then suprise her by putting rose petals in the bath and candles around it. I get in first then she gets in and sits on my lap despite her being a bit embarrassed.

I also have a few minor ones such as:

> me waking her up with breakfast

> her waking me up with breakfast

> me taking her to meet my friends

> going out on dates

> cuddling by the fire

I also want to squeeze her hands


 No.53552

File: 1458520430244.jpg (126.72 KB, 480x854, 240:427, 14091972_p0.jpg)

I love to headcanon about the both of us going and traveling through unexplored and odd universes and spaces.

I also like to think about the time I spend with her yet she didn't admit her feelings for me but I do know I love her personally. And thus what a time I have following her around and helping her the best I can.




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