/mai/ - Waifu

>>30961

She knows kung fu woah

I'd be dead before I even got close.

Ribbons need a nerf.

>Domus Aurea

>possesed

She holds back normally to make it fun, but could pretty much just wish the enemy to die and they would.

Even without her powers she put a lion in rear naked choke hold and knocked it out. I'd be doomed.

Somehow I doubt it very much.

>extremely mischevious and nimble

>is a goddess

Oh fuck no. I'd get my ass kicked.

>Skilled swordfighter

>Extremely quick

>Probably knows some form of hand to hand martial art

>Has a ghost half with all sorts of tricks

>Magic

At best I could try and banish the demon.

Heheh. Nope

if an ancient demonic zombie dragon monster thing couldn't do it why the fuck would i be able to

I'd probably could defend myself for a little bit, but would probably get my ass handed to me in the end.

Given how tiny and frail she is? The hardest thing would be not to hurt her, I could probably let her try and come at me without resisting and even the she probably couldn't do much. Thankfully a simple flick to the forehead should knock that nasty demon right out of her.

she would shoot me, and if not that, she is pretty much a ghost, she could destroy me in CQB, she is immortal already, and the thought of hitting my girl would cause me to not try my best to defeat her.

No one else is even bothering? Guess it's time for extreme autism to kick in

REPEAT IT IN RED 'THERE ARE NO MORE THAN 18 PEOPLE ON THIS ISLAND'.

That's right, you can't, now I'm free to say that any number of people could have been hidden from the original 18 and committed all of the crimes which took place on the island. Even if a hundred people wearing goat masks (hehe) are hiding you cannot deny it because it's a DEVIL'S PROOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF. Suspecting the people I know was never necessary.

THIS IS MY VICTORY YYYYYYUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YYYYYYAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

It's like you guys aren't even trying. Umineko taught me well how to defeat all powerful reality warping women in cute dresses.

Although it'd would be pretty much impossible for her to be possessed by anything the idea of this all being her messing around works.

There are no more than 18 people on this island.

Give up or start suspecting the people you know and love.

Th…there must be some kind of mistake… How can you say that? Damn it… DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! I'll kill you, I'll kill you and all of that pathetic stage magic. Just you wait and see!

*long time passes*

Grandfather has been dead from the very beginning, without him we only have 17 people so I'm allowed to assume that there is a hidden 18th person present on this island and he is committing the murders. I'll label this person as 'X' and use him to prove that he did all of this. If I can find a possibility that a human was capable of doing all of this I will prove that magic is unnecessary and that YOU DON'T EXIST!

Well I mean, she is an assassin. I'm sure if she was able to get the drop on me, I'd be dead pretty quickly.

I might have a chance in a straight fight though.

We'd spar as much as we could if given the chance. So I am confident that her projectile spam and hopping around like a maniac wont last too long against a will of iron combined with arms of steel.

Well, yes she's very weak even for a normal human. I wouldn't need much too do it, just a quick knock on the head should be enough.

I have no chance against her if she's transformed. If not, I could probably take her in a face-to-face brawl.

I am so screwed.

Well, if she's able to use her magic, she could pretty easily turn me into a pile of ash. Though her physical condition is below that of a normal human, so hypothetically I could overpower her. Though honestly, I don't know if I would have the heart to hurt her, even if I had the ability. If it was for her own good, I might be able to, but I would still hesitate, for sure.

>>30961

No,sword impalement GG.Feather machine gun spam GG.Dragon wing GG.

>Theres a possibility that she'll be under Bison's mind control in SFV

Win the fight? Hell no.

But I can take a beating, she'd have to kill me to stop me from trying to save her. I like to think she wouldn't, even if under some kind of mind control

Well most reasons she'd be fighting allies can be solved by casting Esuna or a single melee attack.

So, shouldn't be too much of a problem to stop the fight.

For any other reason though, no. She's a knight with magical powers, I'm just some weakling. Doesn't matter if I could bring myself to fight her or not.

Nope.

I wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance. hehehe

I'm pretty sure I'm screwed.

I'm not worried

>>31063

I chuckled

My chances are already iffy in a straight fight against like a regular dog, and that's assuming I was willing to kill the dog.

How am I supposed to non-lethal takedown a wolf the size of a truck?

>a super walking swiss army knife strong ass metal grill vs a bitch ass nigga

She was "hacked" in one of the crossover games she's been in. Took like 4 niggas to bring her down.

I'd say I'd be able to beat her very easily.

That is assuming she doesn't start using some of the ghost tricks her shadow could use.

> Could you beat up your waifu in a fight if you had to, like if she was possessed by demons or something?

Well Emmie has stated that she is weak, but i make a point not to harm the one love. Besides, I prefer saving Emmie from such a thing the subgenius way.

>be me

>be subgenius

>use the power of time control

>Go back in time to before Emmie gets possessed

>find douchebag who wants to possess my love

>beat him or her with a crowbar for what he or she was about to do to Emmie

>put down crowbar

>proceed to trap asshole possesser in infinite time loop.

>go back to main timeline

>Emmie never possessed

>hug

Well, she's a half demon superhero with a range of psychic powers. I'm pretty sure I would get fucked up

I wouldn't want to fight my waifu anyways

Who knows? I tend to assume in all universes that we're together that I have hamon and training in fighting sports is my passion, so I'd at least have my chance.

To be able to defeat my husbando in an honorable fight to the death is my dream!

>>30967

> he thinks ribbons need nerfing

Shawls OP, plz ban

please don't ban. I love mai waifu.

Nope. I'd probably be dead or mortally wounded before I even saw it coming.

>over trained both about martial arts and swordsmanship.

>is so fucking fast I'd see nothing coming, and see fucking strong in her hits she would send my head flying away from my body.

At least she would be willing to control the demon and not hurt me at all cost I would help her tho

Do I even need to say anything?

Nope.

>like if she was possessed by demons or something?

I'm pretty sure exorcisms don't require beating the shit out of them.

Besides, never doubt the power of the Blue Water.

If it's a purely physical fight, then sure, but I don't think I'd have the heart to actually beat him up.

If magic is involved, I'm most likely dead. His isn't super powerful or anything, but it's still more than enough to destroy an average human such as myself.

No, who could harm someone so cute and frail.

Also, she's pretty much harmless, so not that I would have to fight her or anything.

She's a tough tall powerful Dragon. Defeating her is like stopping a train, nearly impossible.

>like if she was possessed by demons or something?

The power of love will save her!

Miia has 7 meters of pure muscle to swing around, and been shown to be pretty strong with her human bits too as shes been able to hold herseld up.

She's also a master of CQC

My only chance would be sneaking up and grabbing her tail tip, which is very sensitive

Nope.

She is a demon of sorts, a very powerful one, so being possessed isn't really going to happen.

She is also a great sorcerer.

She has such a wide variety of spells, and 10 extra eyes to simultaneously cast from.

I'd stand no chance.

I want to learn magic from my waifu

A recovering cancer patient vs the young pink haired killing machine. I would not even last 5 seconds.

Maybe I could, then again maybe not.

If it wasn't demons he'd probably stand there and take it, unless it was for my own good. If it was demons I'd just find a bunker, thanks. Maybe with CCTV so I can know when to start shitting myself. He can deal with it though, I just have to be patient. I'm assuming the demon spewing pages wouldn't fly here. Poor thing needs a glass of water or two after that.

My waifu could probably gib me in one punch, but she's a demon herself so I don't think a demon could possess her. That's a really shitty situation to think about anyways.

Since Saku doesn't have any supernatural powers or weapons training, yes. Would I want to? Of course not.

Technically…. yes. Obviously there would be no instance where this would happen. And in the case of being possessed by a demon I clearly know people who know people how to handle that without violence.

Her luck would ward it off anyhow.

>>50393

Then again… I have no counter against washi washi.