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Home, Sweet Home

File: 1440377117978.jpg (182.16 KB, 534x518, 267:259, 12 - Sqcuiso.jpg)

 No.36333

Oh no! A group of nefarious baddies looking for trouble have kidnapped you! What would your beloved do to save you from such a hive of scum of villainy?

If your beloved has super powers or skills of any kind, what would they do? If they don't, who would they do? Would they call the proper authorities or go full Rambo?

 No.36335

>scum of villainy

Also, no you cannot kill the bad guys. They have incapacitated you somehow.


 No.36339

File: 1440377943411.png (783.33 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, kiniro09-1024x576.png)

>go full Rambo

I somehow doubt that, she too harmless to even hurt someone that's part of why she's so cute . She'd probably go to the police or something. It doesn't bother because I always want to be the one protecting her.


 No.36340

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm going to assume the abilities that she has in her dreams available to her in "real life" and that she can pull off the kinds of things this speedrunner can in her game. Major combat starts around 20:22.

She would absolutely rip and tear through whatever opposed her in her journey to rescue me. They would be dumbfounded and frightened out of their minds. Maybe I'm boasting a little too much, but you'd need a mop to clean the poor bastards up.

It'd be painful for her, but she'd never give up.


 No.36342

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Well she is skilled in spears and has purifying powers. Her adopted family is royalty so I think she would go to them for assistance and have an army at her back.


 No.36343

File: 1440378742899-0.png (24.66 KB, 177x183, 59:61, gasp.png)

File: 1440378742900-1.jpg (59.44 KB, 800x600, 4:3, LadyAdventurerAnnie.jpg)

Give her enough time to prepare and make stuff and she's basically like a moe Batman. Alchemic bombs, traps, healing salves, explosive barrels, and that's just off the top of my head. She'd rather not kill anyone at the end of the day if she can help it, so I'd like to think that she'd pull off some kind of silly ruse to infiltrate.

>she sneaks in inside a barrel

>finds out where I am, incapacitates baddies

>Return Gate us home instantly

>receives bashful reward kiss

I actually have rescue fantasies like this from time to time, I find them incredibly romantic


 No.36344

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They are dead, simply put.

She's armed to the teeth, she knows all her weapons of trade and then some.

She's experienced in being ambushed and out numbered.

She's taken out war veterans and army soldiers buy the number.

There's no doubt about it she's gonna make me her bitch and I'll love every second of it.


 No.36348

File: 1440379308290.jpg (101.06 KB, 1024x978, 512:489, CJKZh8WWwAAYZoK.jpg)

>killed grima twice

>takes out millions of risen in a cutscene

>beat captain falcon's ass

>backed up by the entire shepherds army

i'm not worried


 No.36349

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File: 1440379437156-2.jpg (42.66 KB, 258x257, 258:257, b58f8c5494eef01fd1a28779e0….jpg)

Sorry bad guys. I should've warned you better.


 No.36350

>>36349

> second pic

For a moment I thought that was ebola chan on top..


 No.36351

File: 1440379933762.jpg (293.04 KB, 1240x1753, 1240:1753, 6ec6875b9c97397127364f71ad….jpg)

Well she's pretty stronk so she could no doubt come after most petty kidnappers with no problem. She's proven herself competent several times in the games and she's still young for a half-ghost.

Once they're caught given how the Touhou universe is things would probably be fine. Then again given how she's pretty protective it might make her snap.

On the occasion they're a bit out of her league she has plenty of people she could enlist to help including some far stronger than her provided she can get them to agree to come along.


 No.36358

>>36343

So, reversed damsel in distress is your fantasy.

Whatever floats your boat, man.


 No.36361

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File: 1440381879191-1.jpg (222.72 KB, 1407x780, 469:260, j12.jpg)

Well she has her own group of nefarious baddies she can use to rescue me

Unless the group that kidnapped me was hers and she told them to kidnap me to make me feel despair


 No.36362

File: 1440382007418.jpg (359.62 KB, 1032x772, 258:193, 11.jpg)

>>36358

I have others, including the reverse, but that isn't what this thread is asking about.


 No.36363

File: 1440383875757.png (476.27 KB, 500x600, 5:6, toshima_alley_by_ahvia-d48….png)

He's very skilled in battle (superhuman, even) and has a cool head in situations that would have left him frozen in fear previously, so I'm pretty sure he'd be able to get to me. He might go to the police first but probably not, he'd be more likely to go after me I think. Depending on where we are, too, the police might not be the most reliable, as the CFC is extremely corrupt.

When he's gotten to me, I'll do my best to help him. I don't want to be a dead weight on him and combat isn't something he particularly enjoys even if he's good at it.


 No.36367

File: 1440385218964.gif (236.57 KB, 400x300, 4:3, Lilly_blingee.gif)

She would just call Akira and then the Scottish mafia would be on their asses.


 No.36372

File: 1440386244061.png (561.23 KB, 676x966, 338:483, 40200681_big_p1.png)

He's ridiculously strong and durable in a physical sense, on top of being skilled at magic and martial arts. If it was just normal people he was up against then they wouldn't stand a chance.

Knowing him, he might want to observe things for awhile after infiltrating their base to see how I'm taking it emotionally, which I can't really say I'd mind as long as I still got rescued. The suffering would make being rescued by him taste even sweeter. He'd probably step in just as I was about to be physically tortured or killed to turn the tables. After that I might be able to take advantage of the situation and get him to carry me out.


 No.36376

File: 1440387774081.jpg (1.11 MB, 1407x1809, 7:9, 24795360_p0.jpg)

>What would your beloved do to save you from such a hive of scum of villainy?

Kill them all and berate me for getting captured.


 No.36400

File: 1440392387254.png (507.24 KB, 1078x506, 49:23, Slice.png)

>Can your waifu/husbando protect you from evil forces?

My waifu is the evil forces

But anyway, it's hard to say. I guess it would depend on the circumstances.

She was trained to fight in a team, under the influence of combat drugs which boost her skills, so she has that going for/against her.

I think she would call for help, but still try and rescue me herself as well.


 No.36408

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File: 1440396406103-1.png (939.36 KB, 1280x1588, 320:397, Goddamn right I'm mad!.png)

>What would your beloved do to save you from such a hive of scum of villainy?

I'd laugh at my captors knowing she'd destroy them (either on her own, her ghost army, or both) for even kidnapping me.

She would also laugh about the fact I got captured afterwards, but would still be glad I was alright.


 No.36411

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>>36333

>implying she'd let me get kidnapped in the first place

Lol sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG1hqlzWEak


 No.36433

File: 1440428417831.jpg (240.07 KB, 600x720, 5:6, 521533.jpg)

He'd cry

Then probably call proper authorities. If they wouldn't do anything, he'd probably go to get me himself and get himself seriously hurt and kidnapped in the process. Poor baby.


 No.36497

File: 1440457086321.jpg (921.25 KB, 1125x825, 15:11, Suigintou.full.1430965.jpg)

If it was street thugs or mafia that kidnapped me then they are all going to die.Her feather spam attack will be good for keeping them in cover while she closes the gap between them with her speed.That or she could just straight up use her dragon wings to crush them.


 No.36784

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She's pretty tough. She'd just go in guns blazing and later on tease me about being captured by scrubs.


 No.36795

File: 1440653539579.png (751.04 KB, 1016x344, 127:43, CUTEST.PNG)

Gather his teammates and go after them if they haven't all already been called in to handle it! It'd be pretty normal for him, and he wouldn't let his emotions get in the way or worry him when he goes to save me.

He'd have me home before lunch! And I'd probably have to do his laundry because I'd be blubbering and sobbing when he saved me if I wasn't just the whole time. I doubt he'd really mind.


 No.36808

File: 1440656724469.png (472.24 KB, 800x848, 50:53, df01dd3dd0a59bd409e82d9c42….png)

Well, she's a pretty good fighter along with Samson.

I'd be pretty confident that her and Samson be able to save me.

I stress that Samson would be there because he makes up the majority of her moves in the game, so it'd probably be a lot harder with just her there.


 No.36824

File: 1440658757231.jpg (24.45 KB, 274x378, 137:189, 1437537188275.jpg)

I legitimately question the judgment of one who would think to mess with mon amour via me. The looming threat of execution should one cross her has been brought up more than once.

Given that in certain situations involving certain supernatural entities, she is the authority, I'm sure she'd have no problem handling the situation herself.


 No.46092

File: 1445411427118.jpg (1 MB, 891x1200, 297:400, 1380975.jpg)

My waifu IS the evil force.


 No.46166

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Nope.


 No.46172

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>>36333

Look upon this terror inducing form, the personification of revenge and anger formed via relentless bouts of consuming sweets and general lazying about. Woe upon those who gaze at those furrowed brows, powerful pout, and glare that could make a grown man cry like a child, as she is retribution incarnate!

To answer the question though, I'd hope they'd be ready for a verbal beating of a lifetime. While she's as frail and as small as she can be, she knows how to both interrogate someone or toss insults out until they lose their cool. She'd probably try to run mental circles around the bad guys enough to get a chance to free me, then she'd let me do the rough housing while she sneers from the sidelines. We'd be a pretty good team. Although if I was actually hurt during captivity? That's when the gloves come off and she'd do something like in the third picture.


 No.46173

File: 1445482708041.jpg (152.23 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 1443301523462-2.jpg)

My waifu is super strong she could save me!


 No.46178

File: 1445484753820.jpg (701.69 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, 5fb5f19db848bb3722859b34f7….jpg)

Maybe.


 No.46184

File: 1445489722545.png (334.72 KB, 500x758, 250:379, 6e9a221a694ca12ced286e754d….png)

She's my secretary ship so, she has an entire navy at her disposal, so firepower isn't an issue. Only problem is they just have to stay on land, and they're safe. Let's just assume they're holding me prisoner at sea to keep things simple.


 No.46198

File: 1445500117575.png (1.95 MB, 1000x1433, 1000:1433, 53b85633b7cbbee923228846ab….png)

I feel really bad for the bad guys now.


 No.46202

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She has done such so many times to her own home world. How about me, a single person?


 No.46210

File: 1445505971074.png (177.16 KB, 398x298, 199:149, Washu_Hakubi_Chan.png)

Trickery is part of her arsenal, so after she saved me she'd probably send a few of the guys to the loony bin.


 No.46211

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Miia is a legendary soldier, she could take on any force


 No.46239

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Tomoko is the top illegal arms dealer in the world, bar none. There aren't enough people in the continent of Asia to soak up her ammunition supply.

She's going to go so sodding mental on those poor souls that future archaeologists will think this is where they first invented jell-o.


 No.46304

Too bad she is the villainy although if an ally was threatened she would incinerated them all to ash depending on how bored she was and how much she liked my company. She can't love easily but she can certainly entertain herself.


 No.47459

File: 1445944861781.jpg (163.78 KB, 500x633, 500:633, Agrias (11).jpg)

Considering the fact that not only is she a trained soldier, but has magical holy knight abilities, she'd be able to protect me pretty well.


 No.47460

File: 1445945082894.gif (95.6 KB, 186x138, 31:23, ae34b81f595015ea5d59e768f7….gif)

A recurring theme in fanart of her is that she's actually a murderer, which is joked a lot about in the anime as well.

"And the perpetrator, was me!"


 No.47472

File: 1445952756038.jpg (224.42 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, Agrias 11.jpg)

Reverse damsel in distress is one of my more shameful favorite scenarios.

>>47459

Do my eyes deceive me ?

There's no way that could be me right ?


 No.50519

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I hope 8chan doesn't shit on itself again while I post this

Nozomi herself doesn't have much in offense outside of washi washi, but if we take my famiry into account…

>one is an outlaw with a stupidly dangerous sword style and has no qualms with murdering if it means trying to save someone they car about

>one is experienced in shovel-fu and zombie combat

>one is a powerful mage capable of burning shit, freezing shit, and blowing shit away and that's only one of her classes

Yeah I don't really have nothing to fear. She can just call them and I'll be fine.


 No.50520

>>50519

*care about


 No.50621

File: 1454943160412.png (1.37 MB, 1364x768, 341:192, TESV 2016-02-05 07-24-36-8….png)

That was how we met actually. She walked out of an inn and went bezerk on two wolves chasing me.


 No.50657

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Hikage would kick their asses without a second thought. It's her job to kick peoples' asses, and she's more than capable of fighting people her strength or stronger.

Plus, if it was so bad she couldn't handle it alone, she has four close friends and five close allies/rivals to call on.


 No.50688

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File: 1455066951216-1.png (1.02 MB, 701x817, 701:817, gazer fausuto27 cold.png)

I trust her with my safety, implicitly.

She has so many spells at her disposal, it would be an effortless rescue.


 No.50772

File: 1455154235207.png (91.8 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 2413.png)

She is so strong, yet she wouldn't put up a fight before actually trying to resolve the situation peacefully. She would get to help those guys if anything since kidnapping her was their only way to prove of themselves reliable, they could be for example, asking for a ransom because they need money, so my waifu would actually help them getting that money instead of them being put in bad ways.

But if really there couldn't be anything done about how much the guys wanted to commit atrocities she would just fight like a demon until the end, and god knows she is fighting so well. They would have so much trouble dealing with her in the end I think she could get her out of that situation by her own means easily.


 No.50791

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File: 1455176474362-1.png (355.37 KB, 1400x1200, 7:6, ynm-05-006-08-09.png)

He's used to this scenario. Just bust in there with the giant tiger, break a few stained glass windows if you have to. Tiger no good? Try the fire bird. Ancient lake god of the North a potential suspect? Try the dragon. I don't think he's ever used the tortoise, Touda is a no-go, and the rest are a real mystery. Can you even summon Tenkuu? That'd be weird. Like dropping a house on them.

His own power is enough to expel enemies, but it seems other people always get caught in it, so he avoids that. Defensive spells though? He can pass those on in the middle of things.




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