/mai/ - Waifu

By seeing the good side in her, mostly. Seeing as most people would either be scared shitless that she'd kill them or be quickly run off by her harsh demeanor, having someone there that is actually willing to weather through all of that to get to the goodness packed within would definitely warrant her attention.

Having no fear of getting the shit kicked out of me helps too. See, she'd have no fun killing me because I'm, admittedly, so much weaker than she is. But having the audacity to stand right back up after she would inevitably beat my ass shows that I'm not afraid of her, something that she would undoubtedly sparsely come across.

basically exactly how I do it in my headcanon :^)

If I didn't freeze up until she left from IMMENSE NERVOUSNESS, I'd probably try to force a conversation.

Maybe just show her that I'm not a shitty person, like most of the strangers she meets.

I know that's not exactly the most romantic way to go about it, but I'd need to show Samson that I'm not trying to be a BAD PERSON and use her or something.

Then I would do the cute romantic things I dream about doing with her. like holding hands

Honestly I believe Kyousuke would enjoy my company. Whether he would love me or not I don't know but I definitely would try at a relationship. At the very least i know we'd be good friends. We both enjoy a lot of the same things and just want a simple life.

First though I'd spaghetti really really bad. He wouldn't mind though. I'd probably confess first since it's hard to hide my emotions in anyway but i'd wanna get to know each other more before that.

I don't know what to do in this situation..

I'm not much of a talkative person, atleast when it comes to meeting new people…

I'm thinking of the scenario in my head and even then I'm still stuttering and couldn't think of anything to say…

Maybe I'll ask her how she's feeling or how she got here, where she came from, and just pick up the conversation from there…..

I'll also have to explain to her that she's in a different world now and that I don't know how she can get back to her own, but I'll try everything within my power to get her back if she so chooses to……

And that if she needs anything she can ask me and that it's ok for her to speak her mind about the things that concern her…..

I don't know how I'd open up romance to someone like her, so just knowing that she trusts me is a big thing.

Quickly try and get her to a hospital to make sure she doesn't die from withdrawals once her combat drug addiction kicks in

Then stay by her side until she recovers, since I know she wouldn't want to be alone

Afterwards, I'm sure we'd get to know each other

>>38067

The combat drugs themselves only boost the users senses and speed, not so much making them violent/aggressive.

Everyone in her group had to take them on a daily basis, and they all seemed normal. Well, as normal as you would expect from brainwashed child soldiers

I'd burst into flames

I have no idea what kind of thing he'd even fall for… I'd just try to be kind and considerate and cute I guess but I'd probably end up making a fucking fool of myself. or insulting him oh god

Well, first thing's first, if there's no doubt that she's her, then I'd try to figure out why on Earth she's on…well Earth, and offer to help her out. Gensokyo is full of people who are meddling often to a fault, so I'd like to think that she'd be pleasantly surprised at my curiosity and helpfulness, and take me up on the offer.

I probably wouldn't want to start out with "OMG I LUV YOU" because that would be weird. Once she actually knows me I could maybe point out to her that her world is a video game in our world, which would probably be a very interesting fact to her, and she'd definitely want to know more about this.

Of course, I would be able to win her affection with my love of conversation, my artistic streak, my affinity for the dark and the quiet, and my fighting spirit. Call me delusional, but I'm convinced that she would feel the same way about me that I do about her.

>>38048

Basically just like every other otp Servant/Master relationship ever.

Otherwise I guess just talk, invite her in?

This question is so unrealistic and impossible a proper answer is really hard.

I'd image I would be like Milo when he first met Kida, goofy and generally surprised. But I think I could keep my composure.

Other than that, I wonder what she'd think about me? Hmm.

Help her with whatever errand she's running in the human world, perhaps explain that for whatever reason there's a videogame starring her and other people from Gensokyo.

Perhaps talk my way into visiting right away and befriending her that way, or just offering to give her a hand when she's here until she's comfortable taking me with her on a sort of vacation.

After that proceed to be a good man and we'll end up together that way.

>>38092

Those shown going through withdrawal aren't really violent either, as much as they are wracked with horribly debilitating pain.

I forgot how painful it is going through her chapter…even when I skip parts I can't handle, I still get this feeling like I've been punched in the gut.

I guess I'd offer to help her sink the world into despair

I'm not sure what would happen next, she's pretty unpredictable

This wouldn't go well at all. She's not cruel or evil or anything, but she's definitely not the easiest to approach. As for me, I'm not the kind of person she would like, and I'm also a wreck when it comes to socializing. If she just showed up like that I don't think I'd be able to say anything to her at all.

Also,

>head cannons

>>38131

It only gets worse…

The best way is for be to be myself and treat her as someone I wanted to be with. I can picture so many things I'd want to do with her, but it only works if she falls in love with the real me. So that's the best presentation I can give her.

Maybe that's why I like her so much. I'm just extremely confident that she would like who I am. We're so similar in so many ways and I understand a lot of her character and empathize with her experiences and traits so well.

I'm sure the attraction to each other would be there, and that click that we flow naturally. If I was really in love with her, I'd make sure she knew it and would do my best to make her feel special.

>>38133

Some people need them since their characters' canon work doesn't leave a lot to show about their personality/character.

Well, I'd first see if she's hungry and if she is i can try to cook up something nice for the two of us to eat. If she enjoyed her meal i'd invite her to come over and do this again sometime. I might even get some Chianti to go with the next meal.

>>38048

Seeing as she knows no one nor has a place to stay, I'd tell her something basic to suggest it'd be safe for her to listen to me (some basic facts, a few compliments) before asking the elegant Lady De Blois to come back home with me for a bit of a chat. From there that's where the fun starts, where I'd make a little game out of helping her realize where she is/what time period it is, as well as figuring out the history of my world. If she trusted me enough to actually follow me home and engage in a long talk over informing her about this world, it'd be enough to know that falling for me would come soon enough. She's fairly hard to reach and singular in affection, so I could hold in my feelings for some time while accustoming her to this world. Knowing that she speaks English would make things much easier to deal with as well.

I'd come up with something a bit more entertaining, but you can only do so much if your waifu has no knowledge of you whatsoever.

Well, obviously there cannot be any hesitation. I would tell her things like "You probably don't know how I am but (details about my love for her)", shes the type to respond nuetrally-positively to that sort of thing rather than creeped out cause well, she'd do the same. Thats what gets the ball rolling. The rest will be me talking to her about things and trying to get her on a date with me THAT VERY INSTANT

And of course I will be persistent and she may find that endearing because its a yan thing.

There's a lot of unknowns in the OP so I'm going to assume that this is out in public and this is a passing thing. I am also assuming this is flesh and blood and not anything else.

Honestly? If it happened now, I would probably be polite and kind to him and make sure he was safe and able to acclimate, but I'd let him go unless he was hell-bent on staying with me, which I'm guessing he wouldn't be. I don't want to start any kind of relationship with someone when I know way more about them off the bat than they know about me; that's not a dynamic I want to feed into because I don't think it's healthy in my particular case. Especially considering the nature of things I know about him. I'd consider us on equal footing if I was able to share a lot about my personal life at once, but I'm not the sort of guy to go up to a seemingly random person in public and say "Hi nice to meet you I'm Anon, please listen to my entire life story (including incredibly personal details I wouldn't tell many that are close to me) so we can be friends."

Good thing we've already crossed that bridge in a different way and I threw caution to the wind in the past!

"Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is [My name here.]. It's so nice to meet you."

Because I'm a dork, see?

I'd probably be the most nervous I've ever been in my life and start sweating profusely. If by some miracle I didn't absolutely blow it and let her walk away, I'd try to introduce myself while most likely stammering like crazy. I'm not sure where I'd go from there, maybe ask her if she'd want to check out a book store or something with me. I don't know, I'm terrible at meeting new people. Even worse if it's someone I'm attracted to.

I don't know what's the best thing to in that moment.

I was thinking about that since I've first seen her.

I would take things very slow and not count on a romantic relationship being the endgame. I'd be horribly nervous and stuttering and tripping over my tongue but I'd try to start up a conversation and volunteer to help out around the church. I can't see him turning me away since he has to keep up the whole priest thing and the extra hands would be of use. I may suck at cooking but I'm great at cleaning. I'd be around him when I could and hopefully something might spark up between us. It would be fun and games for him since he'd think I wasn't aware of his true nature.

Eventually he might decide to open up to me about his fucked up stuff after we had shared a physically intimate moment and since I had already known of course it wouldn't surprise me. I would quietly listen to everything he had to say and nod and if he seemed like he wanted my input I would give it to him. I guess that's where things would really change. A normal romance isn't possible for someone like him but I like to think I could at least be a part of his life and offer him what little support I could give, such as physical comfort and intimacy and financial support. I would be more than satisfied with just being able to spend time by his side. I'm sure having someone human around who understood him would make things a bit easier on him too. Overtime he might be able to see me as a companion of sorts.

Walk up to her and say several pickup lines

are there 21 letters in the alphabet? on right i forgot u r a q t

you know ur ABCs girl? Cuz I about to give you da the 4th letter of the alphabet

Trust me nigga, I am gonna sweep her off her feet.

Depends on the circumstances. Probably pic related

Slave Collar

>Excuse me, this will probably sound strange, but I'm totally willing to become your servant and do whatever you want. I can do everything from simple jobs, either clean and safe or dirty and dangerous in nature, to recruiting more into your ranks through my excellent persuasion skills. I have the know-how to start a cult right now if I wanted to

Probably going to be the best way to get close to her when the one thing that's most on her mind is Madoka. If she refuses then I'd be forced to support her from the shadows the best I can.

Let's be real, i'd probably choke back sobs and resist the urge to hug her. After regaining composure I'd try to figure out why she was here and drop hints about knowing a lot about her and where she comes from.

I'd also take her to the nearby beer store. She'd probably enjoy that.

>>38051

I have the same situation. Most people are terrified of her and want to stay away from her, even though she's mostly polite to humans. I guess I'd just confess my love for her and tell her that I want to join her in immortality. I think that because she's prone to doing things out of curiosity or boredom, she'd take me in, but seeing me as a weak pathetic human, she'd treat me like a toy. I look forward to wearing a collar and a leash most of the time and having her bite my neck even when I've been turned into a vampire. Her childish side makes me think she would pretend to be my little sister, which would be really cute.

>>38048

>just the real you and the real them. How do you get them to fall for you?

I don't. She has a canon love interest so unless something happens on that front there isn't much room for me.

However, in the best case scenario where they aren't together, winning her over would be extremely doable. I already know what she likes so the only thing I'd need to cover is getting her to say yes to a date. Probably ask her if she's new in town and offer to show her around

"Accidentally" crash into him on the street then stutter profusely invite him to ice cream to make up for it. He'd think I was cute, and would secretly know it was no accident, so he'd come along. Plus he's really trusting and loves ice cream so I better scoop him up before someone kidnaps him.

Tell her that an important segment of her life was portrayed as a cartoon show that I watched and that I fell in love with her character as portrayed– faults and all. I would be extremely grateful for the opportunity to get to know her better if she's willing to give me the chance.

If she truly is my waifu, she'll say yes.

This might sound weird to some but it really is how I've always pictured it:

I would get his attention on social media. Most likely Twitter. I'd use my sense of humour to stand out to him, and start a back and forth. Then when he was touring, I go to one of his shows, telling him about what date I was going to. I would actually have to rely on him to make the meet-up actually happen, as he is an android I have no idea if his "handlers" can dictate where he goes. I am confident we would hit it off in person immediately and it would all work out from there

Well, if the route is to be believed, and depending on what stage she's in when she arrives, I wouldn't have to do much of anything which I'm ashamed to admit about Clannad and her route.

If I could see him and there was no costume it would mean that my time is up. After confirming it's him, there's one simple answer: tell him I don't want to die. The real problem is staying in contact, and not letting his colleagues get between us. It's his partner's job to keep dragging him away when he's in too deep.