/mai/ - Waifu

I don't think she gets sick, at least to my knowledge.

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

>Would she do a good job as a nurse?

Top cock. This is the beginning of a bad hentai.

>Do you have any conditions she would have to learn to help you cope with regularly?

Perhaps she can find a way to not be a fatty anymore. Though I'm sure some diabolical machine would be involved.

If she got sick i'd do everything i could to make her better.

If i got sick she'd take care of me too. She's a very caring person so she'd make a great nurse.

I dont

I doubt she could get sick , but if she could I would do anything in my power help make the healing process nice and comfortable for her.

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

>Would she do a good job as a nurse?

Surprisingly yes I do think she would make a good nurse.She might be a bit forceful, but I know she would do anything she could help me get better.

>Conditions

I use to have some asthma when I was younger, but it stopped affecting me when I was 9.Should it strike again, I guess she could call 911 and hide under my bed when they come take me to the hospital.

He's tough as nails, but still human. I'm sure even he catches a cold every once in awhile. When that time came around, I'd be a very doting nurse, probably to the point where it might start to annoy him a little. I see him as the type that would insist he wasn't sick and try to continue working, so I'd have to convince him to stay in bed and rest somehow.

He excels in healing magic, both physical and spiritual, but I'm not sure how effective that would be with the common cold. You might assume it would be taken care of easily, but if he couldn't even admit he was sick in the first place, then there would be a problem.

I don't have any serious medical conditions, but I do have a weak immune system. If there's a flu or a virus going around, I'm almost guaranteed to catch it. I think he'd be a good nurse. Not so much in the sense of providing additional comfort, but he would know what he needed to do to get me back on my feet as soon as possible. Th-though maybe he would enjoy seeing me sick? If that were the case, I wouldn't mind as long as he at least tucked me in bed with some soup and medicine.And let me take a nap with my head resting on his lap.

He rarely gets sick; if he does, it's usually around the change of season in Autumn. I'd take care of him the same way I take care of myself, but with a lot more care and attention. I'd make him rice porridge, various teas, some homemade chicken and rice soup, and make sure he drinks enough water. I don't take medicine for colds because my body can fight for itself, but I'd give him some if he asked because I wouldn't want him to be uncomfortable; he seems like the "overly dependent on medicine" type. I've been sick often enough in the past that I've discovered what my body needs to get rid of a cold in two days or less, so I'd practice that on him and hope it works for him as well. I don't usually write down my recipes, but I have a couple meals for sick days written out, so I trust he would be able to follow those. Then again, there aren't any directions, just ingredients listed so he'd probably keep coming to my room and asking me questions to the point where I'd just get up and help him make it. He'd be great at taking care of me, after he actually managed to get me to take a sick day and not try to do everything myself. He'd probably spend the whole day in bed with me drawing pictures, reading to me, or singing to me until he ends up catching my cold as well. I want to throw my snotty tissues on him and watch him get all mad and disgusted. Aww.

If she was ever to be sick, I would be standing at her side no matter what, struggling for her to cure and rise again. She is my source of light, how could I survive without her ? I'd feel like forced to the matter by my own will and would take care of her like I wouldn't do for anyone else.

I think you people can realize how much it means to take care of someone who spent their life helping others too. I wanna be this man for her, helping her and saving her, whatever there is to struggle with, whatever awaits me.

With me being sicks I think she'd do an excellent job since she care so much for people and knows a lot about plants and so medicine.

It feels so good to know she would fight for me and save me from something painful and horrific since she saves people she doesn't know anything about in the manga, she helps them survive, save them to say it simply.

It's good to know we'd fight for each other strongly and feel ready to bring back at anytime needed our beloved in the warm world we live in.

We shall stand by each other for eternity, embraced forever and losing ourselves in each other stare.

>does your waifu ever get sick?

I imagine Patchouli gets sick a lot. To quote the wiki, "she has a weak constitution, has asthma, is anaemic and has vitamin A deficiency. Her physical ability is worse than that of humans."

I want to take care of her when she's not feeling well. I imagine I might be a little too doting for her taste. I imagine her insisting that she's fine and used to being sick (in between sneezes or coughing).

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

Funnily enough, I imagine she'd act in a similar manner. She'd probably insist that I take medicine and monitor me very closely. I usually don't get sick, but when I do I get REALLY sick. I would love to have her taking care of me when I'm sick.

>>44567

>So /mai/, does your waifu ever get sick?

In the show she is seen to be affected by some sort of gas and I believe she may have caught a cold or something at some point so absolutely she can

>If she did get sick how would you take care of her till she gets better?

The typical nursing stuff coupled with my googling whatever I don't know. I'll even help her if she were puking sick despite being terrified of puking myself

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

Yanderes make the best bedside nurses. I am in great hands with whatever she comes up with

Do you have any conditions she would have to learn to help you cope with regularly?

My answer is far too dark to want to get into at this current time

>picturing this image as how she is looking at me while I lay in bed under her care

>>44598

B-but isn't he the robot

>>44651

>B-but isn't he the robot

I don't know what he is ;_; It bothers me sometimes that I don't.

>>44567

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

She'd make sure I've got soft comforting food, check in on me, that sort of thing. I'm sure she has some herbloric knowledge that could help out there. Though for anything more serious she'd probably go bug Eirin.

>Would she do a good job as a nurse?

I could actually see her picking nurse as a career if she lived in our modern world. She'd enjoy it quite a bit.

>Do you have any conditions she would have to learn to help you cope with regularly?

None that I know of. There's some nasty "genetic" things I'm at risk for. I'm pretty sure they're not actually genetic though and they're just shitty habits that get passed down behaviorally. Then they manifest as similar issues. As long as I keep on getting in shape I'll be fine. Doctors agree. Part of what motivates it.

For her she'd probably get sick less than I do. It makes sense Yokai would be less prone to disease. Though more prone to others I wouldn't catch.

Most of it would be the same but I'm not sure if there'd be anything different I'd need to do.

>So /mai/, does your waifu ever get sick?

Some times.

>If she did get sick how would you take care of her till she gets better?

Why not?

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

Don't know.

>Would she do a good job as a nurse?

Don't think nurse is a good job for her.

>Do you have any conditions she would have to learn to help you cope with regularly?

I'm never ill. Like a cold or something like it once a year.

I've been sick recently so I feel the topic is relevant.

She probably does. I would stay by her side and get her anything she needs. Making sure she gets all the proper amounts of ginger ale and chicken soup.

Hopefully she would do the same for me and get all the proper bud from my dealer since I like to smoke when I'm sick.

She's more suited to a teaching position, but I don't see why not.

None on my end.

>>44567

Similar to >>44591 my husbando is pretty tough, but only human so I'm sure at some point he might come down with something.

As a nurse I already know he would do a better job than me if it was him looking after me with a cold. I'd get very fussy, very over anxious and worried and start babying him. He wouldn't actually need any help, but he wouldn't say no to me. I can only see him pushing me away if I suddenly was too clingy/grabby because he wouldn't want me to catch what he had. In the end though, there's no way I wouldn't. I get sick at the drop of a hat.

I'd do anything I could, make sure he had enough blankets, run a bath for him, pick up any medicine he needed and of course the never ending pots of soup I'd make for him. He'd stop me straight in my path if I ever offered anything a little too much, like feeding him or washing him because I'd do both in a second flat if he didn't. Like I said, I'd get too worried and baby him far too much. I can't see him minding though, probably just hushing me and saying it's going to be fine and patting my head with a smile.

Now on the other hand as I said, he'd do a much better job. Driving me to the doctor after of course reminding me to make a appointment, watching to make sure I was eating and keeping clean instead of just laying in bed covering my pillow in snot all day and that I got enough rest. He'd check in on me, assure me it's nothing serious as I know myself enough to I know I'd over react, and help me to a fast recovery.

>Do you have any conditions he would have to learn to help you cope with regularly?

Physically no, not that I can think of. In general he'd probably remind me to keep track of how many days until I need to call in my medication for a refill.

She does have a talent for landing in the hospital.

But that's more due to injury than disease.

I'm sure I could manage a case of the dreaded japanese cold. I'd like to cook for her but I'm not sure about her dietary requirements.

Re: her treating me, I'm sure it would be very textbook and by the numbers. She'd try her best but will probably default to some source of instructions when her limited experience runs out.

She gets hungover sometimes

>get sick

>wake up in the middle of the night chanting her name (in a loving way)

>too busy feeling strong feels to notice my sickness

She's taking care of me.

>So /mai/, does your waifu ever get sick?

I don't know any instances of her being sick but, aside from her personality peculiarities, her experiments in alchemy requires her to handle substances that are very toxic to man. She also lives in place full of toxic mushroom spores. As a result of this, she acquired immunity to poisons, even with mercury. Which might explain her behavior.

I dunno how she would get sick, but all I can guess is if she goes down, she goes down hard.

>If she did get sick how would you take care of her till she gets better?

The usual, of course: Watching over her and fetching the medicines required. And helping her to the clinic if she needs it.

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

The same thing I would do to her, plus making up a concoction to help me heal.

>Would she do a good job as a nurse?

She probably has bad bedside manners.

>Do you have any conditions she would have to learn to help you cope with regularly?

I have bipolar disorder, so there's that. But nothing too bad so far.

>>44567

>So /mai/, does your waifu ever get sick?

She does on occasion, more out of carelessness combined with a weak immune system I'd think. Staying out in the cold or rain for too long is a guaranteed sniffly nose for her.

>If she did get sick how would you take care of her till she gets better?

I'd probably clear out my schedule and stay by her side for most of the day. Since she's the type that would be bed-ridden no matter the illness, I'd probably fetch her food/drinks, help her up when needed, and most importantly be sure to keep her entertained. While I could talk to her, I think she'd much prefer to hear me read to her. Partially so that she doesn't fall behind, and also that she can still hear me speak.

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

I honestly don't know. I could imagine her taking the normal precautions, like getting me food and making sure I was in bed, but I don't know if I could see her going "above and beyond" to take care of me. I could be totally wrong of course, but I'd need to see some sort of proof.

>Would she do a good job as a nurse?

Debatable, I'd like to say that she is knowledgeable thanks to all of the books she reads… but then again most of her books are outdated by over 100 years. Part of me wouldn't be surprised if she tried to get me to drink some horrible liquid recommended in an old handbook. On another level, she's also terrified by needles (but not blood I don't think), not that I'd expect her to stick me with one anyway.

>Do you have any conditions she would have to learn to help you cope with regularly?

Thankfully not, unless you count going to be extremely late every night. I have a generally good immune system, and most basic sicknesses can't really keep me in bed either.I usually have things that are too important to miss to do, so I just keep on moving.

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>does your waifu ever get sick?

Does self-induced amnesia count? If so, then yes

If that happened again, I'd take care of her the best I can and try to help her recover her memories

>How would she take care of you if you got sick?

If it's something serious I guess she would tell the Ultimate Nurse to take care of me. It wouldn't be fun if I died sleeping in a bed without feeling despair, after all

I don't think vampires get sick, and I'd be a vampire so I could stay with her forever. If one of us was injured though, of course we'd be doting to each other until we healed.

Actually relevant, because I was sick (still a bit though) and Rei helped/nursed me back to health.

>waifu gets sick

I'd let her have the bed to herself and i'd give her lots of blankets to keep her warm. I'd rub her head and keep her company as she got better. I'd also make and feed her lots of hot food.

>I get sick

Ryuko would probably attempt to do everything I would do but would have more trouble and get a bit flustered and embarrassed.