/mai/ - Waifu

1. We have a bond that surpasses language. I am confident we would be able to feel eachothers emotions just being near eachother, and im not exaggerating, im a heavy empath, I can often just sense emotions of those around me.

2.pic relatedbut dear gods please can we do it in reverse with her wearing mepic related

3.>Trading an eternal egregorical existence for one day of flesh

nah pass on that one

>>52652

1. Well i could deal without hearing her voice, like if i could touch her we could do a lot of things together and i could see her smile.

She could also communicate with other people meaning go to buy stuff and do what a normal person can and besides we don't talk that much.

2. So some qt girls clothes, idk if i have just one. So i guess cross dressing time. First time in everything.

3. Third Impact

Ur whyfoo will become real if you met the following conditions:

Defeat the major antagonist(s) on your own with only a year's preparation and training. If your waifu is the antagonist or working with the antagonist, defeat the hero/sworn enemy. Those whose waifus have no antagonists, you have to compete with another waifufag to win her heart. What do?

1. That's the hardest one. I have trouble comprehending how it works since physical actions of any kind can be a form of communication. However there's a lot of things on top of communication, like her cheerful voice that I just can't go without plus lewd things will be rather awkward. If she were going to be real I'd want all of her to be there, and not just for me, I have to think how she would feel if she couldn't communicate with me either.

2. I couldn't do that, again boiling down to the same principle as 1.

3. Definitely not, I'd be killing everyone and everything, including my waifu, all for my selfish desires.

>>52672

That's quite in interesting scenario, I'm thinking some kind of Bachelor/Bachelorette thing where they have to pick one anon who can live with them forever. I can't say for sure If I'd do that, even if I win I can't help feeling sorry for those who got rejected. Then again you can argue differing headcanons and thus different interpretations could throw a spanner in the works of that idea.

1. Assuming that we can still understand each others' body language to a degree, yes. If not, then no, things would be way too confusing.

2. We will talk when things are always comfy between us, hell yes.

>tfw comfy pajamas

3. HAHAHAHA NO.

>>52672

>experience the glory of battle

>get waifu if I succeed

Is there a downside to this?

1) As long as I can hold her I can manage.

2)spats idk if I want to wear ryuko like that.

3)I'd do it, it be worth it for her.

>>52672

Her antagonist is pretty strong, id do it and train super hard, id also need some powerful equipment too.

1) Honestly, doesn't sound so bad. I would at least know It's her and I would get to feel her strongly

2)>cat lingerie yes, fuck yes

3)I would actually argue as about what I'd do actually. If I was to do this, I would try to enjoy my time as much as possible, while realizing I'd lose everything the next day. If I was to refuse, I would focus myself on trying to love her even more and be a better husband just like now

>>52672

It would be honestly hard, he is a strong duelist and an evil mastermind, but there would be no way for me to refuse, and I would give the best of my best, thinking about saving her from the claws of that monster.

>>52652

1. I'd feel like this would be extremely cruel to her more than me considering her past, although at the very least she'd be able to communicate with other people. It would be a challenge that I don't think neither of us could overcome…

2. I guess I'd be wearing loose socks a lot then. And replacing them often.

3. I mean, the world is going to end in a day right? Why wouldn't I spend it with the one I love the most?

>>52672

Well the only thing that comes close to antagonists are A-RISE, who are good in their own right, I'd have to do a lot of training and working out and learning how to sing and possibly learn how to crossdress but it'd be worth it. Had my waifu been Rin though all I would have to do is punt kick a bunch of snotty nosed brats though

Can't think of any other alternative situations that aren't tryhard edgelord territory.

>>52693

Er, that's not to say anybody else's suggestions were tryhard edgelord, but everytime I keep writing one it turns into tryhard edgelord trash for some reason.

This is an interesting brain-teaser.

>>52652

1. I don't know I could see it working. But going straight to communicating through physical contact (not that big on it anyway) is so far from how I'd want our relationship to develop that I'd say no.

2. I'd say not it just seems like it would be hard to interact. But I could be imagining it wrong. I don't really have a clothing fetish, the closest would probably be my waifu's outfit, and dressing like her to communicate with her would be weird.

3. Yes!

>>52672

My odds against my waifu's antagonist are approaching zero but I think I'd try it.

1). As interesting as that would be, and would do whatever it took to have it work, I would have to decline.

2) I…would have to decline this one as well

3) As much as I would really want to be her and have others be happy with their loved ones, I would not want to do it at the expense of the world. I would rather keep improving myself and wait to be with her than have the rest of the world suffer for my selfishness like that.

>>52672

>train for a year in her world's magic to save her and defeat the antagonist

As murky as the story is on who the true antagonists are (and given that who she works for is considered an antagonist by some), I know who is her current antagonist, and all I have to say is;

COMMENCE THE TRAINING! FOR ME FAILURE AND DEATH ARE NOT AN OPTION!

I'm more than willing to give my all to fight for her and defeat the antagonist, especially if it gives me the chance to save her from possibly being sacrificed and she never loses her smile.

>>52652

>Can only communicate bodily

Well, neither of us are very talkative, plus we don't even speak the same language. I think it could work.

>They take the form of your favorite clothing fetish

I… huh. The real question is, would she be okay with this? I'm gonna say no.

>Make all waifus real but world ends the next day

Nah, I'd never want that kind of power.

>>52672

The closest thing to an antagonist in her series is this delinquent girl. She has no powers, so I probably wouldn't need any training to beat her, really. What exactly does 'defeat' mean though? Do I just have to knock or out, or do I kill her? If it's the former I gladly accept.

>>52652

1.I could not do that. I would be driven mad with grief

2. Please explain further. I do not understand.

3. Yes

>>52672

I'm not even sure how I could begin to shoehorn her situation into that scenario, but the way it's worded sounds worst for those of you who have the same waifu

1: On one hand I think we'll spend an awful lot of time being fairly silent. On the other despite attempts to correct it by studying body langauge and whatnot I do still have enough autism to make this difficult at times.

2: I don't really have a favorite but of the ones that rank up there they range from acceptable unisex clothing to semi-unacceptable women's clothing. I'd want her to be with me and enjoy things so maybe not? Hard to tell because it's so odd.

3: Absolutely not. She'd be very upset with me over it and I wouldn't blame her.

>>52814

But Anon my waifu is my best friend. Does she just materialize into reality?

To actually answer the question though, no. She'd be upset over the fact that I murdered someone for no good reason.

>>52814

this

>>52870

anything else would be me picking a "best" friend and I don't like to do that.

If I count all the others as equal do they all become Sui's, do I get like, a bunch of Sui's from all my friends?

Might do it

I know at least one would willingly sign up to do this, so probably definitely if its just going to be one

Alright, this one's a doozy.

Your waifu will become real, but she's on a mission to kill you. She's been told that you're a horrible person who eats babies, or whatever else would fill her with psychotic rage. You must convince her not to kill you before she can love you. She won't believe you if you just try to argue that you don't consume infants, you've got to be more creative than that. Convince her you're a good person, appeal to her personality traits, stuff like that. She is willing to hear you out for a least a few minutes, so you've got a chance even if she's a teleporting, planet-busting whatever. If she's an ordinary person she'll be trained, given guns, and whatever else that would make her lethal to you. Nobody else can stop her, either. Only you.

She won't automatically fall for you should you pacify her, but she won't leave, plus she'll feel really bad about it and want your forgiveness. You're given a day to prepare for the blood storm, and she appears, let's say five kilometers from your home. Would you take up this challenge, and if so how would you tackle it?

>>52895

No. When she's in a murderous bloodlust good luck stopping her unless you're Yuyuko. I'd probably be able to make her stop but given that she doesn't know me yet…

>>52879

>1

No. I'd get too jealous.

>2

Maybe, doesn't sound too different to how I think of things acting now.

>>52879

>1.

Nope, definitely not.

Although that has something to do with me being somewhat selfish as I definitely could not stand seeing her do all the things with somenoe else that I dreamed of doing together with her, the more important reason for my definite NO is that I would not in the world trust anybody else with being in a relationship with her as he might hurt her or mistreat her in some way.

>2. No again, for the same reason as before, having to watch her while she struggles with life and being unable to help along the way in any effective way is more than I could bear long term.

>>52895

Given that it would most probably be Satsuki that would send her, there is little to no chance that I could convince her to abandon her mission at all, especially if I were an unknown person to her. Even if that is not the case and she is out to fulfill that mission for any other reason, I would have to step up my intimidation and resolve game to überhuman levels to just make her reconsider.

Either way it would be nigh impossible to accomplish but God damn it would be worth it to try, even if only for being able to actually see her once at all .

In order to make waifu real you must take back the holy land from the saracens by yourself are you cool enough to do it? Can you manage to crusade all by yourself?

>>52814

I think I would if my friend consented. Even if they didnt I still might because fuck man I love Ryuko.

>>52879

1. Absolutely not.

2.That sounds ok, I'd like to see the kind of things she does.

>>52895

I'd do this and I'd do it by trying to appeal to her values. I'd try to show her that we aren't that different and try to make peace. I'd also show her how cool I am.

>>52920

Yes and Yes

1.Gin doesnt like interacting with other people so the whole she can talk to other people,but not me isnt that bad.while it would suck to not hear her voice and vice versa, we could get through it.

2.i dont think i could do this sorry.lingerie is 2lewd.

3. ill pass on this too.same reason reibro mentioned. i cant destroy our species in good couscous, even if is for our loved ones. we were destined for greater.

3.

Alright, I suppose I can answer some of your guys' deals now.

>>52672

>I'd have to defeat Kagato, Dr. Clay, and Z

I would die five times before I hit the ground. No amount of training can hope to overcome that first one.

God damn you, Hugh Neutron!

>>52732

Let's say you like seeing her in a skirt. In order to communicate with her you'd have to wear her, as a skirt.

>>52814

Hard to say since I don't really have a "best" friend right now. I'd have to lean towards no because I'd be losing a pal and I would know what I did.

That and most of my friends are internet friends

>>52879

>1

OH HELL NO

>2

Now this I would do. I kind of get tired of living anyways.

>>52895

Man, reading this I realize how bad I actually am at appealing to others emotions and negotiating.

>>52920

As long as I don't end up like Frederick Barbarossa. Also am I considered a Hero unit?

>>52962

>i cant destroy our species in good couscous

As a chef I don't think you realize how hard this typo made me laugh.