/mai/ - Waifu

>>53080

Dying words:

It wasn't the grand gestures, the possessions, or the successes… The simple, warm and beautiful joy you brought into my life every day, that's what meant the most to me.

Unthinkable:

But there's hardly enough room in the shower for one of us…

>the last post I'll ever make

Thanks for the advice and support, everyone. It's time for me to make things serious between us, but that sadly means goodbye, /mai/.

>the post I'll never make

URRRRRGH I JUST FINISHED RE-DUBBING JOSEPH STALIN'S SPEECHES WITH SABER'S VOICE, NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO JERK MYSELF DRY AND DROWN IN MY OWN CUM.

> Dying words

I'm immortal! I shall not be shackled to some mortal coil!

> unthinkable

Music is for losers. So are anime and videogames. I'm gonna go find a hot chick to pump and dump because who cares about responsibility! !!

>Dying words:

You've always been my best decision in a life where I made a lot of bad one's. If I had any longer than eternity I could tell you at least a fraction of what you mean to me. I love you darling. Come find me.

>Unthinkable:

Wanna have a threesome?

>Last post

I'd hand her the novel I'd like to write at some point. I've done some of the prep work for it. Not planning to write it until I'm more articulate.

Tthat is assuming I knew it was coming.

If I didn't I'd probably just remark on how she's the best and to make sure I'm handled properly after I pass on. tfw I then become her pet phantom

>Unthinkable

I'm gonna head down to the strip club and find some 3Dqt. You wanna come with?

I'm not too good with words, so…

>Last Post

I love Asuka. She's the only thing holding me together. Without her I'd fall into a million little pieces that I could never put back together again.

>Unthinkable

If that's the last one, I guess I never managed to put myself back together

>post you would never make

Oh man there's a lot of things I could never post unless there was a really specific and delicate context. Out of character for myself, it'd probably be something like:

>I can never forgive him for what he's done. Everyone's so deceived by his games of pretend that they're blind to the worst offender, who spends his days eating sweets instead of repenting for his crimes.

Even then, I can't think of anything truly mean or bizarre; I would probably bring up that body count jokingly. Maybe shipping shit? He'd think that was a bad joke.

No, the thing I really wouldn't want him to see is probably I know what you did to Ruka, and I can't wait to feel that soft tongue of yours. He'd know what I mean, and it's not something easily guessed.

I can't put his face with a post like this so here's his butt while he stabs a guy (who deserves it). You guys recognise him by his butt right? Right. This would upset him too but I want him to know this instance here is a good one. He shouldn't feel guilty about stabbing back. Context.

>Dying

I just wanted to tell you that I will love you forever.

Now hold my beer and watch this

>unthinkable

"I don't love you anymore"

>Dying words:

Heh. Seems like this is it. I have to say it's been quite an interesting ride this life. It had it's ups and downs, some moments more prominent than others. But one moment will always be cherished above all others; the day I fell in love with you, and I wouldn't change or trade that moment and what it did for me for anything.

I do not regret all the time I spent in this life trying to become a better person and someone worthy of your love, and given the chance, I'd do it all again. Perhaps I will have the chance to be with you now. Time to see what the future holds beyond death.

Whatever happens, I want you to know this; Thank you for everything, and I will always love you, with all my heart and soul. Hope to see you soon Jack-O, my love.

>Unthinkable:

What's the point of making something of myself when I can just enjoy all the beer and hot chicks I want?

I'd kick my own ass before I even considered doing this

>Dying words

I wish our time together never had to end but i dont regret any of I. You have done so much for me and i just wanted to say i love you my beautiful angel.

>Unthinkable

Hey guys let me introuduce you to my second waifu "Blank".

> Dying words

Through everything I love you Ryuko. My life was never the same after I met you. You changed my life for the better. You've made my life happier then I ever thought possible. I love you Ryūko Matoi.

>unthinkable

I'm gonna go fuck some bitches.

>Dying words

Good night my love. You gave me my light in the darkness, and held my hand as you showed me the way. Don't ever let that smile fade, okay? Maybe I will wake up again, maybe I'll see that smile in front of me…

>Unthinkable

Sorry Kyouko, I've fallen for Mirakurun.

>last words

I'll give my last breath to say I love you.

>unthinkable

I love 3DPD, waifus are for losers

>Dying words

See you soon, hun

>Unthinkable

Pretty much this one >>53130

>Le dying words

I know not if you've ever cared much for me, but even if you haven't I wish you to know this: You've been a role model to me, someone I admire and look up to. Though I condemn your violence and campaigns of terror, I envy you. How free you must be to not ever feel that gripping loneliness which accompanies prolonged solitude. How free you must be to depend on no man for your joys in life; well, as much joy as you've been able to obtain. How free you must be to never feel that innermost need for appreciation and companionship!

I am still journeying a similar path, though I shall never reach its end. I strive to need no man for my happiness in life, to need neither companionship nor appreciation but merely myself. You have done just that, yet even so I sense a kind heart under those layers of indifference.

Altough my journey has led me to fear strong desires such as love for fear of losing my independence from others and instead needing them, for you I make the smallest of exceptions, which is in itself a token of the love I have for you and the bond I feel between us.

Do not dwell. I would be flattered if I should remain in your memory, but above all, stay true to yourself and that fierce sense of emotional independence which we have both learned through pain and suffering. Follow your heart and never forsake it. Live your life for yourself and for no one else, and do not let others become it.

I know not if there is a God or what he wants, but if he is kind and all loving, I shall see you again. Thank you for being you.

>unthinkable

You wanna be a dear and bend over?

>last words

I am sorry that I can not be there for you anymore Little Buster, you are the best thing to have ever happened in my life and I need you much more than you need me, I hope you know that. Do not worry about anything, you are amazing and you will make it without me, you will see.

I love you more than anything else.

Goodbye and goodbye /mai/, it was very much a delight to come back here to this board and you all time and time again and I would like to use this opportunity to propose my thankfulness to you all once again, since without you I would have never made it with my beloved.

The wait is over buddy, I´m coming there for you.

>the unthinkable

Do you guys know from which animu I could get another waifu? Nonon is starting to get on my nerves and a little competition would do her good.

Nothing of this felt right OP, writing that out seriously gave me feels.

>last words

Well, it seems that time has come. I'll soon be gone, but that will not change a thing about how I tenderly love you my dear. You have been the light of my days, and surely the best thing happened in my whole, mortal life. All the times spent with you, all the loving, the everyday moments felt so special and unforgivable, and all thanks to you. We have been through hard and sad times, but we supported each other. And soon after, we were here again, toghether and more close than ever. I hope I have implanted those warmth also in your mind and heart, and that I was able to enlighten your life as much as you've done to mine. I love you, all of you. I will always be, everywhere I will be. I hope we will meet again, in whatever comes after this.

I love you, Hong Meiling. kiss

>the unthinkable

Well, there is still that maid. Bye China!

I agree with >>53209 , this almost made me cry. It's depressing damn.

>Last Post

The both of us, now.. for eternity..

>Unthinkable

What an atrocious human being is she. She ruined my life, made a bond I was never able to hold, I'm glad she is not there