/mai/ - Waifu

I guess Rei would say "Hi".

As for me "Hi, also i hope that you have some means to fix that wall and other stuff if something broke.

She'd probably just insist that I'm coming with her.

I think I'd just be there in utter disbelief and think I've finally lost it, perhaps with a racing heart. One part out of excitement, one out of sheer terror, and one out of the jump scare.

Then she might scoop me up and run off with me.

Ishikawa I'm extracting the target.

"Come with me."

"Am I going to die now, beside you? Yes!"

I dont think she'd be in a hurry to get anywhere but here so it'd be more "Daarliiiing~"

In which case I'd run over and give her hugs and kisses and talk about the "how'd she get heres" and what not.

Then I'd inquire about how to fix a wall. It is of the temperature that would kill me if I were to try to sleep in it.

"Hun, you missed the window you know"

She'd probably just point a gun a me and tell me to freeze. I'd begin to utter her name in confusion before being restrained. I'd call her senpai and be overcome with excitement as she abducts me for some reason. On the way out I'd be like "what about my fucking wall?"

Ryuko: Come on, Lets go

Me: oh, ok sure sounds great.

>playing vidya one day.

>out of nowhere a suitcase burst threw the wall

>jump from my seat and almost have a heart attack

>look at wall destruction

"what the fuck?! Are you fucking kidd-"

>stops mid-sentence as i see Suigintou get up from her case and dust her dress a bit

>tfw all is immediately forgiven

"No time to explain! You ready to have lots of fun?"

After recovering from the utter shock of seeing the love of my life in front of me and the hole in the wall, I'd say;

HELL YES! LET'S GO!

"Witch of love and justice Mirakurun has arrived!"

"Uhhh…."