Ask a guy with an autistic GF anything. Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 04:35:13 No. 105
>gf has autism >Like anime and everything Japanese >Wishes she was Asian >Likes computers (That's how we met.) >Wants to look like an anime girl >Can barely talk to anyone but me >MRA because "Men are more logical" and that they "need women for sex and to keep them in line"
Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 04:36:26 No. 107
What are her positives?
Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 04:54:21 No. 110
>>107 She's pretty smart, and is pretty hot if you ask me. She wants the D.
Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 05:27:12 No. 113
>>105 Can you provide any specifics as how you met?
Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 05:43:40 No. 114
Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 06:56:12 No. 115
>>110 prove it that she is hot
Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 07:47:49 No. 116
>>115 Well I'm not willing to post pics, but uh… my dick uh… hmm. Dunno how to do that.
Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 16:15:40 No. 118
>>116 How does your dick prove she's hot?
Anonymous 10/09/14 (Thu) 07:28:41 No. 149
holy fuck any suggestions on how to strike gold like her?
Anonymous 10/09/14 (Thu) 18:31:51 No. 167
>>149 Go to a thrift store or a toy store or something and find the first adult girl you can find who's digging through the stuffed animal bin and start gently talking to her. She probably won't look up at you and will get a visible anxiety attack. Be nice, be considerate and if she's not a lesbian and you're not fugly she might suck your cock.
Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 01:10:14 No. 183
>>105 Okay, I'm going to convince people to vaccinate the everliving fuck out of girls if this is true
Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 01:14:40 No. 185
>>183 Yeah. No disrespect to OP but an overly shy autistic weaboo MRA girlfriend sounds fucking atrocious.
Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 06:48:08 No. 192
>>183 While his description may sound ideal, I guarantee you the overwhelming majority of the women on tumblr with made up sexual orientations who claim to be other species and want white men to be exterminated are somewhere on the autism spectrum.
Autistics are parrots, quite literally (I worked with some at a non-profit for a few years.) They just absorb and repeat whatever they're told, not even truly understanding it.
That girl probably believes those things because of the household she was raised in. Probably had a good, loving, intelligent father figure.
The rest I'd guess is either from internet use or school friends.
Anonymous 10/17/14 (Fri) 18:18:03 No. 446
>>183 >unironically believing in antivax shit >>>/x/
Anonymous 10/18/14 (Sat) 05:29:01 No. 458
>>105 >Wants to look like an anime girl that reminds me of a franken fran chapter…
needless to say, that didn't really end well
Anonymous 10/18/14 (Sat) 20:46:55 No. 472
>tfw autistic and have autistic gf that shares all my interests and is very intelligent and cute and cool
Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 00:12:25 No. 477
I am now interested to read some greentext about her
Anonymous 10/22/14 (Wed) 20:20:38 No. 615
What are the perks of having an autistic GF?
Anonymous 10/31/14 (Fri) 21:52:39 No. 1284
Thanks for rekindling my hope for finding a unicorn OP, I really needed this bullshit
Anonymous 11/01/14 (Sat) 02:55:08 No. 1296
I always hear "don't stick it in the crazy", though.
Anonymous 11/01/14 (Sat) 06:38:56 No. 1315
I've got one, it fucking sucks. She can't support my issues properly and I can't talk with her to express myself. It's like hanging out with someone who's just socially damaged, she has feelings but can't express them, and has empathy but can't recognize it.
Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 04:49:08 No. 1582
Where do I find a grill like that, OP? I mean where on the internet?
Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 14:34:18 No. 1619
>see girl's steam profile >3,300 hours in Dota 2
Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 15:20:56 No. 1621
Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 22:00:32 No. 1685
>>1619 It's easy to be carried in such games.
Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 00:05:05 No. 3418
Manipulate her into thinking that she wants to be your sex slave forever just for the luls. See if it's possible. See what would happen.
Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 21:42:35 No. 3497
>>105 So I actually know an autistic chick that I'm into I'm one of the few people she will even talk to, I find her very interesting and I'm quirky enough she finds me interesting as well. She also has very bad epilepsy but yeah meanwhile any tips ? anytime flirting or whatever she gets super super super anxious ya know
Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 21:49:34 No. 3499
>be girl >have autism >no gf >gonna die alone >mfw
Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 23:51:56 No. 3512
>>3499 Do squats and cut your hair very short, you'll find some.
Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 07:38:41 No. 3542
Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 09:17:05 No. 3546
>>3499 You're in luck though. Be pretty and things will resolve themselves.
>>3418 that sounds kinda fun in a way
I mean as long as she wants it, it would be awesome.
Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 15:03:25 No. 3557
>>3546 >You're in luck though. Be pretty and things will resolve themselves. This.
Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 15:28:23 No. 3560
>>3512 >Do squats This is actually the solution for everything
Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 15:51:58 No. 3564
>>3546 >You're in luck though. Be pretty and things will resolve themselves. I get people all the time telling me how pretty I am, all that. But then we talk and my full blown Autism ruins it.
I'd like to light myself on fire.
Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 17:34:26 No. 3568
>>3564 do the squats, show them you're harmless (because when people think you're weird they have trouble placing you and worry you might be potentially hurtful) and throw your butt at them, figuratively. they'll love you.
Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 19:11:58 No. 3577
>>3568 As a probably not autistic but still very socially inept, allegedly attractive woman; at least attractive enough to have people I've been into tell me that I am, even guys are just never really interested in dating girls they can't really talk to easily or bring around their friends without it being awkward. And I can't blame them. I have to be monumentally boring and a pain to do anything but have sex with. All throwing your butt at them does is tell them you're an easy lay and then you just kind of become a one night stand or booty call material to them, not a girlfriend.
And women are even more difficult to please on a social level, I just tend to be more confident talking to women, so I sometimes have more success there. But not by a lot. Women, in my experience at least, are fucking unbearably prissy and thinskinned. They're so used to being coddled by everybody when it comes to romance that they know they don't have to put up with anyone being anything other than a sniveling yesman. They don't want a real conversation in the first place (I do, this is my fault I guess) and really just want you to inflate their ego the whole time. But don't make the mistake thinking that's every woman though. I've dated girls before and I've only put up with that once or twice early on. I just don't have the energy for that anymore.
Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 05:07:12 No. 3614
>>3577 I don't know, I'd want to make everything else work if I get to have sex with someone, but then I have low self esteem.
I'll just keep idolizing having an autistic girlfriend though. Do they like cuddling or not? I know some are sensitive about being touched but at the same time they like being squeezed and stuff? So cuddling would be good? I don't know…
Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 05:48:29 No. 3618
Autistic girl here.But sometimes I don't like the way shirts rub against me.
Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 05:48:54 No. 3619
>>3618 This was intended for
>>3614
Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 05:53:22 No. 3620
>>3497 Any tips? she doesn't talk to hardly any one else especially guys, see her at a coffeeshop a lot if I go to the bookstore and shes pretty nice and really cute
Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 06:10:21 No. 3622
>>3618 I understand the difference between an uncomfy shirt and cuddles. So yay! I'll just try and find me a pure autism waifu from now on then.
Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 06:24:33 No. 3623
>>3620 Approach her and kinda ask her how she is, what her name is, etc. Be gentle, be sweet. If she seems generally offput by it just wish her a nice day and leave. Take it from me as a person with autism, when someone approaches me that makes me feel uncomfortable for whatever reason and they're sweet to me and clearly non harmful, I tend to feel a little less afraid of them. If you act like nothing but a sweetheart to her, even if she doesn't like you the first time she might dwell on it a bit and think about how you were actually pretty nice compared to everyone else. Smile at her when you see her, be a sweetheart, maybe she'll come around. No guarantees.
Anonymous 12/18/14 (Thu) 10:11:51 No. 4882
>>149 OP here. I met her on IRC.
>>192 This is true I told her rape isn't real and she agrees lol.
>>1284 It's legit
>>1582 IRC
>>3418 She said a few times she wants that lol.
I had no idea this thread would still be around.
Anonymous 12/18/14 (Thu) 14:01:12 No. 4889
>>1296 >VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis Even the romans knew not to do it.
Anonymous 12/18/14 (Thu) 15:23:02 No. 4892
>>1296 Autists are mentally chalelenged, not crazy.
It's okay to stick your dick in retards still.
Anonymous 12/19/14 (Fri) 04:50:47 No. 4925
Anonymous 06/03/15 (Wed) 06:02:16 No. 10097
>>192
>>4882
>>3497
This makes me sad. I wonder how much of what I believe is because of people playing jokes on me and trying to manipulate me. People think I am stupid so probably everything…
Anonymous 06/03/15 (Wed) 15:54:32 No. 10098
>>10097
Just try to keep an open mind despite your disorder. Just because you initially have the problem doesn't mean you can't push past it.
Anonymous 06/03/15 (Wed) 18:18:34 No. 10100
>>10097
Doing that is cruel. I hope you have decent people in your surroundings.
>>3577
You can make yourself more interesting. Tons of guys do it. Be true to yourself though, in the sense that you should do things you do actually derive enjoyment from. But maybe that means watching more popular TV shows so you have something to talk about. Maybe not your favorite thing to do, but it should hardly be boring either.
You'll make some guy happy eventually. I think many guys are adapted to girls being the way you describe them, so when someone who doesn't fit that mold comes along, they still get squished by it; treated as if you're fuckmeat with an annoying attitude.
I'm also worried that you're just putting on an act, and you're just like the rest. That's a common thing girls do too.
>>4882
What kind of IRC?
>>4892
Autists can be crazy, but most are just shifted in terms of brain allocation. A bit like ADHD, but with (usually) social stuff being diminished instead of attention.
Anonymous 06/07/15 (Sun) 18:28:37 No. 10131
>>10097
You're coming to an imagineboard, a place where people usually come to so that they don't have to put up with being polite, politically correct and carying about other people's opinions and feelings. Most likely, the people around you in real life aren't like this.
Never take imageboard behaviors for parameters of how people act in real life.
Anonymous 06/09/15 (Tue) 08:39:15 No. 10155
>>10131
It can be representative of how the think though.
Anonymous 06/09/15 (Tue) 20:47:02 No. 10171
>>10155
Imageboard behavior doesn't represent real life.
Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 04:29:33 No. 10181
does she take it in the booty?
Anonymous 06/12/15 (Fri) 06:34:08 No. 10197
I briefly dated an autistic girl. She was so sweet and I really wanted it to work so much, but she kept pushing back and every time she tried to open up she would get physically ill. She was terrified that I would reject her. I told her to her face several times that I was not going to and that in fact I was crazy about her. But after about 3 months I had to let her go. She just wasn't ready for a relationship and I couldn't stand to see her floundering like that. A couple of years later I saw that she started seeing another guy and it actually was working this time. I didn't feel bad or like a failure. I was genuinely happy for her. She finally found out what it was all about to love someone.
Then a year after that I played "To The Moon" and cried like a bitch.