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 No.4860

Stole this from another board.

Basically, imagine you have complete, unlimited superpowers. It can include absolutely anything you can imagine (shapeshifting, freezing time, mind control, completely changing aspects about this world, etc). What sorts of things would you use your powers for?

 No.4864

Turn the world into a true utopia without suffering.

Then go off and make love with as many people as possible.

 No.4866

I would become an ageless observer who could go to the past or to the future and to every universe that exists and doesn't exist.
Then when i get bored i would go do something.

 No.4868

>rape

 No.4872

>>4860
Fix all the problems in the world

Then I'd go full hikkikomori for all of eternity

 No.4874

Would kill randomly 6 billion people and wipe them from minds of others
Then make them a reasonable resource-management system, fully automated of course
No-one has ever more control of anything than other
Then just be a I'll spectator for couple thousand years and maybe fix problems if fixable

 No.4879

I could say that I would use them for good and be a benevolent being or whatever however, what would more likely happen is that I would show off my power to random people then pull "Handcock" and just not give a shit and randomly do whatever I feel like.

 No.4891

It's obvious. I'd use the ability to jump from mind to mind, spectating other people's lives in first person. I'd know how they think. I'd be able to compare exactly what everybody feels like, and be able to confirm that people are usually even more crazy than myself.

 No.4897

First, make myself that I would have never existed, have no family to worry, no friends to disappoint, no nothing.

Second, use powers of transformation to just live as transitory animals. Generally weird things, bring some odd light into life by being an affectionate tiger or something for a while, or a dragon. Or just chill as a pigeon.

Watch. Experience. With no fucking worries.

 No.4899

>even with all these powers you still can't make her love you

Oh wait no. You mentioned mind control. Well I guess i'd become the supreme overloard of the world. I'd turn the world to anarchy. It would be fun.

 No.4902

I'd just fool around and be like a child playing with its toys.

 No.4903

So, am I omniscient too ?

Because life would suck if I was

 No.4910

I'd be Omnipotent and just do whatever

 No.4911

>>4872
This, aka kill everything.

 No.4954

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The world would just fall into chaos.

I'd change behavior every week.

>First week i'd go on killing rapist and child abusers.


>Second week i'll send on earth the horror spawn of my mind.


>Third week i'll create a cult around me by mindbreaking people with hypnosis.


Oh, i have lots of ideas, there would be no boredom with me around.

 No.4957

guess i'll let the world enjoy loli catgirls, launch a few blink dogs on some specific peoples and just fix this world overall

 No.4971

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Alright, I'm gonna go full autistic and reveal my incredibly detailed, borderline sociopathic plans, as I live in isolation and have given this entirely too much thought.

The first stage is entirely for venting purposes. I'd transform myself into a 9 foot tall demigod in living red armor with flowing red hair. I'd flit about the planet wreaking completely unnecessary havoc on everyone I didn't care for, every government, military or dictator I didn't like. Countries would be reshaped, cities (San Francisco) would suffer torment in essentially a fully-realized hell on earth which would be broadcast 24/7 to the rest of the world to see the consequences of their behavior. While the world was in panic, I'd go away for a bit. Pop out to a pocket dimension and create essentially a base. This is phase two. I'd create various machines and technologies to satisfy my various whims, and I'd genetically engineer over a dozen distinct species, each given their own homeworld in a solar system of my design, many based on mythological monsters. I would never officially declare myself a deity to any of them, but they could call on me for aid whenever they needed, and I would have created them, so though unspoken, the more spiritual of the races would likely see me as such. Each would have been created to serve a specific purpose… in what would become my army. Then I'd return to Earth, take it over completely, claim it as my own.

Then would briefly be a series of executions to thin the population of people too far gone. Some would be offered a chance to essentially be "fixed" but if refused, would still be executed.

I'd take for myself a bride from at least three of the races I created intending to have many, then I would abduct every girl I've ever dated or been interested in. I'd be completely honest with them, I'd show them what I can do, tell them my plans, and offer them eternity by my side, granting them a role as one of my queens, re-shaped to their own whims to fit *their* ideal of perfection, and as immortal as I am.

If they refuse I wouldn't harm them. I'd plop them right back on Earth. However, unbeknownst to them I'd have taken several samples of their DNA, and in place of the originals I'd console myself with perfected clones created in *my* image of perfection.

I'd reshape the Earth into a shining beacon of perfection. My ideal society, and then looking upon the fruits of my labor, unveil an enormous starship roughly the size of three large cities. I'd crew it with my queens, my friends and family, and the most favored of each of the races I'd created, and together we'd explore the universe until it's end, at which point we would either extend it's life if possible, or if not, crossover to a new universe and start over -of course bringing Earth and the planets of my created races over to the new one with us. There we would begin the process a new. More worlds to explore, more art to view and create, more queens to make love to, more games to play, more allies to make and enemies to conquer.


It would be glorious…ly autistic.

 No.4973

>>4971
>abduct every girl i dater or been interested in

That's cringy as hell.
Go out more, do yourself a favor.

 No.5029

>>4973
I specified they wouldn't be raped or killed regardless of their reaction.

Really though? In all of that mess of delusional, megalomaniacal wish fulfillment the one thing that struck you was the bit about wanting to meet girls I'm attracted to and reconnect with my exes in a situation where I'm completely in power?

 No.5030

>>5029
Yes, because that was the thing that really spoke about you, and i bet you got annoyed that i noticed just that.

Get over your past man, do you do sport?
Get hadsome, man.

 No.5048

>>4971
wow. you're fucked up. but then again, aren't we all?

 No.5052

I would evacuate all of a shitty state that doesn't matter. Like Montana or Ohio. I'd get all the civilians out and into other states. I'd construct a gigantic glass orb encasing the entire state and I would put every criminal, psychopath, rapist, etc. inside the newly empty orb state. I would set up television cameras and have them slaughter each other like Battle Royale and broadcast it 24/7 on a subscription service. I would promise the sole survivor of the melee a prize in which they get freedom to live among the rest of the civilians.

 No.5057

I'd probably go all Dr. Manhattan for a while. Helping good people, killing bad people, researching, and attempting to understand existence. After that became old and I wanted to leave, I'd wander the planet and find somewhere I really liked, semi-remote, and live for a while, watching the world from afar. I'd be immortal so I'd just watch the world change, now and then slightly tweaking one thing or another so that the general evolution of humanity continued and was more of my ideal. No famine, little war, education for everyone, freedom, better health.

I might chose a person or maybe a dog to be my immortal companion, just to have someone while the rest of those I cared about die and their children continue on in the flow of human life. I think a dog would be a better choice as they would never complain or try to manipulate me. I could see a person gradually getting a god-complex and act like our relationship meant they were entitled to have an opinion on what I did.

Probably make an island somewhere that no human being could access, conceptualize on any radar/satellite, or physically see and give it the fastest internet so I could keep up with human social shit/news and if I feel like doing anything about current events, I would. Otherwise I'd just watch.

>>4899
That could be fun. In the beginning, I'd create an exact copy of Earth/surrounding solar system and stick it elsewhere in the universe. Make that place a completely disorganized shithole and watch for fun or to experiment with if I felt like it.

>>5052
That's a George Carlin bit. He picked Montana, I think.

 No.5388

A metric fuckton, but here's the rundown:

I want to create a baby blue Mew which knows that i'm autistic as fuck.

And that he/she helps me a lot with my autism.

It would be the greatest friend I could imagine, then I don't need no more shit, except for a nice house next to a forest so I can use my mountain bike more than once in two weeks. And a decent car from when things go a bit further away from home.

 No.5390

>>5388
Also, nice 242 Tarbo on OP's pic!

 No.5394

Eliminate this universe and replace it with the one in my writings/drawings.

I would make myself into the main character, of course. Probably set after the story resolution where he ascends into the form of a draconic archangel so I wouldn't have to go through the amount of hell he did before his transformation. Mmm…makes me giddy imagining what it would be like to wield the legendary "Blackened Tears" blade and smite my enemies with divine magic.

 No.5398

>>5394
Holy drokk this. I want this universe to be like my "Het Naamloze Verhaal"

 No.5427

First thing I'd do is take direct possession of certain people who have large followings, then have them do something heinous that makes them universally hated. Go on a shooting spree, bomb a building, murder a child, basically do something terrible enough to instantly vilify them.

Now that I've smeared their reputations and landed them in prison, I'd just watch the fireworks from their followings. At first, they'd be in disbelief, because why would that person do such a thing? Then slowly, they'd all wake up and realize that the people they worshipped weren't such good people after all. And the next time a cult of personality arises, I just do the same thing again: possess the leader, make them do something horrible, and kill their reputation.

 No.5433

Give everyone on the planet hugely limited versions of my powers. Split myself into multiple unique entities with equal (maybe even greater) power, create a secluded flying island fortress. Make humanity suffer for the fun of it, or maybe just become chaotic neutral.

 No.5439

>>4911
I'm fucking omnipotent. Surely there's a better solution than killing the entire species.

 No.5460

>>5398
And with that I mean the following:

I have a female, genetically modified Mew as pet which knows that i'm autistic as fuck, she has better eyes than normal, can talk like a human and glows lightly blue at night but is pink at daytime.

a TF2 Pyro with devilish powers named Teivel as a very motherly caretaker who can do pretty much anything.

And a TF2 Medic called Fritz who can do pretty much any medical stuff in his home/clinic.

a nano-augmented Mewtwo with even more stronger psychic powers than he could imagine, but also has severe autism like I do, he gets offended easily.

A white female Maine Coon cat called Maisie, and a sometimes a faggot rat called Ratso, both can get along good with eachother.

A Toughbook 19 Mark 5 with WittgenT5-Rstein as AI, appropiately named "Toughstein 19"

A Nokia N900 with a quad core CPU, 2GB RAM plus that its MIL-STD 810G shockproof, IP68 water and dustproof, complete with Rstein as AI. (yes he's everywhere, only for my own safety and his entertainment)

And of course, LOADS of appliances, I mean, the entire Brave Little Toaster gang is at my disposal, with some washers and one washer-dryer, named Washy the Miele WT745. (Wassie de WT745)

Some of us have their own cars:

Mew, Teivel and I have a matte black Volvo 850 TT5-R AWD with a 750 HP strong 3.0L Twin Turbo V70 R engine (hence the TT5-R), a custom built ECVT gearbox, AWD system from a 2005+ P2 V70R, bullet/fireproof body, regeneration module and a supercomputer called WittgenTT5-Rstein based on a TLW-728 Supercomputer.

Mewtwo owns a Saab 9000 Aero with 730 HP, a fully built B234R engine, Daedalus as AI, and front wheel drive without a LSD, Mewtwo can easily keep the car on the road because of his immense powers.

 No.6827

First, make myself completely omnipotent, omniscient, and invincible.
Then, save a copy of this universe, and make several new ones for the fantasy worlds I've developed in isolation.
Make hundreds of wonderous, intriguing, mysterious universes.
Then after all this is done, run around stealing shit in them with my god powers.

 No.6837

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I'd become pic related conquer the fucking world. I'd just walk up to all the world leaders and say "I own this now" and they wouldn't do shit.

Then I'd abolish the perfect government I'd create for a perfect non government. Then I'd just fuck shit up.

No harm to real people though, I'd just create a different universe where everything is an illusion and I can rape, kill and burn as much shit as I'd like without doing any real harm.

I'd also make death not a thing. In fact, I'd bring everyone back, but it'd be cool because infinite resources because I assume that's included why wouldn't it be.

Then I'll go off to fight black holes and the universe itself because fuck you stop trying to kill my species.

 No.6839

>>6837
But if they feel pain like real people, scream like real people and act scared like real people, how are they not real people?

 No.6848

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Take revenge on as many people as I can. Then, when I am sated with vengeance, use my powers for my own benefit.

 No.6870

>>6839
They'd be an illusion? They wouldn't actually feel pain, scream or act scared, it would just appear like they are. Like a very vivid dream.

 No.7345

Become God and rule the Earth as a physical deity.

 No.7351

My first order of business would be liberating all felines and making them sacred animals ala cows in India. Using global mind control, I would dictate that they are to never attack each other and never attack human beings. And human beings are to return that favor. Cats can eat and sleep wherever they like and humanity will never again pose a threat to them.

All other animals can go fuck themselves, including human beings. Yes.
The rest would basically be assuring myself and my long distance lover a future in Canada where we live comfortably in a small A-frame house as immortals. I don't think I'd tell him the full truth about my powers or spawn us millions of dollars. I don't want to become corrupt.
I'd also ignore 99% of my powers for the same reason after liberating the cats.
That's about it.

 No.7352

Right now Im so pissed off at everything. I want to be able to blast nukes from my fingertips. I'd blow the entire world and watch it burn, then blow up myself along with the rest. BOOM

 No.7353

A warm cup of tea. Of the best kind of tea.
Some romanticism music too.
And make it last until I get bored. Then go to sleep.

 No.7490

>>4860
I'd be a shapeshifter, I'd have a lot of strength, immortality, and immunity to disease.

And then I'd probably spend a couple decades just having sex, and once I'd shed the last dredges of the human condition I would toy with the world as if I was some kind of Greko-Roman god.

 No.10133

Use invisibility, teleportation, and optionally time stopping to do whatever I want to whomever I want, all while maintaining a "normal" identity where nobody knows about my powers. I'd mostly use it just to steal stuff and snoop around.

Make my car self-repairing so I don't have to get it fixed anymore. Better yet, make it self-upgrading too, but only in a covert way; it looks like a piece of shit from 2000 under the hood, but it runs like it's brand new. I'll do the same with my computer, except it only upgrades itself when I allow it.

Alter my own appearance so I look more attractive. Fix my hair, make my nose smaller, get rid of this skinnyfat, and make myself look no older than 21. And my wardrobe will be managed by a machine that keeps track of current fashions and trends, using that data to replace my wardrobe with clothes that would best suit my body at the present time.

Also, if someone pisses me off or makes me envy them in any way, I make them uglier. They wake up the next day and suddenly they're fat, their hair looks like shit, their face has been altered just enough to make it noticeably uglier, and their wardrobe has been replaced with oversized t-shirts, baggy jeans, and autism shoes. And if they try to fix their wardrobe, they'll find that no clothing store they go to has anything in their size, and the rates for tailors in their area has gone through the roof.

Create my own sandbox world where I can just chill out, conjure up whatever I want, and live out all my bizarre fantasies without having to alter the outside world. Time stops when I'm in my sandbox, and vice versa. I can also bring stuff between these two worlds.

I'd probably also split the universe into multiple parallel ones, and use those parallel universes to do experiments. Use one to see what my life would be like if I could redo it from age 6 (going back in time with all my knowledge and powers), use another one to do like the first except at age 11, use another one just to go apeshit and do whatever I want, etc.


 No.10135

just to feel non-anxious when around people


 No.10146

>>10133

What is your disorder? Is it autism? I recognize your thinking, but the last one gives me intense existential angst.


 No.10147

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Lightning speed like pic related. I'd just run around doing lightning shit.


 No.10148

I'd have the power to go in and out of existence as I please.

For example I'd just be gone for a few hundred years at a time when I feel I've been alive too long and come back when life's better (hopefully).


 No.10149

I'd rape a different girl every day. The first one would be Maddie Ziegler.


 No.10150

>>4860

>make a patreon

>mind control people into giving me money

>live as normal

>become an invisible ruler quietly fixing the world




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