politics Anonymous 12/21/14 (Sun) 01:47:24 No. 5035
http://www.politicalcompass.org Post your disorder and where you are on the political compass.
Anonymous 12/21/14 (Sun) 02:03:37 No. 5040
Anonymous 12/21/14 (Sun) 02:42:14 No. 5041
right wing authoritarian. any other government is for pussies
Anonymous 12/21/14 (Sun) 03:07:06 No. 5043
This test is blatantly skewed to the left. I mean look at this shit: >If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations. Well no shit. Who would pick "strongly disagree" to that? Is there anyone who actually wants corporations to have even greater power than they do now? And what the fuck does this have to do with politics: >When you are troubled, it's better not to think about it, but to keep busy with more cheerful things. You could easily get a "strongly agree" from a communist, a national socialist, and an anarchist, three groups that shouldn't agree on anything. The test is full of these and I could go on but you get the point.
Anonymous 12/21/14 (Sun) 14:45:28 No. 5065
Anonymous 12/21/14 (Sun) 18:04:36 No. 5073
>>5065 (I'm op btw)
Progressivism77.5
Socialism31.25
Tenderness34.375
Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.
Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.
To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical centrist with few strong convictions.
Anonymous 12/21/14 (Sun) 23:53:37 No. 5082
Everyone is this thread is facist scum
Anonymous 12/22/14 (Mon) 00:01:22 No. 5083
>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.A free market will argue that self interest is a better force than any vague need for humanity.
>>5043 They argue their points on their website.
>>5043 national socialist, communist, and anarchist all agree that civilisation is preferable to primitive societies.
Something that is not a given among the left these days
Anonymous 12/22/14 (Mon) 01:17:55 No. 5086
I've never been formally diagnosed. I have my suspicions regarding schizoid personality disorder, but without formal diagnosis my suspicions are about as useful and as accurate as complaining about a headache when you really have a brain tumor, or vice versa.
Political compass is pic related.
As for the other test posted:
Progressivism60
Socialism25
Tenderness31.25
Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded cultural centrist; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have an indifferent and uncompassionate attitude towards humanity in general.
Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as an anarchist.
To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible principled hereditarian with a firmly established worldview.
>>5043 >If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations. >Well no shit. Who would pick "strongly disagree" to that? Is there anyone who actually wants corporations to have even greater power than they do now?The issue lies in the definition of humanity's interest. Who defines that, and by what metric? Allowing corporations to pursue their own interests, uninhibited and unrestricted, does not necessarily mean that they have more power. Assuming no governmental bail-out if they fail, a corporation must keep in mind the interests of share-holders and other influential factors on their business. Them suddenly having the freedom to do so does not mean that ever corporation will turn into some caricature of "big, bad business" that would belong on a Captain Planet skit.
Further, a globalized society demands powerful corporations to hold it together. Like it or not, but with millions of hungry people looking for jobs, there is a requirement of big business to both mass produce commodities and necessities, as well as produce jobs. To limit the scope of business under the veneer of "humanity first" will stagnate societal progress and invite bust and boom economical disasters worse than the U.S. already has.
>>5083 >A free market will argue that self interest is a better force than any vague need for humanity. That's a good summation.
Anonymous 12/22/14 (Mon) 02:17:27 No. 5088
Schizotypal & Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Anonymous 12/22/14 (Mon) 02:36:28 No. 5091
Schizoid PD
Anonymous 12/22/14 (Mon) 04:25:27 No. 5095
Total Left-bottom. Bibolar, general anxiety
Anonymous 12/23/14 (Tue) 04:22:08 No. 5120
Diagnosed GAD and Depression, I come out right near Ghandi.
Anonymous 12/24/14 (Wed) 13:33:23 No. 5154
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I'm bipolar. I'm surprised they didn't mebtion gun control. I think there should be gun regulation and that there are people (myself included) that are not mentally fit to have a gun. Civilians don't need fully automatic guns.
Anonymous 12/24/14 (Wed) 16:46:39 No. 5166
Anxiety Depression
Anonymous 12/24/14 (Wed) 16:47:42 No. 5167
>>5166 Also, one from a couple of months ago that I took.
Anonymous 12/25/14 (Thu) 00:56:38 No. 5189
You know we always joke on /pol/ that leftism is indicative of a mental illness, but this just proves our theory. Only a person in the lower left quadrant could be mentally ill, as they have an irrational world view and aren't guided by logic. Also doesn't surprise me that the lower right quadrants suffer from schizoid disorders, marked by paranoia and delusional thinking. Fascinating stuff, keep going guys.
Anonymous 12/25/14 (Thu) 02:41:08 No. 5192
I'm schizotypal. I'm not surprised.
Anonymous 12/25/14 (Thu) 14:30:41 No. 5202
Where do I stand now? Social Anxiety Disorder
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 21:48:52 No. 5723
Diagnosed with Schizoid Personality Disorder and Depression. I personally think I have ADD.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 21:52:08 No. 5724
>>5189 >on this shitty *chan knock off >not guaranteed insane kek
Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 00:26:08 No. 5735
Diagnosed Bipolar 1, OCD, PTSD Compass is pic shown, other test: Progressivism 90 Socialism 62.5 Tenderness 34.375 Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical egalitarian with few strong convictions.
Anonymous 01/10/15 (Sat) 02:42:13 No. 5821
depression, social anxiety, derealization odd seeing the correlation here
Anonymous 01/10/15 (Sat) 06:35:45 No. 5825
Schizoid, anarchist.
Anonymous 01/10/15 (Sat) 06:47:21 No. 5826
>>5736 Forgot to say, Schizoid PD here. Although that chart places me there, I would feel more comfortable calling myself a paleo-conservative.
Guess I am the odd one out here seeing that everyone else here appears to be in the green and purple quadrants.
Whelp, having excess access to internet and a deep interest in conspiracy theories/other stuff 'down in the rabbit hole' will do that to you, I guess.
AverageGuy 01/10/15 (Sat) 08:58:50 No. 5830
>>5189 Yay, fascism!
DID anon here, i guess my view on politics and my second half are opposed and perfectly balanced, and we both point to fascism.
Feels good.
Anonymous 01/11/15 (Sun) 00:36:48 No. 5898
>depressed, and suffering from mood swings lately >anarchist Ive been a violent self loathing asshole long enough to see the best thing humanity can do is free itself
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 23:30:36 No. 7952
>>5035 This test is broken.
The question "Governments should penalise businesses that mislead the public." implies I believe that governments should allow businesses to form. Also, penalize is misspelled.
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 23:35:08 No. 7953
I disagree with "All people have their rights, but it is better for all of us that different sorts of people should keep to their own kind." because I don't think friends have rights. Not because I think we should race-mix.
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 23:36:58 No. 7954
"It's natural for children to keep some secrets from their parents." implies I agree with naturalistic fallacies. Cannibalism is natural, but modern medicines are not.
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 23:44:10 No. 7955
I'm done bitching about the test. Posting results.
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 23:45:18 No. 7956
>>5091 Do you think big government is out to get you?
Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 18:22:07 No. 7967
Depression, social anxiety
>be anarchist>keep getting high on the test This test is retards and cocks.
>>7956 All government is out to get you.
Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 11:38:41 No. 8003
Bipolar disorder with possible evolving symptomatology.
Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 12:06:54 No. 8004
Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general. Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian. To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising principled egalitarian with many strong convictions.
Anonymous 02/27/15 (Fri) 21:32:01 No. 8030
>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations. What does should mean here? This test is a crap. I have several disorders and im an libertarian.
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 21:30:40 No. 9140
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Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 01:39:41 No. 9142
Depersonalisation disorder My disorder doesn't effect how I think in a wider scale, just about small reality scares and feeling disconnected and in a dream-like state. It fucking sucks.
Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 02:16:58 No. 9163
PDD-NOS/assburgers, clinical depression
Anonymous 04/16/15 (Thu) 21:02:20 No. 9179
>>7952 Penalise and penalize are both acceptable, moron.
Anonymous 04/16/15 (Thu) 23:53:21 No. 9184
>>7952 >implying the government itself isn't run like a shittastic business and shouldn't it in itself be scolded
Anonymous 04/18/15 (Sat) 23:28:16 No. 9214
>>9140 >your lifespan increases bt 50%, nothing else changes Why would I want that?
Anonymous 04/20/15 (Mon) 14:14:34 No. 9229
>>5166
Same here
Depression and anxiety
Anonymous 04/24/15 (Fri) 07:16:13 No. 9277
Anonymous 04/28/15 (Tue) 05:19:05 No. 9317
OCD, Hypochondria, Depression, Social Anxiety
Anonymous 04/30/15 (Thu) 23:32:21 No. 9362
>>9359
forgot about posting my disorder
schizotypal here
Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 12:16:49 No. 9370
I was under the impression I was more centrist. I'm also quite positive towards capitalism, but with reservations.
I feel like the test isn't that good.
Anonymous 05/02/15 (Sat) 17:58:47 No. 9387
Major Depression, GAD, Social Anxiety Disorder.
Anonymous 05/04/15 (Mon) 10:47:00 No. 9448
depression, anxiety, adhd, asboigahs
Anonymous 05/05/15 (Tue) 21:39:40 No. 9486
Aspergers, OCD, Narcissism, Schizotypal.
Anonymous 05/08/15 (Fri) 18:17:56 No. 9575
>>9573
why do not you simply move into some kind of noncapitalistic community (eg. contrculture)? Or just reject reject consumerism?
Anonymous 05/08/15 (Fri) 19:20:29 No. 9577
>>9575
Then who's there to blame for you not being a winner?
Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 10:05:18 No. 10574
>>5189
>on /pol/
you know anon, autism is a mental illness too
Anonymous 07/01/15 (Wed) 21:54:05 No. 10601
>>10600
oops, forgot to list my diagnosis:
OCD, GAD, depression, Tourette's.
Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 05:53:26 No. 10931
I find funny the correlation between mental illness and leftism.
Disorders: depression, anxiety, once had agoraphobia and panic disorder, now gone.
Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 06:39:48 No. 10934
Depression, gender dysphoria.
Weird, I find myself leaning right, or at least I thought I did.
Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 18:22:39 No. 10940
Borderline personality disorder, bipolar disorder and ptsd
Anonymous 07/30/15 (Thu) 19:31:40 No. 10943
Avoiding personality & social anxiety
Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 14:52:40 No. 10992
>>10931
Dr. fuckbaby island diagnoses all who wish to be speshil.
Anonymous 08/07/15 (Fri) 10:09:36 No. 11152
I don't know my disorder, but I get depressed, I think, and I hurt myself.