Raccoon ## Board Owner 01/06/15 (Tue) 05:08:54 No. 5660
>You have reached level 69 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 05:39:46 No. 5661
>You have reached level 68 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 06:14:24 No. 5664
>You have reached level 64 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 07:10:27 No. 5666
>You have reached level 74 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 08:38:54 No. 5669
71 reporting in.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 09:48:47 No. 5670
84, fun times.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 11:39:00 No. 5674
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>you have reached 71
AverageGuy 01/06/15 (Tue) 14:43:53 No. 5679
I scored 32.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 15:24:48 No. 5682
>>5660 62, but otherwise, word for word.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 17:07:13 No. 5685
>You have reached level 69 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 17:11:16 No. 5686
>You have reached level 48 on the Goldberg scale. >Goldberg
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 17:16:01 No. 5688
>>5686 So I'm not the only one who noticed.
Great autists think alike, huh?
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 18:22:53 No. 5692
46
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 19:05:03 No. 5702
>>5679 Girls are the most powerful antidepressant.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 20:37:56 No. 5715
68. What a stupid questionnaire. How could anyone get something out of something that shor-
>>5686 >>5688 Oh. Right. That explains it.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 20:50:09 No. 5716
>>5715 My sister used to sleep around a lot, and one of her "boyfriends" was a guy who worked for McDonald's as the Mack the Knife" guy.
For a 6-year-old kid, it was like meeting a superhero.
Anonymous 01/06/15 (Tue) 21:09:32 No. 5718
45 But I'm feeling alright, pains a great mediator.
AverageGuy 01/06/15 (Tue) 23:04:30 No. 5731
>>5702 If you have fun, sure.
Not always.
Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 01:53:43 No. 5743
>You have reached level 72 on the Goldberg scale. >>5702 Not true
AverageGuy 01/07/15 (Wed) 02:56:45 No. 5750
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Raccoon ## Board Owner 01/07/15 (Wed) 03:21:07 No. 5751
>>5750 It was bold of you to try to read a book that's been glued shut, I give you that at least.
Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 03:33:59 No. 5753
>You have reached level 80 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 03:47:01 No. 5754
>>5751 Where i live, we say that luck smiles to the brave ones.
Life is weird you know, and everyone needs someone to talk to, every once in a while.
Good luck with that depression, anyway.
I seriously mean it.
AverageGuy 01/07/15 (Wed) 03:48:05 No. 5755
Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 03:50:57 No. 5757
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Raccoon ## Board Owner 01/07/15 (Wed) 03:59:24 No. 5758
>>5754 I don't need anyone to talk to and I'm not "brave." I appreciate the gesture but I'm perfectly fine.
Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 04:17:06 No. 5759
69 oh boy!
Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 05:58:36 No. 5761
You have reached level 61 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/07/15 (Wed) 06:37:07 No. 5763
Level 64. Gimme more DSP so I can level up! Or down?
Nya 01/07/15 (Wed) 09:37:17 No. 5765
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I got 81.
Anonymous 01/10/15 (Sat) 18:14:53 No. 5877
lol
Anonymous 01/11/15 (Sun) 19:04:58 No. 5936
70
Anonymous 01/11/15 (Sun) 19:27:51 No. 5939
Level 61, yo
AverageGuy 01/11/15 (Sun) 23:21:09 No. 5954
>>5936 >I-It's nothing, I S-SWEAR! >;_;
Anonymous 01/12/15 (Mon) 02:30:09 No. 5986
64
Anonymous 01/12/15 (Mon) 05:09:56 No. 5996
>You have reached level 78 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/12/15 (Mon) 15:33:00 No. 6011
>Depression is a disease
Anonymous 01/12/15 (Mon) 17:49:18 No. 6017
>level 34 probably cause i took it later in the day
Spike 01/12/15 (Mon) 21:08:08 No. 6022
Went from 10 to 64 in one day… having nice changes in my life.
(Sic) 01/13/15 (Tue) 17:48:46 No. 6052
>You have reached level 82 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/17/15 (Sat) 05:28:42 No. 6205
>>5996 Same here, but my score was 85.
Anonymous 01/17/15 (Sat) 13:16:48 No. 6217
59.
Anonymous 01/18/15 (Sun) 10:36:47 No. 6272
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I didn't expect this.
Anonymous 01/18/15 (Sun) 14:12:07 No. 6277
23, minor depression. I imagine mainly because of the intense tiredness I've been experiencing.
Anonymous 01/18/15 (Sun) 17:59:36 No. 6283
>>5659 >You have reached level 65 on the Goldberg scale. Well shit.
Anonymous 01/20/15 (Tue) 02:33:43 No. 6371
>You have reached level 44 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/20/15 (Tue) 05:13:07 No. 6374
>You have reached level 78 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 01/20/15 (Tue) 08:24:05 No. 6376
I got a 48…..well shit.
Anonymous 01/21/15 (Wed) 07:30:57 No. 6435
>You have reached level 32 on the Goldberg scale
Anonymous 01/21/15 (Wed) 13:48:31 No. 6440
Only scored a 3. A few years ago it would be in the high 60s akin to my suicide attempt I had.
Anonymous 01/21/15 (Wed) 16:38:00 No. 6445
"You have reached level 86 on the Goldberg scale."
Anonymous 01/21/15 (Wed) 16:54:18 No. 6446
>>6445 I'm sorry for your loss. :(
Anonymous 01/21/15 (Wed) 17:29:40 No. 6447
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fuck my shitty life
Anonymous 01/21/15 (Wed) 21:24:27 No. 6452
>64
Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 08:41:55 No. 6481
>52 >Severe depression
Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 18:23:32 No. 6618
49
Anonymous 01/25/15 (Sun) 08:33:58 No. 6638
>66
Anonymous 01/25/15 (Sun) 08:43:16 No. 6640
Well shit.
Anonymous 05/05/15 (Tue) 21:29:42 No. 9485
>tfw
You have reached level 0 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 05/06/15 (Wed) 07:50:12 No. 9510
>>9485
Congrats
> tfw when you're in the 80s on that test.
Anonymous 05/06/15 (Wed) 12:23:21 No. 9516
>tfw you got level 88 on the Goldberg scale
Seig heil, Goldberg.
Yeah nah I got 71. I just want this to end.
Anonymous 05/07/15 (Thu) 09:18:33 No. 9536
>>9516
72 here, I know exactly how you feel.
Anonymous 05/07/15 (Thu) 13:00:17 No. 9541
>52
almost. but i shouldnt treat this as a competition i guess
Anonymous 05/07/15 (Thu) 16:08:37 No. 9543
>You have reached level 10 on the Goldberg scale.
>tfw beating depression
A year or two ago I would've been on 80 something probably
Anonymous SAGE! 05/09/15 (Sat) 10:57:10 No. 9589
I got a 9 but I have suicidal thoughts so there's that I guess
Anonymous 05/10/15 (Sun) 01:39:05 No. 9597
49
>>5702
Depends, they can also make you feel like shit.
Anonymous 05/10/15 (Sun) 08:17:53 No. 9604
>36
This is weird because part of me was trying not to give high answers cause I'm almost certain that I'm not depressed. I don't want to exaggerate my problems or blame them depression, since I feel that they're just due to me being a little bitch.
Still don't think I'm depressed, but…
Anonymous 05/10/15 (Sun) 21:02:07 No. 9619
>You have reached level 83 on the Goldberg scale.
Although i answered most of the "yes" questions with quite alot, i can relate with all the questions probably not that accurate
Anonymous 05/10/15 (Sun) 22:34:58 No. 9620
The greater part of the last six years
Anonymous 05/11/15 (Mon) 15:21:28 No. 9636
>You have reached level 62 on the Goldberg scale.
>You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.
You have the symptoms of severe depression. The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.
Tell me something I don't know.
Anonymous 05/11/15 (Mon) 17:39:50 No. 9638
83
>You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.
no shit moron
>tfw my memory is so shit I completely forgot my therapy appt was today and now its too late to go in
yep, feeling great today
Anonymous SAGE! 05/13/15 (Wed) 06:23:38 No. 9676
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>64
I'm at a low. keep thinking about hanging self. meh. amazing how some people scored a lot higher, maybe i don't have it so bad???
whatever this is dumb
Anonymous SAGE! 05/13/15 (Wed) 06:24:39 No. 9677
>>9676
FUCK I didnt mean to post the first image wtf
Anonymous SAGE! 05/13/15 (Wed) 06:25:07 No. 9678
>tfw saging because i think my post doesnt deserve that much attention
Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 05:32:46 No. 9720
You have reached level 63 on the Goldberg scale.
0 - 9 Depression unlikely 21 - 35 Minor to moderate depression
10 - 17 Possibly minor depression 36 - 53 Moderate to severe depression
18 - 21 On the verge of depression 54+ Severe depression
Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 05:42:08 No. 9722
>You have reached level 58 on the Goldberg scale.
I don't want to die at all, though. Is there such a thing as being addicted to the depressed lifestyle?
Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 06:47:42 No. 9725
I got 27. Having a cute girl as a new friend helps a bit, since I have never had a girlfriend.
Some years ago after attempting three times, and failing the last time, I swore no matter how bad things got, I'd never take my own life.
I need go to bed earlier and worry less, though. Thanks Stirner.
Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 08:47:17 No. 9727
You have reached level 72 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 05/30/15 (Sat) 13:51:46 No. 10031
Anonymous 05/30/15 (Sat) 16:37:51 No. 10037
61.
Regardless, I'm feeling pretty good this morning for some reason. I hope it lasts.
Anonymous 05/30/15 (Sat) 17:27:25 No. 10039
>>9722
it is probably genetic in your case
Anonymous 05/31/15 (Sun) 05:24:15 No. 10049
New here so hi everyone. Yeah 74 but been diagnosed with clinical depression for over 5 yrs. I guess I had it under control but been falling back in a bad depression these past couple months
Anonymous 05/31/15 (Sun) 23:39:31 No. 10063
Anonymous 06/20/15 (Sat) 18:06:30 No. 10427
>You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.
So they can take away my guns an I can't defend my family? No thanks, I'll take my chances thank you.
Anonymous 06/20/15 (Sat) 18:07:03 No. 10428
Anonymous 06/23/15 (Tue) 07:25:09 No. 10486
Anonymous 06/23/15 (Tue) 21:45:59 No. 10502
44. This test is bullshit! I'm happy! Really I am! And what's this bullshit about me being suicidal! I cant even. Just going to go back to bed. Fuck life.
Anonymous 06/24/15 (Wed) 07:24:55 No. 10506
>>10502
Alright, but tell Davos to get his ass back to Westeros.
Anonymous 06/26/15 (Fri) 10:13:24 No. 10543
>You have reached level 53 on the Goldberg scale
>you should consult your doctor immediately.
I fucking wish I had a doctor
Anonymous 06/27/15 (Sat) 01:44:14 No. 10552
>you have reached level 25
This is okay right? Everyone else seems to have higher scores
Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 03:36:24 No. 10568
Anonymous 07/02/15 (Thu) 02:13:32 No. 10603
49
Not bad. I've been fairly OK this week except the last two days. I was even going to kill myself, but I lost a couple of the items while walking to this forest and it was too dark out to find them.
Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 17:30:23 No. 10670
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Tfw 85
I feel like I got a high score, neat.
Anonymous 07/16/15 (Thu) 13:13:10 No. 10747
66
Gonna take 3 percs/clonazepam and lay on a bench in the mall, that's what my day's gonna be
Anonymous 07/16/15 (Thu) 21:00:28 No. 10758
>>10747
>mall
why not in home?
Anonymous 07/18/15 (Sat) 08:30:52 No. 10767
>>10758
Possibilities of funny shit happening/only way I get to feel even slightly comfortable in a mall
Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 23:58:46 No. 10785
>>5659
>You have reached level 37 on the Goldberg scale.
Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 22:22:43 No. 10794
Level 51
My work colleagues hate me and can't stand being near me because I am always quiet and never say a word. This creates an extremely uncomfortable and awkward for me and for them. It's horrible.
Just kill me.
Anonymous 07/23/15 (Thu) 00:04:02 No. 10829
>You have reached level 28 on the Goldberg scale.
Nothing new, this is actually an improvement. It's mostly my anxiety and cognition that makes me feel that way.
Anonymous 07/29/15 (Wed) 07:29:36 No. 10904
>You have reached level 86 on the Goldberg scale.
I should be close to leveling up, soon. Just need to turn in these quests…
Anonymous 07/29/15 (Wed) 15:09:49 No. 10917
74. I think that's less than last time, I don't remember.
Anonymous 07/31/15 (Fri) 13:39:06 No. 10953
>>10885
samefag
>be a few days ago
>mom decides to bring me to hospital
>I believe it is useless, I didn't feel depressed, even a bit happy
>she says "halp my son is depressed"
>two hospital shrinks come and see me
>they ask me questions (such as "please describe how you want to an hero")
>I cry like a baby
>they propose to keep me in the hospital
>I don't want
>they say they could force me, but they won't if my mom gives me antidepressants
>ok
Well, now I have to take paroxetine everyday for a few months.
Anonymous 08/01/15 (Sat) 09:32:10 No. 10965
>>9604
This could be a legitimate sign that the quiz is shit
Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 23:23:12 No. 10987
>83
why do i even bother with these things?
Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 08:04:36 No. 10990
81
Up in the highschool bitches
Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 15:51:37 No. 10993
>>10917
74 again. Hey, that's neat.
Anonymous 08/31/15 (Mon) 04:07:02 No. 11421
>You have reached level 79 on the Goldberg scale.
>You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.
Ha! I'll outlive YOU, Goldberg!