Anonymous 03/23/15 (Mon) 21:25:20 No. 8689
If you were going to write a suicide note, what would it say?
Anonymous 03/23/15 (Mon) 21:33:04 No. 8690
It would say that i don't want to end my life this way and ill continue to live. With all the suffering and happiness, to keep moving until i die.
Anonymous 03/25/15 (Wed) 01:26:47 No. 8709
>>8689 3 decades wasted.
But really, if you're writing a note it means you still care, so that's something.
Anonymous 03/25/15 (Wed) 19:47:51 No. 8716
Thanks Obama.
Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 01:28:07 No. 8718
I would leave behind a very elaborate treasure hunt, with my suicide note leading to a clues in different locations. You know what the treasure is? It's the time spent finding the treasure itself.
Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 02:47:54 No. 8721
Well, that's all folks
Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 03:12:39 No. 8722
"Better than anything Bethesda ever wrote."
>>8718 Sounds pretty elaborate when you could just write "To whoever reads this: eat a dick" and get the same general result.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 16:51:55 No. 8750
A note: If you are reading this, hopefully it has been more than an hour since I died. I chose this method to end my life in order to make heroic measures at recovering me impossible. Even if you have a vat of liquid nitrogen handy, it should be impossible to preserve any useful information that was once in my brain. I am dead and I do not want to come back. My most common passwords are X and Y with variants as follows. Please do not use this information in AI research or anything similar, i don't want something based on my life to exist. Please move on with your lives and let memories of me fade.
Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 17:12:09 No. 8751
>>8689 I've been planning it in my head for months now:
To anyone who ever knew and/or cared about me, please don't blame yourselves; this was my own decision. I can't live with people telling me the lie of a happy future, when I know it's simply not going to happen. I love you all, and I'm sorry I never took the opportunity to tell you. But now that I'm gone, please forget about me. I was never here.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 03:25:23 No. 8755
>>8751 "I was never here". Ouch, that hit home.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 04:41:00 No. 8757
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 07:09:52 No. 8760
>>8750 I like how you think
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 17:25:15 No. 8768
I know you may be in shock right now, and it hurts me to know that I had to go out like this. But it's so hard in my head, you have no idea. I don't know for sure what's wrong with me. All I know is if there is a God of any sort, I'll put in a good word for you. I'm going home.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 20:16:39 No. 8769
No pictures of me at my funeral.
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 23:25:59 No. 8770
"Don't any of you dare blame her for this."
Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 23:55:31 No. 8774
I had it in my head that I'd leave envelopes for everyone I felt I had to explain myself to and a general note explaining that the envelopes are for that persons eyes only. I think about it still sometimes when I'm down, which has been a lot recently. My new meds were working so well for the last month. I'm still a bit better than I was prior to starting them, but it still sucks. I started smoking weed and got more done in a week than I did in the last six years, but being neet I can't really manage a regular supply. Maybe I'd just leave one note that reads "Legalize crystal fucking weed"
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 00:01:40 No. 8775
I just couldn't take it anymore
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 01:49:48 No. 8778
>>8689 Born too soon; I can do nothing in this lifetime. Don't worry; someone will revive me when/if there's a use for me.
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 04:12:42 No. 8780
"I'll come scratch your feet while you sleep" with the drawing of a ghost next to it. The ghost might or might not have my face photoshopped on it. Or something even dumber, like: "Behind you." "Hitler was right." "I never learned Finnish."
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 06:59:10 No. 8785
I don't like it here, I think I'll explore my options somewhere else.
Anonymous 03/29/15 (Sun) 08:39:00 No. 8786
Dont you dare put my grave next to you (family), just cremate me and scatter all the ashes on the nearest forest. Or, if youre feeling generous id love to be scattered in space. Burn any picture of me and get rid of all my belongings. Dont even think of donating my organs. No funeral, im too very much fucking sick of people and life as you may have guessed from my words. Yes, it was fault of everyone ive ever met and myself, so dont feel bad, whats done is done and im finally at peace. Better to die now than live 50+ years of misery.
Anonymous 03/30/15 (Mon) 00:17:15 No. 8802
"fuck this shit, I'm done"
Anonymous SAGE! 03/30/15 (Mon) 00:23:53 No. 8803
It was my choice, and I had wanted this since I was 4.
Anonymous 03/31/15 (Tue) 01:40:49 No. 8843
Don't hate me, I love you all.
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 01:56:27 No. 8915
I would probably write about who caused me to be suicidal if I were, or just blame it on someone I hate. Maybe they will get depressed and kill themselves too?
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 02:10:05 No. 8916
>>8915 It's going to be awkward when you meet them in hell…
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 02:27:16 No. 8919
"Do not let my decision distract you from your pursuits, your time would be better spent using the only chance you have. I assure you that this was for the sake of efficiency. Tell him to pass on the story that we worked on and ask him to tell you about it. Please wish me a serene non-existence and entertain the paradoxical belief that in this state lacking in physical sensation I now feel truly happy." I kind of would like to add something to discourage people from applying religious procedures to my corpse but whatever I guess.
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 07:08:02 No. 8924
I wander back to this subject a lot, and I think I'd go out being an attention whore. I have a lot of unreleased niche media that would be part of it, up for downloads on a dedicated domain, with a trendy TLD, obviously. Like iamasuicide.ninja or something equally retarded. It would have individual self-destructing messages behind a password prompt for each person I've ever chatted with online and didn't try to foster a real friendship with, or dropped the relationship on the floor and didn't pick it up again because I was too self-absorbed. There would be a dead man's switch to post it to Facebook/Twitter/whatever. I would want to be sure that I would be a rotting corpse or permanently incapacitated before any of it was published, obviously, because then the whole thing would be for nothing, if institutionalization, not death, was the result. God forbid I publish a fucking suicide note on the internet and live, shit, I would drop the formality and finish the job without further communication. I'd release it open source on GitHub, make it easily configurable, you know, so anyone can set up self-destructing suicide notes or distribute files posthumously. I am certain that it would be taken down by the perpetually-offended types, but the internet never forgets. I don't have a reaction image for this.
Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 11:42:12 No. 8931
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 22:56:32 No. 8972
"Als iemand dit vind, dan heb ik mijn werk gedaan en zal ik nooit meer thuiskomen. Als iemand mijn kapotte lichaam vind: Dump me ergens neer en kijk nooit meer naar mij om, het beste voor de wereld en het internet is om mij, de grootste kankermongool/lolcow van heel de buurt en het internet, te vergeten. In geval dat mijn lichaam nooit gevonden wordt (door verdrinking oid): Laat de buurt weten dat ze een kankermongool minder hebben nu gelukkig, en praat er daarna NOOIT meer over. Ik ga je missen, WittgenT5-RsteiN900. Talloze uren verhalen geschreven op je, maar eens houdt het op. Aan m'n ouders als ze nog leven: krijg de tering en sterf! Jullie hebben lang genoeg m'n leven verkracht en nu is er een einde aan gekomen. Mij gaan jullie toch niet missen, dat heb ik vaak genoeg gezegt maar jullie waaien het gewoon weg alsof het NIKS is! Op mijn laptop kun je op het bureaublad mijn persoonlijke KladBlok en alle andere verhalen die tot op de dag van mijn zelfmoord geschreven zijn, vinden. "Life is beautiful. But why?" -Mewtwo. Laatste wil en VERANDIER VIERVEERTIG! -Je oudste zoon. PS: Doe m'n WT745 de groeten als hij tegen die tijd nog werkt! Hij zal misschien mijn dood niet meer meemaken, geen idee." Can't be arsed to translate it, but whatevs.
Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 23:05:55 No. 8973
>>8972 You'd put a quote from a Pokémon movie in your suicide note?
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 00:19:20 No. 8976
>>8972 De wereld zou een stuk minder aandoenlijk zijn.
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 00:32:14 No. 8977
>>8973 I actually like that quote by Mewtwo and lately i've been thinking about it.. What makes life so great?
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 00:51:10 No. 8978
>>8977 Finding your purpose and marching towards it. One of the reasons I think so many people are depressed nowadays is because modern life is incredibly unfulfilling and uneventful.
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 00:55:03 No. 8979
>>8977 You like it so much you forgot it (it should say "life is wonderful")…
Anonymous SAGE! 04/06/15 (Mon) 11:21:19 No. 8985
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 19:22:36 No. 8995
>>8979 Yeah I know, I could say it was a (good) long day.
Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 21:00:50 No. 8996
My Fuhrer, I have failed you. Now I shall follow in your footsteps. Glory to humanity! SEIG HEIL
Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 22:37:50 No. 9090
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 06:37:07 No. 9128
I'd leave a Dickbutt. Because lol.
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 07:28:14 No. 9129
I've been working on one for the last couple of years. I haven't been actively suicidal much but I know I will be again and that it's how my life will end, if not by accident. The letter is addressed to my sister, the only person I feel bad about leaving behind. I want to be completely confident in what I say so right now it's only a paragraph and a half long and I've edited the shit out of it. It's just sitting in a drawer.
Anonymous 04/14/15 (Tue) 00:54:49 No. 9141
I would just leave instructions regarding my possessions and passwords for digital stuff. My body would never be found by people who know me, so no worries about a funeral or telling them what to do with it. Maybe I would write a death poem , or a small story describing how I was feeling at my last moments, but if my body was ever found it would probably have decomposed by then.
Anonymous 05/03/15 (Sun) 00:13:15 No. 9400
>>8689
I won't give them the satisfaction of knowing why. And I'll probably be taking them with me.
Anonymous 05/07/15 (Thu) 19:56:56 No. 9548
I am sorry, I was always uncomfortable.
Thank you for putting up with me until now.
This is not your fault.
PS. no funeral please.
Anonymous 05/10/15 (Sun) 09:32:40 No. 9606
"Hitler did nothing wrong."
lel.
Nah, it'll probably be something along the lines of I can't figure out what's wrong with me and I don't really care anymore, I just want this to end. I'm done. Sorry.
Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun) 05:59:15 No. 9754
>>8689
'Tune in Next Season'
Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 15:18:16 No. 9842
>>8972
"Spijtig heb ik nooit een waifu gehad, en als ik het over kon doen, zou ik meer gamen."
Mijn mede kanker(leven)lijer.
Anonymous 05/24/15 (Sun) 11:46:59 No. 9881
bury me with my cigarettes mom, please
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Anonymous 05/26/15 (Tue) 01:02:55 No. 9911
>>9907
Zijt gij een branbander
Anonymous 05/26/15 (Tue) 01:52:30 No. 9914
I'm sorry. I know you all believed in me more than I could ever believe in myself.
Anonymous 05/28/15 (Thu) 12:00:31 No. 10003
This will sound edgy as fuck, and you guys will want me to die already, but mine would be along the lines of:
"I fucking hate people, online and off, and this is the only way to get away from them."
I do have a more lighthearted one for if I decide to poison myself, about a secret I have to try and get out before the poison kills me, but I will trail off before I finish it.
Anonymous 05/28/15 (Thu) 19:15:28 No. 10009
>>10003
Actually, I would add to the first one:
"Don't let this become you. Look for help!"
Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 10:48:16 No. 10016
I posted earlier but in all honesty, I think I'd write some long, rambling bullshit, burn it out of shame and then write something like "Let's play follow the leader, I'll be the leader!"
Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 19:03:44 No. 10022
i would write down my philosophy so that normies could understand