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1dd671  No.73297

If you have any complaints or requests for /n/ (formerly /news+/) this is the thread for them.

/n/ is now in the top 6 so I figured it needed a space for meta posting.



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1dd671  No.74211

>>73824

You should be clicking the links. Stop falling for the obvious bait you gay white nerd.


1dd671  No.74356

>>74211

yeah, but when it's the core of the thread and weeks of discussion, that shit aint right


1dd671  No.74524

>>73818

I agree, although considering how hard it is to get HWs to make changes on /n/ (took him a month just to add the robot banner) it might be better to just create a new board and promote it.

/n/ can stay as a general all-things-allowed board


1dd671  No.74549

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Should hot wheels sell article space on /n/?


1dd671  No.74611

Why do we need >>>/news/ featured? /n/ is alrrady pretty international


1dd671  No.74628

File: 1431501563074.jpg (14.06 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1429920267517.jpg)

Why this is the only banner on /n/?


1dd671  No.74692

>>74628

>>implying there ought to be any more

That is totally representative of /n/, itz perfecto!

>>74549

Should be sold to the wacky infowars-type sites, since we'll see the general msm bullshit crop up on its own.

Imagine Anglin, Linder, Jones, and Cockburn all shilling alongside each other.


1dd671  No.74750

Is anyone interested of helping me make the /n/ team for the >>>/icup/?

I need 23 famous figures, ideas and what not.

We should put stuff like Melik Gokcek, "Palestinian Children" and TPP and what not to represent /n/


1dd671  No.75195

File: 1431878396284.png (544.52 KB, 640x640, 1:1, e40.png)

Stupid question : How do I keep the watchlist permanently open ?


1dd671  No.75330

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>>73297

WWWhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?


1dd671  No.75331


1dd671  No.75415

File: 1432160973361.jpg (32.21 KB, 434x525, 62:75, img16_91.jpg)

THIS is what i call EXTRA! m8


1dd671  No.75472

I don't know if this has been asked before, but can we not have the "Latest Headlines" on the front page? It is just full of shitty posts made by the cancerous retards of /n/. It's shit like "White man rapes his entire family and murders his mother" or "nigger rapes white family and burns them alive in their home."


1dd671  No.75486

well lets see

turn off special snowflake "supported" status from the top bar

also take off the top 25 from that bar altogether, people can already see that shit from the main page

also increase posts per tor before captcha (might as well go to 4chan with that annoying shit) because that shit is especially annoying on boards that already use captcha

cant wait till you default allow tor to post images on boards unless board owners specifically turn it off


1dd671  No.75520

File: 1432288292968-0.png (1.66 KB, 300x100, 3:1, banner.png)

File: 1432288292968-1.png (23.22 KB, 823x515, 823:515, better.png)

File: 1432288292968-2.png (26.88 KB, 918x706, 459:353, how pn works.png)

Daily reminder that >>>/pn/ is better as it combines all the political boards and the news boards into one spot, for maximum discussion of though-provoking new ideas. You will never get banned


1dd671  No.76072

Can we please do something about Rach? If not, will it just be left to the users?


1dd671  No.76073

>>76072

Seconded, please ban the tripfag.


1dd671  No.76074

>>75520

>You will never get banned

>implying that thats a good thing


1dd671  No.76088

>>76074

>you like to remove things that you don't like

>you are triggered by other people's opinions

You are welcome on >>>/pn/, politics and news


1dd671  No.76089

>>76088

By that i mean that all opinions and posters are allowed and are welcome on >>>/pn/ politics and news

Sorry for the confusion


1dd671  No.76095

File: 1432558076314.png (88.44 KB, 241x307, 241:307, Maddow944.png)

We seem to have gotten slid within the last 10 hours or so. Nearly an entire page worth of old threads was bumped to page 1, with all the newest articles falling to the back. All the initial bumps are obvious sliding shit too, inane comments that had nothing to the discussion. A number of threads are also being targeted by derailers posting porn and gets.


1dd671  No.76100

>>76095

>tripfag shitposters complains about threads getting derailed

It's like hearing a nazi complaining about the mean way jews are threated.


1dd671  No.76166

>>76095

there should perhaps be a means of having a thread 404 if it doesn't receive any posts

in an hour, i'd imagine that would be a good means of preventing very old threads from being

bumped for no reason. you could also perhaps disallow useless bumps (like posting "bump" when

no ones posting in your thread just to keep it up) you could still bump your thread but your bump posts

must contain something of substance


1dd671  No.76188

>>73297

Yeah, why does it get special protected status? It doesn't need it.

I see the only reason you do it is to have 8pol native news headlines, that's ridiculous.

/n/ and every other political board should not get special treatment, you have b boards operate and meta, n doesnt need to be there


1dd671  No.76189

>>76166

That post is confirmed to be an anti white shill. They spam their bullshit news and then have irrelevant or idiotic replies all day on them making them seem more important and near the top of the catalog. Always anti white, even if they have to use non white people with light skin to try to push their anti white narrative.


1dd671  No.76190

>>74549

if hotwheels went full kike like that you can expect an exodus out of infinity chan and many users have confirmed this whenever these types of suggestions have come up before


1dd671  No.76195

>>76188

there's nothing wrong with having a neutral global news & current events board. i will admit that /n/ isnt perfect and could

use some work but it has a lot potential along with /b/, in /b/'s case it needs alot less moderation while in /n/'s case it

needs just a little more but nothing to overly strict.

>>76190

honestly i think this would be sorta interesting. imagine if a company decided to by article space on /n/, thinking that this

could be good exposure but most of the replies end up shitting on said article.

but i can see how that could jeopardize the neutrality that /n/ should strive for, so it's definitely a bad idea


1dd671  No.76344

>>76195

>>>/pn/ is better


1dd671  No.76349

>>76095

>Create shitty troll threads

>Get surprised when people want to talk about other shit


1dd671  No.76382

Can't fucking post for shit on /v/, it goes to 40%-ish and then just stops.

Not a connection problem.


1dd671  No.76418

Do Hotwheels ever reply to this thread?


1dd671  No.76522


1dd671  No.76699

Is there an RSS feed for /n/? If not, that'd be a neat thing to have.


1dd671  No.76700


1dd671  No.76822

>>75520

>Daily reminder that >>>/pn/ is better as it combines all the political boards and the news boards into one spot, for maximum discussion of though-provoking new ideas. You will never get banned

Cool board and very nice CSS. Is it unique? I have added it to the 8chan News Board Ring on /n/.

>I don't know if this has been asked before, but can we not have the "Latest Headlines" on the front page? It is just full of shitty posts made by the cancerous retards of /n/. It's shit like "White man rapes his entire family and murders his mother" or "nigger rapes white family and burns them alive in their home."

I like the latest headlines, and no, they are not all like that. Unfortunately until Infinity Next with its combined postings table it's the closest we can get to having threads on the frontpage.

>>74628

>Why this is the only banner on /n/?

No one made any other ones with /n/ in them (and I don't see any more banners to add in this thread, all the banners that said /news+/ no longer apply). ;_;

>>74611

>Why do we need >>>/news/ featured? /n/ is alrrady pretty international

I feature every news board that asks or I like in a "board ring" system. Lots of boards on 8chan do that.

>>74549

>Should hot wheels sell article space on /n/?

Bad idea.

>>73824

>Should we introduce a rule against falsifying sources?

Maybe...purposely rewriting the article is getting tiresome, but I also don't want to add too many rules because some anons don't just copy/paste and instead write their own tl;dr of the article with thoughtful insights in the OP.

>>73799

I'm /n/'s only "mod", lol. Sometimes 0sugar helps me (/tv/ owner, global volunteer) since he browses it too. https://8ch.net/log.php?board=n The only thing I do is delete threads that aren't news articles (go to meatspin or whatever).

>>73782

>What's your opinion/review of this board's current quality Hotwheels? You sounded disappointed in one of your stickies on /news+/ but now you seem more satisfied with the board's activity. Am I wrong? What's missing in /n/?

/n/ has really picked up! I think the board speed is perfect how it is, I visit twice per day.

>>73485

>Why was it renamed? The unusual /news+/ name made it stand out and feel special, and indeed it was - it had a feed to the front page of the site

It was renamed because I thought it would help 8archive archive it. Sadly it didn't...so I'm rewriting a new archiver.

If I failed to answer your question please ask it again, sorry about forgetting this thread.


1dd671  No.76823

>>76822

>It was renamed because I thought it would help 8archive archive it. Sadly it didn't...so I'm rewriting a new archiver.

how's that going? have you checked out >>>/tech/225240 ?


1dd671  No.76824

>>76822

>No one made any other ones with /n/ in them (and I don't see any more banners to add in this thread, all the banners that said /news+/ no longer apply). ;_;

Why not make a new banner thread on /n/? Not everybody there goes here.

Also before you say the thread will appear on the home page, no one except newfags goes to the home page anyway.


1dd671  No.76825

>>76822

hey hotwheels what do you think of this idea i proposed here >>76166 to help deal with situations like this >>76095

something definitely needs to be done about very old news threads being in the catalog, with that said i have a couple of suggestions for /n/

but that can come at a later post


1dd671  No.76826

>>76825

I think that maybe all threads on /n/ should autosage after 48 hours from their creation, that would help.



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1dd671  No.76827

>>73799

>but /n/ needs a tiny bit of moderation.

i definitely would support more moderation on /n/, but i think you sorta need to have a line that's not crossed within regards to moderation.

you could perhaps have strict moderation within regards to thread creation, but none within regards to individual posts


1dd671  No.76828

>>76826

>maybe all threads on /n/ should autosage after 48 hours from their creation

this would be a step in the right direction

also this is like the 5th time hotweels senpai has noticed me


1dd671  No.76831

>>76826

I'd set it to a week.

Interesting news generally isn't that fast for the amount of threads allowable.


1dd671  No.76890

I'd like to vote against this bumplock thing. I don't use metaboards since they're such cancer so this'll probably be all I say about it.


1dd671  No.76920

Why are you bumplocking threads that your users are clearly interested in discussing?

We have 3 threads about the arrest of the SilkRoad owner, and you bumplocked the first one that was posted. What is the logic behind this shit?

This encorages users to re-post the same threads every 2 days if they want to still discuss them. /n/ is not a very fast board, I usually comment on the news today and read the replies tomorrow, stop shitting on it.

There are better ways to forbid ghostbumping.


1dd671  No.76933

>>76920

>This encorages users to re-post the same threads every 2 days if they want to still discuss them. /n/ is not a very fast board, I usually comment on the news today and read the replies tomorrow, stop shitting on it.

>

>>76890

>I'd like to vote against this bumplock thing. I don't use metaboards since they're such cancer so this'll probably be all I say about it.

>>76831

even a week isnt needed

this is completely unnecessary

Hotwheels if we want to discuss white genocide all day every day then we will

pol sucks dicks

and no other boards get enough traffic

>>73799

If you want ACTUAL news WITHOUT discussion then go on an ACTUAL news site that DELETES comments

fuck right off

stop killing the fucking boards for your fetish with having a special unique snowflake PROTECTED news only board called n news+ or whatever the fuck you called it

and stop pretending to be a cripple, the joke stopped being funny in 2014


1dd671  No.76934

/n/ feels like a stormfrontfaggot board every now and then.

Just too many threads that aren't exactly about news, more like reblogging shit.

We have boards where that is a very acceptable way of starting threads, I just don't feel like I am getting enough news out of /n/.


1dd671  No.76940

>>76933

>Hotwheels if we want to discuss white genocide all day every day then we will

>pol sucks dicks

you say /pol/ sucks dicks, but isnt /pol/ for discussing white genocide all day every day.

also something really needs to be done about very old news articles getting continuously bumped.

>If you want ACTUAL news WITHOUT discussion then go on an ACTUAL news site that DELETES comments

you know if you actually read that post you'd notice that they didn't really advocate for moderating comments, they

simply wanted to remove threads that didnt have news or even current news stories and also spam since we've been dealing with

that lately but something like that can be dealt with via captcha

with all that said i'm not exactly sure why your sperging right now


1dd671  No.76970

>>76940

because news can be newsworthy and valid to discuss weeks after its happened, and this just encourages shitpost spamming fresh threads

doesnt matter if you may the timer 24, 48, 72 or 240 hours if a news piece deserves discussion then it will just be reposted, what a waste of time to force people to basically copy paste the relevant comments from old threads

The fetish is the need for a NEWS board that is second hand anyway. Rejecting that fetish isnt the sperging. Good job just randomly throwing out buzzwords.


1dd671  No.76979

>>76940

>very old news articles getting continuously bumped.

They get bumped because we want to discuss them though.

Why the fuck was that board killed? I'm about done with it. It was the best thing I've seen on here in a while.

48 hours won't allow for a thread to develop along with the story. Some of them go on for weeks and we can post updates in the thread if needed.


1dd671  No.76985

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>>76979

7 days is the best compromise.

Would be a good feature for board options too.


1dd671  No.76994

Welp, I'm not using the board while this autobumplock shit is in place.


1dd671  No.77040

>>76933

>pretending

gonna need some sauce for that edge


1dd671  No.77048

I'd like to see the bumplock removed unless a thread is a duplicate, has a follow-up thread on the same topic, or is total garbage. (That last bit might be too subjective: I don't know.)


1dd671  No.77054

File: 1433202879721-0.jpg (15.19 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner 2.jpg)

File: 1433202879721-1.png (82.32 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner 1.png)

File: 1433202879722-2.jpg (45.57 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner 1.jpg)

>>73326

Not sure if file size is right. can adjust as needed


1dd671  No.77055

File: 1433203664125-0.jpg (10.38 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner rex 2.jpg)

File: 1433203664126-1.png (55.13 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner rex.png)

File: 1433203664126-2.jpg (30.03 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner rex.jpg)


1dd671  No.77056

File: 1433203888060-0.png (82.37 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner 3.png)

File: 1433203888060-1.jpg (10.37 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner 3.jpg)

>>77054

Made that watermark way too bright


1dd671  No.77088

>>76823

I think BambooDL (and Shadey's fork BamDL) are best suited for a single user to archive threads they want to preserve, and not so much for a public archive.

Hotwheels can have threads archive *once* as they die, which community tools can't do; our archivers keep asking the server "is it done yet? is it done yet?" until the thread finally 404's; no other way to do it really, unless you run something serverside (which is what he's now doing). Thanks for sharing the release thread though, there'll be another update soon. Personal backups are still important for proving to yourself something happened a certain way, in-case revisionism happens later, and of course for fun.

>>76822

I check /n/ more than any other board. The renaming made my archiver think all the threads were dead though, I hope that'll never be necessary again.

>>76826

I hope this works out, we'll see over the next month I suppose. Not sure yet from the last couple days alone.


1dd671  No.77105

File: 1433253886263-0.png (65.4 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner soros '.png)

File: 1433253886263-1.jpg (10.27 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner soros '.jpg)

File: 1433253886264-2.jpg (42.99 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner soros.jpg)


1dd671  No.77304

Hotwheels, Tor images pls.


1dd671  No.77372

File: 1433465032986.jpg (34.77 KB, 600x480, 5:4, spoiler this image lel.jpg)

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

cum in my butthole!


1dd671  No.77503

>>76979

Came here to state that yes this limit is idiotic. Many news threads do not involve people only talking about one particular news article. Often the topic diverges onto the general subject brought up by the article inviting people to post related articles to substantiate their points. On previous iterations of /n/ threads can/would easily go on for weeks.

The bumplock should be disabled.


1dd671  No.77506

>>77503

>>77304

>>77088

>>77048

>>76994

>>76979

>>76985

>>76970

>>76940

>>76934

>>76933

>>76920

Daily reminder that none of this shit happens on >>>/pn/ politics and news


1dd671  No.77515

Wow hotwheels you really are pathetic and killing your own site.

So now even though you won't remove bumplock, like a fucking mootjew, you also disallow posting the same links twice? EVEN IF THE OLD THREADS ARE LOCKED

you fucked up, your site is dead without pol and news and news is dying every time you try to push your "idea" of what it should be with all this stupid shit

idiot


1dd671  No.77516

>>77506

and also lots of dicks which no one interested in politics actually wants to see on the fucking catalog


1dd671  No.77589

I decided to repeal the 48 hour thing after watching the effects for a few days, it was leading to too many duplicates and good discussions were dying too quickly.



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1dd671  No.77592

>>77589

yea this was probably for the best considering all the people in this thread whom started complaining about it

honestly i sorta wanna take back these ideas i had for thread timers i posted here:

>>76166

>>76828

because as it currently stands /n/ doesn't get near enough traffic to justify any sort of thread timer/bump lock, perhaps the

idea could be brought up again in the future if 8chan experiences another big traffic boost

just reading some of the comments in this thread, perhaps the only real rules /n/ needs for the time being should

just be 500 characters,a subject and a link in your post. also better thread moderation to prevent shit like wikipedia articles,

and shitty blogs from being posted.

with all that said i think the headlines that appear in the box on the frontpage should be sorted primarily by creation date if

they arn't already, this may be a good temporary solution for old headlines showing up in that box


1dd671  No.77593

>>77589

>>77592

oh and another minor rule i'd like to see is a very strict rule that you must either have an archive of the article or a screen cap

users of /n/ simply shouldn't have to support shit websites if they dont want to


1dd671  No.77595

>>77589

Finally, that was a really retarded decision cripple, think things through before pushing absurd changes in future.

>news board

>maybe I should create obstacles to my users ability to discuss news


1dd671  No.77637

File: 1433624332265.png (549.86 KB, 300x468, 25:39, .png)

DOMO wheels-KUN.

Wondering if we can require news articles to have at least one tag in OP.

This way we can track trending topics and perhaps improve the visibility of less discussed topics while still allowing highly discussed topics to keep themselves alive and available to those who are interested in them.

This would greatly improve the novelty factor of the news and lead to the discussion of a much wider variety of topics.

This way, those who wish to continue a 2-week long discussion about a certain topic in a thread can do so, while those who wish to participate in a wider variety of discussions for a shorter amount of time have the ability to do so as well.

Somehow, I feel like more variety would be more interesting and would attract a larger audience. I don't want to in any way hamper the existing audience, because I think that people should be allowed to discuss stories in greater depth and detail, this can lead to users developing new stories and tying ideas together with an evolving narrative that allows strong ideas to be maintained and give visibility to weak ones to have a much better chance of generating new, interesting discussions.

The old topics and the new topics are then allowed to coexist without either being in danger of displacing the other.


1dd671  No.77638

File: 1433624714001.jpg (Spoiler Image, 110.52 KB, 1058x705, 1058:705, .jpg)

>>77637

Also, wheels-kun, I think tagging would be much more highly utilized by the userbase if it were directly integrated into the UI, like image spoilering.

Tying discussions and ideas together more effectively can allow for cross-board pollination, so that users of one board and thread with an idea being discussed can more easily locate other boards and threads where that idea is also being discussed.


1dd671  No.77641

File: 1433626019528.jpg (831.58 KB, 1066x886, 533:443, .jpg)

And fuck it, while I'm here, I might as well give you this:

In addition to requiring a subject in the subject box, have a "source" box, rather than requiring a hyperlink in the thread.

Hyperlinks to 3rd party sources lead people away from 8ch, which you don't want if you want to increase and maintain traffic.

"Source" material can be a piece of information or a link of any type. So it can be a magnet link to a torrent file, a pdf, anything that doesn't contain executable code.

It could be a hyperlink as well, but hyperlinking to a 3rd party news source is fucking stupid and drives away traffic.

People could be uploading their own data sources and writing their own news right here if you gave them the opportunity.

I'd also suggest keeping the "file" box the way it is on the board, and just add the "Source" box for boards who opt into requiring data sources for accompanying information.


1dd671  No.77655

File: 1433628039876.webm (467.07 KB, 480x360, 4:3, .webm)

>>77641

Give more visibility to user-uploaded data sources rather than 3rd party "stories" written by people who are being financed by a 3rd party.

This can only improve the quality of the discussion on the site and allow 8ch users the ability to evaluate the veracity of the information being disseminated themselves.


1dd671  No.77676

File: 1433641293705.png (345.33 KB, 845x403, 65:31, Maddow326.png)

>You seem to have mistyped the verification, or your CAPTCHA expired. Please fill it out again.

>You seem to have mistyped the verification, or your CAPTCHA expired. Please fill it out again.

>You seem to have mistyped the verification, or your CAPTCHA expired. Please fill it out again.

>You seem to have mistyped the verification, or your CAPTCHA expired. Please fill it out again.

Shouldn't we get rid of the CAPTCHA requirement to post threads on /n/ now that there's a site-wide one already?


1dd671  No.77707

Can someone tell me how to delete a thread when you put a password on it?


1dd671  No.77788

>>77707

same as how you delete your post, click on the dropdown and click "Delete post", if it doesn't work then you're screwed as there's no other way to do it, Hotwheels needs to add a way for your to enter the password when deleting posts


1dd671  No.77789

>>77788

checked

Where is the dropdown


1dd671  No.77802

File: 1433662518872.png (40.37 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 8chan_banner1.png)

don't know if you still need banners or not, but I just made this

+1 for those who know the historical context


1dd671  No.77820

>>77789

>Where is the dropdown

It's the right pointing arrow next to the poster name (usually Anonymous). Click it


1dd671  No.77852

File: 1433729259814-0.png (57.82 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N America Fuck Yeah.png)

File: 1433729259815-1.png (69.71 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Gaddafi with Assad.png)

File: 1433729259828-2.png (72.33 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Barry and Mahmoud.png)

Saw you wanted banners. Are these any good?


1dd671  No.77853

File: 1433729287142-0.png (75.77 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Comparison with pol.png)

File: 1433729287144-1.gif (53.27 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Crime.gif)

File: 1433729287147-2.png (53.58 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Gas the Robin Mead, Grac….png)


1dd671  No.77863

>>77853

I like that last one with the anchor pouring vodka


1dd671  No.77868

>>77641

>writing the news right

here

sounds

HOT


1dd671  No.77872

File: 1433763369122-0.png (49.34 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N All Out.png)

File: 1433763369122-1.png (30.44 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Breaking News 1.png)

File: 1433763369123-2.png (31.47 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Breaking News 2.png)


1dd671  No.77880

>>77589

Thank you


1dd671  No.77883

File: 1433781455145-0.jpg (34.07 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681.jpg)

File: 1433781455145-1.png (66.57 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681.png)


1dd671  No.77885

File: 1433781760520-0.jpg (34.44 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2.jpg)

File: 1433781760520-1.png (66.72 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2.png)

>>77883

If /n/ is not visible enough


1dd671  No.77887

File: 1433782885735-0.jpg (38.69 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2_2.jpg)

File: 1433782885736-1.png (72.05 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2_2.png)

File: 1433782885736-2.jpg (42.02 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2.jpg)


1dd671  No.77888

File: 1433782955827-0.png (72.91 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2.png)

File: 1433782955827-1.png (75.78 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2.png)


1dd671  No.77890

File: 1433783640920-0.jpg (40.94 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2_2_….jpg)

File: 1433783640921-1.png (71.59 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2_2_….png)


1dd671  No.77891

File: 1433783685872-0.jpg (31.99 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2_2_….jpg)

File: 1433783685873-1.png (55.13 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2_2_….png)


1dd671  No.77892

File: 1433784272274-0.jpg (29.47 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2_2_….jpg)

File: 1433784272275-1.png (47.65 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1431299488681_2_2_2_2_2_2_….png)


1dd671  No.77900

Hotwheels, my biggest complaint about /n/ is that names are allowed. Whenever I see a post by Rach I get physically sick to my stomach and my PTSD gets triggered.


1dd671  No.77903

File: 1433798953466-0.png (45.31 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Can't Explain That 1.png)

File: 1433798953467-1.png (52.35 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Can't Explain That Templ….png)

File: 1433798953467-2.png (44.26 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Can't Explain That Templ….png)

>>77883

>>77888

>>77891

>>77892

Great work on these! I like the pretty spooky one the most. The comfy one would look better if you changed the color of "chan" to match the "/n/ - news" text. I like that one as well.

>>77863

I think we should have more actual news-themed banners - shots from news broadcasts, newspapers, and especially newsies (kids who sold newspapers on streetcorners back in the 20's and earlier) if we can find any good pictures of them.

Bill O'Reilly makes excellent fodder for this, since we can put in anything we want. Here's a banner with the template in case anyone wants to run with this. I also made a version of the template with an extended area for text.


1dd671  No.77904

File: 1433799113470-0.png (57.85 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Ron Burgundy 1-3.png)

File: 1433799113470-1.png (59.68 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Ron Burgundy 2.png)

File: 1433799113471-2.png (59.26 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Ron Burgundy 2-2.png)


1dd671  No.77909

File: 1433805808139-0.png (59.13 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Ron Burgundy 2-3.png)

File: 1433805808141-1.png (60.02 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Ron Burgundy 2-4.png)


1dd671  No.77910

File: 1433805840824-0.png (67.5 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Hot as Hell.png)

File: 1433805840825-1.png (63.09 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N It's Gon Rain 2.png)

File: 1433805840825-2.png (60.13 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N It's Raining Dicks.png)


1dd671  No.77919

File: 1433813136156-0.png (36.96 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Thys ys Whyt y Fymynyst Ly….png)

File: 1433813136157-1.png (45.01 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Thys ys Whyt y Fymynyst Ly….png)

>>77853

>>77863

>>77883

I agree with these fine individuals, newscasters are the way to go for /n/ banners. Here's my contribution. Womyn know how to outline text in GIMP, too, stormderps. Deal with it.

>>77802

>8ch.net/n/ beats 4chan

But he was holding up a "Dewey Defeats Truman" newspaper in the original, mocking the paper's ultimately incorrect forecast that the Wrongpublican candidate would win the election based upon faulty polling data. Using that order for the sites plus citing the historical context makes it seem like you're predicting failure for 8chan. Are you?


1dd671  No.77920

File: 1433813322640.jpg (12.27 KB, 190x240, 19:24, Smuglaugh.jpg)

>>77900

>Manpig crying about getting anally annihilated, butt bruised, crapper collapsed, and derriere devastated by the mere existence of a strong, independent womyn in his boyim-only hugbox

Such delicious tears.


1dd671  No.77923

File: 1433815680775.png (47.65 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 1433390096333_2.png)


1dd671  No.77924

File: 1433817069357.png (86.78 KB, 300x100, 3:1, n banner factzone.png)

>>77903

>>77904

>>77909

>>77910

Nice.

I like them I tried to come up with news-related ideas like that but kept drawing a blank.


1dd671  No.77941

File: 1433866308360-0.jpg (3.77 KB, 192x108, 16:9, new is for news.jpg)

File: 1433866308361-1.png (40.07 KB, 600x180, 10:3, new is for news.png)

File: 1433866308361-2.jpg (27.4 KB, 350x263, 350:263, new is for news.jpg)

From the early days of the late, lamented 4chon /new/:


1dd671  No.77942

File: 1433866511392.png (8.76 KB, 300x100, 3:1, check the source.png)

And a warning that still holds true:


1dd671  No.77954

File: 1433877798380.png (460.05 KB, 603x600, 201:200, 1433478723798.png)

>>73297

>>>/operate/23371

/n/ needs a janitor to remove unspoilered porn and combat spam.

Sadly it looks like some anons have hot pocket PTSD and think it would be a power grab.


1dd671  No.77959

>>77954

although i've certainly advocated for just a bit more moderation when it comes to /n/, i dont think they need to go so far as to remove nsfw content.

perhaps the mods should just spoiler it on their own if a user neglects to, this also sorta brings us to the conversation on whether or not /n/

should even be sfw.

for example i'm sure you've seen the mattress girl sex tape, now if we were to implement your idea would you want mods to delete things like

screencaps and webms of the tape. would you want mods to even go as far as to disallow that story from even being posted on /n/ considering the

nsfw nature of the website the video itself is on

this may sound like a good idea at first but then you realized you run into situations like the above scenario.

i think /n/ should be kept as it is for now


1dd671  No.77967

File: 1433891454340.png (459.74 KB, 957x535, 957:535, 1332995116646.png)

The process of posting an OP on /n/ is a pain.

find article

save image from article

copy and paste article title

copy and paste part of article

copy and paste url

select image

fill out verification


1dd671  No.77980

File: 1433901108661.png (12.44 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 8nn_logo.png)

an attempt was made


1dd671  No.77983

File: 1433908597115.png (13.8 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 8NN_logo_taketwo.png)

>>77980

one more


1dd671  No.77984

File: 1433911117029.png (36.98 KB, 358x127, 358:127, 8chan n board banner1.png)

>>77980

>>77983

hello i hope you dont mind but i decided to take a crack at modifying your design a bit

overall i really liked what you had but i felt that it would be much better to just have the infinite sign and the 2 letters

completely separate, i just can't see having them both combined ever looking good


1dd671  No.77986

>>77984

Yeah I realized that the infinity logo being connected made it nearly unrecognizable as the CNN logo.


1dd671  No.78084

can moderation at /n/ get some more attention?

"proper way to shit"

"cartoon characters divorce"

none of this is news


1dd671  No.78090


1dd671  No.78093

realizing there is no moderation on /n/ the shitposters are now spamming the board in their cringe threads and also all types of porn and degeneracy in several other threads


1dd671  No.78094

File: 1433973907148.png (98.3 KB, 618x618, 1:1, 1424823593729.png)


1dd671  No.78104

File: 1433977525014-0.gif (62.21 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Newsies 1 Animated.gif)

File: 1433977525015-1.png (69.79 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Newsies 1.png)

Making good on the newsies idea from earlier.


1dd671  No.78107

File: 1433977708241-0.png (71.81 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Newsies 2-1.png)

File: 1433977708241-1.png (70.49 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Newsies 2-2.png)

File: 1433977708242-2.jpg (28.9 KB, 550x315, 110:63, Newsies.jpg)

>Hey, the guy up front seems vaguely familiar!

Teenage Christian Bale in the 1992 Disney movie Newsies. It becomes more apparent from certain angles. Pic related.


1dd671  No.78108

File: 1433977760527-0.png (55.42 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Newsies 3.png)

File: 1433977760528-1.png (65.35 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Newsies 4-2.png)

File: 1433977760528-2.png (44.53 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Newsies 5.png)


1dd671  No.78109

File: 1433977863863-0.png (71.33 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Gaddafi Chillin' with Hi….png)

File: 1433977863864-1.gif (56.75 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Hitler Reading Paper Ani….gif)


1dd671  No.78776

File: 1434059181223-0.png (31.23 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Brian Williams.png)

File: 1434059181224-1.png (40.98 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Crawler 1.png)

File: 1434059181224-2.png (44.3 KB, 300x100, 3:1, N Crawler 2.png)


1dd671  No.79028

I have a suggestion, on the front page of 8chan, add thumbnails that come with the news if available, on the right of the text. Don't make them big though.

Also, when you hover your mouse over the frontpage displayed news, display the full first post if possible, when you hover your mouse over that specific featured news.


1dd671  No.79037

File: 1434151538636.png (158.02 KB, 416x408, 52:51, Maddow697.png)

>>79028

>Hey HW, make all of these autistismally specific changes just for me!

>Yes, they'd take some time to implement, and no, they'd be of no use to anyone ever, but do it anyway or I'll call you a shill!

This is why so many staff members don't listen to their communities.


1dd671  No.79057

File: 1434157556748.jpg (47.09 KB, 600x673, 600:673, ClydeJackGay.JPG)

>>79037

>>saging a sticky

for what purpose, newfriend?


1dd671  No.79100

>>73377

I'd like avatarfagging a bannable offense and trips turned off.

for obvious reasons


1dd671  No.79241

>>79100

or how about you just learn to hide or ignore posts you don't like?


1dd671  No.80081

>>79037

>being a stupid tripfag cunt

>being so fucking autistic to upload images of the same person each fucking time

>saging a sticky

>trying to correct me when you are retarded

Who's fooling who? Go fuck yourself you trip fagging piece of shit.


1dd671  No.80271

File: 1434244547951.png (308.8 KB, 692x720, 173:180, 1415414922857.png)

>>80081

>falling for trolls

>caring that people troll

newfag


1dd671  No.80900

>>73297

/n/ (and /b/) should be added to the top 25


1dd671  No.81126

File: 1434422365106.png (100.61 KB, 851x511, 851:511, 425GB of Smug.png)


1dd671  No.81140

File: 1434425888471.png (455.68 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, touhou-uniforms_00382779.png)


1dd671  No.81446

get rid of stormfags.

they like purges anyway.


1dd671  No.81454

File: 1434533045255.jpg (26.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, tumblr_ni5h7wCgml1tothago6….jpg)


1dd671  No.81604

File: 1434622940741.jpg (44.2 KB, 590x413, 10:7, the_nazi_fur_army_by_colon….jpg)


1dd671  No.81876

File: 1434781977834.jpg (363.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, qheghoX.jpg)


1dd671  No.81877

File: 1434784218786.png (170.62 KB, 1743x670, 1743:670, news.png)

Threads appear to have an annoying amount of empty or meaningless quotes. Is this a bot, or some other bullshit?


1dd671  No.81878

File: 1434786784884.jpg (73.62 KB, 530x750, 53:75, 1052825.jpg)


1dd671  No.81921

>>80900

now that the top 25 is off by default unless a board owner opts in i dont see why not


1dd671  No.82036

>>81877

Yes, what the fuck is going on, the only reason it's not shitposting is because the posts are blank.


1dd671  No.82063

File: 1434924897900.jpg (49.75 KB, 566x706, 283:353, p0q2.jpg)

thank you for making a news board that isn't run by autistic stormfront mods who ban everything they don't like.


1dd671  No.82113

Kill the jew for deleting all posts every time he sees anti or pro /pol/ discussion for all posters of it.


1dd671  No.82114

YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN BY JEW


1dd671  No.82223

>>81877

It looks like sliding. Take a look through the pages and note what kind of threads are not bumped like that.


1dd671  No.82237

>>82063

this

i enjoy the diversity on n that allows me to express my communist views from a xhir perspective


1dd671  No.82285

>>81877

>>82036

>>82223

Should we start reporting the blank bumps? Doesn't seem like it would make much of a difference as the poster could just shitpost and achieve the same effect.


1dd671  No.82301

>>82285

read the thread

>>81878


1dd671  No.82362

I wanted to make a meta thread to ask what are some good /n/ews sites, but ill just ask it here.

What are some good sites?


1dd671  No.82369

if this user is a spambot it needs to be terminated

if it's a human it needs to be banned and killed >>>/pol/2450881


1dd671  No.82389

>>82362

google will show you what you need if you search specific topics


1dd671  No.82588

>>82301

???

I did.


1dd671  No.82641

get rid of stormfront


1dd671  No.82661

>>82641

>>82641

Go bump some more threads with empty posts.


1dd671  No.82836

File: 1435977761593.jpg (30.66 KB, 720x405, 16:9, 1431908037435.jpg)

>multiple threads on /n/ complaining about the board.

>no one is using the meta thread


1dd671  No.82853

>>82836

Well when the board has a reputation of "this is where we move threads we don't like so we don't need to look at them" is there any surprise people who want their complaints heard would avoid this place?


1dd671  No.82874

>>82853

Heard by who?

Are you implying anyone actually actively moderates /n/?


1dd671  No.82886

No one can find this place anymore. Like who bookmarks shit when your used to having it up front


1dd671  No.82890

File: 1436126980659.png (11.05 KB, 785x207, 785:207, Untitled.png)

>>82874

someone mods the place


1dd671  No.82953

IS WW3 AROUND THE CORNER?

Are us Americans going to have to fight europeans AND muslims?!


1dd671  No.83054

File: 1436386804351.jpg (196.47 KB, 1920x1440, 4:3, blue-girl-fallout-anime-ar….jpg)

>>82953

there is only one side and that's virtuosity

all other participants get killed


1dd671  No.83056

>tfw no more headlines on the home page

Why don't you love us anymore?


1dd671  No.83057

File: 1436388788562.jpg (140.58 KB, 800x600, 4:3, sunk.jpg)

>>83056

*forgot image


1dd671  No.83072

File: 1436412095683.jpg (78.19 KB, 456x320, 57:40, 1435653995577-1.jpg)

>no more headlines on front page


1dd671  No.83073

>>83072

This tbh


1dd671  No.83233

File: 1436512851492.jpg (79.56 KB, 600x455, 120:91, ANimeNazi.jpg)


1dd671  No.83255

Yes! It's back, we got news again


1dd671  No.83300

File: 1436579962554.jpg (19.21 KB, 480x412, 120:103, 2hi6r7d.jpg)

What happened to the 8ch.net homepage where you could see the top 10 threads from /news/ and a list of other 8chan boards?

pls bring it back


1dd671  No.83373

>>77853

Can someone post the original image the third banner was made from?


1dd671  No.83377

File: 1436718554770.jpg (21.86 KB, 533x477, 533:477, 1407380143272.jpg)


1dd671  No.83378

File: 1436718598374.png (209.22 KB, 491x509, 491:509, 2621 backup m8.png)

>>83377

Wow, doubledubs on the first try :o


1dd671  No.83379

File: 1436718624351.png (208.17 KB, 491x509, 491:509, e621.png)

>>83373

here it is


1dd671  No.83399

This is barely relevant but 8chan doesnt appear in google results (with or without safesearch) but random boards from 8chan do appear farther down the list (posting from work right now where I had no problems before, just wanted to let someone know)


1dd671  No.83401

>>83399

Holy shit he's right

There's the twitter account, the wikipedia article, even the fucking subreddit, but no 8ch.net


1dd671  No.83491

File: 1436824863969.png (12.63 KB, 924x27, 308:9, Screen Shot 2015-07-13 at ….png)

you might want to return the news headlines...


1dd671  No.83524

File: 1436885640990.png (55.83 KB, 780x767, 60:59, goo.png)

>>83399

>>83401

??? yes it does

I actually came here to complain about the three fucking ebola-chan threads on page 1 that are just image dumps and that "thank you based X" retardation. Please boat anchor two of them.


1dd671  No.83558

>>83524

Guess it was just temporary

*shrugs*

Its back up for me now but it wasnt at the time of my post (weird)


1dd671  No.83593

>>73297

wheniwiddlemywilly itsalways we me best mates gordon charley and tom;))))WE WAGGLE OUR WILLIES TO THE FULLEST;)))))help me mates mywillyisverypainful!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when ME AND ME MATES are wagglingourWILLIES we stand in a circle and open our beano annual 2003 to the page with the picture of minnie the minxes bum;))))then weWAGGLEOURWILLIESto the FULLEST;))))we stand in a circle and if one of us finnishes our williewaggling we help eachother waggle their willies;)))))MY WILLY IS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im oeff to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwheniwiddlemywilly itsalways we me best mates gordon charley and tom;))))WE WAGGLE OUR WILLIES TO THE FULLEST;)))))help me mates mywillyisverypainful!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when ME AND ME MATES are wagglingourWILLIES we stand in a circle and open our beano annual 2003 to the page with the picture of minnie the minxes bum;))))then weWAGGLEOURWILLIESto the FULLEST;))))we stand in a circle and if one of us finnishes our williewaggling we help eachother waggle their willies;)))))MY WILLY IS PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsdfs


1dd671  No.83615

File: 1437098214826.png (2.47 MB, 4520x7000, 113:175, n_slide_on_07-16-2015.png)

Please reinstate the 48 hour bump lock.


1dd671  No.83671

>>73297

Hotwheels, can we please do something about the captcha bullshit, maybe at the very least make it weekly entries instead of daily. It's annoying on a daily basis, and yeah, it's a small annoyance, but damn it I miss the good old days when we didn't even need that shit.


1dd671  No.83684

>>83615

I agree with you, but I think 48-Hours is a little short. I think any news older than a week should just autosage or become bump locked.

Either way, I do agree that something needs to be done because the slide posting is getting really out of hand.


1dd671  No.83715

Good day, Fredditors. I come as an emissary from Something Awful. We created /intl/ to destroy 8chan just because we can. We've already:

>ruined multiple major boards

>driven away 3 seperate exodus' from reddit

>gotten Cripplewheels banned from all funding sites

>tripled 8chan's server costs

>taken down both 2ch and 8ch in the same day

>done away with all major advertisers

>disabled cripplewheels email

…and we aren't fucking done.

If you don't give into our demands by 12 AM GMT on the 30th we will finish off the site

Our demands are:

1) Send 5 bitcoins to 1A7MLZrwRBNTd2XDi6fMiKgrfHvjw3QxuH

2) Delete the /pol/ board

3) Promote the site's developer, Josh, to head admin of the site and have cripplekike resign.

4) Send an official letter of complete surrender to Gawker

5) Send us a pictures of Cripplewheel's deformed kike penis

If these demands are not met the consequences WILL be dire

Let negotiations proceed. Pic related, I am behind seven proxies. No bans can get to me.


1dd671  No.83737

cool down the hot potato


1dd671  No.83797

>>83671

it is a small price to pay


1dd671  No.83798

hotwheels I had a request, would it be possible to implement a flag system where a board owner could attach an icon to posts by a certain IP address? like a little jewish star on all their posts?


1dd671  No.83799

>>83684

>>83615

News develops and remains relevant for months.

Otherwise we get a lot of those threads like "schoolteacher advocates feminism, lives personal life of capitalism" shitthreads clogging the catalog.


1dd671  No.83815

>>83799

Then there needs to be better moderation to stop slide posts which are becoming a bigger problem everyday.


1dd671  No.83984

>>83799

You well know that the threads being bumped are /pol/ ideology spamming that belongs on /pol/. Look at how many times these threads have been bumped with no new "developments":

>>>/n/53292/

>>>/n/66193/

>>>/n/68346/

>>>/n/37975/

>>>/n/68107/

>>>/n/54771/

>>>/n/72324/

>>>/n/84897/

>>>/n/82153/

>>>/n/74391/

>>>/n/82045/

>>>/n/96576/

>>>/n/78978/

>>>/n/72827/

>>>/n/17600/

Actual current news stories stay on page 1 for a matter of hours before they're buried because someone wanted replies to their pet topic which is effectively a bump lock for new threads.

It's a serious problem for the board.


1dd671  No.83992

>>83984

*gad fucking dammit why do I always fuck up cross linking


1dd671  No.83993

File: 1437775957805.gif (80.53 KB, 300x100, 3:1, npress.gif)

Got a new banner for you guys. Criticism welcome.


1dd671  No.83994

>>83984

*here are the links

please rape my face

>>>/n/53292

>>>/n/66193

>>>/n/68346

>>>/n/37975

>>>/n/68107

>>>/n/54771

>>>/n/72324

>>>/n/84897

>>>/n/82153

>>>/n/74391

>>>/n/82045

>>>/n/96576

>>>/n/78978

>>>/n/72827

>>>/n/17600


1dd671  No.84015

File: 1437782427940.png (76.69 KB, 1145x763, 1145:763, Untitled.png)

aaand WE'RE BACK WITH THE LATEST HEADLINES


1dd671  No.84077

>>83993

if we could see schlomo on some of those thread images it would be perfect


1dd671  No.84080

the inability to post pics from tor is frustrating. I don't see why overchan alows this but not here. This is debilitating my ability to fully express myself freely. I wouldn't even care if there was a delay for tor pic posts for screening.

>inb4 hey fag use a vpn because i wont with all the news the last few years.


1dd671  No.84095

>>83984

>It's a serious problem for the board.

It sure is. In the last week the slide posting has gotten worse.

Does anyone currently mod /n/ or is it just HW?


1dd671  No.84108

>>84080

Blame all the autistic pedos who shit up this place enough as it is.


1dd671  No.84115

>>84095

the board is being allowed to die. the shit people are posting isn't even news anymore. pretty sad stuff, hopefully it gets fixed but there isn't much hope until it does.


1dd671  No.84203

>>84115

it's going to be fixed in infinity next

don't worry


1dd671  No.84245

test


1dd671  No.84298

>>84095

>>84108

the only slide posting im seeing is the type that wouldnt even be posted on the onion


1dd671  No.84316

File: 1438496399041.jpg (136.51 KB, 500x330, 50:33, 1425239723762.jpg)

>>>/n/103932

>>>/n/83562

>>>/n/77654

>>>/n/104959

>>>/n/104927

>>>/n/101697

>>>/n/101695

>>>/n/98888

>>>/n/66922

9 FUCKING EBOLA THREADS

>>>/n/101702

half the posts are about ebola shit.

THIS IS ALL ON THE FIRST PAGE.

surprisingly none on the next though, but there's another on the third, which is the one about the vaccine.

The problem with these threads is that a lot of them are pretty old and are just filled with autists shitposting and not even adding any shit. Also a ton of these were posted on the same fucking day.

People often complain about /pol/ shitting up /n/, but /ebola/ really needs to contain it's shitposting.

It's funny since I'm a western african posting this, but my country's ebola free


1dd671  No.84317

>>84316

was actually >>>/103927

also

>it's shitposting

*its


1dd671  No.84329

>>84203

it wasn't broken in the first place. it just needed a little moderation.

also why are there three separate news boards?


1dd671  No.84332

>>84329

/n/ is site based

the others are all user owned boards


1dd671  No.84333

There seem to be a lot of zero content posts where someone just quotes the OP's post number and bumps the thread with it but doesn't write anything else at all besides that. Is this a common thing on /n/?

>>84332

What does "site-based" mean, i'm curious


1dd671  No.84334

>>84333

Maybe a minimum character limit for every post (not including the quoted post number) would be a good idea


1dd671  No.84343

Rach should be permabanned tbh


1dd671  No.84353

>>84333

It means hotwheels is the direct owner of the default boards such as /n/ /b/ and here and operate

Everywhere else the creator is the board owner unless he becomes inactive. Only the board creators and their volunteers moderate those boards unless someone reports illegal activity such as cp.


1dd671  No.84385

So is it just me, or are banners not showing up anymore?


1dd671  No.84386

>>84385

here's a post by josh: >>>/operate/32734 and here's a post by hw: >>>/operate/32807 explaining the situation

here's another post by josh: >>>/operate/32736 saying they'll be back up when the other server is up


1dd671  No.84418

Can we have something set in place like threads x amount days old get deleted?

Near month old ebola threads are still being bumped by people who are just posting ebola-chan related shit, I swear some bot is bumping the fucking India threads that are just as old also.

I think a fair amount would be 10 days then a thread gets pruned.


1dd671  No.84451

>>84418

we had this earlier called bumplocks

it sucks most events grow and mature


1dd671  No.84489

File: 1439236338039.jpg (440.82 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 100_2242.JPG)

>>73297

MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK sdfMEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK MEIN SACK


1dd671  No.84495

>>84451

Yes, bring back the 48 hour autosaging for one more time. We don't need 1-2 month old news still getting bumped to the top by some retards that don't know how to sage/one jackass still bumping India threads.


1dd671  No.84514


1dd671  No.84524

it appears that >>>/n/ is currently being shitpost raided by retards from >>>/1/

yeah, even more shitposting than usual.


1dd671  No.84556

Too many fucking India threads still being bumped.


1dd671  No.84568

>>84556

Have you tried the /catalog.html option?

Works wonders against sliding.


1dd671  No.84580

What the fuck's going on with /b/ right now?


1dd671  No.84594

>>84580

>What the fuck's going on with /b/ right now?

come to >>>/1/ and find out

>>>/1/

>>>/1/

>>>/1/

>>>/1/


1dd671  No.84667

Someone is bumping month-old threads and then deleting his/her posts.

This is making the front page littered with 1-2 month old threads about fucking India and other irrelevant bullshit that no one cares about.

Can we PLEASE get something like an auto-sage on all threads more than about a week old? that gives the story long enough to mature but keeps shit like this happening.


1dd671  No.84733

File: 1440655423583.png (588.02 KB, 1848x2201, 1848:2201, shills on 8chan.png)

>>73297

this is a problem >>>/operate/35518

>>>/polmeta/8903


1dd671  No.84755

File: 1440777018661-0.png (80.4 KB, 809x386, 809:386, Screen Shot 2015-08-28 at ….png)

File: 1440777018662-1.png (96.17 KB, 970x502, 485:251, Screen Shot 2015-08-28 at ….png)

File: 1440777018663-2.png (51.9 KB, 829x419, 829:419, Screen Shot 2015-08-28 at ….png)

The faggot deleting his own posts is at it again.


1dd671  No.84760

File: 1440807306584.jpg (18.41 KB, 640x418, 320:209, birds-with-arms-31.jpg)

>>84755

>(You)

Is this image real or fake?


1dd671  No.84762

>>84760

It's fucking real.

>>>/n/111277

>>>/n/112251

>>>/n/121722

>>>/n/111672

Scroll to the bottom. These are the threads I made the post int. He'd been going on by himself long before I noticed.

Next time I'll archive his ass


1dd671  No.84763

Actually, >>>/n/111722


1dd671  No.84768

spammer can't delete his posts anymore.

he'll get gassed.


1dd671  No.84793

File: 1440963503956.png (491.77 KB, 1370x611, 1370:611, Untitled.png)

Someone's been busy today.


1dd671  No.84794


1dd671  No.84803

>>73549

>pre-gg people

Definition:

1. pregnant people

2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadu-Gadu

3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tencent_QQ

Why talk incomprehensible gibberish?


1dd671  No.84827

File: 1441223904095-0.gif (908.39 KB, 300x100, 3:1, sucks1.gif)

File: 1441223904101-1.gif (441.31 KB, 300x100, 3:1, output_Rb8mCo.gif)

I hope this isn't too big a file size for a banner. I made a somewhat compressed one too.


1dd671  No.84830

File: 1441235406896-0.gif (938.2 KB, 300x100, 3:1, sucks3.gif)

File: 1441235406896-1.gif (279.16 KB, 300x100, 3:1, sucks3small.gif)

>>84827

Made some more versions.


1dd671  No.84831

File: 1441235450314-0.gif (868.73 KB, 300x100, 3:1, sucks6.gif)

File: 1441235450315-1.gif (307.76 KB, 300x100, 3:1, sucks6small.gif)

>>84830

>>84827

Perhaps the best version.


1dd671  No.84832

File: 1441237020544.gif (266.77 KB, 300x100, 3:1, didThis.gif)

This one is a work in progress.


1dd671  No.84833

File: 1441238184501.gif (521.26 KB, 500x167, 500:167, newsDidThis.gif)

>>84832

Much better


1dd671  No.84834

File: 1441238463531.gif (145.25 KB, 300x100, 3:1, newsDidThisSmall.gif)

>>84833

Whoops, forgot to resize/optimize


1dd671  No.84844

dud


1dd671  No.84846

File: 1441339315697.jpg (778.54 KB, 876x2272, 219:568, imkamfy is a stormfag nazi….jpg)

HW needs to get rid of that ImKamfy mod-kike on /pol/.


1dd671  No.84851

>>84846

This is an /n/ meta thread. Complain about it on /polmeta/ which you did

Also, I'd remove your ip if I were you


1dd671  No.84853

>>84851

It's a dynamic IP that I don't use so I don't really care.


1dd671  No.84861

File: 1441443145680.png (415.5 KB, 1218x602, 87:43, bumplocks.png)

what's going on here?


1dd671  No.84957

Somebody's bumping old shit again, except this time he's not deleting shit...


1dd671  No.84970

>>83399

I have fullchan's main page saved in my favorites and just click on that when I want to do anything on it instead of searching for it, works every time for me. I'm not being a smartass when I say that either, just throwing out an idea. I think Tor lets you have bookmarks too if you use that instead of the regular Internet.


1dd671  No.84975

>>84861

The spammer is trying to slide the board by keeping months old threads alive.


1dd671  No.84986

>>84827

>>84830

>>84831

>>84834

Nice, want these added when the option to edit banners is back.


1dd671  No.84997

File: 1442271097509.jpg (40.03 KB, 305x450, 61:90, image.jpg)

/n/ ought to start organizing it's own journalism, instead of confining itself to reposting and rehashing articles that are days/weeks old by the time someone digs them up.

I'm sure there are more than a few people on 8chan willing to do field journalism, photography, and writing. Maybe it could even develop into its own site that feeds directly back to /n/, with paid staff and everything.

Just a thought.


1dd671  No.85008

File: 1442363938848.webm (6.26 MB, 448x323, 448:323, breath.webm)

>>84997

do it


1dd671  No.85009

File: 1442364029011-0.jpg (161.31 KB, 1600x1078, 800:539, Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose….jpg)

File: 1442364029012-1.jpg (60.95 KB, 570x800, 57:80, bundesarchiv_bild_101i-823….jpg)

File: 1442364029012-2.jpg (14.89 KB, 500x361, 500:361, The-last-photo-taken-of-Ad….jpg)


1dd671  No.85013

>>73297

ATTENTION HOTWEELS

the board that is linked in the heading - /new/ - is labeled as "News (no OP limits)" when it should be "US News"

pls change soon

t. board owner of >>>/new/


1dd671  No.85014

You might want to re-consider that autosage for x amount old threads. While you may have finally cracked down on the blank bump spammer, some other retard is going around and bumping 2 week to month old news with posts rarely pertaining to the threads.


1dd671  No.85016

>>85014

He's at it again. What a faggot.


1dd671  No.85033

File: 1442680532719.png (21.15 KB, 1869x299, 1869:299, 432323255.png)

It's cool that you're working in that infinity next shit but isn't it more important to ensure the current site functions properly?


1dd671  No.85035

So amidst all the lefty vs pol spams I've noticed that none of the fake and dramaticized articles that try to say that all whites are pedos or thugs ever get deleted.

Why is that? Are we in a halfchan situation where lots of spam that breaks the rules is allowed to stay unless there are enough reports on it?

I've noticed a lot of dismissals in the board log therefore I doubt none of these threads are reported, I've reported a handful myself.

Are we going to see an end to this anti white shitposting or is it just pro[xyz] threads that are going to get bumplocked?

I've noticed the same thing for anti black threads. Where the OP calls black people monkeys and nigs these threads rarely get bumplocked.

TLDR Race War in America is allowed but pro anything is bumplocked immediately whether or not people are discussing within it.


1dd671  No.85077

>>85035

Moderation is very hands off, the only stuff being dealt with is nsfw content, non news posts, ghost bumping old threads and spam.


1dd671  No.85128

>>84997

Didn't /pol/ attempt to do something like this back on 4chan?


1dd671  No.85135

File: 1443298510720.png (335.02 KB, 7500x914, 3750:457, caption00002.png)


1dd671  No.85136

File: 1443298591034.png (315.45 KB, 7500x914, 3750:457, caption00002.png)

>>85035

>>85134


1dd671  No.85142

>>85128

There was Times of pol but that seems it might have been originated by Joshua Goldberg.


1dd671  No.85155

File: 1443491111075.mp4 (2.38 MB, 480x480, 1:1, Gay Niggers.mp4)

>>73297

I sucked a nigger cock once what do I do hotwheelz


1dd671  No.85158

>8channel

My sides are orbiting Uranus


1dd671  No.85227

File: 1444245277838.png (4.72 KB, 109x109, 1:1, Tux.png)

>>84834

>>84831

When you gonna make these dope af banners cannon, copypaste?


1dd671  No.85240

WHY CANT I UPLOAD PDFS TO /N/???


1dd671  No.85328

Bumplock for 1 week back?

Poor decision making.

You cave in to the idiots who put up "news" like the one about some random person shooting themselves in the foot. That is not fucking news and you know that is what will stay up on the top pages with your bump lock.


1dd671  No.85330

>>85328

if a thread is being artificially kept on the front pages by blank posts then sage is the best solution.


1dd671  No.85333

File: 1445366057152.png (18.2 KB, 1110x354, 185:59, curry invading n.png)

I'm assuming nobody reads this now that Glorious Leader abandoned us for shekels or whatever, but can we do something about this shit?

Every single day half the threads on /n/ are about shitting on the street


1dd671  No.85338

>>85333

spammer can't do it all, he needs people to respond to his threads, which they do.


1dd671  No.85345

>>85328

>India

who the fuck are you to decide what news is?

go take a shit in hte street you stupid fucking bastard


1dd671  No.85346

>>85333

This is seriously going too far. 11 of 15 threads on the first page of /n/ are now about India. Something has to be done about this.


1dd671  No.85355

>>85345

>>85333

>>85346

Yeah on one hand we have spammers and on the other we have autistic retards who spew hatred with constant repetitive posts about muh race.


1dd671  No.85362

>>85333

I 100% agree with this. There's all these threads that are either shitposting against India or shitposting the shilling of India.

It's really destroying the quality of /n/


1dd671  No.85393

File: 1445835227118.png (455.2 KB, 1548x880, 387:220, 1445829623901.png)

>>85333

autism


1dd671  No.85394

To the mod/owner of /n/

I am a curry myself

I request a limit on the number of curry(India) threads on /n/. Please limit it to 10 at any given time or lower. I'm really embarrassed by that other curry's antics. He is ruining /n/. I'm the one who posted this thread

>>>/n/175371


1dd671  No.85426

Can /n/ please enable the "save image as original filename" reature

>>83993

I know this is months late

It could use an 8chan logo.

>>85333

This.

For now, try to make new threads with other news that belongs on /n/.


1dd671  No.85477

this is a cp spam board, delete it

>>>/qazwsx/

can't report threads out of tor which is retarded


1dd671  No.85556

posting sometimes doesn't rebuild index, fix it faggots, it's annoying


1dd671  No.85628

/n/ is being spammed right now in loads of threads


1dd671  No.85631

>>73515

filter what? all archive links too?

rule cuck detected


1dd671  No.85632

>>85394

uh huh

and I'm also not the guy that put a swastika on my garage door

please ban all neonazis to prevent such hatred

we know the spam of shitposting is an attempt at rulecucking n and everything should point clearly to those shenanigans and the spammers deleted/banned

no that makes no sense faggot why would you restrict all threads because of a large number of shitty ones

you lack logic


1dd671  No.85641

File: 1450324252158.jpg (36.63 KB, 400x320, 5:4, image.jpg)

>>85632

>please ban opinions I don't like

>fucking rulecucks oppressing MUH freedums!

Lolbergs in a nutshell.


1dd671  No.85642

>>73431

This.


1dd671  No.85643

>>73859

Is this bait?


1dd671  No.85652

>>73297

I thought we were switching, was the site down for about a day for nothing?


1dd671  No.85738

File: 1451495010183.jpg (110.4 KB, 490x710, 49:71, 662.jpg)

we should add a wordfilters

india - pakistan

designated shitting streets - go home pajeet

poo - feces

loo - bathroom

any other ideas?


1dd671  No.85771

>>85738

only if they're board specific


1dd671  No.85849

>>84831

>>84834

Come on copypaste, I spent a whole afternoon learning how to make gifs to produce these. >>84986 even thinks they're pretty good. Please add them.


1dd671  No.85929

There's this one guy on /n/ that repeatedly bumps his own threads with one word posts.


1dd671  No.85949

/b/ and /boards.html are returning file not found.

Why?


1dd671  No.86060

>>85929

Yeah, can something be done about this? The mods aren't doing jack shit half the time. Hell this guy is even writing "anti slide" now and nothing's being done about it.


1dd671  No.86145

File: 1465760154063.png (1.72 KB, 296x29, 296:29, what does it do.png)

I just noticed this, but it doesn't seem to do anything for me. What is supposed to happen when I click on it?


1dd671  No.86146

File: 1465852168161.png (35.12 KB, 681x208, 681:208, 1465852117637.png)

>>86145

It creates a screencap of the posts selected.


1dd671  No.86180

File: 1470037835731.png (93.73 KB, 691x485, 691:485, 1470037813679.png)

>>86146

testing


1dd671  No.86262


1dd671  No.86264

>>73297

Hotwheels is a cuck.


8090b7  No.86305

File: 951cd066968ebd1⋯.gif (180.43 KB, 870x680, 87:68, ass cancer.gif)

>>73297

>>/n/ is now in the top 6 so I figured it needed a space for meta posting

and because I'm a mod I can sticky it.


8641e8  No.86317

I have a question

Do boards get autodeteled or what?

I had a board I'd created myself with 2 or 3 posts, I hadn't visited it for months and now is deleted

I'm just curious, I don't really care it was deleted.


b87abf  No.86336

Latex formatting appears to be broken, please restore that feature.


9749df  No.86338

8chan admins, be reasonable, when people access the site using the onion site serve everything through onion sites!! What is the point of the onion site if the images are still served from media.8ch.net and the css from softserve.8ch.net?

Come on, setup a couple of onion subdomains.


c54d9e  No.86363

File: a8999dcab3152b1⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 1681x1024, 1681:1024, 1522145952492.jpg)

File: 31dacae29128507⋯.jpg (830.76 KB, 1149x1024, 1149:1024, 1522159807281.jpg)


000000  No.86409

Kill your fucking onion you incompetent douche bags then kill yourselves


000000  No.86410

Kill your fucking onion you incompetent douche bags then kill yourselves


000000  No.86411

>>86410

seems to b working better now, you ungrateful bunch of slobs.


000000  No.86412

Merge news and newsplus already so we don't have to keep multiple tabs open jesus.


000000  No.86415

Please fix the onion, it's slow and other websites are fast. Clearly something needs to be fixed here.


725bc2  No.86451

Whats the deal with IDs? Once you enable them they wont go away if you disable it?


b5c0d9  No.86467

Why is verification broken




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