>>81284
He's a gnarled up gnome. Do you think I am just going to call him Fred? Fuck no. That's a person's name, he's more like something from Jim Henson studios in the mid 80's.
There's no hatred there, I can't hate somebody with the mass and general shape of a football.
But regular names will not cut it.
And he doesn't give a shit, he's one sneeze away from collapsing his own ribcage, he's basically a leper in saran wrap, I guarantee he's not going to get hurt feelings from nicknames.
He's way, way tougher then you could ever imagine. Every day that he doesn't kill himself is a testament to how hardcore he is.