/meta/ - 8chan Discussion

Step 1: OP goes to gun store

Step 2: OP purchases a M1911

Step 3: OP goes back to his house

Step 4: OP takes the Browning Pill

>>82185

we blame it on /intl/

if everyone reading this posts one emoji every day 8chan will be dead within the week 🐙

>>82188

:-)

This is the best I can do

If you want to kill 8chan, do these things:

>Trigger the hotman and make 8chan as stressful for him as possible, make it a thorn in his everyday life

>Make sure this site isn't worth 2ch keeping and keep doing what you're already doing so they'll want to drop it (don't forget to send convincing emails time to time)

>Try to consume bandwith regularly by using spambots to spam boards you've created, (spam emojis and .webms), max out board options, expand every image, scroll down and refresh after 3 minutes, keep doing this through spambots for hours straight

>The 3 most popular boards are /b/, /v/, and /pol/ (everything else is borderline dead and very slow)

>Keep getting help from the 2hu Syndicate and other anti HW/IRC circlejerk factions to trigger /pol/ and /v/'s autism with shitposts and anime, make it worth it to go back to 4chan or other sites for them, make 8chan not fun to use for them

>/b/ is kind of like Wizardchan and /r9k/ but completely unironic, so remind them daily how pathetic they are, mock them for their interests regularly, trigger them as hard as possible

>Feed into 8chan's paranoia (maybe try to convince them this time it's the FBI or NSA doing this somehow???)

>Fuck with the top board owners and global moderators regularly

>>82190

Oh, also give Hotman a bad reputation. But he's already doing that for himself.

>>82190

I had a plan a few months ago to make an unlisted board and make it look like some huge anti-/pol/ and GG shill operation was going on there. It would have been cool to get Teridax and others to shitpost there. Then after I had a few months worth of posts I'd "leak" it to /pol/ and the faGGots through trickles of screenshots culminating in someone "discovering" the hidden board. Ultimately though I wasn't convinced I'd be able to create and convincingly portray a large enough number of posters and didn't do it.

>>82188

Perfect plan 👌

You guys are fucking dumb. I can think of one easy, funny and completely fullproof method to get rid of hotwheels in a spectacular manner that would probably make international news, and without any risk of legal repercussions to the person or persons who got the ball rolling.

It's like so extremely obvious too.

I don't actually want that to happen to him though or for 8chan to go away, so I'm not even going to give a hint.

I am just really disappointed that none of you possess even one iota of cunning to have thought of it for yourselves.

You really are unimaginative uncreative shitty little people.

>>82190

That's actually pretty effective. Who do you work for?

>>82202

I hate it when faggots like you act so vague. It's not hard to throw this place into disarray, especially when there's plenty of literal autists sitting around with their thumbs in their ass.

I was the guy samefagging the shit out of those /a/ meta threads here a few months ago, and there's retards who are STILL arguing about it.

>>82280

Well I have to be vague, because it's so godamn obvious. There is a perfect storm of situations in hotwheel's RL that make him running a relatively free-speech forum a very exploitable opportunity to completely and irreversibly fuck him over. As in, get him killed. Which is why I won't give any hint, I don't actually want anything to happen to him except for good things, or funny things that I can find out about.

If you actually want this site to die, and you don't see it, you're a complete fool. I like this place and I want it to stick around, and I still see the opportunity to fuck with it as plan as day.

>>82287

No I'm saying you're too stupid to even figure out how, and that's sad and hilarious.

>>82293

Dude don't piss him off he'll throw this place into disarray

>>82293

Dude stop he's going to assassinate Freddit if you keep this up.

>>82188

How do you emjoi?

>>82326

hold ctrl+w and scroll the mouse wheel until you find what you want 🔯

>>82332

:^) you got me

allow shit like this and i'll kill 8chan >>>/pol/2450081

>>82366

look at this spam

>>>/pol/2450639

>>>/pol/2450649

>>>/pol/2450651

>>>/pol/2450657

>>>/pol/2450660

>Proposes ways to kill 8chan

>He doesn't just up and leave already

I stopped coming here altogether when the cripple announced he would happily spread his asshole for Reddit. In fact the only reason I'm here is to see whether or not this site is dead and to browse /cuteboys/.

Polite sage, because it's not like anyone cares enough anymore.