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c9d8b9 No.82310

I'm bored and really drunk so here's all the /pol/ moderator logs I saved up through the end of April. It's pretty long (about 1.1 million characters in length, or 650,000 not counting the reports bot). It would take about 250 posts to copy and paste the whole thing here, so here's 5 pastebin things instead. The first three parts are the actual IRC logs, the other two are a collection of (almost) every report /pol/ received through April, for your entertainment:

logs (without report bot) through 1/24/2015: http://0bin.net/paste/CdNoS5FCYTH83Ogf#DubOPuURTNxVC2Rf4e0raAUcnDqUwaX5okUeLGPx+B8

logs 1/25/2015 - 3/31/2015: http://0bin.net/paste/2cF9p98xD13TOEzd#IPhMrNotmtajaa3uc5BaIn8yvpdmb4L1DTUHlI4Y1C-

logs 4/01/2015 - 4/26/2015: http://0bin.net/paste/tYncAz3n-3SJjIT0#1o+YO7xIA7MbtuEJWPN9kEHpg1wXOnyz1Qdpwr+NuuT

report bot 4/1/2015 - 4/11/2015: http://0bin.net/paste/NsTfDipZ1VnF4GXS#hg9uupKUiwpEcN6a7WFyDVaZat7ynw4GnK44ccbiRMD

report bot 4/11/2015 - 4/26/2015: http://0bin.net/paste/VDdOZmTCOnQbXXXM#O6H6C4OvC-hdiats0DLqHVhU5MvpPZ4Vq+2gQdiMCw9

It's not really relevant to anything anymore, but maybe you'll find some of the things it contains funny or insightful. There's probably stuff in there that isn't common knowledge if you dig around, I dunno I haven't really read through it very closely and I was drunk half the time I was actually posting things.

Enjoy!

ff3a9d No.82312

File: 1435306697943.jpg (166.64 KB, 470x462, 235:231, 47853340_p8_master1200.jpg)

Noice.


797a21 No.82313

w-wha


797a21 No.82314

[00:12] <@copypaste> "English is not my native language" is not an excuse for the kinds of errors he makes

[00:12] <~faggetttss> feck

[00:12] <@copypaste> He's obviously mentally deficient

[00:12] <@copypaste> https://8ch.net/forfree/res/1061.html

[00:13] <@copypaste> Doorways linked wrong.

[00:13] <&Doorways> Noted hotwheels

[00:13] <~faggetttss> nm

[00:13] <~faggetttss> let me read now

[00:13] <~faggetttss> ill digest and get back in a few

[00:13] <@copypaste> OK

[00:13] <@copypaste> His writing actually gives me a headache to read

[00:13] <@copypaste> It's that bad

[00:14] <@copypaste> Fragments, run on sentences, weird spellings of words, no spaces after full stops

[00:14] <@copypaste> Also https://media.8ch.net/forfree/src/1422025431803.png

[00:15] <@copypaste> Do you know who Else capitalizes Random Words in sentences as Emphasis?

[00:15] <@copypaste> Christian Weston Chandler.

[00:15] <@copypaste> Oh, him and Germans. But mostly CWC.

[00:15] <&Doorways> The autism is real

The dick-sucking is real


a6a7bb No.82315

/pol/ vol here, holy fucking shit.


ac2a5c No.82319

>open first link

>4000 lines of meaningless chat

nope nope nope nope.

My love for drama has its limits.


d68026 No.82331

>>82310

>http://0bin.net/paste/CdNoS5FCYTH83Ogf#DubOPuURTNxVC2Rf4e0raAUcnDqUwaX5okUeLGPx+B8

> also, it's good to tell them why they were banned instead of just calling them kikes

fucking lel


f88575 No.82340

CHILLAX BROS, WE HAVE THEIR LEGACIES. THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

[23:24] <&copypaste> btw to everyone worried about new boards "splitting" boards, i really don't get this concern

[23:24] <&copypaste> 8chan has 2k+ boards

[23:24] <@Gnocchi> I give them out of the obvious shitposters using throw away proxies

[23:24] <@Doorways> right now we will decide a set amount of time we should set bans for certain things

[23:24] <&copypaste> yet people stick to the ones they like

[23:24] <@Gnocchi> javohl

[23:24] <&Tryptamine566> the people worried about splitting dont understand 8chan

[23:24] <~faggetttss> ok

[23:24] <&copypaste> yeah

[23:25] <&Tryptamine566> if splitting was a problem it would have ocurred with /int/ already

Adding further evidence as to why /intl/ rustles so many mod jummies.

Pol vol avatarfags on /int/ and becomes unsettled people know who he is from the images he uses. Proceeds to comment on stalking a user's post record. Irony completely flies over his head.

[06:10] <Tryptamine566> there's some autist who occasionally figures out that I'm a /pol/ mod when I make posts on /int/. Apparently the guy keeps track of which images I've used in the past, it's unsettling as fuck

[06:10] <Tryptamine566> >people like that actually exist

[06:10] <Nacht_> wow thats creepy

[06:10] <Tryptamine566> oh, I forgot,, he always uses pepe images in his posts

[06:10] <Tryptamine566> that's why I thought of it

[06:15] <Nacht_> was he that one guy from the screencap I saw once

[06:16] <Nacht_> a mod posted an image of his post record

[06:16] <Nacht_> and it was like 95% pepe

[06:38] <Tryptamine566> it probably was, yeah

[06:38] <Tryptamine566> that sounds like his posting history

>>82314

>mentally crippled midget

>calling others mentally deficient


f88575 No.82341

>>82314

Reminder that this is the irc of the mods of the board that told the genetic dud to fuck off when he attempted a hostile takeover

[01:56] <@copypaste> yes

[01:57] <@copypaste> hi

[01:57] <Tryptamine566> any t-thoughts on all this?

[01:57] <@Nacht_> hmm, maybe itd be better to have a new seperate channel for it

[01:57] <@copypaste> i didn't read it

[01:57] <@copypaste> just came here to ask about the reports thing

[01:57] <@Nacht_> so it doesnt spam reports during conversations

[01:57] <Tryptamine566> cool feature

[01:57] <@Nacht_> we basically want to go back to first exodus moderation

[01:58] <Tryptamine566> pol is going back to lenient moderation btw

[01:58] <@copypaste> glad to hear it (´・ω・`)

>bending over backwards to appease hotdud's circlejerk


f88575 No.82342

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File: 1435340174488-1.webm (775.29 KB, 640x360, 16:9, le based cripple man.webm)

>this gets posted on /intl/

>people begin digging for gold

>board gets spammed again almost immediately

He can start again at any time but every time he starts again is when compromising information about the chan is getting investigated.


bf0ba4 No.82343

>>82319

ctrl-F


d68026 No.82344

>>82340

>CHILLAX BROS, WE HAVE THEIR LEGACIES

>[23:25] <&Tryptamine566> if splitting was a problem it would have ocurred with /int/ already

>Adding further evidence as to why /intl/ rustles so many mod jummies

But that comes from the December-January log , moderation hadn't gone shitty yet

http://0bin.net/paste/CdNoS5FCYTH83Ogf#DubOPuURTNxVC2Rf4e0raAUcnDqUwaX5okUeLGPx+B8

How was them stating that a split wont happen if there isn't the desire to do so incriminating?

>>82341

>[01:58] <Tryptamine566> pol is going back to lenient moderation btw

>[01:58] <@copypaste> glad to hear it (´・ω・`)

That's what we wanted to begin with.


d68026 No.82346

Although it is fairly salient that i found this:

http://0bin.net/paste/CdNoS5FCYTH83Ogf#DubOPuURTNxVC2Rf4e0raAUcnDqUwaX5okUeLGPx+B8

Its early on in the log so its in mid December , /pol/ didn't have the problems yet with overbearing moderation but it does show that HW's believed or belives that people will stay on a board just for the name.

So "just make your own board" is likely just a some indifferent hand waving.

[23:25] <&copypaste> /news+/ is dead and that's fine, if it takes on a live of its own or not doesn't matter

[23:25] <&copypaste> i intend for it to be used for /v/ news, /tech/ news

[23:25] <&copypaste> just a central news site that's all

01[23:25] <&Tryptamine566> news+ is one of the fastest boards though

[23:25] <&copypaste> that's why it's a "special" board

01[23:25] <&Tryptamine566> compared to most

[23:25] <~faggetttss> people will stay for /pol/ because of the name

[23:25] <&copypaste> yeah

[23:25] <@Doorways> wrll I will browse it myself

[23:25] <&copypaste> i like it, the OPs are all nice


f12338 No.82348

>>82344

>it's okay anon, they were exhibiting faggot tendencies then but that was way before they became complete fags


0247cb No.82349

Pastebin three has a lot of material, I'm going to pull out the most concise bits of mod idiocy but I recommend you guys read it in full

Mods cry about how people think they are subversive faggots working against their board culture and go crying for /int/ to give them their marching orders

01[01:10] <Tryptamine566> so, Doorways responded

[01:11] <@Nacht_> ok

01[01:11] <Tryptamine566> Definitely caught wind of this today actually, unfortunately I am away from an internet connection for a long time and when I do have it, it is not very reliable or I need to go to sleep for the next day.

01[01:11] <Tryptamine566> I may need to have a chat with all of you individually before I do anything. This was certainly something I did not want to happen while I was away, however I knew it was a possibility.

01[01:11] <Tryptamine566> I will not comment on this matter until I have come back to my house and express myself without having the worry of losing my internet connection. Hopefully by then the board doesn't go to shit for whatever reason.

01[01:11] <Tryptamine566> w-what do you think it means?

[01:12] <@Nacht_> thats pretty vague

[01:12] <@Nacht_> he doesnt really affirm anything, as far as how he wants it moderated

01[01:13] <Tryptamine566> thats what I thought

01[01:13] <Tryptamine566> I dunno, I guess we have to wait until the 7th before he gives his verdict on things

[01:14] <@Nacht_> I guess so

[01:14] <@Nacht_> which means deleting the anime threads ;-;

01[01:14] <Tryptamine566> anyway, whatever happens, I'm sure things will turn out ok

01[01:16] <Tryptamine566> do you think so? I don't want to cause even more chaos by changing things again

01[01:16] <Tryptamine566> but what are your thoughts?

[01:17] <@Nacht_> I agree with your point about causing chaos, Id personally rather keep it up

01[01:18] <Tryptamine566> I dunno, if there are any full on raids we should definitely take care of that, but right now things seem stable-ish

[01:18] <@Nacht_> yes, I agree with that

[01:19] <@Nacht_> and meta threads, if more are made we should redirect and lock, theres a ton already

[01:19] <@Nacht_> ==for now, I think /int/ is satisfied knowing were both interested in bringing back first exodus /pol/, so I doubt theyre gonna raid again for a while==

01[01:20] <Tryptamine566> yeah, agreed

01[01:21] <Tryptamine566> so, these are just my thoughts:

01[01:22] <Tryptamine566> I guess we should just keep things as is until we find out whether BO wants these changes kept or not now that they've already happened

01[01:22] <Tryptamine566> now that the cat is out of the bag, if we suddenly go back it will look really bad

01[01:23] <Tryptamine566> but we still deal with raids, etc. just like BO used to back in the early days of /pol/

[01:23] <@Nacht_> sounds good

01[01:23] <Tryptamine566> kk

01[01:24] <Tryptamine566> I think /pol/ will be good and a growing board again in the long run


0247cb No.82350

muh memes muh memes give us your dank memes. I remember when we looked down on places like 9gag for obsessing over memes, when did we let those johnsing morons try to become one of us? Also trypt cries like a bitch because people are making jokes at /pol/'s expense, the fucking pansy

01[01:28] <Tryptamine566> they're saying weird things about us in /polpol/ too, I checked just now

[01:29] <@Nacht_> I saw

[01:29] <@Nacht_> it honestly looks like the same 3 people

[01:29] <@Nacht_> shilling for /polpol/

01[01:29] <Tryptamine566> like there's a screencap of that post you made in /int/, and they're saying we've been "compromised" and stuff, and they're making all kinds of connections that don't make complete sense

[01:30] <@Nacht_> look at >>1613903

01[01:30] <Tryptamine566> yeah

[01:30] <@Nacht_> then filter 297076 and 933c86

[01:30] <@Nacht_> and look at how the thread looks then

01[01:31] <Tryptamine566> interesting

01[01:31] <Tryptamine566> if you look at the boards list, /polpol/ has only like 50 UIPs too

01[01:32] <Tryptamine566> that's not even 2% of /pol/

01[01:32] <Tryptamine566> seems like a very vocal minority

[01:33] <@Nacht_> the 3 of them make up probably 50 of the 70 posts per hour in /polpol/ currently, but they're bragging about getting to 70 pph in /polmeta/

01[01:34] <Tryptamine566> yeah, that sounds about right

01[01:40] <Tryptamine566> the thing that was scaring me most about what /pol/ was becoming before is:

01[01:40] <Tryptamine566> that it was starting to discredit right-wing thought on 8chan altogether.

01[01:40] <Tryptamine566> Like, people on /pol/ couldn't joke around anymore, so people on other boards started making fun of them, which, if it kept happening, would eventually kill off things like natsoc from 8chan entirely.

[01:40] <@Nacht_> I hadnt thought of it like that

[01:41] <@Nacht_> but you're right

01[01:41] <Tryptamine566> except for a small group on /pol/

[01:41] <@Nacht_> memes are what spreads to areas outside of /pol/, after all

01[01:41] <Tryptamine566> excatly


f12338 No.82354

>>82350

The only time any of them had any balls was when the admin wasn't watching.

Hotwheels was fucking them over hard, making his own /pol/ with blackjack and hookers while getting his circlejerk of globals to attack the board after a failed coup. This was when hotwheels was high on /int/, took the "hé" pill and made such a faggot of himself the board later blew him the fuck out. That his MO: try too hard to fit in a community, get called a faggot, get his feelings hurt, attack the community that told him to fuck off and move on to leech off of a new community. It happened with krautchan, wizardchan, 4chan, 8/pol/ and 8/intl/

[07:40] <Tryptamine566> faggetttss, from what you said earlier: yeah, I'm pretty pissed at Le Cripple Man too. I guess it's fine to run a board on 8chan any way you'd like, as long as it conforms to copypaste's political beliefs (libertarian) because otherwise he'll turn his rabid fanbase against you and try to shut you down.

[07:40] <Tryptamine566> Have you seen >>>/new/? He went over to it today and gave them his blessing, and he's even advertisting it on >>>/news+/. He's pretty serious about ending /pol/.

[07:40] <Tryptamine566> He must see our logs in IRC, and I'm sure he sees what actions each of us have taken individually on 8chan and what's true and what's false. That should be enough to vindicate us, but instead of looking into it himself, he just decided to believe everything anti-/pol/ people have been telling him.

Later on

[20:04] <Tryptamine566> Also, I was unfair to you earlier today. I was getting frustrated about being the bogeyman of the day for 8chan even though I love the site, it's not your fault at all I just took it out on you because of the /operate/ thread, so I'm sorry.

[20:04] <Tryptamine566> I'm sure you're aware that I'm concerned with the direction /pol/ has been going lately too, and I don't want it to be a hugbox or a board where no fun is allowed, or where we ban people for having the wrong opinions, and I've been trying to work against that happening. I wish you would consider our side of the story; false rumors spread really easily on the internet.

They had a point but went back to begging to be part of the circlejerk again.


3786e9 No.82359

pls give me a tldr on this shit


22e194 No.82361

[16:54] <reports> 5,10Local report on /pol/ by [67542e22f5] on [5b9dd7d7d5]: 'Reporting someone to the NSA Falsely' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1684992.html#1685494 [2 file(s)]

[17:30] <reports> 5,10Local report on /pol/ by [67542e22f5] on [5b9dd7d7d5]: 'Reporting people to NSA for exercizing free speech' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1684992.html#1685589 [1 file(s)]

[23:03] <reports> other sites say we are losers because of all cuck posts who only please niggers fantasies and make whie men seems as losers who is a bigger turn on for cuckolds and niggers, the outrage is pleasure too' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1717154.html#1717154 [0 file(s)]

[23:21] <reports> 5,10Local report on /pol/ by [43214286d9] on [4c558c7735]: 'At least auto-sage automatic sage this thread, cucks and other cancer will want to bump this to life because of cuck outrage pleasure factor' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1717154.html#1717154 [0 file(s)]

[13:20] <reports> 5,10Local report on /pol/ by [2b08077f4d] on [2e88394f1b]: '<p class="body-line ltr ">/int/ trying to get the OP banned. Obviously thread wasn't made by /int/. Check posting history to make sure</p>' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1794642.html#1796489 [0 file(s)]

[18:03] <reports> 5,10Local report on /pol/ by [66376a6fa2] on [628ad98db4]: '<p class="body-line ltr ">Being crude and vulgar in a way neither conducive to discussion or banter</p>' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1796966.html#1798785 [0 file(s)]

[05:00] <reports> 09Local report on /pol/ by [24aee812a1] on [c0da835e90]: 'just ban them m8, its ok to ban people you don't like, or even better - make me a mod, and these fags will be gone in 10 seconds' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1625018.html#1626177 [1 file(s)]

[05:34] <reports> 09Local report on /pol/ by [24aee812a1] on [1a7f132242]: 'just ban them, and the cuckening will be over. No more shitty pol, and no more "rights advocates"' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1625018.html#1626392 [0 file(s)]

[05:39] <reports> 09Local report on /pol/ by [24aee812a1] on [ede62a26d0]: 'shilling now, start banning these people or I will leave pol and you'll have reddit 2.0, with shit posting and liberal propaganda' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1625018.html#1626425 [0 file(s)]

[14:04] <reports> 5,10Local report on /pol/ by [5c2c7329d7] on [8e5cef47b3]: 'Read the thread, its obvious the goons and shills are shilling this thread hard. I have hidden 4 different ID's already, they are trying to be suttle but this post and meme is SA 10/10.' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1691566.html#1692969 [1 file(s)]

[09:04] <reports> 09Local report on /pol/ by [24aee812a1] on [ede62a26d0]: 'le freedom of speech face and the excellent political discussion that results' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1626519.html#1627757 [0 file(s)]

[15:31] <reports> 5,10Local report on /pol/ by [b55ce96d2c] on [4907cb9992]: 'Obvious shitposting slide thread. Don't even give me "muh freedom of speech", because this thread is just shit flinging, and keeping it up only encourages more shitposters and idiots to post these shitty threads.' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1721236.html#1721236 [1 file(s)]

[11:15] <reports> 5,10Local report on /pol/ by [bae7590865] on [848867ec91]: 'IS THIS KIND OF SHITPOSTING WHAT YOU FAGGOT MODS MEANT WITH FREE SPEECH? FUCK YOU!' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1655897.html#1655897 [1 file(s)]

[05:05] <reports> 09Local report on /pol/ by [24aee812a1] on [1a7f132242]: 'discussion based on ridicule is how their gonna use pol from now on, just like what happened with racism in the public. They want free speech, but then use it to ridicule anyone else who is excerising that right. It's not even in they're logic, they obviously need some bans, unless you want

[05:12] <reports> 09Local report on /pol/ by [24aee812a1] on [ede62a26d0]: 'you can still stop it, it won't wash over, they will be back and they will continously misuse free speech' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1625018.html#1626242 [0 file(s)]

[05:25] <reports> 09Local report on /pol/ by [24aee812a1] on [1a7f132242]: 'just spam now, how longer until you realize that they're abusing free speech' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1625018.html#1626339 [1 file(s)]

[06:57] <reports> 09Local report on /pol/ by [24aee812a1] on [ede62a26d0]: 'its time to ban them now, shitposting ain't what free speech should be used for. Don't listen to their dumb ideas' -> https://8ch.net/mod.php?/pol/res/1626519.html#1626959 [0 file(s)]


d68026 No.82365

>>82361

Holy fuck this is vacuous.

>its ok to ban people you don't like

I can't see that being used as a justification for a hug box.

>They want free speech, but then use it to ridicule anyone else who is excerising that right

>"I want to fling shit at people but I don't want them to be able to throw it back"


cfa3a6 No.82370

>>82361

>yfw all these reports were made by one guy

Thanks to no ID on reports we'll never know

Those were during the time when reporting didn't require captcha and it was easy to make a lot of em (still kinda easy now)


d68026 No.82413

>>82370

Well we've known for a while that this mentality came from a vocal minority.


2028fc No.82441

Thank you /pol/ vol!


290828 No.82962

>[01:59] <@Nacht_> me and trypt talked to /int/ a lot earlier

>[01:59] <Tryptamine566> those types of things tend not to last forever

>[01:59] <@Nacht_> I think theyre mostly satisfied

>[01:59] <@copypaste> cool

>[02:00] <@copypaste> i like /int/. lowcard owns it, the first global volunteer on 8chan, kek

>[02:00] <@copypaste> so i am biased

>[02:00] <@copypaste> ( ≖‿≖)


290828 No.82963

[22:23] <@Nacht_> So trypt, why not talk to me first before stabbing me in the back?

[22:23] <@Nacht_> You could have waited to talk with me before outing me to /int/ as the source of all your troubles

[22:26] <@Nacht_> I make a mistake and set someones ban to 3 weeks instead of 2 and this is all the proof you need that he was completely right and dindu nuffin

[22:27] <@Nacht_> >the reason given was apparently some shitposts that were made on /int/: http://archive.today/Hziss

[22:28] <@Nacht_> No, it was for spamming /pol/ with completely off-topic anime and bait threads. My apparent mistake there was not just putting off-topic spam for the reason

[22:29] <@Nacht_> He had 6 threads up, 2 of which were also inciting raids against /christian/

01[00:00] <Tryptamine566> >stabbing you in the back

01[00:00] <Tryptamine566> I reversed a ban that you gave because it violated what Doorways *explicitly* told us to do, and then I told people my thoughts on the matter (without mentioning you by name) you double nigger.

01[00:01] <Tryptamine566> And your reason is shit too, all you wrote for a ban reason was a link to an archived thread on /int/.

01[00:01] <Tryptamine566> Do you know how ridiculous that makes the mods look? At least you could have put "made 6 spam threads" for a ban reason if that was actually the case; but what you did instead was ban someone for 4 weeks for a single line of greentext, with the ban reason being a link to an archive of similar-looking posts on a completely different board.

TRYPT CONFIRMED FOR BACK-STABBING RAT KING

THIS IS WHERE THE /pol/ DREAM BEGAN TO DIE


755df0 No.82966

death to 8chan

hope some homeless flip children eat his disgusting mangled corpse


d787c2 No.82985

who the hell is nacht again?


2a26e8 No.83003

>>82354

you dont need to see dumb irc logs to know this. when baphomet was investigating the pol killing drama, alot of this stuff was made apparent.


04a493 No.83005

Session Start: Thu Jan 29 19:21:14 2015

[22:48] <@imkampfy> how's pol?

[22:49] <@imkampfy> I've been gone since 5ish

[22:49] <~faggetttss> not bad

[22:49] <@imkampfy> I accidentally went on a date :<

[22:49] <~faggetttss> wut

[22:49] <~faggetttss> how....

[22:49] <@imkampfy> yep.

[22:49] <~faggetttss> ok

[22:49] <@imkampfy> I'm officially an asshole.

01[22:50] <Tryptamine566> it weird, there are a llot of peoplle who I strongly suspect to be shitposters but I can't really ban them based on what they've said so I don't :<

01[22:50] <Tryptamine566> holy shit, tell me more imkampfy

[22:50] <@imkampfy> well trypt

[22:50] <~faggetttss> umm

[22:50] <@imkampfy> when a man loves a woman

01[22:50] <Tryptamine566> kek

[22:50] <~faggetttss> what u do?

[22:50] <@imkampfy> Well

[22:50] <~faggetttss> bang then leave

[22:51] <~faggetttss> i know it

[22:51] <@imkampfy> god no

[22:51] <~faggetttss> rip

[22:51] <@imkampfy> like

[22:51] <~faggetttss> oh ok

[22:51] <@imkampfy> "accidentally entered a dating relationship without realizing it"

[22:51] <@imkampfy> fml

01[22:51] <Tryptamine566> "bang then leave" "rip" this is what you tell your children when they ask about the birds and the bees

[22:51] <@imkampfy> it doesn't rain but it pours

[22:51] <@imkampfy> lel

[22:51] <@imkampfy> I wouldn't feel bad about a one night stand tbh

[22:52] <@imkampfy> well hopefully I just get friendzoned

01[22:52] <Tryptamine566> I've been there, not proud ;-;

[22:52] <@imkampfy> so I don't have to choose

[22:53] <@imkampfy> ok so anyway

[22:53] <@imkampfy> an unexpected lift to pick up my car

[22:53] <@imkampfy> turned into wings and drinks

01[22:53] <Tryptamine566> what do you mean

[22:54] <@imkampfy> which turned into goodnight texting with more smiley faces than a goddamn masquerade ball

[22:54] <@imkampfy> no goodnight kiss

[22:54] <@imkampfy> but dat tension

[22:54] <~faggetttss> so

01[22:54] <Tryptamine566> "pretend" you're explaining what you mean to someone who is trashed and listening to nightcore so they keep getting distracted from ehat you actually wrote

[22:54] <~faggetttss> what u do

[22:54] <~faggetttss> is next time u see her

[22:54] <~faggetttss> make sure you shit in your pants

[22:54] <@imkampfy> hahahah

[22:54] <~faggetttss> try to have diarrhea

[22:55] <@imkampfy> but I LIKE her faggetttss

[22:55] <~faggetttss> o

[22:55] <@imkampfy> that's the problem

[22:55] <~faggetttss> nm

[22:55] <@imkampfy> like

[22:55] <@imkampfy> yeah

[22:55] <~faggetttss> maybe she's into that

01[22:55] <Tryptamine566> act like alpha

[22:55] <@imkampfy> I'm an asshole.

[22:55] <~faggetttss> whatever

01[22:55] <Tryptamine566> assume that she likes you, act friendly and confident, try to have sense of humor

[22:55] <~faggetttss> have fun

[22:55] <@imkampfy> ha yeah

[22:55] <@imkampfy> but jesus

01[22:55] <Tryptamine566> you're not an asshole

[22:55] <@imkampfy> like

[22:56] <@imkampfy> fuck couldn't this have happened six months ago

[22:56] <~faggetttss> well it didnt

01[22:56] <Tryptamine566> just forget your emotions

[22:56] <~faggetttss> so have fun

[22:56] <@imkampfy> trypt, I'm sort of seeing another girl right now

01[22:56] <Tryptamine566> oh lol

[22:56] <@imkampfy> oh lawd

01[22:56] <Tryptamine566> exclusively?

[22:56] <~faggetttss> o.O

[22:56] <@imkampfy> fairly serious

[22:57] <@imkampfy> I put on 20lbs of muscle

01[22:57] <Tryptamine566> keep seeing girll you are serious with, rabidly insult girl you're trying to cheat with

[22:57] <@imkampfy> and suddenly my life gets complicated as fuck

[22:57] <@imkampfy> lel

[22:57] <@imkampfy> trypt but I like new girl a LOT

[22:57] <~faggetttss> asct like a complete dick to the new one

01[22:57] <Tryptamine566> don't listen to penis

[22:57] <~faggetttss> and if she likes it

[22:57] <~faggetttss> win win

01[22:57] <Tryptamine566> penis is liaR

[22:57] <@imkampfy> been thinking about getting with her for like

[22:57] <@imkampfy> a year and a half

[22:58] <@imkampfy> and then suddenly

[22:58] <@imkampfy> bam

01[22:58] <Tryptamine566> oh, you've known her for a while?

[22:58] <@imkampfy> yeah

[22:58] <~faggetttss> fickle cunts

01[22:58] <Tryptamine566> fug

[22:58] <@imkampfy> well I never asked her out

[22:58] <@imkampfy> it just happened

[22:58] <@imkampfy> my car was in the shop

[22:58] <@imkampfy> it's a fucking blizzard

[22:58] <@imkampfy> she gave me a lift

[22:58] <@imkampfy> turns into going for drinks

[22:58] <~faggetttss> you said yes

01[22:58] <Tryptamine566> this is complicated, I'd ned to know all of you IRL to know what he best answer is

[22:58] <~faggetttss> every step of the way

[22:58] <@imkampfy> yep

[22:59] <~faggetttss> its ur fault

[22:59] <~faggetttss> :^)


04a493 No.83006

>>83005

[22:59] <@imkampfy> I'm an asshole.

[22:59] <@imkampfy> Yep.

01[22:59] <Tryptamine566> fuck, just, everyone, imkampfy

[22:59] <@imkampfy> lol

01[22:59] <Tryptamine566> everyone

[22:59] <~faggetttss> let the operative question to the new one be 'so, do you do anal'

[23:00] <@imkampfy> lel

[23:00] <~faggetttss> then take it from there

[23:00] <@imkampfy> going on another date in the next few days

[23:00] <@imkampfy> no goodnight kiss but she's the type to take it slow

[23:00] <@imkampfy> and since we already have a professional relationship

[23:00] <~faggetttss> anal by the third

[23:00] <@imkampfy> we can't rush it

[23:00] <@imkampfy> lel

[23:00] <~faggetttss> thats ur goal

[23:01] <@imkampfy> well

[23:01] <@imkampfy> second date better be some heavy makeout sessions bare minimum

01[23:01] <Tryptamine566> tell her about your opinions on the kikes.

01[23:01] <Tryptamine566> I find that to be a pretty good ice opener with girls

[23:01] <~faggetttss> listenb

[23:01] <@imkampfy> lel

[23:01] <~faggetttss> its like looking for a job when u already have one

[23:01] <~faggetttss> easy to be a confident dickhead

[23:01] <~faggetttss> and see how it works out

[23:01] <@imkampfy> yeah

[23:01] <~faggetttss> same with women

[23:01] <~faggetttss> you have a woman

[23:02] <@imkampfy> but I don't want to screw up the professional relationship

[23:02] <@imkampfy> that's the issue

[23:02] <~faggetttss> ur not dependant on the new prospect

[23:02] <~faggetttss> o thats right

[23:02] <~faggetttss> hmmm

[23:02] <@imkampfy> I'm dependent on her doing her job tho

[23:02] <@imkampfy> yeah

[23:02] <~faggetttss> well

[23:02] <~faggetttss> consult an 8ball

[23:02] <~faggetttss> i dunno

[23:02] <@imkampfy> lel

01[23:02] <Tryptamine566> imkampfy, are you in your 20s or your 30s? Because you always sound like you're in your 30s but I can only reallly give advice to people around ~24

[23:02] <~faggetttss> i've been chained down for so long

[23:02] <~faggetttss> i dunno

[23:03] <~faggetttss> i dont have a whole lot of advice

[23:03] <@imkampfy> ha

[23:03] <~faggetttss> maybe later

[23:03] <~faggetttss> :^)

[23:03] <@imkampfy> ehhh

[23:03] <@imkampfy> I'll see how the second date goes

[23:03] <@imkampfy> she seems like the type to friendzone

01[23:03] <Tryptamine566> meh, I'll give whatever advice I can give

[23:03] <@imkampfy> she already said she's really picky

[23:03] <@imkampfy> she's fucking beautiful too

[23:03] <@imkampfy> like, she could be a model

01[23:04] <Tryptamine566> DO NOT LET YOUR PENIS VETO YOUR MIND

[23:04] <~faggetttss> sometimes penis knows better

01[23:04] <Tryptamine566> nope

[23:04] <~faggetttss> people think too much

01[23:04] <Tryptamine566> from experience]

[23:04] <~faggetttss> just do

01[23:04] <Tryptamine566> \trust me

01[23:04] <Tryptamine566> no

01[23:06] <Tryptamine566> there are some really, really, really crazy women out there

01[23:07] <Tryptamine566> monogamy = best ;__;

[23:08] <@imkampfy> lel

01[23:13] <Tryptamine566> is the girl at least hot, imkampfy?

[23:13] <@imkampfy> girl closer to me is smoking hot

[23:13] <@imkampfy> other girl is cute

[23:13] <@imkampfy> the closer girl is a better catch I think

[23:13] <@imkampfy> but other girl is fucking crazy about me

01[23:13] <Tryptamine566> go with closer girl

01[23:14] <Tryptamine566> penis is liar

[23:14] <@imkampfy> haha

01[23:15] <Tryptamine566> remember: peoples' opinions about other people can change on a dime. Go with the more established relationship, especially since I assume you have more in common

[23:16] <@imkampfy> wellll

[23:16] <@imkampfy> I don't really know either that deeply

[23:16] <@imkampfy> that's the trouble

01[23:16] <Tryptamine566> >casual relationships

[23:16] <@imkampfy> >professional relationship that turned into something more TONIGHT

[23:16] <@imkampfy> >intense fling that turned into long distance relationship

[23:17] <@imkampfy> mfw

01[23:17] <Tryptamine566> lol that's hot

01[23:17] <Tryptamine566> go with the one you have a better relationship with

[23:17] <@imkampfy> oh god

[23:17] <@imkampfy> I'll know by date 2 with other girl

[23:17] <@imkampfy> but what pisses me off

[23:18] <@imkampfy> I've had a...

[23:18] <@imkampfy> 3 year?

[23:18] <@imkampfy> 4 year?

[23:18] <@imkampfy> basically dry spell

01[23:18] <Tryptamine566> ok

01[23:18] <Tryptamine566> I give you 3 dates toi decide

[23:18] <@imkampfy> I'd get laid on average every 6 months

[23:18] <@imkampfy> by some random chick

[23:18] <@imkampfy> but that is still a dry spell imo

[23:19] <@imkampfy> some crazy asian chick, some 45 year old cougar, some insane 20 year old

[23:19] <@imkampfy> etc

01[23:19] <Tryptamine566> keklol


04a493 No.83007

>>83006

[23:19] <@imkampfy> but like

[23:19] <@imkampfy> sex doesn't even get GOOD

[23:19] <@imkampfy> until you've been fucking for at least a month or two

[23:20] <@imkampfy> I just want a proper monogamous relationship with awesome sex ;_;

[23:20] <@imkampfy> Like, since I was 17

[23:20] <@imkampfy> not random hookups

[23:20] <@imkampfy> oh well

[23:20] <@imkampfy> take what I can get

[23:20] <@imkampfy> *imkampfy problems*

01[23:21] <Tryptamine566> my history is (since I'm drunk): legit GF who was 23 when I was 18-19, a one night stand who was 34, a mexican chick with e-cup tits who was 21 when I was 23. dry spell lately.

01[23:21] <Tryptamine566> fuck I pressed enter

[23:21] <@imkampfy> sweet

01[23:21] <Tryptamine566> jej

[23:21] <@imkampfy> I started late

01[23:22] <Tryptamine566> same

[23:22] <@imkampfy> I lost count at 20

[23:22] <@imkampfy> I'm probably closer to 30 women than 20 now

[23:22] <@imkampfy> I know some dudes keep track. I know four or five guys who've had more than 100

[23:22] <@imkampfy> so I'm chump change compared to them

01[23:22] <Tryptamine566> >tfw only had actual sex with like 5 women ;__;

[23:22] <@imkampfy> it's the number of times that counts imo

[23:23] <@imkampfy> like

[23:23] <@imkampfy> I had one gf

[23:23] <@imkampfy> for 6 or 8 months

[23:23] <@imkampfy> and we had sex

[23:23] <@imkampfy> probably

[23:23] <@imkampfy> 500 times?

[23:23] <@imkampfy> 600?

[23:23] <@imkampfy> I'm not even kidding

[23:23] <@imkampfy> I honestly don't give a fuck about getting more women

01[23:23] <Tryptamine566> breddy impressive

[23:23] <@imkampfy> as long as the one you're with is good

[23:23] <@imkampfy> that's what counts imo

[23:24] <@imkampfy> I remember the good sex

[23:24] <@imkampfy> the most

[23:24] <@imkampfy> like

[23:24] <@imkampfy> I have to think hard about some random chicks

[23:24] <@imkampfy> but you always remember the BEST sex

[23:24] <@imkampfy> like middle of the night

[23:24] <@imkampfy> you wake up

[23:24] <@imkampfy> horny as fuck

[23:24] <@imkampfy> start playing with her

[23:25] <@imkampfy> she's sort of awake

[23:25] <@imkampfy> slip it in cause she's wet as fuck

[23:25] <@imkampfy> fuck her hard

01[23:25] <Tryptamine566> I'm gonna be honest: I'm kind of burnt-out on long term relationships right noe, at least until I graduate. I've had too many bad experiences

[23:25] <@imkampfy> come

[23:25] <@imkampfy> fall asleep

[23:25] <@imkampfy> she falls asleep too

[23:25] <@imkampfy> middle-of-the-night sex is some of the best sex imo

01[23:25] <Tryptamine566> inb4 doorways releases mod logs

[23:25] <@imkampfy> lel

01[23:26] <Tryptamine566> I would just lel

[23:26] <@imkampfy> did you see the jews talking about me?

[23:26] <@imkampfy> I'm a schizophrenic!

01[23:26] <Tryptamine566> where

[23:26] <@imkampfy> on polmeta

01[23:26] <Tryptamine566> oh, you mean like they do every day

[23:26] <@imkampfy> socrates released the logs

[23:26] <@imkampfy> IRC logs

[23:26] <@imkampfy> of us

[23:26] <@imkampfy> and me tearing him a new one

[23:27] <@imkampfy> so yeah

[23:27] <@imkampfy> they know our names now

01[23:27] <Tryptamine566> "socrates",

01[23:27] <Tryptamine566> lol they can't really even prove he's a mod, if you think about it

[23:27] <@imkampfy> I'm surprised nobody's pm'd me on IRC yet

01[23:27] <Tryptamine566> never had a single pm either

[23:27] <@imkampfy> tbh

[23:28] <@imkampfy> yeah

[23:28] <@imkampfy> so that's interesting imo

01[23:28] <Tryptamine566> nobody except the shillls give a shit

01[23:28] <Tryptamine566> probably


a96098 No.83010

>posting fake logs


32f810 No.83084

File: 1436467390883.gif (2.51 MB, 286x258, 143:129, 1433065603495.gif)

>>83010

>trying to damage control.


32e077 No.84081


243e4c No.85365

I'm going to have to check these later just to reminisce about some of my hilarious reports that seemed to piss them off to no end. Double-fun if they whined and speculated I was a kike in their IRC

I fucking hate /pol/ vols to this day, even after ownership changed.


d134f4 No.85371

someone repost links


200772 No.85903

bump


319ddf No.85905

>404




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