Session Start: Thu Jan 29 19:21:14 2015
[22:48] <@imkampfy> how's pol?
[22:49] <@imkampfy> I've been gone since 5ish
[22:49] <~faggetttss> not bad
[22:49] <@imkampfy> I accidentally went on a date :<
[22:49] <~faggetttss> wut
[22:49] <~faggetttss> how....
[22:49] <@imkampfy> yep.
[22:49] <~faggetttss> ok
[22:49] <@imkampfy> I'm officially an asshole.
01[22:50] <Tryptamine566> it weird, there are a llot of peoplle who I strongly suspect to be shitposters but I can't really ban them based on what they've said so I don't :<
01[22:50] <Tryptamine566> holy shit, tell me more imkampfy
[22:50] <@imkampfy> well trypt
[22:50] <~faggetttss> umm
[22:50] <@imkampfy> when a man loves a woman
01[22:50] <Tryptamine566> kek
[22:50] <~faggetttss> what u do?
[22:50] <@imkampfy> Well
[22:50] <~faggetttss> bang then leave
[22:51] <~faggetttss> i know it
[22:51] <@imkampfy> god no
[22:51] <~faggetttss> rip
[22:51] <@imkampfy> like
[22:51] <~faggetttss> oh ok
[22:51] <@imkampfy> "accidentally entered a dating relationship without realizing it"
[22:51] <@imkampfy> fml
01[22:51] <Tryptamine566> "bang then leave" "rip" this is what you tell your children when they ask about the birds and the bees
[22:51] <@imkampfy> it doesn't rain but it pours
[22:51] <@imkampfy> lel
[22:51] <@imkampfy> I wouldn't feel bad about a one night stand tbh
[22:52] <@imkampfy> well hopefully I just get friendzoned
01[22:52] <Tryptamine566> I've been there, not proud ;-;
[22:52] <@imkampfy> so I don't have to choose
[22:53] <@imkampfy> ok so anyway
[22:53] <@imkampfy> an unexpected lift to pick up my car
[22:53] <@imkampfy> turned into wings and drinks
01[22:53] <Tryptamine566> what do you mean
[22:54] <@imkampfy> which turned into goodnight texting with more smiley faces than a goddamn masquerade ball
[22:54] <@imkampfy> no goodnight kiss
[22:54] <@imkampfy> but dat tension
[22:54] <~faggetttss> so
01[22:54] <Tryptamine566> "pretend" you're explaining what you mean to someone who is trashed and listening to nightcore so they keep getting distracted from ehat you actually wrote
[22:54] <~faggetttss> what u do
[22:54] <~faggetttss> is next time u see her
[22:54] <~faggetttss> make sure you shit in your pants
[22:54] <@imkampfy> hahahah
[22:54] <~faggetttss> try to have diarrhea
[22:55] <@imkampfy> but I LIKE her faggetttss
[22:55] <~faggetttss> o
[22:55] <@imkampfy> that's the problem
[22:55] <~faggetttss> nm
[22:55] <@imkampfy> like
[22:55] <@imkampfy> yeah
[22:55] <~faggetttss> maybe she's into that
01[22:55] <Tryptamine566> act like alpha
[22:55] <@imkampfy> I'm an asshole.
[22:55] <~faggetttss> whatever
01[22:55] <Tryptamine566> assume that she likes you, act friendly and confident, try to have sense of humor
[22:55] <~faggetttss> have fun
[22:55] <@imkampfy> ha yeah
[22:55] <@imkampfy> but jesus
01[22:55] <Tryptamine566> you're not an asshole
[22:55] <@imkampfy> like
[22:56] <@imkampfy> fuck couldn't this have happened six months ago
[22:56] <~faggetttss> well it didnt
01[22:56] <Tryptamine566> just forget your emotions
[22:56] <~faggetttss> so have fun
[22:56] <@imkampfy> trypt, I'm sort of seeing another girl right now
01[22:56] <Tryptamine566> oh lol
[22:56] <@imkampfy> oh lawd
01[22:56] <Tryptamine566> exclusively?
[22:56] <~faggetttss> o.O
[22:56] <@imkampfy> fairly serious
[22:57] <@imkampfy> I put on 20lbs of muscle
01[22:57] <Tryptamine566> keep seeing girll you are serious with, rabidly insult girl you're trying to cheat with
[22:57] <@imkampfy> and suddenly my life gets complicated as fuck
[22:57] <@imkampfy> lel
[22:57] <@imkampfy> trypt but I like new girl a LOT
[22:57] <~faggetttss> asct like a complete dick to the new one
01[22:57] <Tryptamine566> don't listen to penis
[22:57] <~faggetttss> and if she likes it
[22:57] <~faggetttss> win win
01[22:57] <Tryptamine566> penis is liaR
[22:57] <@imkampfy> been thinking about getting with her for like
[22:57] <@imkampfy> a year and a half
[22:58] <@imkampfy> and then suddenly
[22:58] <@imkampfy> bam
01[22:58] <Tryptamine566> oh, you've known her for a while?
[22:58] <@imkampfy> yeah
[22:58] <~faggetttss> fickle cunts
01[22:58] <Tryptamine566> fug
[22:58] <@imkampfy> well I never asked her out
[22:58] <@imkampfy> it just happened
[22:58] <@imkampfy> my car was in the shop
[22:58] <@imkampfy> it's a fucking blizzard
[22:58] <@imkampfy> she gave me a lift
[22:58] <@imkampfy> turns into going for drinks
[22:58] <~faggetttss> you said yes
01[22:58] <Tryptamine566> this is complicated, I'd ned to know all of you IRL to know what he best answer is
[22:58] <~faggetttss> every step of the way
[22:58] <@imkampfy> yep
[22:59] <~faggetttss> its ur fault
[22:59] <~faggetttss> :^)