>>82719
But can Hotwheels beat MOOT?
And I'm not talking about moot. No, I'm not talking about Admin of 4chan moot. Hell, I'm not talking about Supreme Faggot MOOT either.
I'm talking about Supreme Faggot moot with infinite memes (including mudkipz, barrel roll, an hero, cieling cat, longcat, LOL catz, caturday, a cat is fine too, kamina's glasses, porkslope turkeyhandle AND atari dumbledore, firin mah lazer, candlej*ck, pedobear, GIRUGAMESH, and the game, as well as access to the memes of Something Awful, ebaumsworld, GameFAQs, YTMND, and Youtube, which gives him access to over 9001 extra memes, and unlimited baneposters each with a 5GB folder of smug anime girl images and unique one-of-a-kind pepes), his two original mods Snacks and Shii (which grant him buffed banhammer and immunity to AIDs, cancer, and cheese pizza, and strikes fear in the heart of trolls) and infinite Anons at his disposal (who have accomplished over a million raids on Habbo Hotel, the Church of Scientology, Hal Turner, Wall Street, and Tumblr and are capable of firing the Low Orbit Ion Cannon on TCP, UDP, and HTTP ports simultaneously), control of both Asuka and Rei, with USAKA tattoed on his chest and ass cheeks, with epic fail guy on speed dial to do the opposite of what he wants and fail at it, won the Time Person of the Year, fucked boxxy, survived getting cucked and carries luggage for Nick Denton's daughter.