Well naturally, we're all 8gaggers here after all.
Have you considered going back to SA to be triggered about your hypocritical attention-whoring there instead?
All across the internet, it is known far and wide that goons can dish it out but cannot take it, and are rapidly losing their ability to efficaciously dish it out due to their metastasizing special snowflake complexes. All of your trumped-up objections to 8chan, all of your feeble and half-baked attempts to SHUT IT DOWN, all of this springs from the one sin of 8chan users:
They have opinions as varied and often shitty and unrealistic as yours, and theirs are different than the official ones you accept, and they disagree with you without apologizing first or caring about your perceived seniority and the vast stores of wisdom you must secretly all have to act so dumb all the time.
8chan isn't a deferential colony of SA, and all of those years and years of spamming tranny and beta threads across /b/ didn't achieve the desired unilateral effect you were sure it would, and…let's be honest…that triggers you. That triggers you so hard you shouldn't go back to Tumblr, you should go back to myspace.