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You're a poseur faggot. Anyone who doesn't like the bands I like is a faggot.

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 No.241

I know these scene kids and they use "mosh" instead of "breakdown" to describe your usual chugachug riff/binary solo/gay metalcore shit. When did this start?

 No.251

>>241
Because "breakdown" is so played out that they want to cover their ass and call it something else

 No.268

Thats the crab stance.

 No.839

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I had to go to this metalcore concert with some guys because I was in their band (long story) & how they "mosh" apparently is by flailing their arms around as fast as they can. Non-ironically

 No.841

is it bad to like all kinds of metal or am i a faggot now

 No.842

>>841
Well, metalcore is actually for faggots, but other than that it's fine.
Who am I to judge though?

 No.843

crab metal

 No.845

>In band
>told a metal band
>okcool.jpg
>it's generic metalcore band #281
>welp, i'll see if I can try to convert them
>putting down some riffs while all they do is talk about stupid shit instead of making product
>show them the "tabs"
>WHERES THE BREAKDOWN
Aaaaand dropped faster than a fat bitch

 No.847

>>845
can I see the "tabs"?

 No.848

>>847
been too long, but it was decent

 No.870

>>845
Call them faggots and explain why Mutiilation is the best band.

 No.878

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I'm a big fan of the way that Allegaeon decided to parody them. Fucking hilarious. Kickass band, too.

 No.882

>>845

Hopefully, someday they will see the error of their ways and convert to true metal.

I used to be a total metalcore/deathcore fag, thinking "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BREAKDOWNS HEAVIEST MUSIC EVER, BLACK METAL GUYS LOOK FUNNY WITH FACEPAINT LOL WTF ARE THEY SATANIC OR SOMETHING? THEY ARE JUST MAD THEY SUCK AT LIFE AND AREN'T COOL LIKE SUICIDE SILENCE."

Then I discovered that it's possible to make music heavy AND creative AND technical. I also finally got over the breakdown addiction, after awhile I realized how retarded it is to just rhythmically chug the same chord for a breakdown while skinny metrosexuals flail their 50 pound bodies around using faux martial arts yet aren't actually trying to hit eachother but dance?

I also realized that there were death/black/thrash metal bands making music that was 10x more complex, unique, and artistic, with actual integrity by serious musicians decades before these faggy troll trendy scenesters came along and played their dumbed down overproduced trash for the retarded mallcore trend kids that won't know the difference.

I think just the older I got, the more I longed for music with actual substance to it. Heavy, but with actual genuine feel and soul to it, not some sort of plastic, novelty, corporate created mix n' mash bullshit.

 No.883

>>878
Allegaeon is great. I pre-ordered their latest and I told their singer, sosee had a bit of a back and forth.

 No.885

>>883
Saw them when they came to town and proposed to Ezra. He said yes, of course. One of their guitarists (Greg) and I also had a conversation about Ghost. Really bunch of cool fucking dudes.

 No.1204

>>878
I'd never heard of them until my friend showed me that video. Instantly one of my favorite bands

 No.1215

>>1204
They're impossible not to love.

 No.2259

>>882
PMRants go

 No.3701

>>241
In the '80's dude! (It was always called mosh)

 No.3705

>>3701
We aren't talking about real metal here, where they can use them effectively. We're talking about this garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsd6S2GKL60

Mallcore fans have recently started referring to that awful breakdown as "mosh."
Which it is not.

 No.3709

>>3705
Oh I don't know, I don't listen to metalcore. I'm straight!

 No.3711

>>3709
Sexual orientation doesn't have anything to do with anything. Rob Halford and Gaahl are master butt bashers, yet they've made some great metal.
The phrases you're looking for are "I'm not a faggot", "I'm not a pussy" and similar.

 No.3720

>>882
too long didn't read

 No.3722

>>3720
It'd help if you learned how.

 No.3759

>>3720
You must read slow as shit. Bet your favorite book is green eggs and ham.



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