No.3655
Put anything that would be humorous to a metalhead. Please keep le ebin 9g0g maymays to a minimum, it'd be better if we post things like humorous interviews of metal musicians, extreme tryhards and extremely shitty metal and/or metalcore/indie rock pretending to be metal.
First of, one of my favourite interviews of the poet that is Paul "Ass Is the Real Deal" Ledney
http://www.voicesfromthedarkside.de/Interviews/PROFANATICA--7056.html No.3660
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No.3663
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All three videos by these guys.
>This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland. The Black Satans.
>Later Masturbørg joined the band because of pity and he became the singing and dancing vocalist of The Black Satans.
>Masturbørg
No.3668
>>3663Black metal parodies are getting boring.
No.3670
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No.3679
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No.3691
>>3670God dammit, I love that band so much.
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No.3742
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No.3792
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John Kerry pays tribute to Havohej
No.3895
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So some years ago there was this competition in sweden to make music for a commercial and shit. And then Dan Swanö and Lord K. Philipson did their thing. Just watch the fucking video it explains everything.
No.3964
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good fun version of master of puppets, and arguably better than the original
No.4283
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watch this with a straight face
No.4289
>>4283
>Hardcore metal screamer
Jesus…
No.4292
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>>3964
have ya heard this one?
No.4295
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I dunno about you folks, but goofy metal like video related always puts a smile on my face.
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No.4307
>>4292
D-did they just out-cheese MANOWAR?!
No.4310
>>4283
WELP
LOOKS LIKE I LOST
THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL FUCKING KEK
No.4522
>>4283
this is so fucking terrible that i will just laugh and hope it will go away
No.4526
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They look like they're having so much fun just dicking around in the snow.
No.4576
>>4283
What metal needs is more degenerates.
No.4585
>>4576
We're all degenerates in the metal scene, just not the faggy kind.
No.4586
>>4283
Is that Alyssa White-Gluz?
No.4587
>>4586
Just got to 4:30… it is.
No.4588
>>4585
>We're all degenerates in the metal scene
Speak for yourself, degenerate
No.4592
>>4588
>implying you aren't a stinky fat fuck that drinks too much
No.4595
>>4592
>hygienic
>skinny
>teetotal
try again, faggot
No.4598
>>4595
You sound like a pussy straitedge hipster.
No.4600
>>4598
Out of those three things I will admit that I'm straight edge, but only when it comes to drugs and alcohol.
No.4675
>>4600
>implying you can get laid
No.4678
>>4675
>he doesn't know about the chloroform trick
No.4682
>>4678
Chloroform? I find tire irons and leather belts work well enough
No.4686
https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/Jewrong/reviews
His Hvis lyset tar oss review will never not be funny to me.
No.4732
>>4295
I thought I was the only one who liked carnival in coal.
No.4861
>>4283
the vntrveness is showing
No.4870
>>4682
>tire iron
Adding an Assult charge on top of the rape one, what a good idea.
>leather belts
Comitting murder/making the target fight back harder.
Which could cause damage that may be hard to hide e.g. bite mark on shoulder, making you more suspicious.
Again what a good idea.
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No.4923
>>4919
Ahura Mazda is a great god
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No.5952
>>4870
What a fag
You're not supposed to avoid doing things just because they don't make sense