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Edgy Faggot 08/16/15 (Sun) 19:54:48 No.4998

http://noisey.vice.com/en_ca/blog/why-are-black-metal-fans-such-elitist-assholes

Why did you hurt the hipster's feelings /metal/?

Edgy Faggot 08/16/15 (Sun) 22:20:45 No.4999

Old article but still funny. The baby can't stand the fact that not every music scene is some hippie fuckparty.

Edgy Faggot 08/16/15 (Sun) 23:06:42 No.5001

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Cry some more baby bitch.

Edgy Faggot 08/17/15 (Mon) 07:23:20 No.5005

>oh no, I just got offended in a bar discussion

>But I want to be metal too!

>I know! I'll just write an article about how silly the black metal scene is and show them how superior I am

>and by the way, my favorite band is black metal because I say so!

Edgy Faggot 08/17/15 (Mon) 09:15:33 No.5006

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>If you only like metal then fine, but there's no reason to hate on others for being more open minded when it comes to music.

>My taste is not shit! I'm just more open-minded than you, you elitist shitlord!

This meme needs to die.

Edgy Faggot 08/17/15 (Mon) 15:54:59 No.5007

>>5006

I'm amazed people still think calling someone an elitist is insulting.

Edgy Faggot 08/17/15 (Mon) 20:21:40 No.5008

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>baaw why can't metal subgenres just get along? ;_;

confirmed for not knowing shit about metal

Edgy Faggot 08/18/15 (Tue) 02:49:44 No.5017

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Can we turn this into a general metal press mockery thread? Here's a retarded article I found recently.

https://archive.is/XCFXY

It's basically talking about how metalheads need to be good proles and surrender themselves to feminism. Most interesting is this bit:

>…the paranoia inspired by the idea that journalists and artists who wanted to explore how to make their localized metal scene more inclusive were an actual threat to the foundation of heavy metal was confusing at best.

Social justice warriors always start by calling for inclusiveness. That sounds all nice and good, but that's how they get their foot in the door. Next thing you know, they'll be demanding diversity quotas at metal concerts and ostracizing bands that refuse to tow the social justice line.

Edgy Faggot 08/20/15 (Thu) 17:18:11 No.5040

>>5017

>Next thing you know, they'll be demanding diversity quotas at metal concerts and ostracizing bands that refuse to tow the social justice line.

Next thing you know they'll have empty beer bottles smashed on their faces.

Edgy Faggot 08/20/15 (Thu) 18:10:12 No.5041

>>4999

wew checked

Edgy Faggot 08/20/15 (Thu) 18:12:22 No.5042

>>4998

Deafheaven is trash, but saying "THEY HAVE SHORT HAIR" is retarded.

Also, here: https://archive.is/JMkxy

Edgy Faggot 08/20/15 (Thu) 18:14:09 No.5043

>literally does the "BUT BLAST BEATS AND HARSH VOCALS" thing

wew lad

Also, "I didn't take it personally". Yet you made this winy article.

Edgy Faggot 08/20/15 (Thu) 18:14:37 No.5044

*whiny

i hate flood detection

Edgy Faggot 08/20/15 (Thu) 18:46:52 No.5045

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>>5040

>Next thing you know they'll have empty beer bottles smashed on their faces.

Edgy Faggot 08/21/15 (Fri) 01:46:18 No.5050

http://noisey.vice.com/en_ca/blog/what-one-life-crew-taught-me-about-hardcore

Oh of course he's a hardcore fan.

Edgy Faggot 08/22/15 (Sat) 13:53:05 No.5060

>>5017

DMU is my new favorite site.

Edgy Faggot 08/24/15 (Mon) 23:58:50 No.5064

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Here's the latest batch of bullshit from MetalSucks:

https://archive.is/4bXIu

tl;dr - A jewish hipster faggot gets triggered by Varg's new RPG book. The article ends with this paragraph:

>Obviously, you shouldn’t buy this book. But if you really want to kick this clown in the balls, go make a donation in his name to a worthy charity like the Shoah Foundation or the Southern Poverty Law Center.

No, that's not a joke. This faggot seriously wants you to donate to an organization that labels anyone that speaks out against the government a "hate group". Judging by the comments section, it looks like /pol/ already found out about it. This comment made me lol hard:

>OY VEY DONATE TO SHOAH SURVIVORS,MY GRANDMA DIED AFTER BEING GASSED 14 TIMES FOR 88 HOURS COMBINED AT AGE OF 6.

Edgy Faggot 08/25/15 (Tue) 05:58:26 No.5065

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>>5064

I've never seen so much butthurt in my life. All that hate, why can't these writers be more open minded?

>Look, I’m not stupid. I know why you clicked on this link. You want to know just how racist this RPG is.

try again

>this game has rules

>fascists tend to like rules

Sorry, I can't read any further than that

>Look, I’m not stupid.

Edgy Faggot 08/28/15 (Fri) 16:22:43 No.5077

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Here's the latest batch of social justice bullshit from the metal scene:

decibelmagazine.com/blog/2015/8/27/low-culture-neill-jameson-on-maybe-not-treating-women-like-sperm-receptacles

Archive link:

https://archive.is/zZ0nY

Pic related. It's Neill Jameson.

Edgy Faggot 08/28/15 (Fri) 17:11:49 No.5078

>>5077

*from the metal press

I am a derp.

Edgy Faggot 08/28/15 (Fri) 22:44:08 No.5080

>>5077

>As a man, I’ve never gone to a show worried that someone was going to grab my dick or give me a drink with some bullshit drug in it. It’s not because I don’t think I’m pretty; it’s because this is shit that doesn't happen to men (I understand someone in the comments section will have a story saying that it does, but for the sake of argument, please shut the fuck up).

>this is shit that doesn't happen to men

>I understand it actually happens to men

>but just shut the fuck up so I can keep eluding myself

tl;dr: the metal scene is rapey but women don't mind it and still go, and now I have to defend them because they are too stupid to understand they shouldn't have fun this way.

Edgy Faggot 08/29/15 (Sat) 04:27:18 No.5082

>>5080

>As a man, I’ve never gone to a show worried that someone was going to grab my dick or give me a drink with some bullshit drug in it

Worried here means that he was hoping it would but it didn't

Edgy Faggot 08/29/15 (Sat) 04:41:19 No.5085

>>5077

Wow, what kind of shit is this? You're in a black metal band for fuck's sake.

Glad I never bought a krieg album.

Edgy Faggot 08/30/15 (Sun) 16:43:51 No.5092

>>5085

American black metal is cancer.

Edgy Faggot 09/01/15 (Tue) 05:08:26 No.5104

>>5085

Krieg is pretty meh, though I somewhat enjoy the albums that Akehenaten was on.

>>5092

>American black metal is cancer.

What about bands like Inquisition and Judas Iscariot? I absolutely love those two.

Edgy Faggot 09/01/15 (Tue) 11:01:21 No.5105

>>5085

He's in a pretense of being a BM band, it's just trendy tryhard garbage. I mean the motherfucker used to be in the supertrendy "supergroup" Twilight.

>>5104

You should check out Paul Ledney, especially Profanatica, he can make some really blasphemous and absolutely savage black metal.

Edgy Faggot 09/01/15 (Tue) 20:19:43 No.5107

>>5105

Meh, I kinda like Xasthur and Malefic was in twilight. Never heard any of twilight's music though, or krieg's. DSBM isn't really my thing.

Edgy Faggot 09/03/15 (Thu) 12:59:27 No.5144

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>mfw these links

Have none of these cunts ever heard of an editor?

If you're going to simply write: "I'm right and you're not; okay, I'm wrong for these reasons, but I'm still going to keep writing" over and over and fucking over, have the decency to keep it under a few hundred pages.

Edgy Faggot 10/10/15 (Sat) 16:41:59 No.5383

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>5017

>We will never see a band like Anal Cunt or Carnivore in this day and age because metal journalists are libshit faggots

Why does god hate us?