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 No.5864

Write a short review of whatever albums you want or currently listening to.

Forgotten Winter - Vinda

9/10. Pretty good summoning worship band from portugal.

 No.5865

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That's not a review, that's a sentence - put some effort in, for Satan's sake!

Why is it "pretty good"?

I've been looking for some atmospheric black stuff, though, so you at least got me to check it out.


 No.5866

>>5864

>Write a short review of whatever albums you want

What if I want an album that isn't out yet or doesn't even have any teaser tracks? I want to hear Master's new An Epiphany of Hate. Can't wait (no rhyme intended)


 No.5867

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>>5865

I am pretty fucking bad when it comes to describing music, but I will try.

If you want some atmospheric black metal I might know quite some stuff (usually one man projects) but not sure if right up your alley, will post here.

Alrakis - Alpha Eri

I am gonna just go ahead and say this album is almost perfect, I would love to compare it to Darkspace but they are actually pretty different, Alrakis feels more mournful and more melodic when compared to darkspace. Best track would be "Gas und staub zwischen den sternen" evocative and dreamy as fuck.

>>5866

Well, of course the thread would only work if you already had the album downloaded and listened I guess.


 No.5868

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Shit! Was thinking of band to recommend to you but suddenly my mind went blank.

I know I have come across many really fucking good black metal projects (under the vein of burzum) that were really good.

Ethereal Shroud - They Became The Falling Ash

I really like this album for some reason, long tracks, only 3 clocking almost an hour, tremelo picking riffs that sound like a blizzard, faint hollowed echoing vocals buried underneath and most likely a drum machine? What I described is pretty much the standard of atmospheric black metal, I very rarely come across crap bands. This album stayed in my mind because it had amazing buildup for a 20 over minute song and melodic as fuck.


 No.5869

>>5867

>I am pretty fucking bad when it comes to describing music, but I will try.

Not shitting on you, m8 - just trying to get more of a discussion going.

Thanks for the recs, too.


 No.5870

>>5867

I don't know much about black metal, to be honest, but I'm finding that this Alpha Eri is very well suited to watching the current Infinity conflagration. Thanks again.


 No.5871

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>>5870

8chan is fucking burning, time for one of my favorite death metal albums

Krisiun - Southern Storm

I don't know what is it about krisiun but their death metal sound is slamming, brutal and at the same time melodic enough so you can remember most of the songs, this is their best album considering the 2 albums that follows this one didn't quite live up to my expectation, if you are fan of vomitory or nile, get this shit.


 No.5872

>>5871

Feel like adding, the reason why I like this band so much is the fucking production on their albums is incredible, you can feel the brutal stomping of the drums and riffs, its production doesn't feel flat and the music is "in your face", I tend to have this problem with death metal bands where because of their recording, tends to not do their music justice.

I think other than krisiun, bands like nile does this really well too, too bad I don't really like nile so much past Annihilation of the wicked.


 No.5873

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"The Tenth Sub Level of Suicide"'s insert touts its music as "Dark Art for the Satanic Elite", a sentiment metalheads would accept as truth and be thoroughly pleased with as an opportunity to hear something vile and putrid, but under the facade of evil lies grease paint and bald-faced teenage arrogance. Billed by the "cutting edge" (read: hipster) Aquarius Records as "pure misanthropic musical mayhem", this band simultaneously fails to meet these proclamations and, worse yet, insult black metal as a genre.

The album lurches forward with some ambient sounds and then Wrest mutters some "nihilistic" phrases, condemning the listener to an hour of audial hell. By that I do not mean "audial hell" in the Abruptum sense of the word (that would be good), but rather from the painful realization that you're going to bear a tedious, meandering album. The music generally drags on and on but always seems like it might go somewhere interesting, like a grubby man that has put you into his rusty van with the promise of candy once you get to his house. You know it's a horrible lie, yet you just can't resist those Swedish fish!

All of the instruments are clear and audible. You can hear the bass plunking away in the background, the drums are clear and not one piece of the kit is too loud, and the guitars are distinct. All would seem well, but no thanks to the obscene amount of delay, reverb, and distortion, the vocals just run into each other, becoming a formless, grating, indistinct whirring that refuses to go away. The production itself is "dark", murky and hollow, but not in the sense of "Pure Fucking Armageddon" where the raw sound was caused by budget constraints which inadvertently made the music sound evil. No, this is simply some San Francisco hipster's idea of what "old school" black metal production should sound like. The insert's boasting of the 4-track which recorded the album underscores the depths of Wrest's arrogance as well as expose his disingenuous attitude towards black metal. How kvlt of you, Jeff! The murkiness hinders the instrumentation and causes it to resemble an esteemless, scrawny, weak janitor.

The riffs themselves are mostly tremolo picked lines, some minor thirds to achieve a depressing sound and power chords for a more traditional sound, all mashed together without any sense of logic, going from one mood to another with no proper transition. It seems as though he scrounged together a few good riffs, threw some filler into the mix, and then rolled a 20 sided die to figure out what order to place them in. I must admit, the opening riff to "Mine Molten Armor" is neat. The bass doesn't always follow the guitars, but you really have to pay attention to hear it. Sometimes it sounds fine, but on a few tracks it has a very "Korn" like feel. You know what I mean, that plunky, too much high end, almost slap bass sound (see Sardoniscorn). The piano adds nothing significant to the atmosphere, and the ambient portions sound like a bunch of half-assed reverberated sounds, with some being played backwards and others just droning on ad infinitum. Songs seem to go someplace, but stop short and lumber about like a drunken bitch struggling to decide which lucky football player to suck off.

This is actually a concept album, a fact that has escapes all too many people. There are ten songs (the ten sub levels of suicide) detailing torment, suicide, depression, and far too many fragmented thoughts. The lyrics read like a morbid fourteen year old girl's LiveJournal who is trying to persuade herself to commit suicide, yet doesn't want to do it because her mind is made of mush (she is a woman, after all). They're often quite childish and come off as disingenuous, as well is incomprehensible at times. Here is an excerpt:

"come with us

you belong to us

kill yourself

you deserve this"

Long ago, I read an interview with Wrest and he said that some kid came into the tattoo parlor where he worked and gave him a copy of Filosofem. He listened to that fifty times, along with Mutiilation's Vampires of Black Imperial Blood and decided that if he took each album to an extreme that he would create the ultimate black metal album. He recognizes the aesthetics of the genre and nothing else. Wrest needs to pick up the latest Stephenie Meyer book, a new vibrator, and leave heavy metal alone.


 No.5883

>>5873

Oh fuck, not YOU again!


 No.5884

>>5873

lol is that from deathmetal.org?


 No.5918

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So they started out only very recently, but they have been getting pretty popular here in polish underground. And for a good reason, too.

The album is a nice, unusual blend of orthodox chanting and black metal. The chants and all church music influences are very obvious, yet they manage not to disturb the black metal feel.

I am yet to see them live, but apparently the musicians are unknown. Metal-achieves only say that they are apparently from well known bands. And I think I've heard someone say that M from Kriegsmaschine and Mgła plays them, which seems probable, although I doubt it's him on vocals.

I've only listened to the album like 3 times up until now, but I will definitely dig into it more.

8,5/10 - it's really fucking good


 No.5919

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I know I will be accused of committing the deadly sin of taking something seriously, but I don't care. I am a bit serious when it comes to Metal because it's important, and has meaning to me.

So I've got a lot to say about this, and not just the audible content. As they are ultimately inseparable, this is my platform for airing all my complaints, all my grievances against this entire package. The show, the creators, its effect in the world, and ultimately the music. So that only leaves the question of where to begin…

To start, the low quality of the show itself is patently offensive. It's obvious that no effort went into any aspect of it. The artwork looks like dog shit and the animation is downright lazy. The coloring is nondescript like every other meritless Adult Swim production. The dialogue is stilted and terrible. The semblance of plot makes no sense whatsoever. The characterization of the band members is completely irrational. The voice acting is pathetic, especially those retarded fake accents. The music is worse than life itself, and more than anything else the show jokes aren't funny! It's one of the most criminally boring TV shows I've ever seen in my life. Any late season episode of any cheesy '80s sitcom is absolutely guaranteed to have far more intentionally humorous moments than any episode of this show. The brief spikes of ultraviolence do absolutely nothing to brighten up its utterly dull pace and are only good for a cheap shock the first time around. 90% of the time there is no movement on screen and nothing is going on except for the lifeless and utterly bland main characters mumbling incoherently about something that doesn't make sense in the first place. Regardless of subject matter, this show is one of the least watchable animated programs ever conceived, being beaten out only by other atrocities from Adult Swim. Despite all that, the lowest point is the supposed "satire" of Metal. It's non-existent.

This isn't satire. Not of Metal, not of the excesses of the rock'n'roll megastar lifestyle, or even of how completely dense idiots sometimes find themselves deep in success. No, there isn't a shred of satire here because that would require the most minimal input of some kind of thought of which there is none in this show. To satire Metal you'd have to actually know something about it. Something real about it! All this show knows is the most negative stereotypes of Metal in existence, but it does not satirize them, rather, it plays them up! Thus the only thing that this show could possibly satire it adamantly refuses to! Here is the most classic example of this show not being satire that plenty of people have pointed it out before: "Burzum's Burgers." Har har har. I'll bet they had to read a whole paragraph from wikipedia to find out there was a Metal band called Burzum. Fintroll's supermarket. Ha! That's some knowledge right there. That's some satire right there. Make me laugh. That's from the first episode, from the very genesis of these proceedings. Not only is it not satire, but it never was from the beginning!


 No.5920

So what is it that's so annoying about this even if it isn't satire? If it isn't genuine satire, then can't we just take it as a joke, as an exaggeration, as a spoof perhaps? Can't we take it in stride and laugh at ourselves? Yes, we could. However consider that every piece of media ever made about Metalheads since Spinal Tap has reinforced the same ideas concerning us over and over again to the point where most people believe it is totally true, to the point where there is no other view of Metalheads except from themselves. That's why this, yet another instance of this age old injury being rubbed yet again, is so aggravating. Consider further that it takes this to the next insulting degree beyond anything before by constantly displaying its completely lack of any real knowledge or understanding of the subject matter. How are we supposed to react to being portrayed as rock stupid? When every movie and book written about us and our ways has given no examples but the worst cases and allowed that to stand as representative of the entire group, how much are we really expected to enjoy having all those negative stereotypes once again taught as truth to the entire world while simultaneously being told how stupid we are?

That Brendon has no genuine love of Metal and thus can only comment on it in this condescending fashion is self-evident. Did you wonder why the show does not treat Metal as a serious genre with a meaningful musical message? Why it, like a disdainful outsider, presents Metal culture as it is described by its detractors and not as it is? Why it plays up negative stereotypes without any glimmer of appreciation for the art form? Have you wondered why it has only negative things to portray about heavy Metal, its listeners, and their shared values? It needs to be that way because Brendon Small isn't a Metalhead, has never been involved in it, and knows nothing about it. The show boils down to an outsider looking in and saying "Boy, you Metalheads sure are stupid", and that's annoying, but the truly sad part is that all the Metalheads guffaw and respond "Yep, you got us pegged all right. We are pretty stupid."

I don't laugh. I say "Fuck you!"

In the true Metal spirit of defiance.


 No.5921

Last, and most certainly least, the music.

So this is what normies (ie: non-Metalheads) think Metal is, huh? No wonder people think Metalheads are retarded. So you see this labeled "Melodic Death Metal". Seems like it should be straight forward enough; Death Metal + melody, not regarding the fact that Death Metal already had melodies by virtue of being music, but whatever, I guess it's supposed to mean even more melody so that preteens and the pedophiles who love them can follow along without having to scream in frustration over any complexity or subtlety in their listening experience, or any edge in its sound, or actual songwriting. It's hard to picture a much more retarded simple formula: "real genre - everything that makes it difficult". Should be a snap. You'd think these musicians could at least reach the pathetically low standard they set for themselves, but no! This doesn’t sound like any kind of Metal, least of all Death Metal, melodic or otherwise! It sounds like something someone might come up with if they read a description of Metal from wikipedia without ever having actually heard it.

What makes it not Metal you ask? Everything! I defy anyone to show me one Metal riff anywhere on this album! I hear percussive, modern rock, and even glam riffs; anything but Metal. Taking plain old boring riffs from any genre and slapping some distortion over them (but not enough to alienate preteen girl listeners of course) does not make them Metal. Nice try but no dice. Actually scratch that; it's a shitty ruse and no one bought it when Acid Bath did it. Metal song writing? Yeah right. There's an hour long breakdown with some lame pop hooks that aren't even catchy! Anyone want to argue the merit of that? Inserting hooks was already pretty shameful, but doing it and failing to even make them decent in pop hook terms is downright embarrassing. That's bad, but it's the vocals and drumming that take the cake. Newsflash: it's not breathiness that makes harsh vocals harsh! Real Metal vocalists don't wheeze into the mic! I'm also completely sure that Metal drummers don't rub sandpaper blocks together in lieu of drumming, as Hoglan apparently did for this recording! It's so dry and weak, you could get a fuller sound tapping your fingers on your desk, recording that, and calling it Metal drumming! Not to mention the fact that it's all stop-and-go bullshit to break your concentration. Is some double bass work supposed to excuse all that and magically make this Death Metal drumming? All this is just a spit in the face to every practitioner of every instrument associated with Metal.


 No.5922

How about the melodic part, then, if Death Metal was beyond their capability then the melodic part should be easier? Yes, this does technically have the melodic part down. Just by virtue of having notes that are played in sequence it does have melody, and yes, by sticking in long Power Metal solos in the middle what is supposed to be Death Metal songs it is following a convention of the Melodic Death Metal genre. Of course it's the dumbest convention ever conceived of mashing together two completely un-matching things in the most nonsensical way possible. Think they did better than the rest of the genre? Believe it or not they actually did! Since this isn't Death Metal, the mixture isn't quite as oil and water as normal. There's your "glass is half full" take. One the other side of that this only further proves its lack of Metalness, and despite fitting together better than the worst of an already terrible subgenre. Melodeath is shit, and somehow, this is even shittier. For one, the solos are the blandest, most insipid solos that a fifth rate Rhapsody clone would be ashamed of. Hell, any 80's glam band that never made it off the ground would be ashamed of these. Just speed up a recording of a guy practicing his scales, layer it on as a new track, and it would be less banal than what is supposed to be the showcasing of Brandon's "skills".

That's just about everything, this has so few musical elements there isn't all to much to talk about. There's the production which is dry and hollow and overdone all at the same time, and the way the guitars sound like they are painfully trying to be extreme but they were limited by how little it dares to stray from modern rock territory, and the lyrics which sound like a fucking joke. Like someone who thought that old joke "rah rah kill your sister rape your mom" was totally serious, but didn't actually want to write anything offensive. "Murmaider murmaider murmaider murmaider…" Seriously? Whether that is supposed to be intimidating or funny, I don't know or care, but it certainly has nothing to do with Metal. The most idiotic one note Brazilian NSBM bands and most awkwardly English speaking foreigners in the entire world have all come up with far more poetic lyrics than this. It's like they weren't even trying (this is a given). Well I'm sure Mr. Small and everyone else involved in this is laughing their asses off thinking about how many Metalheads buy into this garbage. I would too. No dedicated enemy of Metal has ever succeeded as much as Dethklok has at making Metalheads look as stupid as the stereotypes about them by getting them to buy into this stupid show and this stupid CD. If we've come to actually accepting this then we deserve the derision…

That is the only use there is for this, seeing who is a detriment to our movement. Anyone who seriously likes this will be cast out as an enemy of Metal and should head over to the mall to hang out with the other teenyboppers. Get lost, no one in true Metal wants anything to do with you. No exceptions. Really, exposing the false among our ranks is the only good to come of this since anyone who expresses any kind of liking of it is automatically a poser forever. Again, no exceptions. Fuck off.


 No.5923

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 No.5924

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This whole album is good, but this part sticks out the most, it's so fucking heavy for '69.


 No.5925

>>5923

Your funny meme doesn't change the fact that Dethklok's music is boring shit.


 No.5926

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>>5925

>>5922

>>5921

>>5920

>>5919

Well, to be honest I found the show rather anusing, but you're certainly right about the music. It's kind of "metal for people who don't listen to metal". And it most definitely is shit.

But not to let this thread continue as a shitstorm about deathklok, I guess I'll write one more short review aside from Batushka.

So, Kriegsmaschine. Altered states of divinity. A rather simple album. It has solid quality, enough to make out each and every instrument easily, but distorted enough that it doesn't seem like it's new. The composition is rather simple as well, you won't find melodic riffs, you won't find sweep picking solos or anything like that. It's raw, powerful and immersive. I'd recommend at the very least to check out the title song, through the eyes of the blind, or beyond the veil. best pieces in my opinion


 No.5929

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Good to see many people are posting in the thread.

Was listening to this at work, and I haven't had the motivation to write for many days so here goes.

Echoes of the Moon - Entropy

A one man band from USA, worships wolves in the throne room but I find that this guy's riffs in the music to be more simplistic and easy to make out, therefore it is much comfortable to listen to when you compared to other bands of the same genre.

This album clocks over 70 minutes and I really like how the tempo of the music is not too fast, or raw but just nice, great for comfy listening.


 No.5935

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Came up on my playlist at work.

Maya - The Prophecy Is Broken

Hailing from italy, 7/10 album, pretty good. Metal archives lists the genre as symphonic progressive metal but to me it felt more like melodic heavy metal.

Lots of decent tracks with catchy choruses, musically this kinda reminds me of vanden plas, the vocals are decent enough to listen to.


 No.6011

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It's been awhile but now that Jewsh is out for good and hotwheels is fixing our site. Time to continue.

Symphony X - Underworld

Amazing right off the bat when you listen to the 2nd track "Nevermore", I have never been a huge fan of symphony X but this album won over me.

Some comparisons, I used to like their "Paradise Lost" and "The odyssey" albums a lot but over time kinda got bored with them, when "Iconoclast" came out, I felt that it sucked, not enough melody and catchy choruses but this album seems to be perfect.

The classic symphony X is still here with Michael Romeo's amazing guitar licks and Russel Allen's strong vocals but this time they are focusing on separate songs rather than do a concept album and it works.

The best track is "To hell and back" really fucking emotional opener and the song doesn't drop it's awesomeness till the fucking end, almost every other track in this album is memorable, if not for it's bridges and catchy choruses. Definitely recommended to fans of prog metal in general, this is high quality prog metal that is standard with no gimmicks.

On a unrelated note, I also felt like writing some reviews for Dream Theater albums, since their new album just released a few days ago, just felt like I need to get some rants on dream theater out of my system.


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Continued from >>6011

This album, I really wanted to like this album based on these reasons 1) It's the biggest dream theater album thus far 2) Mangini must have already gotten used to his role because he is in the band for more than 4 years 3) It's a bloody concept album, which I haven't seen since metropolis part 2 or six degrees (if you count the 2nd disc)

But once again, this album's flaws are the same as dream theater's recent outputs, which starts to make me wonder maybe it wasn't portnoy alone who drove the band to this direction, they were already out of ideas to begin with! Here are the obvious problems:

1) Too much concept, not enough music

When there is a concept album, what you really need is to set a variety of tones and melodies for the album and what does this album do? Cram a bunch of ballads whenever they needed to narrate something, oh boy, which makes all of the songs sound alike!

2) Childlike story despite it's serious setting

So the music is bland but the story doesn't makes it better, you have a dystopia and yet the characters in this story seems to come out from a disney cartoon. What's up with all those names? and what's with the whole idea of having music being the ultimate solution to freedom? Why drag the story out to 2 discs only to have such a lame conclusion? There is very little struggle and emotional content in the writing let alone the music that is meant to convey this.

3) So other than ballads, what about the other "heavier" tracks?

I have a huge problem with their previous "self-titled" album and that is apart from the 3 minute opener, the rest of the album is pretty crap, and this is considering dream theater hasn't changed their style since six degrees but at least back then, you have a couple of really good songs in each album. This album along with their previous work holds no special songs at all. I think the best track in this album is probably the "dystopia overture" which lets you know in advance what kind of melodies you will get from the whole album, sounds cool because they squeezed all the good parts into 4 minutes but when stretched out to the tracks themselves, it's pretty padded and boring. So yeah long story short dream theater never really did changed their style and even worse is they can't even write semi-good songs such as "breaking all illusions" or "on the backs of angels" from their "A dramatic turn of events" album, which was the album when portnoy first left, describing their lack of creativity getting even worse.

I'd probably rate this a 4/10 if anything it's better than their last album, but the crushing disappointment really hits me, this album could have beaten metropolis part 2 (considering how much I already disliked it) and set a high bar for their musical expertise but I guess I was hoping too much, meanwhile there are a handful of bands emerging that are able to write concept albums that are more varied, dynamic and musically, emotionally superior than what dream theater could. (Haken and Seventh Wonder being a few examples) Shove this album into mediocrity bin.




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