872c1b No.1153[Last 50 Posts]
I'm going to make this a thing and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
872c1b No.1154
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>tfw faster on the draw than anon
28fcc3 No.1155
>>1154I swear, I hate EVERYONE in sft. You're all too goddamn whiney. "BAN HIM, BAN HIM LONGER. BAN HIM EVEN LONGER!" "SUCK MY COCK SUCK HIS COCK" "DON'T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE THAT WE ARE CLEARLY TALKING TO"
00b381 No.1159
>>1155That's the kind of future
/a/ wants us to have.
Also, more reports please.
8f5804 No.1161
I think the user just has a problem with the emoticons and seems to think he's underage
872c1b No.1164
>>1159Your wish is my this is the only one that got me to chuckle. I love it when people report with this reason because I can only assume they're talking about themselves.
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afc1ef No.1207
>>1164I think i have reported severe autism before.
When that duck faggot started to spam threads when /v/ moved from 4chan.
872c1b No.1209
No.>>1207The goose is not loose and never will be.
8f5804 No.1216
>>1209That was me
fuck you
00b381 No.1218
>>1209He was right, though. 872c1b No.1246
>greentext works for reports
28fcc3 No.1265
872c1b No.1268
I really wish people just started reporting good posts, or that there was an alternate report system for best posts, just so I get to see more of the best of /v/ instead of nothing but the worst of it.
Like, I want to gift this poster 4chan gold for being amazing. But I cannot give hugs or thumbs-up, only bans and deletions.
>>1265To be fair he's right.
b7e3f2 No.1270
>>1268>I want to gift this poster 4chan goldThis is who we have in the fucking moderation team of new /v/
Jesus christ
Go back to reddit
Just go, never come back. You are fucking terrible. A fucking reddit faggot as mod of /v/.
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ce16fb No.1275
love you guys
8f5804 No.1276
>>1275>>1245Do red reply boxes mean the user is banned?
d91e3d No.1278
>>1268>just so I get to see more of the best of /v/ instead of nothing but the worst of it.You have no idea what you're missing
8f5804 No.1279
>>1278Why did you delete the post slime?
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8f5804 No.1514
>>1512>report is already a global reportGosh golly how rude! I quite liked the cuck fellow.
78614b No.1525
>this entire thread
872c1b No.1763
deep down 90% of reports are this
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872c1b No.1794
>reporting me for saging a shill thread
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6a0f9d No.1803
>>1792Well, was he Canadian?
872c1b No.1810
>>1803You'd have to ask hotwheels, mods can't see that shit.
605ad6 No.1956
>>1153>opening with a report I made instead of the million other funny reportsWow, rude.
>>1786You should have kept the whole post, that dude was a fucking faggot.
872c1b No.2088
bampu~
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b7e3f2 No.2103
>>2093You should have capped the post he replied to, as well. It even had the fucking bait flag on it.
78614b No.2133
Bumping this shit because I want MOAR
d22e4a No.2136
>>1246That is not strange at all. If you think mods should be free from getting banned for faggotry, you are fucking idiot.
d22e4a No.2137
>>1270Are you surprised that /v/ has the worst mods? Even /fem/ is better moderated.
3d2b91 No.2148
>>1270Are people still complaining about this? Faggots from reddit and other websites are absolutely unavoidable on the chans nowadays, they make up a large part of 8chan's user base, probably. It's pointless complaining to this day. It may have been acceptable to hate them 4 years ago, but that time's long past and everyone and their dog frequents reddit nowadays. Not me, mind you.
3d2b91 No.2149
>>2148oh, didn't realize the post I was replying to was some months old, but my point still stands
872c1b No.2151
>>2148I don't actually frequent reddit either, I was referencing shit like "Purchase a 4chan gold account to view this image."
Like, I have a reddit account with one post, but then I realized the everything about it was terrible and left.
3d2b91 No.2153
>>2151sorry, didn't to imply that you are and take that anon's post as fact, I just think it wouldn't matter that much even if you were
1f4e09 No.2192
>>1206Shit, I think I filed like 30 of these one night when I got pissy at something.
Sorry.
872c1b No.2310
<3
056ba9 No.2511
This thread serves as a brilliant showcases as to why we need /v2/, /v3/, /videogames/, /vidya/, /vi/, etc.
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4217e1 No.2958
>this thread
never change /v/
literally the best baiters and the easiest to bait at the same time.
12d07a No.2959
10/10 thread
872c1b No.3006
dd8d23 No.3018
Give us more.
I remember one guy was arguing with another in a thread once, at one point he claimed he was a great poster who almost never shitposts, then a mod screencapped and posted his post log of pure and constant shitposting and blew him the fuck out for everyone to see.
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773641 No.3285
This is my favorite thread, holy shit
cadee4 No.3287
Is faggotry a bannable offense? Shit son I never knew.
512b8a No.3288
I have so many general faggotry screencaps and reports saved. Should I dump?
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872423 No.3291
>>3288YESeven if some may be mine 512b8a No.3292
most of em are pretty boring. i screencap post histories before i delete spam now, because there's a lot of dindu nuffins appealing bans they really do deserve.
512b8a No.3293
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512b8a No.3296
haha ebin
512b8a No.3297
highest number of bans for a non tripcode user i've ever seen.
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512b8a No.3299
in response to the guy that had an epic meltdown over not vidya
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512b8a No.3303
i think it's funny when people report over arguments about video games.
512b8a No.3304
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cd2f96 No.3317
There are at least 5 off topic threads on the frontpage of /v/ now at any given time. If you're not going to moderate at all and just sit back and laugh at funny messages then you can at least step down from being volunteers.
872423 No.3345
The second one from both of these
>>3295>>3300and the first one from this
>>3303 are a keeper
b7e3f2 No.3370
>>3303Pinko can go fuck himself.
28fcc3 No.3472
/metav/'s report queue is absolutely amazing. I didn't even realize you people were reporting shit.
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75f066 No.3762
>>3472>TFW the first one was mineDid you ban him? He was way too butthurt to not ban for at least how many times he fake stuttered.
f34ec6 No.3763
>>3762nobody ever gets banned from here. its only happened once, and he requested for it
b5f19e No.3767
this thread is the only reason /metav should exist
b5f19e No.3771
>>3763can I get banned for 5 minutes?
75f066 No.4131
>>3763Nobody gets banned? So I could just post unspoilered porn right here and now?
512b8a No.4209
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I was actually pretty surprised to see this ban appeal.
I thought these fags were using VPNs or botnets, since they were posting from "clean" IP's but it turns out it was probably a library computer or something.
The mental image of someone shitposting furiously on /v/ from a library computer is pretty fucking funny.
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b5f19e No.4497
>>4466HAH
Someone else hates Project M fags as mich as myself
4a219a No.4533
4a219a No.4540
Hey mods, can I see my post / ban history on /v/?
The only time I was banned was for posting a hypnotism thread
dd8d23 No.4543
These are fookin great keep it up
512b8a No.4548
>>4540Your IP hash is 80c9ff795c (paste that into the search bar in
http://8ch.net/bans.html)
You've been banned from /baphomet/ for failing a get and /leftypol/ for raiding. you've never been banned from /v/ with this IP
posting history isn't saved and isn't searchable. we actually have to find a post you made to see posting history, so it's not that useful.
Anyone can find their own hash, btw. You just need to make your own board, or post in a board you have volunteer in to check. I think someone should just make a board that lets you check what your hash is.
Post last edited at 2015-02-24 05:48:19
4a219a No.4551
>>4548That /baphomet/ post was actually one of the Superbowl invites
28fcc3 No.4559
>>4548I'm going to say that searching by hash can lead to inaccurate results. I searched my hash and apparently I was banned on /a/. I've never posted on /a/ in my entire life and I don't have any guro images.
1b31d2 No.4563
>>3292>dubs shitters are usually one person spamming every thread they dislike with dubsNot surprising
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512b8a No.4774
"CP"
eaf3f7 No.4814
this is a ten outta ten effort appeal.
3530b4 No.4816