/mg/ - A Single Monster Girl in Particular

And hours later, as I'm fapping, I realize who fits mother most.

Christ-chan

A good, wholesome waifu

Oh hey, I saw you posting this stuff on /pol/, too. I made sure to screencap these pics from that thread.

By the way, Wade Davis probably has to be part of the Pantheon, that or Wadina.

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Kind of sad it was ignored for the most part, but eh, at least someone got a laugh out of it. Thanks for the easy to save caps, that guy spun quite a tapestry from a fine grade thread.

I've been lurking in and out since the holiday was being planned, and do wish to practice it next round. Otherwise I've had my fingers in the /bmw/ pie for a bit. I seem to have a built in knack for summarizing things, boiling them down to one sentence summaries that capture the most of their essence, and so I try to offer my talent to the people that give me the funny.

And no, The Great Wade Davis is on level with JOHN CENA. Champions of great prowess, but of no particular god. It should be noted that there are many gods, like the /fit/ patron Zyzz, who do not hold much sway over the whole but have their own popular mystery cults.

For this purpose I consider Ammit the embodiment of "calling out heresy". A foul faggot, perma-banned, is swallowed whole by the void of her gullet. In this way she is universal. She is the 0 to many 1's, the embodiment of the void that stares back at you.

Oh, and guess which figure fits the Gaia primordial aspect? DESU

Let's see here.

The first race of anon was da NIGGERS in fine suits, worshippers of DESU the primordial waifu. DESU seems to be common of the whole of chandom from Ru to KC to US, much like an Odin figure is common in almost all European myths.

Anon as a whole is tied by the red thread to tumblr. No matter how at odds they are the attraction to the better qualities drives them to each other. We need their expertise, they need our inspiration. Ying and yang.

Much like ye olde mythology there are many pantheons, some deities pulling double duty or wearing another name, or being higher or lower on the totem pole. For instance Pedo Bear has lost his place in chan conscience, but he spurred the race of Spurdo in Finnland. Now after his people have returned they change again, the Pedo Bear being removed entirely, purified into Gondola.

Some champions can gain followers enough to equate themselves to gods. The witches of Tumblr are renown for these personality cults. Say the right words often enough and all can be yours.

We have many epics and sagas, from the Meow Wars that ended usenet to the war to reclaim a meme from Ebaums world, the golden age of /b/, chanology and the ensuing diaspora of /i/, I can think of dozens. This is truly a ripe field for a healthy and enduring religion to be formed.