No.973
This is meant to be a thread to help educate the robots of /r9k/ on Ammit and her ways of JUSTICE once the /monster/-/r9k/ banter thread currently on /r9k/ reaches its post limit and I invite them over here within the OP post of a new banter thread. With any luck, it will bring added strength to Ammit and our religion.
No.974
Current /r9k/ banter/love thread over here: >>>/r9k/90854
No.975
Your goddess is false. Your churches will be burned.
No.976
>>975
Hello, Mr. Crusader. Why not sit down with this nice angel and discuss our beliefs calmly with us instead of jumping to such hasty decisions? We fondly welcome theological debate of all kinds.
No.977
>>976
The large eyes of the eastern devils. You thought you could trick me?
I'll just wait until your kind are in your churches before starting to burn them.
No.978
>>977
You understand that some of the monsters attending our church have the ability to cause spontaneous rain, right?
No.979
>>978
You cannot put out a holy fire.
No.980
>>979
Then if your flames go out, it would be proof that they are not holy, you would realize you are not on a path of JUSTICE after all, and you will finally sit down and discuss our religion with us?
No.981
>>980
A holy flame cannot be put out so that would be impossible, meaning I cannot agree to what you're saying simply because the situation would not occur.
No.982
>>981
Are you going to attempt to start a fire, or are you going to keep chattering on and on?
No.983
>>982
The fire is already rising.
No.984
>>983
If we put out that fire, would you cry?
No.985
>>984
It would be extremely heartbreaking.
No.986
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No.987
No.988
>>987
Ah well. Anyway, the fire is no longer rising, so we may as well talk for a while.
No.989
>>988
You will not convince me, but talk if you want. Obviously I was not praying hard enough.
No.990
>>989
If you were to believe that monster girls were not necessarily demonesses, which of them would you be most inclined to make your wife?
No.991
>>990
None, for I am still devoted to God.
No.992
>>991
We know what your current beliefs are. We're asking a hypothetical question.
Let us put this another way. Out of all monster girls, which one has come closest to providing any sort of temptation for you?
No.993
>>992
Before I joined the church, the ones that provided temptation had green skin. I think they were shorter than myself as well. Anything further?
No.994
>>993
Do you mean goblins?
No.995
>>994
Look similar enough, so yes.
No.996
>>995
What about them tended to tempt you the most?
No.997
>>996
Perhaps the skin color was alluring, or the oddity of a stacked, little woman did something. I don't know. That's in the past. I thought this talk was going to be about your goddess instead of my old sins?
No.998
>>997
I suppose, though good love of any kind for any good monster girl gives our goddess worshipful love as well.
No.999
>>987
>>982
>>984
>>985
>>986
>>987
Just came by to see what fiancé was shilling
didnt expect this glorious exchange
I like writing it with 2 z's, dont ask me why
No.1000
>>999
We both know why you like writing it with two z's. Monsters cannot be fiancés.
No.1001
>>1000
>We both know why you like writing it with two z's
enlighten me oh great and proud Crusader
No.1002
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>>1001
I think I can enlighten you for him.
No.1003
>>999
You mean fiancée. The man is the fiancé, remember?
No.1004
No.1005
>>1004
The pic in that post you just responded to was the enlightenment to begin with.
No.1006
>>1001
You are the creator of specific and demonic "magical realms".
No.1010
This thread just got a new post, but it was deleted or something. What was it? I want to know.
No.1016
>>1010
A banepost that somebody else already made because I'm an idiot that didn't read far enough ahead in the thread.
No.1158
It's nice seeing Crusader-kun still visit /monster/. He's as good at banter as us, too.
No.1159
>>1158
That crazy kike shill is so fun to banter with.