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No.107
'If you could be any Metal Gear character other than Snake or Big Boss, why?'
I would be Raiden for some sweet ass sword skills and to have met Solid Snake.
No.114
Sunny
>loli
>qt
>genius
>can meet both solid and raiden
No.123
Based Miller of course. There are no downsides.
No.124
Ocelot.
>Got to meet both Big Boss and Snake
>The Boss is my biological fucking mother.
>Muh revolver tricks
>Muh triple crossing abilities.
Yes, it has its cons, like getting your hand cut and having personality issues (Liquid Ocelot), but only the idea of being in Ocelot's place when the shit hits the fan in Eastern Europe is orgasmic
No.128
The Boss
>Because I get to die and send Big Boss down the revenge path/give him PTSD
No.185
Shota Mantis
BLACKOUT
No.187
>>185This. He has the best abilities and his personality reflects my autism really well.
No.189
No.191
Ocelot is the best
No.216
Kojima of course
No.224
>raiden
tiny cyborg dick
No.229
>>225Is there porn of this? No.239
Otacon. I'll take the occasional self-pissing if it comes with NEET life, pussy everywhere and building cool robots all day long.
No.270
You fags know that raiden is little more than a head and spinal cord attached to a cyborg right?
no dick
No.272
No.288
>Be a Drebin
>Have a bitchin' company car
>Buy guns from the community
>Modify guns
>Sell guns to the community
>Guns are love
>Guns are life
**Monkey not included
No.318
For some reason, I've always been fond of Gray Fox.
No.345
No.387
Naked Snake
No.442
The darpa chief.
Because fuck you.
No.537
>>442Ocelot because fuck YOU. Alternatively FOX DIE because fuck you doubly.
No.844
One of the random soldiers in MSF or Diamond Dogs recruited by Big Boss. (who doesn't die, preferably)
No.846
None. Because every single of them might have crazy skills but they compensate by having shitty lives.
See Snake, Big Boss, Raiden, Gray Fox and so on.
No.847
>>844This. Working in the mess hall, making sandwiches.
No.1443
>>844
Working in R&D. Making guns all day.
No.1458
>>844
Naked shower fistfights. Who's in?
No.1462
>>225
Wait…..Is Raiden…Earthworm Jim?
No.1478
I'd be Otacon. I always liked him, and I think it would be interesting doing the behind the scenes stuff and support while Snake does his thing on the battlefield.
No.1479
>>1463
mfw cuntboys are my fetish
No.1480
I would pick to be Meryl because she's hot and I'd do nothing but fap to myself all the fucking time
>>123
>There are no downsides.
>no downsides.
losing an eye and almost all of your limbs along with your entire organization that you formed isn't a downside?
No.1486
>>1479
embrace it, it's canon
No.1489
>>1480
in the end it would have been completely worth it, even if i still get murdered before i get to meet solid
No.1490
A would be the nameless soldier from MGS2 who says "A DUD?!", because that resumes my sexual life.
No.1549