No.1216
So wait, does Big Boss just take off and change all his clothes in the middle of a goddamned warzone? Where does he even store all these outfits?
On that note, do the bosses in all games just stand still whenever Snake brings up the codec?
No.1217
Where is the action button irl?
No.1226
No.1227
why sold snak hav time powers an stop to switch wepon
No.1268
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No.1269
>Big Boss woke up with his pants on after a night of sex with EVA
Any explanation?
No.1275
>>1269Maybe they didn't have sex, they just hugged and rolled around for hours until they passed out. Maybe his pants are actually his skin, and he just goes around buttnaked through the whole game.
No.1279
No.1280
Naked Snake has time stopping powers but only to change his clothes
No.1288
>>1275Granted, he completely missed EVA stripping in front of him because he was explaining how cool his gun was.
I think Snake is autistic.
No.1289
>>1288Maybe he had similar situations with the boss. As the boss naturally stripped in front of him during when theh were still student and teacher, maybe Snake acted the same way to EVA as he did with the boss
Or maybe he was reluctant to do Volgin's used goods No.1292
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>>1279Face the facts, you like it.
No.1453
>>1292
He fucked a twelve year old girl in a box on a beach. So face the facts.
No.1454
>>1453
but she wasn't 12
No record of it being canon too
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"Now, Snake, show me what you're made of!"
"I'M ON THE FUCKING PHONE!"
No.1485
>>1288
He totally cockblocks EVA the first time he sees her. But yeah he's a complete autist who will go for any stupid lie people tell him
>>1280
And for the phone