Oi, mate. Welcome to /mlphate/ where all our bitter jaded critics reside to flaunt their rants about FIM and the boot-licking fans they call Hasdrones.
It's preferable that you express your distaste for the show and fandom in an actual charming funny manner, but that's not a necessity. (despite the fact it should be)
>What if I'm a Faustdrone for season 1.
It's alright, you won't be as jaded as the ones who hate the entire show.
Though the common opinion is that S1 is mediocre and S2+ is shit, you can keep in mind that the latter seasons were suppose to improve on season 1.
>What if I just enjoy baiting atheist fans with my le funny assertions that the cartoon is still good.
Considering everyone's long history of fighting with the other fans which enjoy the show… with a lot of circular logic, fallacies and arguments based on bad taste, you'll be eventually booted and every critic will declare themselves the winners, just like the other side used to do back in the day and still does.
>What exactly is this board for?
Actual charming circlejerking, nostalgia feels, show discussion, wishlists/what if dreams, reviewing/analysis, and perhaps writefagging(for script altering), and drawfagging(for comic book making).
So about the comic books…
Greetings from >>>/brony/
All I asked for was a comfy show with a nice world design and actual stuff going on in it.
Did I ask for too mucn?
>implying FiM isn't a top-tier cartoon
>implying it isn't getting even better
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this is the most stupid thing ever
Hey fillies
Why is Twilight such a dork.
They're…. alright. Eh. They kinda stole the shield idea from us.
Scootaloo's is boring, apparently they couldn't think up of anything special for her just like the rest of the fanbase.
They remind me of the G3 cutie marks which were detailed as hell.
For vector flash it's easy to put in tons of details, but how the hell are we gonna see the details without a magnifying glass?
ITT: We post porn and then complain about it.
I'm done, I'm done. First the sjw communist opener, then the autistic Mooncancer and now transgenders.
This show is fully becoming South Park and The Simpsons.
>another ham-fisted villain reformation meant to sell toys
You guys are faggots
Critics
What I got was autism on top of the lack of content.
At least season 5's Scare Master will give me some actual content, even if it will be full of autistic dialogue and jokes.
Let's discuss Luna Eclipsed and Halloween specials.
I have thoroughly hated every single episode of every season.
>mfw new episode
Fixed that 4 u.
G3 with Memebait
So what did you all think of the latest episode?
>What could have been.
If only the show didn't suck ass since day 1.
If only it wasn't owned by Hasbro and wasn't animated by dirty hipster canadians.
I'd love a magical horse show animated by Titmouse and directed by a joint collaboration of Dreamworks, Disney, Hollywood.
Now show me on the doll where the hasdrones touched you.
A cliché plot where Twilight interacts with the version of herself that stayed in Canterlot and never made any friends, rubbed into our faces even further by making this Not-Twilight a Twilight recolour.
We start off with some history-rewriting that not only nearly contradicts half of Twilight's background, but also makes little sense – how would Twilight NOT notice her old friends in Ponyville when we keep seeing them in every other episode? Why, sometimes she passes right by them.
But that's just nitpicking. The real issue comes up with the real meat of the episode, as we listen to the story of Not-Twilight. Apparently, the entire world revolves around the one and only Twilight Sue, and even something as small as not attending a birthday once can send a person into a downwards spiral of self-destruction. And of course, who else than Mary Sparkle could ever fix that problem? Not the other friends, of course - no. Only a princess of Friendship can do something like that, all the while expending miniscule effort, as Not-Twilight changes her opinion and attitude like with a click of a switch.
What did you think of episode 13?
Hasbro ruined griffons with their shitty lazy writing.
Why would you make griffons greedy when you already have an established greedy species?
Why would said greedy griffons also be fucking idiots about it, not understanding basic principles of economics?
Why not go with something more related to griffons, lore-wise? For example, maybe make them a bunch of prideful types, that refuse to accept help from others?
Why are Hasbro writers so shit?
>Mike Vogel editing the scripts.
Hey guise, I think there's something off with the characterization and writing style of Return Of Harmony, it's like they changed directors and producers.
Did anyone else just not like this episode?
I get that it's a joke, but I couldn't find one moment of it amusing; the plot was just all over the place. I was also disappointed with how they handled Lyra and the flower pones.
I'm not saying it ruined anything forever, just that it's not the masterpiece many think it is.