>>67Anon who made this, I made two others and will post the lyrics. I realize my ability to actually produce the music portion of this is extremely limited, so if anyone wants me to do rewrites of anysong to hand off, or if anyone just wants to do them in a non-shit way, let me know. I also have the high rez original files if anyone is interested.
A file for fools:
original -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvNMEuedsJk________________________________
Anons:
Come one, come all!
Open your fly and mountain dews
Post CP and leak some nudes
Come one, come all!
Call fags moot and forgive Jews.
We anons are breaking rules
Come and click the links to …
/d/mod:
Fools!
Once upon a time we never saw a frown
but Gamergate has turned chans upside down
#ShutDown4chan hapened and cries have drown
Never be the same after today!
It seems the old-guard mods have now been released
Swear to god chatlogs looked like Mr. Meeseeks
Come and click the links to show them all as fucking Fools!
Anons:
Fucking Clickbait!
/d/mod:
Suicide tried by Kassie!
Anons:
Love what we hate!
/d/mod:
And now moot is acting crazy
Nigger's ban'd and the future's opaque
Cause of this there are no games to play.
Zoe quin:
Are you alright?
Wizards:
I didn't mean to, I'm sorry.
Zoe Quinn:
Uhh, I mean you've doxxed me.
Wizards:
Hey, what? NO!
Zoe Quinn:
See everyone! Look at the harm done!
By the way, all gamers are trash.
All:
Load a save state!
/d/mod: and Anons:
Beat the meat and blow your load!
All:
Just have to wait!
/d/mod: and Anons:
Surely thier will has to erode
Shout with one voice: We will not obey!
Compared to the Holocaust
On this, the nineteenth of August!
/d/mod: and Anons:
Know nothing cause they will not parley!
/d/mod:
Come one, come all!
Hurry, hurry, here's your chance
With colored hair and no pants
Come one, come all
She who 'taku claims brilliance
Her game jam with cash enscanced
"Dance" Zoe Quinn
"Dance"!
"Look at that disgusting Display." - The colective internet
"Yes Sir!" - Naythan Grayson.
/d/mod:
Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for
Here it is, you know exactly what's in store
Now's the time we finally settle the score
Now's the time we show who are the Fools!
You all remember last years meme?
Doge:
Much Chan, Wow.
/d/mod:
So make journalism with horrible infrighting
Make it so you only advance with cock biting
For the one that's stupidest will be the king of Fools!
Why?
Anons:
Break the third estate!
/d/mod:
Ugly folk, protect you for free!
Anons:
This has to Abate!
/d/mod:
Hot pockets will make you surly.
Anons:
Watch your fucking chinease anime
With your power, dissenters you will slay
Anons:
various boos
What's with /sp/? All the threads are deleted! That's retarted!
It must be the mods from /sp/!
/d/mod:
/pol/acks and /v/irgins, don't panic! We asked for the stupidest man in 4chan.
Here his is, John Morris, the janitor from /sp/!
Former /d/ Mod:
Ev'rybody!
Anons:
Once upon a time we never saw a frown
Former /d/ Mod:
Hail to the king!
Anons:
but Gamergate has turned halfchan upside down
Former /d/ Mod:
Oh, what a king!
Anons:
For this year, the dumbest will wear a crown
Former /d/ Mod:
Girls, post your tits
Anons:
Never be the same after today
Former /d/ Mod:
Hey, inb4 degenerates
All:
And today we revealed the things that we deplore
So we're moving to the chan that's 2-times-four
Once a year we may just drop in
Where the fun is finally stoppin
For the chance to find a good /b/Jay
And pick a king who'll put the "top" in
Topkek Erry Day!
Mad and crazy, upsy-daisy, Topkek Erry Day!