c7faa5 No.129947
Let's have a slime girl thread.
What's your favorite slime girl?
>inb4, ew humpty egg
I see them more as a branch evolution to a slime monster rather than an "abortion soup" that some naysayers keep saying.
If that were the case, they would be Slime/Undead with pieces of dead jubjub in it.
But Humpty Eggs are just Slime girls that went through a personal evolution/mutation, they're not the miscarriage creatures that people seem to overthink.
ef1748 No.129979
momo, my slimefu done by a local drawfriend, she was an elf that was eaten by a gelatinous cube, and managed to survive when her soul consumed the slimes weaker one
bb8008 No.129984
I would post some images but this website is broken as fuck.
94ea0b No.129990
>>129947
Running off to start another thread won't save you from getting your shit pulled over faggot.
For your worthless headcanon that you've deluded yourself into believing would make shit better for anyone else, I direct you back here >>129985
Even without that, you still have anal taste in design and dynamics, fetus fucker.
54137f No.130025
>>129979
She's pretty cute.
8d3ed8 No.130046
>>130044
baiting too hard. you should go back to facebook for trying to start up shit.
ef1748 No.130057
>>129990
but its not a fetus in monster girl lore, granted he does describe it as a newborn, but it is its own monster, mainly for toddlercons. why are you so mad about this? this is imaginary waifu land, not reality
204d87 No.130141
>>130057
>but its not a fetus in monster girl lore, granted he does describe it as a newborn
You seem to be confusing "like" and "are" in that entry. They "are like" new born. A comparison. But they "are" horny before they are born. A definite point of fact. They were never born, they were aborted via gravity and shitty writing. Just accept the fact you want to fuck an unborn, underdeveloped fetus and go to /matangopit/ where you belong you fucking degenerate.
8d3ed8 No.130143
>>130141
as howard the duck would put it.
>Jubjub placentas
128bb0 No.130145
>>129990
oh shit my sides are gone, you sir are now my friend.
3791ac No.130146
>>130141
>shitty writing
Yeah, KC is always a shitty writer.
But there are times when his writing can go from mediocre to downright heretical.
97927c No.130148
>>130146
Pretty much. There's a difference between "they basically view humans in a sexual way" and "aborted fetus that really craves the dick"
3791ac No.130151
>>130148
If he written Humpty Egg as simply a separate species of egg people, there wouldn't be this shit storm.
He should just stick to designing and hire someone good to write for him.
However for every 50 good designs KC comes up with, there are at least two bad ones in between.
ef1748 No.130226
>>130141
no, my simefu is ara ara with invertd nipples and a fat ass >>129979
67e46c No.130230
>>130057
Eh, no matter how you try to explain it alway, it just sounds like a horny baby and that's just disgusting. Are you saying that you want to get raped by a baby fresh out of the egg?
ef1748 No.130235
>>130230
i dont like the humpty egg, my slimefu is more close to a dark slime cause she has a heart core, what i was arguing is its not a fetus and it is aimed at people who have a toddler fetish
67e46c No.130241
>>130235
>toddler fetish
That's not really making your argument sound better dude….
97927c No.130244
>there are people out there who'll defend humpy eggs
>toddlercons are a thing
>>>/matangopit/
aw hell. If you like humptys you probably love matangos, too
eae9a9 No.130440
As I mentioned in another thread, a Humpty Egg could, in time, be taught to form itself into perfect bio-armor.
cc166c No.130451
ef1748 No.130502
>>130440
same with the shoggoth
ebe042 No.132304
>>130057
>this is actually in the MGE now
I always knew KC was an abominable writer but this shit can't be excused. Who would jerk off to this shit besides sick fucks like OP?
dc8f35 No.132306
>>132304
Humpy eggs have been in the MGE for months now, anon. Though yes, it never stops being gross.
dd2a31 No.132323
>>132304
This is why I've stopped reading his canon and only look at the pretty pictures.
But even design wise, Humpty looks mediocre and shitty.
f5ba1c No.132610
>>132308
why dont YOU leave
>>132304
>Who would jerk off to this
me, cause slime girls. also, being so horny that she cant wait to be born is tickling some messed up fetish in me. ive thought about succubi offspring behaving similiarly
94ea0b No.132616
>>132610
Because HE isn't a degenerate, you yourself can't even bring yourself to deny it anymore.
The furry community might be more accommodating to your mental illnesses, we over here just want it excised.
67e46c No.132618
>>132616
This. No bronies. No furries. No pedophiles and no cucks in our monster girl fetish.
8d3ed8 No.132621
>>132618
loli aint pedophilia.
stop giving a platform to those tumblr fucks so they can use the weeaboo fanbase to be mixed in with actual pedophiles. Thjis actually gives them a foothold with the normalfags.
pedos deal with 3d shit, lolifaggots deal with 2d. Its a huge difference since one is real and the other isin't.
A drawing has no agency, a kid does. Don't disrespect real children that way by telling tumblr they're right.
f5ba1c No.132625
>>132618
>pedophiles
if you think loli is a problem, feel free to visit the
>>>/matangopit/
anytime
>>132616
>Because HE isn't a degenerate
do you even know what board youre posting on
67e46c No.132626
>>132621
>>132625
When I said pedos, I meant actual pedos, I couldn't care less about fictional kids, since as you said, not real.
Still kinda gross to fantasize about newborns or toddlers.
8d3ed8 No.132627
>>132626
I think toddlercon is tasteless in my personal opinion. But baseline loli keeps the redditors away.
f5ba1c No.132628
>>132626
well, i'd imagine the humptydumpty to look like a (miniature) post-toddler loli. the official humpty picture doesnt look like newborn either, does it.
i dont find toddlercon gross, but its less arousing and more cute/silly to me.
67e46c No.132633
>>132628
Well, I'm just not in loli period. The only loli I've really liked was Haibara from Detecive Conan, and that's cheating since she's actually 17-18 but got shrunk down to a kid. And I enjoy her adult form way more, while he kid form is only cute in a little cousin or daughter sort of way.
ebe042 No.132703
Mods pls anchor this cancer.
f5ba1c No.132789
>>132703
>not liking slimegirls
84a4fe No.133068
>>129947
I like Erubetie the most, despite the asshurt.
a78723 No.133072
>>133068
erubetie wouldn't be so bad if she didn't turn you into a fucking 5 year old before raping you. goddamn this bitch is the slime girl version of wacko jacko and a right fucking nutter
sage for not having slime grill pics
84a4fe No.133078
>>133072
>not having slime grill pics
Excuse me for not posting them.
My slime girl gallery is really outdated, anyways.
d9ad1d No.133111
Queen Slimes are the best because it's a harem although it's technically just one girl.
Plus KC said it's not limited to slime species. Dark Slime Queen, here I come!