79e923 No.130233
The 'cumpump' pandemic
The last few years have marked an increase in so-called 'cumpumps', a term coined on imageboards by oversexed perverts but quickly spread to common parlance. These ambitionless men bond with a monster quickly after leaving the nest and are content to be taken care of by doting partners. This way they exchange one caretaker for another in what can only be described as gross Oedipal degeneracy.
No doubt fuelled by the demand for males in an increasingly monster society men are becoming more and more passive with each year. This trophy mentality has served to concentrate romantic interest at the top, with over 40% of couples consisting of demon contracts or Tanuki debt slavery which men seem all to eager to settle in to. Procreation has become a class issue.
The chivalrous knight, carrying his princess into the setting sun has become a dying dream. [current year] may be the rise of the cumpump, weak boys that know nothing more than to supply spirit energy. True men are a dying breed.
But they might not be extinct yet. Some men care enoughto cast away the cloak of the cumpump and take up the cloak of the lover. Women want, no, deserve to be wooed, to be vied for, to be taken care of. Only men can answer that call for them.
Followers of the old religions ascribe to the traditional values of the nuclear families, recognizing the roles of husband and wife as highly important. 'We believe in given roles for all humans in society' highpriest Darcinus explains. 'The man as the head of the household is a vital part of that'. The churches have had to shake off terrible connotations to 'Palaniggers' terror groups instilled in peoples minds by fearmongering xenophobes.
As long as the cumpump pandemic razes this country women will suffer, birthrates will drop and the class divide will grow. But there might still be hope in the form of traditional values.
~Mandy Smith is a human woman that writes about topical issues, pop culture and Radfem. She is in sync with the woman of today and ready to take on the patriarchy at any time! More can be read from Mandy Smith on her blogsplace and MaSmi@blogplace.com
7ac35f No.130247
I feel really sad that Ms. Smith has to deal with relatives like this.
3b89ea No.130258
>This way they exchange one caretaker for another in what can only be described as gross Oedipal degeneracy.
>Women want, no, deserve to be wooed, to be vied for, to be taken care of.
lmao kiddo, sounds like you're just jealous you can't compete with the superior breed. Men don't want you anymore so you insult their integrity and capability. As if that'd help your cause. You're just angry you can't control them any more, and that they're dropping you all like the bad habits you are. Our husbands aren't weak or infantile like you claim them to be, they're just looking for partners who will take care of them as well as they take care of of us. And what's this about traditional values? You human women wouldn't know the last thing about those. You rejected those and tried to destroy them for so long and now you're trying to do damage control and shill them now that you realize you aren't getting any dick? I've got a ring on my finger and pictures from my wedding day to show, and I intend on making this marriage last until the day we die. My husband's never been happier and he tells me every day how much he loves me. Enjoy every day of your life because if you keep this up, soon enough there won't be any of you human women left. Radfem is a plague I'll happily rid society of.
Was the autism here fine or was it more like an r9k circlejerk?
7ac35f No.130259
>>130258
It was fine and represents how monster girls are likely to act towards articles like this in the future.
3ac174 No.130260
>>130259
They probably wouldn't even post that wall of text, just pictures of them fucking their husbands while laughing at them.
7ac35f No.130261
>>130260
Depends on the monster girl, of course.
ffde03 No.130264
Yay you're back. I was planning to make a thread one of these days crying about how the guy that makes those fake news report threads doesn't post anymore, these are always the best threads on /monster/.
3ac174 No.130268
>>130261
Gazers and anubi are the ones that are most likely to just make angry textwalls in the comments, honestly.
3b89ea No.130269
>>130259
Alright, good. I was trying to go for the "realistic" view MGs would have if they were real without hamming up the muh human women are whores meme too much. There would probably be a lot of animosity towards monster girls from human women and a lot of prejudice towards human women from monster girls if they were real.
>>130260
Probably. I feel like ones like Liches would have an even larger post with accompanying pictures due to their inherent autism. They'd write a god damn essay on the inferiority of human women and get mad (as mad a Lich can get) that they can't post all 50 pages of it in one post.
810719 No.130286
>>130260
Chesire's would just shitpost the place up
3ac174 No.130289
>>130286
Baphomets would just find out where they live and spam them with pamphlets and missionaries to help them calm down and find a loving onii-chan, of course.
1f2fd5 No.130292
>>130258
>>130233
>This way they exchange one caretaker for another in what can only be described as gross Oedipal degeneracy.
Anyone else remember the post about how young men would turn into entitled manbabies because they're constantly being over-valued romantically and sexually by dozens of sexy as fuck monster girls? Women aren't the only ones getting screwed here.
7ac35f No.130294
>>130292
>because they're constantly being over-valued romantically and sexually by dozens of sexy as fuck monster girls?
I'm not totally sure about that. It would seem that things would become more reciprocal between men and women as a result, though most of the reciprocal women would of course still be monster girls.
1f2fd5 No.130298
>>130294
What's reciprocal about rape?
What's reciprocal about Anon MCson going to school and getting a hot chick jump on his dick on the first day?
Just sayin'
7ac35f No.130299
>>130298
I suppose that, romance-wise, it would be reciprocal. Rape might be different however.
51dd57 No.130304
10/10 OP. That's exactly how I envisioned radfem responding to monstergirls. However,
>headcanon where all MGs regardless of species emasculate their husbandos
3ac174 No.130306
>>130292
I read that. It honestly came off as some r9kike trying to kill everyone's fun. Yeah, it might to get some guys' heads, but that shit would become standard, worst thing that could happen is that their ego gets bigger than it usually would, it's not like it'd fuck them up for life. Then again, speaking as someone who hasn't exactly had the happiest life, I admit that kind of hugboxy shit appeals to me.
6246fb No.130312
>>130258
the written autism was good. that picture just bumped it up to great. I now have a mental picture of that mamono saying that right to some tumblrina's face. she then follows it up with giving her husbando one gigantic fluffy hug, kissing him, and telling him she loves him.
the analpocalypse that the tumblrina would go through after that would be fucking glorious
6d0147 No.130313
>>130233
To my dear radfem friend,
I have to say, I found the sourcing in this article dubious at best. It makes a lot of assertions about people's daily lives without using much data to back it up other than the 40% figure. It also does not use any examples of interviewed couples and does not give us any acceptable representation of these limp dicked debutantes you seem to condescendingly mock in your article.
One of the key differences between monster girls and human women is an imbalance in physical strength, emotions, and sexual appeties when compared to one another. Monster girls are closer to the male mindset due to their physical superiority and strong need to breed, and are more proactive in their courtship as a result. This is leads to evolution in action as they out compete their human female counterparts in wooing men.
Many of these "cumdumps" you mentioned are what women would consider the undesirables: men who lack the big money or sexual appeal to attract the eyes of a potential human mate, but are still perfectly serviceable in the realms of supporting a wife and being a good husband. They simply lack the spoiled polish modern society has taught women to accept via Radfem. "Always strive for the best and never settle for less" leads to a lot of women turning into old maids as their male counterparts find more willing brides in the likes of danuki, kitsune, demons, etc.
To summarize, your article lacks data to support this unfounded fear mongering,the rising numbers are partially due to monster girls' physical superiority and stronger breeding instincts, and these "cumdumps" you are describing are merely the less desirable men you dean beneath dating. I do hope you do a better job on your next piece, and look forward to reading your next article.
Signed,
N.P. Crawford, Human-Monster Relations Advocate
Love your stuff writefag, thanks for doing this.
6d0147 No.130314
>>130313
*deem not dean damn you autocorrect.
3ac174 No.130331
I'm pretty sure this was a joke, but in case anyone here is interested, this article does kind of represent a sentiment I've noticed in some feminist circles. Basically, a lot of men are not bothering with relationships at this point and just choose to live alone and not start families, and some feminists are mad about that and think they're total manchilds. Even though they're supposed to be stronk and independent and don't need no man.
3ac174 No.130333
>>130331
*I mean it was the joke, not a joke. I didn't actually take this seriously.
51dd57 No.130350
>>130331
Personally, while I wouldn't turn down an attractive woman who wants to fuck me, going out of my way to meet a girl and bang her seems like more trouble than it's worth. Though my technically virgin self wants to stick his dick into something and even eventually have kids, I don't have a lot of freedom at this point in my life and the nightmare stories I've heard about dudes who got Brendan'd or are dealing with a lawsuit from a crazy ex deters me from the prospect. I'm thinking I'll just get /fit/, finish undergrad, make some money, and then maybe get some fugg when I'm in my mid-20s.
No action for half a decade shouldn't be too bad. R-right?
sage for blogpost
dd7662 No.130399
>>130247
New headcanon of the day: Mrs. Smith grew up with a much older sister who was deep into SJW keyboard-crusading. Her home environment consisted of nothing but her dodging said sister's screaming rants about patriarchy everytime someone tried to suggest she get over herself or do something constructive.
The tipping point came in senior year of high school, when big sis assumed that Smith was being beaten we by her boyfriend when in actuality she had just taken up MMA, and went right up to the administrators without verifying the facts this is a real thing that happened to a platonic gal pal of mine
It got resolved without escalation, but the boyfriend called it quits on the relationship and sis was completely unapologetic.
As an adult working in monster integration, Smith met a Succubus and begged to form a Faustian contract, becoming a demon herself on the assurance that her sister would die ugly, miserable, sexually frustrated, and completely devoid of prestige or respect from everyone around her. It was the best decision of her mortal life.
dd7662 No.130401
>>130350
Anon, at the risk of derailing, I point you to some guided reading on your chosen path in life. Google these terms:
Lad Culture
Sexodus
Men Going Their Own Way
You are not alone, and in fact, I would suggest a stronger commitment to abstinence: 3DPD is a recipe to disaster. But yes, college is the worst environment, you should be safer if you only get attached after it.
0ebfdc No.130409
>>130233
>Another news thread
Ha ha ha ha. We all know your source is complete bullshit!
People, may I remind you these "chivalrous knights" are murdering people? Real people just so they can "keep their virginity" then throw it to some whore he finds in a tower. And Mandy Smith is one of the people trying to promote the concept we distance ourselves from monsters.
7286a6 No.130414
>>130409
Quite right, this sort of propaganda cannot excuse the murders, beatings and bullying of "monsters" and those who refuse to hate them.
79e923 No.130425
The comments section had to be closed due to some gross behaviour
This is why we can't have nice things
60349f No.130428
>>130233
lol wonder if the author of this would change her mind if she had some mamono mana injected in her and became a demon ifyaknowwhatimean lol
human boys love big monster v, they freaking love big fat tailpussy even if they don't admit it, they moan, only useless human losers can't get a cumpump lol
3b89ea No.130459
>>130454
>>130458
But isn't this intelligent discussion? Of course monster girls would be against things like Radfem. It goes against everything they stand for: being happy fucking and cuddling a husband. Feminists would probably try to push the mamono to be "Strong and Independent" and not need a man, so of course they'd retaliate. Among all of our autistic ramblings about how we'd wish they were real, these faux news threads probably have the most realistic discussion of all, and don't just amount to "tfw no qt monster grille gf to fugg"
79e923 No.130460
>>130459
/pol/friend objects to his favourite self insert movement finding common grounds with his favourite boogyman.
He feels like Palaniggerss are getting strawmanned.
a440de No.130469
>>130454
Admittedly, the word filter seems to be a result of a certain vocal few acting like faggots in front of the mods, despite the Palaniggers cause actually being legitimate in certain cases.
...Of course, you'd be hard pressed to get anyone to admit that.
3ac174 No.130547
>>130545
It's pretty obviously just shitposting, only actual autistic retards could possibly be mad about this, if it bothers you just hide the shitters.
>>130269
A lich would probably just do a full scientific study, just dragging random guys off the street and making them masturbate to pictures of human girls and monstergirls and measuring how many millilitres they cum.
3ac174 No.130553
>>130552
While you're here, mind changing the filter to Palaniggersdu or palanig? Palanigger just doesn't roll off the tongue as well as the others.
d46499 No.130554
>>130515
We used to be around 100-120 for a long time. The board was better than now, there was less edgy autism, more doujin and picture dumps.
3f7dd1 No.130575
"Palanigg" is filtered now?
3f7dd1 No.130576
>>130575
Oh for fuck sake it is.
Now I will never be able to writefag my idea of a Palanigg who discovers that the Order is corrupt in the most bizarre way possible.
b6c8ac No.130578
>>130575
>filtering words
Now that's just sad.
922793 No.130579
>>130576
You could always just stick it in a pastebin instead.
79e923 No.130598
>>130576
Just write paIadin like a normal person.
7e55e3 No.130601
Why did Aux delete all his posts?
>>130554
I do agree we need more picture dumps and doujins being posted
3b89ea No.130619
>>130601
Some of mine were deleted too. It was because of really stupid complaining and arguing (to which I admit I was somewhat a part of) and a total derail of the thread. It's better that it was deleted anyways, nothing of worth was lost.
3f7dd1 No.130621
>>130598
Oh hey, "Inquisitor" isn't filtered anymore.
3f7dd1 No.130622
>>130621
Nevermind, he put a filter again.
14f7c7 No.130625
>>130621
>>130622
Filtering it into Inquisitor is the worst mistake Aux could possibly make. If he thinks Pаladinposting is distracting, then Warhammer40k will be like a total extinction event on the board in terms of context.
7e55e3 No.130641
>>130625
Let's not panic yet
66c62e No.130643
>>130547
Don't think that would be very scientific for a lich to do, unless the Lich was getting off that.
ed516f No.140256
>>130233
Since you're so mad, let me give you something to cheer you up~!. It's of me and my husband enjoying our honeymoon~
>>130547
Pretty sure there's only one way that would end.
b6b6a1 No.140286
>>140256
I wasn't into lizard girls before but I want everything to do with this girl.
7d5fc6 No.140288
Anon married to a Danuki here, the "cump pump" thing is some shit Paladykes and faggot liberals came up with to try to shame men who love their wives
Been married to Marie for about 4 years now, a 2nd child on the way to boot. Human Women are just upset and scared they're losing their "Plan B" men to women who will actively love and care for those men
Not to mention most guys I've talked to who have taken monster girls as their wives tend to be happy and their wives typically let them keep the things that make them happy
51dd57 No.140296
>>140286
It's a tigrex, negro. Tame her and she's yours, but good luck with that.
0ebfdc No.140303
>>140288
> I've talked to who have taken monster girls as their wives tend to be happy and their wives typically let them keep the things that make them happy
It's true for whatever reason. If I can live with an Ushi Oni and still be able to have time to do fun things like play vidya games or go for a bike ride/walk with the Ushi, that's pretty sweet. I consider the brutal sex I have as payment really for being able to keep her sexual desire under wraps for a bit. Plus those lust reducer drugs help the odd day things might be a bit hard for her and I can't do anything.
bf095b No.140309
>>140288
You're one lucky boyim guy. I still haven't found the right monster lady quite yet.
703ace No.140311
>>140309
You mean the right monster lady hasn't found you yet?
7286a6 No.140316
>>140311
Either way is fine by me.
7d5fc6 No.140321
>>140303
>ride a bike with an Ushi-oni
Anon you realize they're big girls right?
Also my friend hooked up with one, he says the sex is intense but she knows when he needs a breather
I honestly wonder what shitty shaming tactics tumblr will try next, that whole group is just losing their beta orbiters left and right as said orbiters are realizing they can get a woman who not only loves them but will help bring out their best qualities
0ebfdc No.140326
>>140321
I have little trailer type thing hooked to the back of my electric bike. Luckily I live pretty much in the flatest part of Canada.
703ace No.140331
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>>140321
>tumblrinas
They would most likely use some sort of half-baked monster girl slut shaming tactics, or spread bullshit rumors of what happens when a cisman is "raped" by a monster girl, or some monster STD or some bullshit.. Makes my blood boil thinking about it
7d5fc6 No.140335
>>140331
>implying they haven't tried that
Still with my waifu, hell they tried to prey on people's fears of falling birthrates but there are still enough humans in the world that date and marry human women, they also neglect to mention religious sects
but again who cares, tumblr is shit let them keep trying to play this "cum-pump" angle
c194c9 No.140336
>>130233
> cumpump pandemic
>not describing it as "men receiving proper pampering and care after thousands of years of being workhorses, bullet sponges, and striated as being slaves for female benefit"
>"women DESERVE to be wooed"
>implying men dont deserve to be loved, pampered, and cared for because of who they are, and not what they can produce.
>also fucking lel
radfem logic is so easy to make satire of. seriously. just look st anything that either benefits men, or somehow doesn't directly benefit women and bitch about it. and occasionally look at things that DO benefit women, make a weird illogical spin to somehow make it sound like it doesn't help women, and then bitch about it as well.
10/10 OP
c9eff4 No.140421
>monstergirls appear
>they're better than women in every possible way
>they get all the men
>women stop having countless slaves to marry, divorce and take alimony from
>instead, men choose loving partners that genuinely care about them and they can love back without the fear of being cheated on with Chad
>monstergirls and men have happy families
>"HURR DURR CUMPUMP"
60775c No.140422
bd81ee No.140445
>married a Doppelganger
>had to convince her to be a house wife
>working despite her trying to convince me otherwise
Fucking human girls, just leave already.
ed516f No.140468
>>140286
Watch out, they're real screamers.
4b993b No.140475
I honestly think at one point they would have to try and adapt to changing dating climate. You can't just fucking DEMAND that someone takes care of you and let you do what you want when the competition offers actual affection and companionship.
7d5fc6 No.140484
>>140475
They use shaming tactics now, what make you think they won't try it then?
the only difference is that with a monster girl as a wife a man is more likely to feel fullfilled
753443 No.140515
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>femikikes writing about how men are weak for liking monstergirls
>femikike editor deletes the article were human womyn buy fake horns and cat ears so they can compete better
7d5fc6 No.140517
>>140515
>women think by adding fat horns and ears they're going to be able to compete with women who offer actual love and companionship who just happen to have real horns, tails, etc
4b993b No.140520
>>140515
That actually kind of makes me feel sad.
0b4786 No.140521
>>140517
>new fetish is sparked
>monsters with husbands who enjoy bdsm and humiliation start buying human ear headbands
>new fetish is reviled even worse than NTR and furries combined
>even most dom monsters respond with disgust when propositioned with the idea
I don't really know where I'm going with this, it sounded funnier in my head
bd81ee No.140524
>>140521
>human ear headbands
Pic related. It would probably look spooky as fuck.
e9838d No.140526
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>>140256
Who's behind the camera?
3ea688 No.140530
>>140515
Starting to feel bad for the human women now.
703ace No.140534
>>140530
Don't. They dug their own grave.
209cc4 No.140535
>>140530
But this is the future they chose, anon.
0b4786 No.140536
>>140524
>arachnae is called into the bedroom by her husband
>he looks nervous
>"you look anxious sweetie, do you want me to wrap you up again that badly?"
>"no… I wanted to try something… different… something more… k-kinkier, m-my mistress."
>she chuckles slyly,"oh? have i not been disciplining you hard enough? you keep being such a naughty boy so I guess you deserve a suitable punishment-"
>he cuts her off and reaches behind his back, thrusting what he was hiding into her face
>a human costume set for arachnae
>her eight eyes widen, and her skin becomes pale, all that comes out is a stutter while she backs away slowly,"u-u–uhhh honey, i-is that?"
>"I know its extreme mistress, but please, do it for me, I need it sooo badly, mistress."
>she throws up in her mouth a little, before swallowing it back down,"w-wait right there pet I-I'll be right back…"
>she quickly runs to the kitchen, before flinging the refrigerator door open
>she nervously grasped a pitcher, a pitcher of iced coffee she had been saving for a romantic evening with her husband
>she pulled a glass from the cabinet before looking between it and the pitcher
>"I-I still love him… I can get through this…I-I'll do it for h-him… I j-just need a little help…" she whispers to herself, before upending the pitcher, chugging the entire contents
bd81ee No.140537
>>140536
>a human costume set for arachnae
I just imagined putting a pair of fake flaccid legs on her torso. We need a drawfag here.
209cc4 No.140541
>>140536
Not even the kinkiest Arachne could ever get over that shit.
7d5fc6 No.140544
>>140536
Wow
/monster/ you've done it, you've created a fetish somehow WORSE than NTR
0b4786 No.140549
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>>140537
I always kind of pictured arachnae with humanlike legs, like pic related. Just makes it simpler for my head to imagine where the vagina would be. But that's just me
>>140536
>the arachnae's head was swimming,"ugh what the hell am I thinking, why did I do that?"
>she skittered back into the bedroom where she saw her husband fidgeting nervously,"ha ha heh, sorryy pet I juss wend to go pud the costuUUme on and forgot it" she slurred out before snatching the box from her lover's hands and scrambling into the bathroom and slamming the door, almost falling over on the tile floor
>"umm honey are you feeling ok?"
>she broke out into a sweat, before concentrating as hard as she could to hide her drunken slurring,"uhh. of. course. not. pet. im… absolute. ly. fine. I'll. be. right. out." "smooth as butt silk." she thought, smirking to her self
>she pulled the top of the box off before taking everything out. A skin colored headband, "how do all those other women see with only 2 eyes?" she thought, pulling out some long skin tone gloves, some weird skin toned toed knee high boots.
>she began pulling out a surprisingly large costume piece, which the instructions say is for her abdomen
>her face draws into an unamused expression as she discovers that the abdomen cover is literally just a flesh colored tarp,"I know that humansh wimmen had fat ashes buut this is a bit sillee," she chuckles to herself at her masterful humor
>she struggled to put everything on, the instruction manual didn't help considering how smashed she was and couldn't focus on the text without getting dizzy
>after slipping the last piece of the costume on, she took a deep breath, glancing into the mirror at the abomination she had become "heeere goesh nothings I guesh" before slowly opening the door to the bedroom where her beloved husband awaited
I have one more part and then I'm going to wash my hands of this terrible idea, I'm hoping the ending redeems it a bit also polite sage because this story doesn't deserve to bump the thread. Also I can't write drunk talk for shit
b743cd No.140551
>>140544
>created
This isn't even the first time this has been discussed, either. I started a thread some time back asking what monster girls roleplaying as humans in the bedroom would be like.
0b4786 No.140557
>>140549
Warning, NTR themes aheads, but no actual NTR canonically
>"welcome home mistress, how was your day today" her husband chimed as soon as she came in
>"shit" she thought to herself,"he wants me to act the part too?!" she wracked her brain, preparing her act, a pang of guilt accompanied her mental script
>"I was just out with my friend Jamal, he took me shopping for new clothes, I used your credit card, I knew you wouldn't mind" a lump forming in her throat
>"o-of course not honey, anything for you" his expression of someone who had given up
>she wasn't liking this at all, but she would do anything for her love,"If you would do anything for me, you would get a better paying job, we had to cut our shopping trip short because your card started declining" her eyes started quivering, "your lucky that I married a pencil dicked loser like you, and this is how you repay me? By being a total loser, can't even provide for me."
>her husbands boxers started to tent, betraying the look of dejection on his face,"I-I'm sorry sweetie, I promise I've been looking for a second job so I can give you the life you deserve."
>she started choking back her tears,"You better be sorry, do you know how embarrassing it was to have leave the store empty handed? Luckily for me Jamal took me back to his place to console me."
>he smiled meekly,"that's good to know I can count on him to support you when I can't" despite the despair he was becoming increasingly aroused
>"T-that's right…" tears were streaking down her face,"unlike you, he's a real man t-that… can…" she started to lower herself onto the floor, sobbing.
>"honey? honey!? are you ok??" he approached her
>she broke down into tears, curled up on the floor,"I can't take this anymore! I can't! It's too much!!!"
>"honey… I…"
>"Even if it is an act, I can't hurt you like this, I CAN'T!!! Just the thought of you being stuck with such a cruel person…"
>"mistress… I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you…" he gently held her hands, resting,"would it make you feel better if you punished me for hurting you so?"
>she sniffled,"y-yes… your punishment for tonight… will be to hold me… and never let me go…" she wrapped her arms around him, tears dripping onto his shoulder
>that night they snuggled by the fireplace, using the costume as the fuel. the arachnae pulled her husband on top of her, urging him to make love to her
>they joined in body and soul, their fingers intertwined, as they tenderly made love.
>the tears from the ordeal had turned to those of joy, reassured in their love for each other
>her husband, after seeing how much she had been hurt, vowed never to indulge into that fetish ever again. It was easy, since seeing how much pain it caused his love, he had been forever turned off to it
>9 months later the couple was blessed with two tiny eight legged miracles
and that's it, sorry for the disturbing brain dump, yeah it's shit, I'm not into bdsm, or humiliation, or any of that so if it feels forced and stilted, that's why. I hope the happy ending made up for this terrible cancer yes I know her speech magically improved despite being drunk, got sick of trying to type it all out that way
bd81ee No.140561
>>140557
>>she sniffled,"y-yes… your punishment for tonight… will be to hold me… and never let me go…" she wrapped her arms around him, tears dripping onto his shoulder
BEST GIRL/10
7d5fc6 No.140563
>>140557
>>140549
This was horrifying on so many levels, the ending was nice but goddamn
fbcb4b No.140564
>>140557
this was probably the best ending we could have gotten. well done anon.
4f5be6 No.140566
>>140561
>your punishment for tonight… will be to hold me… and never let me go…
3ea688 No.140568
>>140535
>>140534
They couldn't have known.
ffde03 No.140569
0b4786 No.140570
>>140563
sorry for scaring you anon. I hated writing it, but it was like puncturing a thought blister, i needed to get the brain pus out
>>140565
sorry you didn't like it, I hoped the ending would've paid off but it's understandable if the subject matter ruined it regardless i'll never write anything close to NTR again, don't worry
>>140569
glad you thought so, it really means a lot
1821f4 No.140573
>>140570
Don't worry anon, i like it. It shows that Humans are the real monsters sometimes.
fb6246 No.140574
>>140568
Anon, you know that saying "too bad there's no punishment for ignorance?" That saying was completely wrong and there absolutely is punishment for it.
7d5fc6 No.140575
>>140570
Agreed, just goddamn I never thought I'd see a fetish WORSE than NTR
also The ending was nice, it's just goddamn I'd feel bad for any monster girl who actually had a husband like that
6246fb No.140578
>>140557
>That story
That was so horrible it was amazing. I can honestly say that this is the weirdest boner I have ever sprung out of all the years I've shitposted on the chans. You need a fucking medal, and monster of your choice
753443 No.140580
>>140557
that ending was cute
0b4786 No.140584
>>140578
when you say horrible do you mean the premise of the story and or the writing quality?
if its the latter would you mind telling me whats lacking, I would like to get better
871812 No.140586
>>140570
We've created a monster. The only thing left to do is bury it deep and never look back. I merely pray it isn't too little too late.
6246fb No.140589
>>140584
Neither, combining a human costume and not-NTR was impressive artistic madness. Had a good snicker over the iced coffee bit too
3ea688 No.140591
>>140589
sorry for being a newfag, but what does NTR mean?
fbcb4b No.140595
9ebb08 No.140600
>>140475
Honestly it's possible the introduction of monster girls would eventually drive this shit out of society and human women would git gud to try and compete. So not only would MGs bring out the best in human men, they may very well bring out the best in human women, bringing out beneficial competitiveness so they would actually try to be good, loyal and equal effort partners.
871812 No.140605
>>140591
It means "absolute shit".
7d5fc6 No.140607
>>140600
knowing the liberal side of the spectrum they'd try to spin it into the men are the real rapists,and monster girls the innocent victims
6246fb No.140611
>>140591
NTR = cuckold. NTR is netorare shortened, with netorare being moonrune for cuckold. The worst sexual "fetish" to ever exist. There's also some chan related fuckery which adds to how bad it is as well.
>>140607
>radfems having one of their anti rape protests
>monster girls just notice "rape" in that sentence
>attend rally on mistaken premises
>all the cuck'd men there get proactively dated
>husbandos aquired
>librul tears are shed
I like where this can go
299c8b No.140613
>>140611
Doubt mg's would want to even touch them.
bd81ee No.140619
>>140611
>NTR = cuckold
According to the dictionary it's that, but popularly cuckolding is when the husbando/waifu allows it, whereas NTR means they don't even know about it.
>monster girls just notice "rape" in that sentence
I imagine a gang of Ushi-Onis going there and listening for a while before raising their hands and asking "We came here for the rape, but where is the rape?".
1821f4 No.140621
>>140591
It's a fetish for men that don't deserve a lover.
871812 No.140628
>>140619
>We came here for the rape, but where is the rape
wish I had the edit with Luka and alice
c26f7a No.140635
>>140628
This one, right?
politie sage
fb6246 No.140641
>>140586
What if the costume comes to life on its own, like a living doll would?
51dd57 No.140647
In all seriousness, as much as having a loving waifu would be nice, I can't say I fantasize being a lazy piece of shit that gets his woman to do everything for him. I'd feel like a parasite getting a meal ticket from a nice girl. There's also the fact that I got aspirations and all that gay shit, and I would want to be a stronk independent mayne for the waifu and kids.
Ah well, someone's gotta husbando the lizardwomen and kikimoras.
>>140536
>>140549
>>140557
That was so fucking terrible. I loved it.
7d5fc6 No.140649
>>140647
>not helping around the house and just doing your part
I highly doubt she'd complain, hell your waifu would probably get turned on seeing you being so proactive
6246fb No.140653
>>140619
One, they're both shit. Two? I wanted to give a TL;DR version to get that anon up to speed quickly without skimping on information.
And anon, just how long were you thinking that those ushi would stand around for before doing what ushi do? Curiosity crushed the pelvis (but satisfaction brought it back)
bd81ee No.140655
>>140647
I'd get a doppelganger and search for her once she turns back to normal or a lizardqt and fuck and cuddle a lot before making her into a caring wife that takes care of the house while I work.
>>140649
The only thing I'd do in the house would be her and maybe cooking.
>>140653
>One, they're both shit.
There's a difference though. NTR is shit, but cuckolding is scat.
>just how long were you thinking that those ushi would stand around for before doing what ushi do?
>arrive at the place
>hear "we're here, united, against rape"
>ask
>trigger womyn
>[BREAK PELVIS]
2d9a85 No.140658
>>140647
That's my issue, I think slav girls are cute and would love a qt Kikimora, but I'm shit at housework and I think it's canon that they get frustrated when their husbands try to do it for them, since no one can out-meido a Kikimora pic related REMOVE SHOGGOTH.
But at the same time I can't damn well sit on the couch drinking beer after work while my waifu is still sweeping, washing dishes, and doing the laundry. I'd be an asshole. Someone should writefag about a man cleaning his entire house while his Kikimora is out for her birthday so she doesn't have to do any chores
Then he fails but she appreciates the sentiment do much that they just spend the whole day togethercuddling and holding hands
0b4786 No.140661
>>140658
are kikimora dogs, birds, or dogbirds?
51dd57 No.140664
>>140658
>after work
The OP implied that dude's don't even work. I don't care if you're a subfag, being unmanly is hardly the only thing wrong about that scenario.
>>140655
>lizardqt and fuck and cuddle a lot before making her into a caring wife that takes care of the house while I work
6246fb No.140667
>>140661
You forgot birddog
f14e36 No.140672
>>140635
Yeah, that's it. Thanks anon.
>>140641
No
NO
STOP
a7c634 No.140678
>Women treat men like shit
>Surprised when they go to the better alternative
For fuck's sake, I heard some women used to marry their men just for their money. And that's not all! Sometimes they decided "I don't want to be with you anymore" and then they get to keep half of their everything, SOMETIMES THEY WOULD EVEN KEEP THE CHILDREN FOR THEMSELVES. SOMETIMES THAT WAS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG FROM WHEN THEY MARRIED.
Not even the worst danukis out there would do this kind of stuff. It makes me feel sick.
7d5fc6 No.140682
>>140655
>he's not proactive around the house
what kind of man are you, even if your waifu lets you stay home, making sure the roof over your heads is in top condition
>>140664
Please anon it's implied being sub because the author wants to scare men away from monster girls (and fails at it).
>>140641
>your post
pics related
bd81ee No.140700
>>140682
I'd help and all, but cleaning is a pain in the ass, so I'd leave it to her.
7d5fc6 No.140705
>>140700
man just pick up after yourself, take out the garbage, clean dishes
it ain't hard
bd81ee No.140720
>>140705
It's not hard, I just find it a pain in the ass to do. Cooking and fixing shit is at least somewhat fun.
Why clean the dishes when you can have a qt lizard doing it for you?
7d5fc6 No.140728
>>140720
Because less work she has to do, the more time she can spend with you
anon you're doing a horrible job of maximizing time spent with your waifu
bd81ee No.140730
>>140728
I imagine she'd clean the house and all while I'm working, so it's not like it would make any difference.
I would possibly help her if she's doing it when we could be cuddling.
e5d1ce No.140979
>>130233
>Implying the Mamono's wouldn't just fucking kill the Paladykes. Just remove them like true Serbs.
Also, if we're following KC's canon here.. Wouldn't the Paladykes just be cucked out of existence within 20 years? Wouldn't human relationships be extremely ultra rare to the point of population crisis?
>Pic related, 3D is garbage.
14cb27 No.141000
>>140979
>if we're following KC's canon here
Literally unsustainable unless monster population stayed at a steady rate of under half of humans.
e5d1ce No.141001
>>141000
The trips of truth have spoken.
>Still think 3D needs to learn pure misery and loneliness though
18a1c5 No.141042
>>140979
Nope, we'd have breeding farms for that.
87fa3c No.141046
>>140979
>following KC canon
>believing paladin propaganda
Just because men aren't born as often doesn't mean they're not a thing.
e5d1ce No.141047
>>141042
Yeah, true. But still, I want 3D to produce more salt, and salty tears than all of the Salt Mines on earth combined. I want to see the Tumblrina anal butt rage apocalypse.
8bb65c No.141053
>>141047
Considering that's their ground state of being, why wait?
e5d1ce No.141055
>>141053
EXACTLY!! EVERYONE MEME HARDER!!!
I want my Hellhound waifu nao.
7d5fc6 No.141061
>>141042
Actually that poses an interesting question
>Is the farm strictly women, with men and their monster girl waifus coming when they feel like trying to conceive a human male
>if the child is born a girl do they leave it there to be next generation of breeding stock or does it get brought home, potentially ending up turning into a monster girl (if we follow KC canon)
Personally I think that chance of the child being born a human male/female or MG would be based on how innate the connection to magic the mother is with Mamamo that have little or no magical abilities are more likely to be able to birth a human male than say a kitsune with multiple tails or a succubus
e5d1ce No.141062
>>141061
Hm, interesting theory. I'd rather we just go extinct from being cucked by Monster Girls though, just fucked out of existence so we can stop being the biggest cunts to eachother on the planet.
>But your theory/idea is okay too
7d5fc6 No.141067
>>141062
but anon, with every man having a loving wife who wants them to strive to be the best wouldn't that lead to more revolutionary breakthroughs in fields
>without 3DPD women, man could finally put an end to most wars
>Explore the galaxy
>eradicate disease and famine
e5d1ce No.141073
>>141067
Yup, but with all of that comes competition for 2D.. Which will cause Warfare, Disease, and Famine and all of the other horrible shit humanity likes to shank itself in the eye with every 60 years or so.
>Would rather die with Hell Hound waifu and go to Ammit Chan's sex gardens
e5d1ce No.141074
>>141067
Also
>Explore Galaxy
>Go to Mars
>Be badass Space Marine with Lamia battle buddy
>Fight the Demons
703ace No.141096
>>141074
But what if you ARE the demons?
03820b No.141100
>>140979
>we're following KC's canon
that's your big mistake
e5d1ce No.141101
>>141096
Then we gonna out demon the demons.
>Tfw might get claimed by a Cyberdemon waifu
e5d1ce No.141102
>>141100
Look bro, everyone had that debate in several of the Meta threads as it is. KC's chicanery keeps normals and reddit out.
>Just accept your autistic overlord, KC
703ace No.141107
>>141101
For me is dat Baroness of Hell…or the redhead Imp girl
03820b No.141108
>>141102
But KC's chicanery keeps cancer like Humpty Egg and Vamp Mosquito in! Besides, my trips have spoken!
e5d1ce No.141133
>>141100
>>141108
I'm only replying to your comment cause dem tripz
Sure, Vamp Mosquito and Humpty Egg are absolutely fucking evil and need to gtfo.. I completely agree there, but KC's canon is okay with me baring a few exceptions like the above^^ But you gotta understand, his canon appeals to pretty much everyone, while keeping cancer out of this community the best it can. Gotta love it Anon.
>>141107
>Redhead imp girl
Ma nigga. I would love to get gangbanged by 15 Imp Girls..
703ace No.141146
>>141133
Just remember to stay hydrated and eat protein rich foods. or find yourself a Berserk pack
e5d1ce No.141147
>>141146
>RIP AND TEAR! DEMON PUSSY!! RIP AND TEAR THEIR INSIDES!
03820b No.141154
>>141133
You mean pick and choose what parts of KC's canon you like and toss the rest.
e5d1ce No.141157
>>141154
Well that's basically what everyone here does, at least from what I've seen lurking here for half a year. I'm currently doing writefagging of my own in a different thread ripping things from LOTR, Fallout New Vegas, and The Matrix. People love that shit even though the little canon I made for my story is made up of nitpicked KC canon, and autistic meme-ing.
>So yes, what everyone else likes to do.
I mean if you personally are a hardcore purist and want full KC canon no exceptions, then you are free to make your own or find it in pastebins. That's part of why I personally like /monster/
dd1c53 No.141189
>>141133
The only things imps are good for is pumping full of lead
7d5fc6 No.141200
>>141157
so at the end of the day we all just pick and choose what part of KC's canon we follow, but to keep out newfags we basically lie and say "oh no, it's KC or bust here"
>explore the galaxy with monster girl waifu via the means brought about during the new golden age of mankind
>possibly get to fight in power armor/a VF/ or even a Mobile Suit
You know, Macross with Monster girls now sounds vastly more interesting
703ace No.141203
>>141189
>current year
>not wanting to be claimed by an imp
>not pumping them full oflove, affection, joy and happiness
>mrw
d1ac01 No.141205
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>>141189
I'm going to have to disagree with you there.
a7c634 No.141217
>>141205
>Ryo Ogawa drew Imp-tan
How did I never knew this
e5d1ce No.141233
>>141200
See? Now you're getting it anon.
e5d1ce No.141236
>>141205
That gives me pic related..
511aa9 No.143417
>>130399
>officer, those rape charges are unsupported and outright impossible
>for starters, this oni girl here is my girlfriend
>looks like she came over here the moment she heard I was arrested
>from the looks of it she ran through four walls, three desks, a few filing cabinents, your coffee machine…
>there's something burning outside
>must be one of your squad cars she trampled
>also there's a donut on her horn
>yes dear, the police officer knows you're sorry for trampling his donuts
>don't worry, the donut flew off as you bowed while saying sorry
>it's right there on the wall
>she's strong enough to do all that, so how the fuck can I force myself onto her against her will
>look, I can't even lift her
>so all these charges are BS
>I want a phone call with Ms Smith
>she'll make sure the damages are paid and this issue gets sorted out
Unless of course this ends with an actual conviction. This would be followed of course by the monster girl in question rampaging through prison to get her beloved out. Because NOBODY gets between a monster girl and her man.
511aa9 No.147308
>>140619
>Ushi-Oni holding a sign
>"This is what you were wearing. Tell me you were asking for it. Say it. You slut."
871812 No.147318
>>141203
You forgot semen.
2ed6db No.147361
2ed6db No.147421
>>130625
>Warhammer40k
>when MGs are just filed under abhuman species and would be loyal emperor-worshiping warmongers too
30147d No.150130
>>130312
>she then follows it up with giving her husbando one gigantic fluffy hug, kissing him, and telling him she loves him
Yes please