32e9cb No.131849
This is the girl that has claimed you.
She is exactly as obnoxious as she looks.
Yes, she makes meme jokes during sex.
No, you can't do anything to her to make her shut up or grow a better sense of humor.
No, you can't separate or find a new girl, she put the "mate for life" curse on you both.
What would it take to make you agree to sex with her?
How would you feel about it the morning after?
How much do you hate her?
How much do you hate yourself?
85d143 No.131850
Fucking shit I'm not even pushing Memecat like usual other people are doing it for me this is great
54c750 No.131851
Wear earplugs and fuck that cancerous ass.
36fcb1 No.131852
>>131849
>What would it take to make you agree to sex with her?
To just fuck tenderly. Beats beating myself dry.
>How would you feel about it the morning after?
Fine i guess, ain't complaining about somebody caring about me.
>How much do you hate her?
Hate is a strong word, anon.
>How much do you hate yourself?
A lot…
ba244c No.131854
I'll make her cosplay as a familiar so ill pretend shes defective.
169f24 No.131855
A Gordan Ramsay-esque make over could help.
>Give me that nigger-hat! You trying to be a nigger, yeah?
>The fuck is this yolo shit, eh?
>Le's git rid of these post-uhs, you 'ear me?
>WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THESE? FUCKIN' TAKIS? ARE YOU TRYIN TO BE A NIGGER?
f966c5 No.131857
If her only really annoying/bad trait is that she is obsessed with shitty memes, I'd happily date her, and I wouldn't hate her for it. Much.
When you consider the many, many types of females who would even go as far as to kill their own children or slice off their man's dick, I'll tolerate a chick who references memes too much. In fact, I'd just have fun with it.
54c750 No.131859
>>131855
>WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THESE? FUCKIN' TAKIS? ARE YOU TRYIN TO BE A NIGGER?
What the fuck are you implying about takis?
Also, would she jerk you off while spouting memes that were dated back in 2006? Would she try making it so that you'd cum whenever you hear shitty old memes?
465b70 No.131860
I'd liberate her from her memes with good old fashioned soviet-era rape
2dfa03 No.131863
>>131859
>she grabs your dick in her paw
> "i can haz hotdawgz?"
>you fucking cum there and then
>weeks later, the shame hasn't left
32e9cb No.131864
>>131859
Super old memes are extra fun in her mind (the reference is forgotten, which makes the punchline impossible to understand, so it pisses people off even worse) and Pavlovian sexual conditioning would be unintentional but inevitable.
169f24 No.131866
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>131859
They smell bad, they taste bad, and I've only ever seen niggers, and wiggers eating them.
Sun Chips, the Ayran chip.
I hope to God she does.
>LONG DICK IS LONG!
>ALL YOUR CUM IS BELONG TO ME
>DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU!
>Dicks? In my Vagina?
>GIRUGAMESH!
All of this while she plays
54c750 No.131868
>>131866
>They smell bad, they taste bad, and I've only ever seen niggers, and wiggers eating them.
I would like to respectfully disagree, good sir. Maybe you just don't like spicy food in general? I will concede that sun chips are also good, though.
86945c No.131869
The only cure for this retardation is more retardation. I would introduce her to Filthy Frank and -I feel dirty saying this but- Halfchan's /s4s/.
85d143 No.131870
>>131866
>>131868
silly niggers, don't you know that memecat eats mayo doritos?
f966c5 No.131871
>>131859
Oh lord…
>After several years of being with your memester faggot cat girlfriend, she has conditioned you to either get super horny or orgasm violently to the utterance of an old meme
>You meet an old friend, whom you watched Dragon Ball Z with. She has several DVDs of the old dub and you get some popcorn to watch it
>You finally get to the now infamous scene where Goku shows off his power
>OH SHIT! You panic interally
>Vegeta, what does the scooter say about his power level?
>You are instantly erect, and almost pissing precum
>Your female friend notices your instant erection and has a face that is half disgust and half about to die laughing
>ITS OVER 9000!
>Your face turns red and you cum so hard you fall of the couch shivering
>Your friend smiles almost sinisterly, and she repeats the line in her best Vegeta impression
>You cum again, now clutching your groin trying to keep the jizz off the carpet
>You now see your faggot cat appear from thin air
>You were now cornered by your best female friend and your monster girl gf
>You were now going to be raped by memes for at least an hour
32e9cb No.131873
>>131871
Congratulations, you have just described the MGE equivalent of Hell. (Now that the old hell has been reworked into a brothel)
169f24 No.131874
>>131868
I like spicy food, sure, but that which I have tried were vulgar, sir. Though, still, those are the only persons I've ever seen eating them. Agree to disagree.
0cf7eb No.131878
>>131849
I'll only sex her if she agrees on making a new meme before we do it and the new meme is a loving partner
54c750 No.131880
>>131878
IS "FULL OF SHIT" A MEME!?
169f24 No.131883
>>131870
They have those in Japan.
>>131871
I have the most shameful boner right now.
Oh God the memes are spreading
465b70 No.131884
What about just laying there and ignoring her completely?
474fae No.131886
I'd teach her about fresher more dank memes.
86945c No.131887
>>131884
"This kills the man" and SexyLosers references.
465b70 No.131888
>>131887
There's a better meme to help deal with that. It's called alcoholism.
169f24 No.131889
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b8813e No.131899
>>131886
"Cheshire, this is CIA."
f966c5 No.131902
>>131871
>after your intense meme inspired gang rape you wake up between your girlfriends tits and your best friends tits
>your best friend wakes up and her blue eyes pierced your soul, she wanted to toy with you more
>she shakes your girlfriend awake and they both pounce on you
>your best friend grabs your hard cock and tells your girlfriend
>it's dangerous to go alone take this!
>You let out a squirt of precum and your friend licks it off her hand
>your girlfriend now slides your dick inside of her
>you friend not the one to be left out now sits on your face
>WOMBO COMBO both of the girls yell as you shoot a load in your girlfriend
>GIT YO ASS WOOPED! And with that your girlfriend whips your ass with her tail
>Anon, how can you say you love her if you don't eat her poop?
>Shamefully, you get more turned on by that and lick your friends pussy and ass and you are still hard
>Soon, the three of you cum together, but you needed a little bit of help
>Anon, all your base are belong to us
>your balls tighten and you slam your dick all the way in and you suck your friends clit super hard
>THIS ORGASM IS STRONGER THAN CHUCK NORRIS your girlfriend screamed at least your friend just moaned a little
>I want some of Anons cum, your friend said
>Here, eat it out of my pussy, girl!
>Oh yea, some normal sex action
>But your girlfriend queefed on your friends face
>Sorry, girl, but the cum was a lie!
>You shoot another big load that lands on your friend's face
>Thanks, Anon
6aee37 No.131912
If she loved me sure, not like I could do any better
6aee37 No.131915
It could be worse, you could be forced to date this
3fa684 No.131918
>>131915
>tfw no qt NEET Lamia imouto gf
Imagine, she coils around you and doesn't let you go until you play vidya with her and buy her CHIPPU
994776 No.131921
>>131888
Trips of truth right here.
a41c93 No.131922
>>131915
Man, I almost forgot that bit of cancer existed . . .
86945c No.131932
>>131922
That's not funny! That's how my father died!
f43a8b No.131933
I'd sooner turn into an alp than sleep with that cancerous piece of trash. Hell, I'd rather fuck a matango. At least that rots your brain so you stop caring.
f966c5 No.131936
>>131932
#FUCKYOUCANER
Sorry to hear that, Anon. Hope your dad found peace
04c541 No.131937
Do you think meme cat is related to familiar?
f966c5 No.131938
>>131937
I think she'd be related to this guy.
7dba3e No.131939
>>131863
To be fair, the first time this happened I'd laugh my ass off.
36c4b0 No.131955
>>131915
I'd date her. I'd beat her in vidya and then cuddle with her.
793c43 No.131967
>>131849
Truly Ammit has abandoned us
793c43 No.131979
Spray bottles exist for a reason
c9e469 No.131980
>>131937
I do see the resemblance.
It's like Cheshire fused with the Alice.
328792 No.131983
>>131968
>being so autistic that you murder your waifu because she likes bad jokes
994776 No.131985
>>131983
She's not my waifu.
f966c5 No.131996
>>131968
Okay, fuckin' serial killer. Then after you kill her, you're gonna get some OP detective on your ass and go to buttfuck prison.
There needs to be a monster girl detective
994776 No.131997
>>131996
>implying any judge would find you guilty for putting her out of her misery and yours
f966c5 No.132003
>>131997
>implying that you won't get a monster girl judge in an amazingly damning turn of events
>implying prison won't have a bunch of convicts who love monster girls and hate monster girl killers as much as pedophiles
Your anus will become Bubba's golf club bag.
994776 No.132008
>>132003
That's why you make sure to dispose of the body properly. No evidence, no problem. ;^)
ed86c3 No.132009
>>132008
You forgot about the meme cat that's been living with you disappearing for no reason
994776 No.132012
>>132009
Oh the poor darling. I miss her so. Please tell me you'll find her officer. I worry that some manlets might've gotten her.
6aee37 No.132013
>>132012
as a manlet, can confirm we get so lonely we would take anyone, especially memecat
8991d6 No.132014
>>132008
>That's why you make sure to dispose of the body properly.
Well, I guess I'm not too surprised that tumblr tier murder cover-up justification has been used. All murder-hobos use this line of thinking. A missing person's case being followed up that the lover had recently purchased lab chemicals and poison totally doesn't look suspicious.
32e9cb No.132017
>>132014
It's all a moot point anyway; corrupted Meme Magic guarantee's the Faggotcat gets Frankensteined and comes home like nothing happened.
>the is no relent from the torment
>the path of blood only makes her get obsessed with the "skeleton war" Subculture bullshit for a week
8991d6 No.132019
>>132017
To be fair I actually find bone puns amusing. Still no excuse to murder memecat or any other respectable mamono for that matter.
05dd30 No.132021
Tenderly love her despite her flaws. She's sexy, she cares about me, and I'm desperate. As long as she tells me that she loves me every now and again, the memes will be somewhat tolerable. At least until she drives me insane and I kill myself
85d143 No.132031
>>131968
Can you imagine what ghostmemecat would be like?
>She exclusively spouts dead memes now, like early 2000s
80ab00 No.132032
>>131968
You're fucking retarded shes going to come back and bring you more dead memes.
994776 No.132033
Man, Now I want to see something akin to The Tell Take Heart, but with monster girls.
994776 No.132034
37de95 No.132049
I would still fuck faggot meme cat.
4b6d9d No.132054
>>132012
only manlets would make dumb edge posts like these
816bc1 No.132060
>>131849
Her personality is awful and living with her would get annoying fast, but I would have sex with her. If I have to put up with her shit personality, you better believe that I'm at least going to get my prize at the end of the day for doing so.
With a girl like her I'd probably spend long hours away from home. I would claim to be working late, but actually be doing other things like going out with friends, drinking, or playing the vidya at another place. When I got back home I would tell her that I was working late. I would eat, have sex with her, and then go to sleep. I'd wake up the following day and do it again. Ideally I'd like to minimize my contact with her to shoving my cock down her throat.
I do not think that it would be a very fulfilling relationship, but as OP said, I'm cursed and have no other options.
8fd433 No.132307
>>131849
>No, you can't do anything to her to make her shut up
Gag her for sexy times.
64b2d3 No.132312
I like memes so I don't care.
d640d6 No.132313
>>132312
But are you sexually attracted to memes?
64b2d3 No.132314
>>132313
No but I'm sexually attracted to her body. I don't care about what comes out of her mouth.
64b2d3 No.132317
Besides she'll grow out of it just like the rest of us did. I was really into memes when I first found ED and went to /b/ and everything. I'd have to be one cringy bitch to act like ooooh I hate memes memes are dumb. We all laughed at that shit, don't play that game.
889e00 No.132319
I would fug her and father the great lineage of faggot meme cats. One of which she would probably name Dovahkin. I would become the Father Abraham of faggot meme cats.
994776 No.132335
Edgeposging aside, the best way to deal with memecat is to barrage her with even danker memes.
Until she's baneposting like a champ and bashing on normalfags, she won't be good enough.
e53996 No.132434
>>132335
>you and memecat reach an endless cycle of trying to out-meme each other, eventually becoming nigh-omnipotent meme magicians
Memecat is truly the best girl.
101a2a No.132441
>>131849
>faggot cat claims you
>she has sisters
>they all fuck with you
>they all fuck you
>they will all have litters of faggot cats that will swarm through town like a biblical plague
>mfw
f8d1c6 No.132470
>>131968
Obligatory edgy kid.
b8e2b3 No.132473
>>131968
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
e40b83 No.132486
>so you like memes then?
*tssschh*
>pathetic
*charges chakra*
>if that's the case…
*teleports behind meme cat*
>I'll show you the true MEMING of your actions!
*unsheathes katana*
>TIME FOR JACK TO LET ER RIP
*AMATARASU*
>that was nothing personal kid
*lights a cigarette and looks to the night sky*
>just business
*walks away*
279ea0 No.132490
>>132486
>that was nothing personal kid
>not personnel
For shame . . .
357bd2 No.132564
>>131849
I'm going to outmeme her.
I've shitposted my whole life for this day.
She will not be able to withstand the Dual Assault of both my dank memes AND The D.
d0bff2 No.132566
>>131915
>not wanting to snugglefuck snek
u 'avin a giggle m8?
2733e6 No.132584
Call upon the meme magic, then sire a generation of high power magicians.
4a3b9f No.132630
>>131849
>not loving her forever even though she has a shit sense of humour
765e40 No.132723
>>131968
>getting buttblasted enough over memes to kill
80ab00 No.132727
>>132723
what if there was an edgy guy that would go on killing rants while cheshire ties him up. his voice will change pitch after she starts sucks him off.
people hearing it would think its some form of bedroom degeneracy because the apartment walls are paper thin.
357bd2 No.132728
File: 1453586333774.mp4 (406.82 KB, 478x360, 239:180, Undertale- Wake me up insi….mp4)
>>132723
Memes are spr srs bsns.
994776 No.132730
>>132727
>"I'm going to tear your fucking head off, you rotten bitch!"
>[SLURPING INTENSIFIES]
>"Then i'll chop you up and burn you alive with your shitty me-eeeemes."
>She just looks up at him and lets some cum drip out of her mouth onto his dick.
>"Fuck you, faggot cat."
That would be pretty fun.
765e40 No.132738
>>132728
the memes must flow
357bd2 No.132739
>>132727
>>132730
Why is that so hot!? FUCK
6aee37 No.132766
>You will never throw out/delete all your pepe and wojack memes because you'll never have that feel when no gf ever again
>You will never make her cry tears of joy when you give her a "TOP GUN" hat with the "GUN" sloppily replaced with "CAT" for your anniversary.
>You'll never name your children after memes
>You'll become oldfags together and start thinking that the new fangled memes today are shit compared to the good ol' shitty memes
d640d6 No.132771
>>132766
>you will never convince her to get transformed into an echidna simply for the sake of more memes to choose from when naming kids when she's giving birth to a wide variety of monster girls
>you will never get to name your sharkmaid daughteru Cockmongler
6aee37 No.132779
>>132771
>The town will never fear your family every year when April 1st rolls around
>You'll never give birth to dubs (twins) and name them Checkum and Bateman
>You'll never throw a MASSIVE celebration when one of your children get dubs (turn 11, 22, etc)
>You will never infuriate your spoilsport hellhound neighbor by constantly doge speaking around her
>That will never stop, even when all 3 of you end up in the same retirement home
>Both of your phone's text message inboxes won't constantly be filled with entire conversations made up entirely of smug animu grils
d640d6 No.132802
>>132779
>she will never orgasm in meme bliss as she gives birth to a Hantu Kongkek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hantu_Demon
d8f633 No.132806
>>132802
What do soul squashing demons have to do with memes.
d640d6 No.132810
>>132806
>latter part of the demoness's name is literally "Kongkek"
>"what does this have to do with memes?"
d8f633 No.132815
>>132810
Fuck my bad, didn't read that far in.
d640d6 No.132816
>>132815
Think Mimi would have a Kongkek best friend that she lusts after?
b7bf38 No.132817
Back in 2013~ 'shitposting' on imageboards was never bragged about like you see nowadays and in this thread. It was only mentioned when calling out anons on their shit.
Maybe I jumped into the Berenstain timeline.
d640d6 No.132818
>>132817
Please make sure to differentiate between funposting and shitposting in the future.
b7bf38 No.132821
>>132818
They're both the same.
d640d6 No.132826
>>132821
That is incorrect, anon.
Funposting and shitposting have two individual moods to them.
75d8b0 No.132872
File: 1453603417905.jpg (20.72 KB, 357x271, 357:271, you don't seem to understa….jpg)
>>131849
>No, you can't do anything to her to make her shut up or grow a better sense of humor.
I can, as a German I will simply answer her memes with dry humor puns.
She will stop with the bullshit or my pun-ishment will destroy her.
8eb18c No.132877
I've been in anon imageboards for almost 9 years. She merely adopted the memes. I was born on them, molded by them. I didn't see actually funny OC until I was already a man.
169f24 No.132880
>>132872
Thank God I just saw that on TV, or else that would have went right over my head.
d640d6 No.132882
>>132872
>She will stop with the bullshit or my pun-ishment will destroy her.
No anon.
She will then immediately assume that long chains of puns are inherently an Undertale reference.
37de95 No.133217
>>132730
So who's going to writefag this?
e40b83 No.133222
>>132882
That's it then. There is only one way to end this autism.
>IT'S JUST NATURE TAKING ITS COURSE FAGGOT CAT
>YOUR MEME… ENDS HERE
1ca20d No.133227
>>132441
>none can stop the memecat plague
>mfw the world becomes engulfed in memes.
6aee37 No.133290
I hated faggot cat, but I now I'm starting to think shes best girl
f411e5 No.133452
>>133290
That's because she is
f411e5 No.133453
>>133217
I would ruin it. Not me.
101a2a No.133471
>>131915
the nightmares of our world will flood into the monster girl universe and slowly destroy it.
097087 No.133496
> What would it take to make you agree to sex with her?
So beyond blind drunk, an Oni would consider me a fucking slutty drunkard
> How would you feel about it the morning after?
Hopefully I'd have so much hair of the dog/cat that I'd never fucking sober up
> How much do you hate her?
As much as my dad I HATE YOU GERAAALD!
> How much do you hate yourself?
Not as much as she hates living with a girl
6aee37 No.133987
>Browse /monster/ before going to work
>Leave web browser open on fluffy tail thread
>Come home 9 hours later
>Faggot cat roomate is standing by the door to the laundry room with that same smug grin
>The dryer is running, is she doing more laundry? Thought she cleaned all her clothes yesterday
>"Back from work anon? Dryers just about done, I have a surprise for you."
>Start to break out in a cold sweat, this can't be good
>Dryer buzzes
>She opens the door, and what looks like 50 boxes worth of fabric softener sheets falls out
>She pulls out a big fluffy striped scarf
>Wait that's her tail
>She reattaches her tail and immediately presses me up against the wall and whispers:
>"Touch. Fluffy. Tail."
And that's how me and faggot cat got married 1 week later
aea404 No.134047
>>131968
>you mix that cocktail
>you sit back and put your feet up
>you raise that glass and toast to the perfect crime
>a glass clinks against yours and the toast is seconded
>the glass has a carrot in it
>she's sitting there wearing gray bunny ears
>you know what's coming
"Eeeeh, what's up, doc?"
387353 No.134131
>>134047
Fucking faggot cats
0dbc76 No.134187
>>132882
This will not stop my puns.
My puns will be so bad, they physically hurt.
Soon every time she hears my voice, she will tighten up.
4a71ca No.134235
>>131849
Seems like a good match for me, memecat is top-tier monstergirl and I'm a fairly dank memester myself.
>>132017
This. Memecat will come back. Possibly even the very next day.
4a71ca No.134237
>>131849
Seems like a good match for me, memecat is top-tier monstergirl and I'm a fairly dank memester myself.
>>132017
This. Memecat will come back. Possibly even the very next day.
hotwheels I'm not flooding
4a71ca No.134238
>>131849
Seems like a good match for me, memecat is top-tier monstergirl and I'm a fairly dank memester myself.
>>132017
This. Memecat will come back. Possibly even the very next day.
hotwheels plz fix site
4a71ca No.134240
>>131849
Seems like a good match for me, memecat is top-tier monstergirl and I'm a fairly dank memester myself.
>>132017
This. Memecat will come back. Possibly even the very next day.
hotwheels plz fix site
this isn't a fucking flood let me post
4a71ca No.134244
>>131849
Seems like a good match for me, memecat is top-tier monstergirl and I'm a fairly dank memester myself.
>>132017
This. Memecat will come back. Possibly even the very next day.
hotwheels plz fix site
this isn't a fucking flood let me post
let me fucking post reeeeeeeee
4a71ca No.134245
>>131849
Seems like a good match for me, memecat is top-tier monstergirl and I'm a fairly dank memester myself.
>>132017
This. Memecat will come back. Possibly even the very next day.
hotwheels plz fix site
this isn't a fucking flood let me post
let me fucking post reeeeeeeee fucking autistic piece of shit site
4a71ca No.134246
>>131849
Seems like a good match for me, memecat is top-tier monstergirl and I'm a fairly dank memester myself.
>>132017
This. Memecat will come back. Possibly even the very next day.
hotwheels plz fix site
this isn't a fucking flood let me post
let me fucking post reeeeeeeee fucking autistic piece of shit site
error bad gateway
error 502
flood detected
f411e5 No.134259
8991d6 No.134263
>>134246
Holy shit nigga are you okay? It seems the cripplekike has deemed you worthy as sacrifice.
8eb18c No.134265
>>134235
>>134237
>>134238
>>134240
>>134244
>>134245
>>134246
Local anon loses his shit
Faggot cats laugh in amusement - More on page 11
cfe60c No.134266
>>134187
Wew lad
On topic, I am beginning to gave a thing for maymay cat, and have some ideas for some greentext or one-shot stories.
8f9c96 No.134643
>>133496
y does she have burgers on her ass? WTF?
d640d6 No.134646
f0c254 No.134685
>>132815
Hantu Kongkek: A female counterpart of the Orang Minyak, who is said to rape males at night and drain their life-force, similar to the western succubus.
4b6d9d No.134689
d640d6 No.134692
>>134689
Wait a fucking second, I just realized something
>Orang Minyak
>Orang
>ORANGUTAN
Okay, this is getting too fucking insane.
4b6d9d No.134697
>>134692
i thought you knew that already which is why you posted her
d640d6 No.134705
>>134697
Surprisingly no.
I only posted her because of the "kong" in kongkek.
3d20ca No.134775
>>134689
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
aea404 No.135155
>>131849
>How would you feel about it the morning after?
Hold oooon…
To the niiiight…
there will BEEEE NOOO SHAAAAME
58d17f No.136657
There's been meme porn before, now hasn't there?
What would Mimi parody porn be like?
994776 No.136678
>>136657
Every single cheesy porn parody there is.
58d17f No.136685
>>136678
How possible would it truly be to make /monster/ parody porn?
Remember those articles a while back about Israeli art students getting sending overseas to malls in America to spy while ripping us off with dead sea products, and how they do ANYTHING to guarantee a sale? What if one were to bring a danuki costume along with them, and a camera, and offer to buy a few hundred dollars' worth of products from one of the harlots running those kiosks if they head to the nearest family bathroom with you, put on the costume, and quickly engage in some kind of embarrassing half-improvised danuki porno you've mostly written down on a script you brought along for them to say (with "boyim" being uttered at least a few times within the script, of course, among other obligatory things) and then end the recording by reclothing yourself, kindly explaining that illegal contracts cannot be enforced within the U.S., then throwing whatever loose change in your pocket you have in her face while yelling "POCKET CHANGE!" and running away?
The costume must include fluffy calves, of course.
0c971b No.150010
>>136685
>tfw I still haven't gotten a response to this
c5f357 No.150046
>>136685
>>150010
Holy shit was this thread really 26 days ago?
I remember that thread, though I don't remember the bit about making the stag flick.
Just imagine finding all of the Wonderland mamono like the Cheshire, Alice, Mad Hatter, etc. and making it a porno where a man wanders through Wonderland while saying something vaguely similar to the book?
c5f357 No.150051
>>150046
I forgot the most important part.
Where he fucks all of them.
6aee37 No.150053
>>150051
No, the most important part is
He stumps the Cheshire Cat by kneeling and asking for her hand in marriage
0c971b No.150056
>>150053
This would be better. I would prefer a porno in which he stays faithful to either a cheshire or an alice the whole way through. That'd make it even lewder.
c5f357 No.150062
>>150056
>>150053
Cheshire is the only way to go, anon.
Although, there is a better way to stump the faggot cat…
7fb0b2 No.150066
>>131849
The fuck you on about mate? She fan-fucking-tastic! She's a solid 10/10 and I think I'd like to hear dank memes as I plough her pussy.
6aee37 No.150068
>>150066
I thought I was the only one who would give her a meme so supreme she'd let out a scream
0c971b No.150072
>>150066
>>150068
I scream, you scream, we all scream for nice memes.
Come to think of it, what would a memelord yuki-onna be like?
ccbd4e No.150085
>>150068
>>150072
>Have meme-loving GF
>Come home and find her shlicking whilst browsing knowyourmeme.com
>For the Millionth time
>Sigh and strip, you know what's about to happen.
6aee37 No.150093
>>150085
>Out of a stroke of (bad)luck, a casual picture she took of you and (much to your chagrin) posted on the internet becomes immortalized in meme-dom
>This picture is of you doing something completely normal and routine
>Now every time she sees you do this she presents herself to you, head mashed into the carpet, while furiously masturbating.
I just wanted to eat my fucking oatmeal.
ccbd4e No.150105
>>150093
On the plus side you can get her to cum just by mentioning her favourite memes, and if you want hot sex for hour after hour, just let her make her own meme.
c70025 No.150114
>Romantic movie night with memecat
>Close Encounters of the Third Kind
>At your request she's been holding it in the whole movie
>Get to the end, the spaceship lands
>As the door opens and you catch your first real glimpse of the aliens, you lean into her ear and whisper the words she's been waiting to hear all night long
>ayy lmao
>Engage in raunchy sex as the credits roll
8b40fa No.150127
I wouldn't feed her responses, that's for sure. Even negative attention would worsen the habit.
f966c5 No.150149
This would be faggot cat's favorite porno.
7fb0b2 No.150157
>>150149
Da fug did I just witness?
f966c5 No.150160
aa34be No.150170
>>150149
okay the last part with the chrome got a chuckle out of me
c7abda No.150287
>>131852
Let's not beat around the bush here, at this point most of us would settle for a cu sith
0c971b No.150340
>>150085
Well, yeah, but how does this change once it's a yuki-onna like I asked?
0c971b No.150341
>>150287
>"most of us"
>/furry/ is 'STILL trying to push their "furfags in denial" meme
32e9cb No.150399
>>150340
She'd literally only make Frozen references.
d8f633 No.150413
>>150287
b2 >>>/furry/ and stay back.
I kinda want to see a story where paIadins fuck up the furry monstergirls and get rewarded with lizard and salamander waifus.
80ab00 No.150424
>>150413
there is no such thing as "furry Monstergirls" you made a stupid mistake, just say furries next time.
d168db No.150439
>>150433
Why are un-furried furries so good?
0c971b No.150440
>>150399
Don't forget Cirno references.
0c971b No.150441
>>150424
This. Either it's a monster girl, or it's a furry. Make up your mind.
>>150433
>>150439
Because the ones that get defurred are the ones that rightfully deserve to be defurred, unlike KC's Cait Sith.
d168db No.150445
>>150441
So it's kinda like the monster in the outside thing, except it's shit in the outside, while being good in the inside.
a8ef31 No.150464
File: 1456607249149.png (Spoiler Image, 1.63 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, monster - Cait Sith defurr….png)
>>150441
She's already defurred.
f12077 No.150539
>>132882
So you're saying she's gonna be pulling soul-cringing Sans puns?
Yup I guess I'll have to pull out a Zed and break out the gimp.
d8f633 No.150673
>>150424
>>150441
Notice how I put "monster girl" in quotation marks when refering to "furry 'monster girls'".
Sarcastic quotation marks basically mean "not really".
>>>/school/
0c971b No.150680
>>150464
Yeah, but in that pic she's at least being bullied with a cat toy.
80ab00 No.150721
>>150673
you wrote nothing of the sort, so in the great words of my ancestors.
Yiff in hell furfag.
0c971b No.150724
9089d7 No.150777
>>150464
Yeh, asked snowy to do that for me. He did a good job.
Why is this thread stickied? Has Mimi's shitposting warpped reality agai
0cf7eb No.150778
0c971b No.150787
Why is this stickied? What's going on?
0c971b No.150804
>>150801
YOU didn't put those quotation marks there or "write" them.
d8f633 No.150807
>>150804
Are you retarded?
ac838a No.150854
So, I believe we had an aspiring writefag in here?
f12077 No.150883
>>131871
>>131902
Welp. My fucking sides exploded from this. I hope you're happy faggotcat.
>>132441
This will be the part when they say this was all a mistake and wish it was some bad, bad dream.
d8f633 No.153038
>>150433
I've made 2 variations of your image.
The second one is how the grammar should be, the comma between 'anon' and 'right?' always annoyed me.
The first one is how I actually feel.
10/10 would purge.
d8f633 No.153039
>>153038
correction, second one is how I feel, dammit all firewheels.