7af85f No.133265
info has just come out that josh is deathly afraid of pig farms so lets post pig girls and pig girl stories to keep josh away!
f8ec96 No.133270
>>133265
We need OC, a yandere pig-chan to the Josh away.
4808ee No.133281
Well hey, if he doesn't like 'em more for me!
fd3a05 No.133294
>>133270
This is absolutely true. We need the most menacing of p'orcs possible.
cf58d0 No.133299
>>133281
>dat not so little piggie on the right
she single? if she isn't, does she have a sister that looks like her? because I'm going to lick her and stick her so good that whoever could pull me out would be the next king of england
f8ec96 No.133301
>>133299
I see you're into moemon too.
a1b3d9 No.133302
>>133299
I want the one on the left.
26b683 No.133326
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MONSTERS
Hotwheels himself confirmed that the best monster girl is the "llama". We must investigate what kind of perverted creature Hotwheels is referring to.
6249de No.133330
f8ec96 No.133332
>>133326
Llama girls?
There is no Llama girl, but /monster/ can start the OC if that's the official word of HW.
cd6660 No.133336
>>133326
>llama centaur that turns around and spits on you during sex
I mean it must be someone's fetish.
maybe if we make one Hotwheels will fix the site for us
8b7d45 No.133338
>>133299
>Have piggie gf
>It's been a hot day, there's a little sweat rolling down her cheek
>Playfully give her a smooch on said cheek
>…
>It tastes just like bacon.
>whyboner.exe
26b683 No.133341
>>133330
(He misread lamia)
90ae96 No.133342
Wouldn't pig girls like gorge on everything though?
8ffd46 No.133345
>>133341
just draw a lamia in a poorly made llama costume.
cf58d0 No.133353
>>133301
it's less about that and more about finding attractive monster grills who have better hip wrecking equipment than othersI also lurk on /bbw/ here and used to tripfag on bbwchan before it got cancer so fat monsters who are actually lookers get lots of attention from me
>>133338
>not kissing her somewhere else to find out she tastes like bacon
>not making bacon stuffed clams after you taste test
it's not "why boner.exe" it's "I know exactly why I have this boner.png"
f8ec96 No.133360
>>133353
2D makes chubby cute, and I normally find chubby women gross.
0d28b4 No.133361
P'orcs are seriously underrated monster girls.
Their MGE profile could use an update as well.
8169e6 No.133377
>>133345
I agree a poorly made llama costume on a lamina would be fantastic.
917206 No.133568
>pig girls
Yes, I've needed this. p'orcs are hard to coe by.
b1944f No.133571
I feel real bad about this thread, for I ate bacon yesterday for breakfast.
fd3a05 No.133581
>>133568
>>133361
>>133577
This is great stuff. Kinda just wish the skin was more pink.
925f7c No.133585
Don't we already have an orc thread?
a1b3d9 No.133586
>>133571
That would be a real problem for me, I love pig meat - bacon sarnie, pork pie - if it has dead pig meat I love it. If I had a pig girlfriend, I don't think she'd like me eating pig.
f619a2 No.133588
>>133585
This one's for a special occasion though.
>josh is deathly afraid of pig farms
925f7c No.133589
>>133588
Those dubs don't lie.
925f7c No.133592
>>133586
Depends, Centorea doesn't care about people eating horse meat.
They're part pig, but are still a separate species from actual pigs.
fd3a05 No.133597
>>133592
This.
Like monkeys and humans.
0974c2 No.133599
>>133299
left and right are perfect breeding material
925f7c No.133600
>>133599
Do you plan on being a moemon breeder?
a1b3d9 No.133601
>>133592
Good point, Still I'd feel super awkward eating some yummy pork sausages for dinner and then go to bed with her.
925f7c No.133604
>>133601
I'm pretty sure she would eat it too in the same vain Mermaids eat fish and humans eat apes/monkeys in some parts of the world.
669c65 No.133614
>>133604
>same vain Mermaids eat fish
not really, "fish" is comparatively a VASTLY broader category.
925f7c No.133616
>>133614
You know, they never explained what kind of fish makes up marine half of the mermaid.
917206 No.133621
>>133581
here you go
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) f619a2 No.133627
>>133616
Depends on the mermaid, I'd imagine.
Spoiler for MGQ monstrosities.
fd3a05 No.133967
>>133621
But anon, now her nose is really unnatural.
cab995 No.133969
>>133621
>snout
Still a little cute
>>133627
Second looks alright to me.
Is there something I don't know about?
f48792 No.133974
>>133621
>snout
Hmmmm….
sauce?
397886 No.133978
>>133621
>snout
Sorry, but you technically posted furshit.
Surprised this isn't deleted by the mods yet.
669c65 No.133990
>>133627
>pig nose
UH OH, SOMEBODY GONNA GET TRIGGERED TUMBLR STYLE!
SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN
casuals on this board are the worst
polite sage cause i cant find the pig girls from muchi muchi pork on my hardrive
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 480731 No.133993
>>133990
Anon, a snout is a snout.
a7fdb7 No.133996
>>133969
>Second looks alright to me.
Spoiled for the first one. It triggers some people. I don't know why, MGQ has far worse (better?) things.
>>133990
Wrong post. But yeah, it's kinda funny that my first pic is technically fine but >>133621 isn't.
b1944f No.133997
>>133621
I have the strangest boner now.
0215c8 No.133998
>>133621
I am conflicted.
I know it's snout, i know it's from a furfag artist. But somehow i like it. It's kinda cute. And it don't seem 'furfag'.
What is this?
Also, yeah it's kinda weird to see a piggie girl with no snout, since it's one of the characteristics that define a pig. Inshallah, brothers
b1944f No.134007
>>133998
Same, maybe if we make our own pig girl, instead of a snout, she oinks which is, imo, more of a pig trait than just the snout. And maybe make her skin either pink like the pic or give her black and white splotches.
917206 No.134020
>>133978
>>133993
>>133998
Wait, that's not a snout, is it? It looks more like just a nose.
maybe we should do >>134007 to clear things up. Show the difference.
0974c2 No.134022
>>133600
If by breeder you mean breed with them, then yes
397886 No.134023
>>134007
Good idea.
A pig girl with no snout, though I suppose we can make her green with fangs to be more orc-ish.
a7fdb7 No.134042
cab995 No.134294
>>134286
We had it coming.
23a892 No.134371
>>133621
no no no that isn't what he was asking for. He wants really REALLY sexy girls like pic related!
1d58e3 No.134487
What we really need is a writefag to write a story about Josh getting stalked and raped by a yandere pig girl.
>>133604
Bushmeat is very dangerous. People that eat it regularly get all sorts of diseases. People really shouldn't eat primates.
>>134371
Pic related.
fd3a05 No.134835
>>133990
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
7c274a No.134839
>>134023
>I suppose we can make her green with fangs to be more orc-ish.
>fangs
THIS!
d71c39 No.134841
>>134023
>>134839
But that's just a plain ol' ork m8.
fd3a05 No.134844
>>134841
True. We're talking about p'orcs here, not orcs. Though I guess you could make her nose a bit round and short, so long as it has a real, human look to it and isn't a tumblr nose.
7c274a No.134847
>>134841
True, but pig girls with fangs would be adorable.
Plus pigs as orcs is pretty much a thing in Japan anyways.
Even Ganon and the Moblins are NintendOrcs with the Hylians as NintendElves.
d71c39 No.134849
>>134844
>>134847
Perhaps we could have a more 'savage'-looking P'orc
>Pinky skin
>Cute twirly tail
>Some upward tusks because why the fuck not
>Perhaps give her piggy feet
>Fuzzy bristles with that cute brown n' white line likes babby boars have in legs/arms, kinda like how werecats and wan-wan are. Not sure how hands would be
>Nose a bit round and short, but not tumblr-tier and no snout
>Piggy ears (with same brown bristles)
Y/N?
What stays, what has to go?
d71c39 No.134850
>>134849
And obviously, have a voracious appetite, cute oinks and plump, curvy body.
d53c14 No.134861
>>133586
Pigs don't care what they eat. Pigs readily commit cannibalism when they can. Even beyond the difference between "humanoid" and "animal", a pig-girl probably wouldn't give a damn. In all likelihood, she would probably enjoy sharing a great big greasy bacon sandwich with you.
>>134847
Probably because AD&D orcs were pretty much greenskinned pigmen in the Monstrous Manual. Seriously, lookit dis: http://www.lomion.de/cmm/orc.php
fd3a05 No.134866
>>134849
All of that stays, in my opinion.
4808ee No.134869
>>134866
I'm with >>134849 in leaving all that shit in, it's cute.
cf58d0 No.134896
>>134849
>what has to go?
clothes do, you can't eat P'orc when you're dressed
0974c2 No.134899
>>134850
yes to the last part, curvy while not being fat
d71c39 No.134902
>>134896
>>134869
>>134866
So let's see here, standard attributes (cause it'd be boring for all of them to be like that):
Physically:
>Pinky skin
>Cute twirly tail
>Some upward tusks because why the fuck not
>Perhaps give her piggy feet
>Fuzzy bristles with that cute brown n' white line likes babby boars have in legs/arms, kinda like how werecats and wan-wan are. Not sure how hands would be
>Nose a bit round and short, but not tumblr-tier and no snout
>Piggy ears (with same brown bristles)
>Plump, curvy body (just fat where it matters)
Mentally:
>Voracious appetite
>Cute oinks
>Don't care what they eat, so they enjoy pig-meat based stuff
>Goes berserk when cornered/threatened (wild boars are actually fucking dangerous)
>Easygoing most of the time
>Like to doze off
>Contrary to popular belief, they're very hygienic
>Also they're fucking smart (really, pigs are smarter than dogs), but prefer to live simple lives, so people may see them as 'barbaric'.
>Roll in the mud because of heat.
Anything else?
Just giving my two cents.
fd3a05 No.134904
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>>134902
>Anything else?
Naturally gifted at vidya.
d9016b No.134905
>>134849
Yup.
Just leave her the cute human face with tusks/fangs and give her pig ears, tail. (Leave the feet human)
I would like Green skin for a P'Orc.
fd3a05 No.134906
>>134905
>leave the feet human
No, no, let her have the piggy feet. And normal orcs are already green, let her be pink.
d71c39 No.134908
>>134904
>peta2
Okay ain't gonna shit on ya, because piggies are actually that smart. And delicious.
>>134905
Of course, it's a MG, she does have to have a cute human face.
I wasn't sure about the feet though, and the green skin would just make her an old orc… Maybe let's wait for the other anons.
I'm not a drawfag, so we might be doing this just for fun, cause ain't got the money to commission anything.
b1944f No.134914
>>134904
>playing Mario Party with your piggie girl gf
>always rage quit since she's too OP
fd3a05 No.134916
>>134914
More like
>playing Mario Party with your piggie girl gf
>she's doing much better than you until up near the end
>you get chance time and take all her stars
>rapes the fuck out of you out of butthurt
d9016b No.134919
>>134908
>I wasn't sure about the feet though, and the green skin would just make her an old orc
The pig features + green skin would be a combination of both kinds of Orcs.
Though I can see P'orcs as blue or black if you based them off Moblins from the Legend of Zelda games.
b1944f No.134923
>>134916
>chance time
Oh, I forgot about that fucking shit…
cf58d0 No.134926
>>134902
combine voracious appetite to sex related affairs? I would like to think that P'orcs would like their sex related acts to be whole hog no pun intended plz no bully. examples? making out with your P'orc ladyfriend means no light kisses, you're going straight into each other's throats. oral sex (applies for both giving/receiving) would be a similar affair, P'orc ladyfriend won't settle for less than 100% deepthroat with your balls in her mouth, and will make sure you're using your entire tounge on her while pressed right in. actual sex itself? prefers positions that allow lots of body contact with a little bit of room so they can work their hips to grind into you. overall mood and pace? moderate but very high intensity. best mental picture for that I can give would be an ushi that wants to rape you slowly so she doesn't break your pelvis. I would imagine a P'orc would want heavy, sweaty, grinding sex, but not too fast because they want to savour the rape
7c274a No.134938
Who here would be into P'orc girl on Elf girl femdom?
fd3a05 No.134940
d0fcf0 No.134945
>>134904
Finally a game that SJWs will play so much they won't have time to destroy the industry anymore.
b0a5b6 No.134946
>>134938
Me especially the Dark elf, their child raising practices both scare and arouse me.
1d58e3 No.134954
>>134945
Please don't talk like that. They have their shortcomings and there are a few bad eggs among them, but pigs aren't all bad and you shouldn't say such horrible things about them.
4808ee No.134978
>>134902
Yeah let's go for human feet, pig feet would look dumb.
I also am down with >>134904
58666a No.135004
>>134978
Yeah, human feet would be a better aesthetic which is why they have them in MGE.
>>134926
How about P'orcs in various colors for variety?
Red, Green, Pink, White, Blue, Black and white with black spots?
fd3a05 No.135007
>>135004
Don't forget brown.
58666a No.135010
Forgot to mention that I have an idea about the Pink and spotted P'orcs being a civilized breed with no tusks/fangs while the Black, Green and Blue ones with tusks/fangs as the feral savage P'orcs.
58666a No.135011
>>135007
Of course.
Can't forget that.
fd3a05 No.135014
>>135010
What would the red, brown, and white ones be like?
58666a No.135020
>>135014
I can imagine white being civilized.
Red and Brown are probably tropical breeds that would wear bikinis or hula skirts.
cf58d0 No.135022
>>134954
>comparing SJW to our adorkable P'orcs
>>>/matangopit/
>>135004
Shit, that's a damn fine idea. We have faggotcats, raiju, and fuck knows whatever else with loud colourful fur/scales so no reason our P'orc should be left out
d71c39 No.135029
>>135004
>How about P'orcs in various colors for variety?
This keeps getting better and better.
3edf33 No.135030
>>133299
>293 erect
I remember that, but I lost the link to the story.
fd3a05 No.135035
>>135020
>Red and Brown are probably tropical breeds that would wear bikinis or hula skirts.
That fits, but what would their personalities be like?
1d58e3 No.135036
58666a No.135037
>>135035
I'll leave that to the writefags.
cf58d0 No.135079
>>135036
well I don't think they were listening. maybe a trip to the pit will smarten them up?
in other news: are we gonna throw up P'orc in OC monster thread? one of us should because reasons. tasty bacon flavoured P'orc pussy reasons. I'll link posts with the shit we came up with (if we're good with throwing this shit in with /monster/'s stuff in the OC mons thread)
>>134902
>>135004
>>135029
(physical and mental traits)
>>134926
(bedroom demeanor)
fed93a No.135086
>>135004
>>135022
>>135029
P'orcs in various colors
So pretty much like the Li'l Oinks from Paper Mario 64?
http://www.mariowiki.com/Li'l_Oink
fd3a05 No.135121
>>135086
>Li'l Oink P'orcs
My heart and boner can only handle so much.
fed93a No.135129
>>135121
>Li'l P'orcs
Colors and Patterns:
White
Black
Green with Flower pattern
Pink
Orange with Tiger stripes
Grey with white Question marks
Red with Mushroom pattern
Blue with white Stars
Silver
Gold
5f9568 No.135141
>>135129
Li'l P'orcs are our cute daughterus.
669902 No.135174
>>135086
>>135121
>>135129
>>135141
It's posts like these that remind me why I love /monster/
I love the Lil P'orc idea.
8082a0 No.135205
>>135129
>Orange with Tiger stripes
>Blue with white Stars
I can't tell which one I like more.
be727f No.135209
>>135129
>you will never have a gold p'orc waifu
>she will never tell you to bite her glorious golden ass
>it will never taste like bacon
>you'll never want another bite
a31bed No.135319
>>135209
>doing so will never restore 50 HP
fd3a05 No.135584
>>135209
>you will never have a silver P'orc waifu to rub Jammin' Jelly on
1e64c4 No.135594
>>135584
That's pretty hot.
Writefags and drawfags should get in on this.
fd3a05 No.135711
>>135594
>you will never lick maple syrup out of a flower Lil' P'orc
>you will never surprise-sex a question mark Lil' P'orc while under the effects of repel gel
>you will never ejaculate onto a star Lil' P'orc's face with the force of a shooting star
>you will never make a black Lil' P'orc orgasm so many times she loses all remaining wetness and ends up with a pussy like a dried shroom
>you will never show a tiger Lil' P'orc your dick's "thunder rage"
>you will never be suffocated between a mushroom Lil' P'orc's breasts and have to be brought back to consciousness with a life shroom
2adf1e No.135836
0974c2 No.135862
>>135174
>sub-species of orc
>colours are based on tribe(?)
>skittish
>initially shy and afraid
So basically a meek and mild monster girl, sounds cute
8bb39a No.135866
>>135086
If there's gonna be a P'orc version of a videogame pig, then I would love a Ganon one.
8de120 No.135881
The thing I saw mentioned earlier that I would like kept is yandere tendencies since josh is terrified of said pigs.
That's just a personal preference though
8bb39a No.135886
>>135881
Yandere MILF Ganon P'orc.
a8bc7e No.135892
>>135862
>skittish
>initially shy and afraid
Something like this would be good, just like wild boars. With a general distrust of others other than their own.
cab995 No.135894
>>135886
We're getting somewhere here.
004d22 No.135905
>>135886
>Yandere P'Orc Ganon MILF
Link's adventure is going to be a odd one this time.
0974c2 No.135911
>>135892
Well the idea was based off the lil' oink thing and it comes from the fact when you go inside the pasture they run for it, hence why I'm basing the "shy" and "skittish" thing off of
Basically the idea would be make them skittish monster girls unless they got the jump, and even then showing force would scare them back into meekness
fd3a05 No.135921
>>135911
They also leave behind an item if the pasture becomes too full and one of them has to leave, but I'm not sure how that can be worked into this.
0974c2 No.135927
>>135921
Item bandits, aren't orcs typically thieves? you can use that as a basis for it, could give them a rucksack on their back they hold gear and pilfered goods in, when frightened they could drop one
d5ac6e No.144696
Tiger striped lil p'orc would be adorable.
fb734d No.144722
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I'll just leave this here.
8c1c5d No.153982
>>144696
I imagine them as a close second to star lil p'orcs in terms of cuteness.
e4b418 No.154657
>>135037
Maybe they'd be really curious about outsiders; the kind of tropical natives that start touching outsiders all over out of that curiosity.