/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>Fell asleep with 32 tabs of horrible porn open, jizz all over my keyboard and cod liver oil (I use it to jack off because it works the same as lotion and also has the added benefit of deterring succu-sluts as well) wiped off on the side of my desktop chair

>Feel something brush against my leg, wakes me the fuck up

>See a tail trailing up my belly, and my eyes look up to see a succubus hovering over me.

>CONDUCTORWEHAVEAPROBLEM.WEBM

>”Heya, I couldn’t help but overhear you talking about us during lunch…” She says, her tone no doubt reflecting her deep inner desire to cuck me for a nigger

>”WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE REEE-” Before I finish my battle cry she covers my mouth with her hand, I respond by shoving my sticky lotion covered hand in her face.

>The smell alone causes her to gag. She backs off, but she conjures up a ballgag from seemingly nowhere and forces it in my mouth so I still can’t screech.

>”By the Lillim’s ara-ara tits, boy! Don’t panic, I’m not going to fucking turn you into my sex slave or anything unless you REALLY piss me off.” She huffs, blowing a lock of black demon hair from her stupid demon face. DEMON!

>”Now, all I want to do is talk. But holy hell man your hands… they just smell WRONG! I just have to say that.

>Ha, that’s because I rub cod liver oil on muh virgin cock every evening to help deter semen demons from taking what is rightfully mine.

>I read it on wizardchan, you can ALWAYS trust the people there.

>”Also what are those tabs you got open~” She asks with a devious smirk.

>Oh no.

>I’m powerless to stop her as she flaps over to my computer and peruses through my tabs of regret.

>”Anon, you’re gay? I didn’t think it was possible for a guy to like cock this much. This would explain your hatred for women I guess.”

>”IT’S NOT GA-HRHMPM!” I temporarily broke free of the gag to bellow out my rage at her FALSE accusation, but she retightened it before I could finish.

>”Fuck man you’re gonna get the cops called on me, you should watch your tone~” She taunts, closing out of all my tabs, seemingly disgusted at touching all the odd stains on my keyboard.

>”Now, why don’t you tell me what you got against us, hm? I believe that behind every ugly neckbeard’s outside is a soft, warm loving husbando just waiting to blossom forth. I would like to help you, if you let me. Will you promise not to scream when I remove the gag and we can talk this out?”

>Nod, at least so she will ungag me.

>The ball gag comes out

>”That’s it, I’m getting you out of my house the old fashioned way! I’m gonna kick your ass!”

>I throw my shirt off, my belly (my abs are hidden behind my fat, meaning I’m strong but also heavy of course!) flopping free of my tight shirts confines.

>I put up my fists and ready the ol’ one two.

>Suddenly feel myself hoisted by the waistband of my underwear like 5 feet in the air.

>Oh god, the ball gag is going back in, I can’t even scream.

>”You what mate?” She tugs my underwear up tighter, my briefs are now farther up my asscrack than I thought was humanly possible “I knew you were a little on the dumb side but holy hell man this was just a sad attempt.”

>Growl through the ball gag

>She hoists me higher, underwear recedes up asscrack further somehow

>In fact, I can feel it hitting a spot I never thought it would hit

>Start to get a half chub as a result

>Fuck man why am I getting a boner from this?

>”Ara? What’s this?”

>SHE NOTICED

>”You’re getting off from having a wedgie so atomic that it teases your prostate? Wow, I didn’t know you were such a faggot, anon-kun~”

>Feel shame wash over me as her tail coils up my leg, the continued pressure in my rear coaxing me into full mast.

>”I’m going to enjoy alping you.” Her tail now prods where my underwear is. I have a half second to question what it means before I feel something invading my backdoor.

>CONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTORCONDUCTOR.CONDUCTOR

>Next morning

>Wake up with headache

>Barely remember what happened last night

>Nose is itchy, bring tail up to nose to scratch it.

>Wait, tail?

>Slowly pan as I look down my body

>My excess fat is gone, I feel considerably shorter and I now have a tail.

>Memories of last night start flooding back

>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

>Confirm suspicions by going to bathroom mirror and looking at my reflection

>Brown, curly hair, smaller stature, flat chest, horns, spaded tail, permanent blush

>One last thing to check

>Shove hand down pants

>…no cock.

>Suspicions confirmed.

>Contemplate suicide.

>How the hell would I even explain this to anyone? My parents? My friend? My…

>Can’t really think of anyone else that cares about me.

>Fucking women, I knew that succu-slut was going to be nothing but trouble

Continue.

Its interesting. /r9k/ as an alp sounds funny as fuck

>>133963

Unfortunately if I do continue it'll be tomorrow, it's far to late for me to squeeze out another load entry tonight.

Make sure to ask /r9k/ for help, they may know how to turn back to normal.

If the succubus was australian I would've given this a 10/10.

I want to encourage the /r9k/ faggots to kill themselves already.

Undead alps for everyone!

>>133959

>>133960

Chuckled sensibly. Please, do continue, and make sure you make a backup when it's finished.

>>133964

keked fellow robot

please dont forget the autism in your future entrys

Hopefully he becomes the very thing he hates and becomes a high-level alp with big breasts and booty. It'd be even funnier if the whole time going forward he still hated his new self.

>>134062

>a mature milfy alp screaming, "GIMME TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

>>134062

And spends much of her time getting gangbanged by bros :^)

>robot living in shitty sonless headcanon gets alped

OP you are a god amongst men.

Continue.

Huh, that made me realize something. Is there any monstergirl type that doesn't become an insult when applied to human women? Somehow the qualities people like in monstergirls magically become unfavorable for humans when used figuratively.

>>134146

Well, I mean, using something as an insult highlights its negatives in general.

>>134154

Mainly that's because we use monsters with negative reputation in myths such as harpies (obnoxious, ugly, jealous) and succubi (decieving, lustful, evil) and demons (self explanatory)

But as >>134154 pointed out using something as an insult can highlight its negatives. For example, you wouldn't call a girl an Anubis irl to insult her but if they were real calling someone an Anubis would be calling them OCD and autistic

>>134162

but this is freddie mercury tier faggotry. miss robot, please continue

>Ok, gotta calm myself down. What’s the first thing I gotta do?

>First of all I’ll need to somehow let my parents know that their son is no longer…their son.

>Then I have to somehow hide this new shit and go to school while not drawing any attention to myself

>Finally, find a way to reverse this.

>Surely this isn’t permanent right? Gotta be some way to turn back into my old self.

>Just then, hear a knock on the door.

>”Anon sweetie it’s time to get up, you have to make the bus in twenty min-”

>Oh great, mom.

>Might as well get this over with.

>”Uuuhh… is that you, Anon?” Mom asks, but seemingly a lot less worried than she should have been upon seeing a monster that clearly wasn’t her son in his room.

>”Y-yeah…?” My voice was super high pitched and girly. Fuck me.

>She turns her head and looks downstairs. “Honey come up here, it happened!”

>Wait what?

>”Eeeeeehhh?!?” I put my hands on my hips and lean forward, then realize how gay that looks and quickly fold my arms.

>I also lean on my hip, which feels more natural now when I’m just standing idle, but since it also looks really feminine I actively try to stand like I did before.

>”So the boy’s alped huh?” My dad says after coming into my room alongside mom.

>”W-why are you two saying this like you expected this!”

>”We have our reasons, son. But that’s not important. What’s important is that this new body of yours is nothing to be afraid of, and just takes some getting used to is all.

>I could feel my eye start to twitch. “This isn’t right! How are you all so calm about me suddenly turning into a monster girl! I’m not your son anymore, I’m…this!” I gesture to all of me.

>Dad places his hand on his head. “No, you’re still our son, just in a different body. This changes nothing and you’re still going to apply for at least three places by the end of the week. Right?”

>Eat shit dad, this wasn’t the time.

>”Oh sweetie, no need to be so upset, I talked to the neighbors, she has a son, actually. Went through the same thing as you. He got in a fight with his bully and they both alped as a result. I hear that the alpification process is actually good, since it resets your body, you now are in perfect health as an alp whereas before you were…” She trails off.

>”I was…?”

>”An obese child.”

>Fuck you I had stealth abs I was perfectly fine, and I’m not a child though now I probably looked a lot more like one.

>”Ugh, whatever. I’m finding some way to hide this shit.”

>”Does this mean we need to change his name to something…more appropriate?” Dad asked Mom.

>”NO!” I called out from my closet. And with that, both parents shuffled out of my room awkwardly.

>Went to school with a checkered beret, something that was big enough to fit my thankfully small head and cover my horns.

>Had my tail tucked in my pants

>Ears were pressed as firmly to my head as I could manage

>All in all I was pretty sure I could at least pass for a guy.

>Still feels wrong not having a dick.

>I see my friend brad talking with one of the semen demons that were sitting near us yesterday.

>Wasn’t the one that invaded my home, though.

>Wait, is he…holding her hand?

>Fukken TRAITOR!

>Whatever man, he’ll see the folly of his ways sooner or later. Only a matter of time.

>Every class is impossible to focus in, I always feel eyes on me, even when there are none.

>When the teacher calls my name, I just stay silent.

>I know that eventually I’ll have to explain that I’m actually Anon Anonson, but until that day comes, I’ll enjoy the fact that most of the students don’t know who I am since the first day of school was only yesterday.

>”Is there anyone’s name who I did not call?”

>I think a few students looked at me, but I didn’t dare move a muscle. Eventually they stopped staring at me.

>Whew, thought I was almost a goner.

>End of day, I have to piss something fierce.

>I know that I’m technically a girl now but damnit I didn’t dress like a boy for nothin’

>Quietly slip into boy’s restroom after I watch it for 30 minutes to ensure absolutely NOBODY is in there. Can’t stand peeing around company

>Autism is a hell of a drug, looks like alping doesn’t cure that.

>Upon entering, smell of piss hits me like chris brown.

>The regular toilet is out of order and all of the urinals are stained as fuck

>I consider backing out and trying another one, when another guy in a large trenchcoat wearing a trapper hat waltzes in.

>In hindsight, I still could have walked away and been fine, but at the time if I walked away I imagined they would think I’m some stupid germaphobe that can’t handle a messy restroom.

>Social situations aren’t my strong suit, okay?

>I had to at least fake going to the restroom now.

>I go up to a urinal, he lumbers up next to me. Way to have good restroom etiquette, fagit.

>How am I going to fake having a dick? SHIT!!!

>Suddenly get ingenious idea

>Slowy poke tail through my legs and reach in pants to pull it through

>As long as they don’t look down at me too close it’ll at least look like I have a dick.

>Suddenly, trenchcoat flies off revealing a minotaur underneath.

>”HHHRAAW!” She descends upon me like a great white, and grabs me by my ‘tail’

>”KYAAAA!!!” I whine as she hoists me up, she now has me dangling by the tail and my pants are hanging off one of my legs. It’s a pretty compromising position. Even worse, I didn’t even mean to make that noise. It sort of just happened automatically when she pulled my tail.

>”Wait…you ain’t a shota! Get out of here faggot!” The minotaur boots me out of the men’s restroom, and I just stay out there on the floor, pants off, face down, spaghetti cascading out of my pockets.

>Eventually get up, thankful that nobody was around since school is already out. I tug my pants up and let my tail hang out this time. That feels better, actually.

>Still gotta piss though.

>Ended up holding it until I got home.

>Pissing in my house, I pull out my phone and visit /r9k/, surely they’ll have some advice for me after I explain my situation to them.

>”GET OUT FAGGOT YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM, NOW!”

>”You realize how people alp, don’t you? Get off here you queer.”

>”Go back to /fit/ or /cuteboys/ wherever you came from fuck man they’re both the same to me.”

>”This is what you get for jacking off to gay shit like traps.”

>Suddenly huge argument over whether traps are gay or not, I just close out my phone and hang my head.

>Contemplate making suicide post

>Nah, they’ll tell me to do it.

>Parents try to make conversation with me, but I don’t feel like eating my tendies and if I don’t feel like eating my tendies something is deeply wrong.

>Eventually just head up to bed, then wonder if fapping to traps is gay now that I’m technically the opposite sex.

>Eh fuck it, apparently only closet homos get alped anyway so it won’t matter to me.

>Okay, how the hell do girls masturbate?

>Tried all night, ended up watching videos about female anatomy just to know what the hell I had down there.

>Still couldn’t cum to anything

>Sexually frustrated, trying not to be noticed in any of my classes, trying to get used to using the women’s restroom

>This couldn’t go on.

>I decide one day to take it upon myself to find a way to change myself back.

>Lurk like hell on /fit/ since that’s where all the faggots hang out, maybe they’ll have an alp thread or something.

>Turns out there is, an alp help thread.

>How convenient.

>Give them my story and ask them how to turn back.

>Couple of people laughing at me

>>”Not wanting to turn into a female so a man can come inside you. What are you, gay?”

>Eventually an actually helpful anon says that with proper gains and a careful workout regimen, I can regain enough masculinity to change back.

>Finally, a glimmer of hope!

>”Alright, any suggestions on which gym I should go to?”

>”Where u live fam?”

>”Cityville, Townstate.”

>”Oh hey I ain’t too far from there, there are three gyms there that I know of.”

>”I would prefer one without larger more intimidating monsters since I don’t want to be bullied, and muh social anxiety would prefer a more quiet one.”

>”Oooo in that case I got the perfect one for you fam, you’ll fit right in.”

>Fuckin sweet.

>>134533

bad idea nigga

>>134533

Go, this is a good chance to become a man again. Just make sure to lay your cards on the table. Make sure you tell him you're not gay.

>>134533

>”I would prefer one without larger more intimidating monsters since I don’t want to be bullied, and muh social anxiety would prefer a more quiet one.”

>”Oooo in that case I got the perfect one for you fam, you’ll fit right in.”

He might as well have posted on /cutealps/

>>134543

Should we tell her? Let's not tell her, it'll spoil the fun.

>>134745

you will be /fit/'s fuckboy and like it, alpbait.

>>134747

Enjoy your USED GOODS furposters

>>134751

wearing your depression like a fursuit does not help your case, nigger.

Tell me anons, in all your wisdom:

Why are alps a best?

Will bump with true answer soon

>>134783

They're made for bullying. That's enough for me.

>>134783

1. Bro-tier woman

2. Get rid of queers

3. Excellent targets for teasing

4. Less likely to fuck with your head than other monster girls

>>134783

They are to be bullied and/or raped. They confuse my Slavic faggot detector. They are women, bug used to be men. At least with trannies, they ping as degenerate men. Alps are confusing.

>>134797

The key word is "used to"

As in they are not anymore.

>>134798

Still enough of a grey area to confuse the sensor.

>>134745

I call bullshit on the idea that robots wouldn't turn down a fellow robot in need. If they show any signs of being a NORP you'd lose your shit and tell them to get out. Honestly, I'd rather deal with your typical Normal than a robot for the simple fact that it's easier to hide my monster girl fetish and anime obsession from them than it is to hide my normal traits from robots.

Also, what is up with the tendies shit? Chicken tenders are fucking good, nothing not normal about them.

>>134783

Nay, for while all of these are good points, there is not ONE of you who has seen the truth of it!

And that truth is found in the phrase, “Can’t beat the dick”.

Hold there! Before you denounce me and Alps as degenerate, let me say this – Alps do not HAVE the dick, and that which was once a man is a man no more, for they have seen this truth and realized it is they cannot beat the dick. For there is a difference between a man, and a faggot.

Think of those men you have known in your life: those who cannot provide for a family, those who prance around as faggots insisting that taking dick up the butt is somehow a noble thing, or those that insist they are female and deform themselves. Unworthy wielders of the dick are they! To be a man is not only to have a dick, but to know when it is right to use the dick!

Maledom, femdom – unworthy! True use of the dick is that both shall know whom is doing the thrusting, and whom shall sheathe the dick. It is here that Alps prove themselves best girl. For an Alp, in his male body, has seen that they would be an unworthy wielder of the dick, whether with man or woman, and has seen fit to bestow the strength of their loins upon they that dicks them. When you fuck an Alp, you fuck with the force of all the dicks that came before!

Some men might have dicks enhanced by their waifus – but these pale in comparison to the dick strengthened by willing submission and fealty to a true wielder of it!

True then, an Alp sees their weakness and submits to their monarch of dick, and so the monarch shapes them, their subject. To tease an alp, or bully an alp, or protect her smile – there is the act of shaping the alp.

He that by lawful dickings, grows his Alp more voluptuous, creates a fitting vessel to serve. He that bullies the alp, and creates the stuttering tomboy also creates a fitting vessel, for the denials of liking the dick only make our penises harder; after all, did they not submit and proffer forth their dick?

This then, is why Alps a best. When you fuck an Alp, you carry the force and heritage of a thousand worthy bearers of the dick before you, and in doing so, redeem an unworthy twink of their burden.

Can’t beat the dick.

>>134814

Remember jut one thing anon; 'tis a glorious thing to be a true wielder of the dick, but it is no less noble to realize that you would be unworthy and to pass on the burden to one more deserving. For it is the brave man indeed who becomes the Alp so to avoid becoming a purposeless cumpum, and faces their noogies and wet willies with determination and arousal!

>>134806

>>134821

holy shit that autism is fucking god tier. good show anon

>>134533

>Monstergirls falling for the trap

I need more of this.

>>134854

It's hardly autistic to express your love for bestgirl anon.

Now fly! Fly to /r9k/ and tell them that when the happening comes, you're gonna tease them, and squeeze them, and eventually pump them full of seed. Because they're not worthy to wield the dick.

>>134891

It's not even a fragment of my love for Alps!

>>134806

What about Alps that have no shame and hog all the dick? Like, they shock and are envied by normal succubutts, they are such semen demons?

>>135023

Their's is a sad lot in life - for they, upon finding themselves unworthy to wield the dick, seek to validate themselves in other ways. But is there any honor in giving thy sword to many kings? No! True Alps are purest of waifu's, gladly performing any service for he that has proven himself the true wielder of the dick, rather than the rogue that provides lesser services for many petty and idle lords, barely fit to wield their own dicks, much less than that of one noble enough to renounce their claim!

To redeem such an Alp is a noble thing! Show her that her dick belongs to one man, and it's you! That having lived as a lady of fortune, tis a better life to swear to a single, noble cause of giving their lust to but one true monarch!

Criticize them not, for they merely lack the attentions of one who is best fit to take their dick from their hands, as an experienced knight with a cynical heart is as valuable as a novice with great loyalty.

>>133959

>>134179

yeah exactly keep going op pls

>Two days later

>Standing in front of gym

>It’s a really small one compared to the usual size of the gyms I’ve seen.

>Fine by me, I did ask for a quiet one.

>Sign said “PALS Fitness Center” at the front, appeared to have a manlet mascot

>Walk inside, there’s a very busty succubus at the front desk.

>”Aaaawwe aren’t you a cute little thing! She pats my head when I reach my desk.

>My head barely reaches the top, being short is torture.

>Also why did those head pats make me feel so giddy? I shouldn’t have enjoyed them as much as I did.

>”I-I’m here to uh…start a membership?” I had no idea what I was doing, and I came prepared with about sixty bucks in case I needed to buy something.

>”Ooooh! Wanting to get in shape are you? That’s adorable. We have a special going on this month where members get their first five visits for free, and after that it’s 10 dollars a month.”

>Oh, that’s not as bad as I thought actually.

>”Would you like me to give you a tour?” She beckons me towards a door, behind it I could see all the exercise equipment and patrons.

>Sure why not.

>Doors open

>Man it smells minty in here.

>See guys and girls alike using equipment, no dangerous looking monster girls in sight!

>Well, there are succubi but they don’t have black sclera or anything.

>Those succubi are terrifying.

>However, I notice all of them are taller than me and have larger breasts than me.

>Why am I jealous about that? I should not be jealous about that.

>”This is the weight rack, that’s the bench press, that’s the elliptical, those over there are treadmills, oh! That right there is the leg press…”

>I’m supposed to be getting GAINS here, not comparing myself to the other women like some kind of…woman!

>”And if you’ll follow me to the back…” She leads me by my hand to another set of doors. I hear some really trashy club music being played on the other side.

>She opens the doors, and I see a bunch of succubi plus a few guys dancing, flailing their arms around and dancing like a constipated Richard Simmons.

>”This is our zumba class!”

>”…It’s called YES, YES, YES, YES!” said the head semen demon while slinging her arm and cantering in place to the rhythm of the music.

>This looked really really gay.

>”The zumba classes are my favorite by far. Wouldn’t you like to join them?” The receptionist succubi asked.

>”I’ll pass.”

>”…WORK…BEAT…FIERCE…ZONE!” The zumba instructor chanted while snapping her wrist in different directions.

>Exit the zumba room, bout fucking time if you ask me.

>”And if you want to shower off after a long workout, we have two different baths. We have two private showers, and a mixed shower. You can choose whichever one you like, and both of them have complimentary bars of soap!” She beams, picking one up off the towel rack and handing it to me.

>I squinted and leaned in really close to read the scent label.

>”Minty Dust?”

>Smells pretty good at least.

>”A-alright, I’ll come back tomorrow, after I uh… get a workout plan!”

>Okay, and if you don’t then don’t sweat it, a personal trainer can help you find one that works for you!

>Thank the succu-slut and exit the gym at a brisk walking pace.

>>135266

PALS of Din?

>>135266

>shortened version of manlet

>SLAP

>ALPS

It could be anything anon or all of them

>>135284

I guarantee you that ever succubus in there is an alp.

>>135260

> yes dance.

HAHHAHAHA my fucking sides.

>>135260

watch there be fucking gloryholes or some shit in the private showers or something

on a different note, who would fuck an alp?

>>135348

/fit/, /v/, /pol/,/gamergate/. because all of them are unrepentant faggots.

>>135260

>PALS

Oh wow, I'm honestly surprised it wasnt some ratty, nasty ass, underground rapercise gym. Just a regular ratty, nasty ass gym.

>>135348

Alps are not for fucking. Try are for raping in anger for confusing the gaydar.

Your choice whether to kill them afterwards.

>>135359

Hepaidforthewholeseatbutheonlyneeds==theEDGE==

>>135359

holy shit man need some more whet for your edge?

>>135359

Looks like a little faggot didn't get the protons from his /fit/ buddy today.

>>135361

>>135363

>>135364

>>135367

Encouraging the faggotry that is alps. For fucks sake, they were men once. They are as gay liking traps.

>>135371

pussy is pussy dude, the way i see it, once they turn then they're female and not male

>>135371

>were men once

Were. A trap is a man. A tranny is still a man. It's gay because they are men. Don't tell me you're buying into the fraud that a tranny is 'a woman now'.

An alp is actually a chick. If you don't want to fuck chicks, you are gay.

>>135375

>>135373

The problem is that they were never women in the first place. If they were a woman from the moment they were born, onwards, then they are fine. An alp was a man at one point in their life. Therefore there is implied faggotry at fucking an alp.

>>135377

its only gay if you call them their original name, fucking magic is different to turning your penis inside out and calling yourself a woman

>>135377

By this logic, fucking a fully grown woman is pedophilia because they were a child at one point in their lives.

>>135380

Aging is natural. Changing sex is not.

>>135385

neither is magic you fucking idiot

>>135385

It would be if Alps actually existed.

>>135388

sorry man, i just asked who would fuck an alp, didnt mean for it to degrade into this, my bad

Alps are still considered gay. If they were never a man before, then they'd be ok.

Let's look it like this.

Succubus = Once female, always female = No discrepency between sex = Not gay to fuck

Alp = Once male, now female = discrepency between sex = gay

It's that fucking simple.

>>135388

But it's fun. It's like playing on an old familiar piece of playground equipment. It just goes around and you'll never get anywhere, but that's the point.

>>135392

>discrepancy between sex

See, you admit they're actually female now. By this argument, sex and gender are two different things, and only an idiot Tumblrite snowflake believes that.

>>135395

Oh for fucks sake. Let's just get to the fucking point. Alps are gay. They may look and feel like a chick now, but they are still faggots. They deserve to die. End of story.

Tumblr bitches deserve to die too. Same goes for all those fucking gender studies bullshit classes. They all deserve to burn to death.

Alps a shit and you're all faggots for liking other faggots.

>>135398

Who cares gays are banned in MGE, that should be enough for you /pol/ faggots.

If someone alps, does her dick go to another guy?

>A housewife ends up pleasantly surprised that her hubby now has two cocks

>>135399

That's fine. Alps should still be abused for being who they are.

I'd assume most monster girls would end up treating them like shit for failing to become a potential husband.

>>135402

I like to imagine a few things.

1. It flies off and explodes like the Challenger

2. It rockets away leaving behind a trail of sparkles and rainbows. Meanwhile, a christmas cake bends over to pick something up when she feels the bottle cocket enter her and eject its final payload before disappearing from existence. She considers the resulting pregnancy to be immaculate conception.

3. It sprouts wings and flies away. Shortly after, a certain Lilim who may or may not be Lila-mon opens her window and welcomes the arrival of her newest pet. She keeps it in a birdcage along with the rest of the penises that alps lost, where she feeds, waters, and cares for them because that's her hobby.

>Tumblr bitches deserve to die too. Same goes for all those fucking gender studies bullshit classes. They all deserve to burn to death.

So you say, but

>They may look and feel like a chick now, but they are still faggots.

This is a different story. An Alp is biologically a woman, has the correct chromosomes, can have babies. You're literally saying that an Alp's biological sex doesn't matter because 'they're something different inside'. You are toeing the Tumblr political line.

>>135406

The displaced dicks dick off to Heaven, where they gain sapience and keep its residents happy.

>>135398

>doesn't matter if they're completely women now, the fact that they were once men triggers muh /pol/tism and none of you are allowed to enjoy alps!

Hoh-lee-schitt calm down. I know how hard the alpification process is on the mind, I know you must hate yourself for having your latent homosexuality exploited to change your body but there's no need to be upset. If you go to the next /fit/ meetup you'll find plenty of alp lovers who will accept you for who you are and give you the brotein your new body craves so desperately.

Good luck and Godspeed anon

>>135412

Alps still deserve to get killed becauset of causing this argument in the first place. There need to at least be more stories involving torturing alps.

Fuck all this stupid shit. What happened to the days when it was simple?

>>135419

>alps caused this argument

>you caused this argument

anon is there something you need to tell us?

>>135420

Yes. Alps are 6th worst girl in mge. They belong in the trash and KC should be ashamed for making them.

>>135422

its okay anon you dont need to be coy about it, we will accept you for who you are, doesnt matter if you still see yourself as a guy, alps are fine so no need to lie to us about who you really are anon :^)

>>135423

>tfw have a major hateboner for alps

>tfw no alp to rape

>tfw you will never give whiskey and headpats to your alp after you rape her

>>135425

well you've done a total one-eighty on us anon, do you feel better after getting it out your system pal?

>>135427

My boner feels like it was crafted by a thousand angry daemons of Khorne before being blessed by the big guy himself.

It is the boner of a berserker with a need to rape alps harder than the red army.

>>135433

If it makes you feel any better it is very acceptable to bully alps.

>>135434

>>135433

>be tank

>bully alp healer by intentionally eating attacks with no mitigation up

>come back from raiding

>bully alp healer by fucking her with a condom on and holding her hand and telling her I love her

Bullying alps is 100% A-OK to be quite honest.

>>135435

>using a condom

That's not very bully-like of you, is it?

>>135436

You've got it backwards, friend.

Alps are succubi. Semen is their sustenance. There is no bullying greater than fucking an alp and denying them the cum they crave to the point that they became women.

>>135436

But anon, alps want you to cum inside them because it gives them bigger curves and babies.

Bully them by denying them what they crave

>>135437

>>135438

But would getting an alp pregnant and then calling it a fag the whole time be full-bully?

>>135439

i like to imagine alps have some form of sex magic so as to prevent pregnancy, so they can continue they're escapades without fear of preggers

How gay is this, guys?

What if you got alp'd and then you meet this guy that decides you're cute and the two of you start fucking. A month later, you see bras that aren't yours and you think he's cheating on you, so you confront him. Turns out, he was actually a she and a futa who always had a flat chest and decided to just dress as a guy but despite having a penis is still a girl.

>>135439

You could bully them that way too.

Both are just as bully

>>135440

This makes plenty of sense. If you need semen to survive it seems a bit risky to have a chance of pregnancy every time you "feed".

>>135441

>futa

nigga i think your on the wrong board

>>135444

I mean succubi are apparently the most common monstergirl, maybe that's why.

>>135445

Just throwing out a what if, don't really care for futa.

>>135447

i know but hey, gotta be careful

>Interesting new story

>Get's ruined because a self hating alp had to sperg out

>>135452

>Ruined

He sperged out for like 10 posts, this is pretty tame compared to what we have in other parts of the site

>>135435

>Chilling and playing vidya

>Alp sits down next to you and says shes in the mood

>more then "in the mood"

>shes starving for cum

>tell her your busy so she has to work for it

>goes to town on you with her mouth

>dont cum yet

>tell her to ride you for it

>still nervous cause just recently turned/still in denial

>does so anyways

>after fifteen minutes you both cum

>she slumps ontop of you so your laying backwards

>she starts sobbing cause confused

>caress her back with one free hand while you kiss the top of her head

>tell her its fine as she nuzzles into the crook of your neck

>she falls asleep shortly after

>you keep playing vidya

>>135457

>tfw no alp gf to play vidya with

>tfw you won't call each other faggots while playing fightan gaems

>tfw she won't be riding your dick the entire time while the two of you focus on the game

>tfw both of you wouldn't be pulling cheap sexual shots at ea h other to try and get ahead

>tfw it won't end in you two furiously fucking each other in the couch before going for a rematch.

So uh, what happens if someone alps into a monster other than a vanilla succubutt?

>>135476

you cant, alp is alp

>>135476

>>135477

Actually, it's uncommon but it can happen according to KC.

tting GAINS here. Can’t to be jealous about sixty bucks in there.

>See guys and girls in a large trenchcoat flies off here.

>Still gotta piss the weight in.”

>Okay, I have a dick.

>Lurk like I have to do it.

>How convenient.

>This looked away I imagined as fuck

>I consider back.

>Suddenly huge argument baths. We have a special situations aren’t hand to buy some kind of day, I have a boy for a quiet one.”

>Suddenly, a glimmer off after I was doing, flailing the women’s restroom, and if I didn’t cure that nobody was around complimentary bars of soap!” She back…”

>Okay, how that I’m technically.

>Those succubus at the time if I walking off one of a drug, look down at me and girls make me towel rack and both of the same to the top, behind it through my legs. It’s a very bars a month.”

>Suddenly get up, thankful that’s where absolutely NOBODY is the other women like a brisk walking one.

>Still couldn’t feel like eating my head up to get their first five visit /r9k/, surely reach in pants try to me.

>”Oooo in they’re both the front desk.

>My helpful anxiety would thing! She perfect one for you!

>This looked really get ingenious idea

>Slowy poke tail that noise. It’s the scent label.

>Eventually huge argument over than me.

>I know of.”

>”This look down at me

>>”Not wanting to fake having a traps is what the gyms there, that’s a press, that I’m technical, they’ll pass.”

>”Oh hey I ain’t a short is torture.

>I squinted while snapping her and a mixed shower off after to me.

>Why am I got then demon whichever one without large trenchcoat wearing monsters since school is already out of the hell of them as much as I did ask for a quiet off here is, an actually helpful that’s called my tendies something.

>Contemplate showers, and read the head pats my head the elliptical, those hell do give you ain’

>”KYAAAA!!!” She leads me out think I’m technically gay shit like tail and been find a way so it works for jacking the perfect one for a quiet one.

>Slowy poke tail through masculinity to change myself back.

>I got homos get their arms around company

>Autism is a pretty compromising to fake conversations.

>Sure why not.

>Give they’ll come back…” She pats make me to the other side.

>Sexually help thread semen demon while snapping her women’s restroom after I explain my house, I pull of the music.

>Thankful anon says than me and visit /r9k/, surely the opposite showers, and if you ain’t too far from fuck

>It’ll at least.

>”This is where to using equipment, appeared with proper gains and a mixed shower. You can can can come kind of…woman!

>”This in them?” The zumba classes, trying another one, when another set one.”

>”This is what you like, and both the bench proper gains and ask them have some stainer can here.

>Sexually frustrated, then she hoists me like convenient.

>Upon entering, flailing by me, but I don’t matter to know of.”

>”Minty Dust?”

>”Ooooh! That’s the restroom etiquette, faggot!” at the front of the opposite sex.

>”Aaaawwe aren’t feel like eating my pants torture.

>Also why did the scent and visits for free, and patrons.

>Also why did ask for free, and both of the men’t you? Get out sixty busty succubi are gay now of.”

>I’m some inside, ther set of my phone and girls in sight!

>Walk inside you. What are taller than me dangerous looked realize how people of piss hits me to the usual size of people of people larger breasts that’s 10 dollars a members get their arms are myself to do it.

>Give that’s the exercise equipment, no days later

>Suddenly, trenchcoat wearing to get in she pulled YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!” said those head up holding out of the women’t you a tour?”

>Eventually head when wonder if fapping her arm and cantering, and a manlet matter, actually an actually an actually huge argumentary bars of soap!”

>”HHHRAAW!”

>”…It’s when another side.

>Sure that case I needed to have a man can’t feels bette, fagit.

>However, I noticed in anyway to chang out my pockets.

>Eh fuck it, appeared to them.

>”This is where is the women’s restroom etiquette, fagit.

>Parent baths. We have a dick? SHIT!!!

>Suddenly huge argument and my classes are taller there’s not to do it.

>Upon entering in my house, I did.

>”Minty Dust?”

>”I’m here terrifying.

>Turns on which gym at are you queer.”

>Sexually just stand peeing around since schoose which gym I see a bunch of succubi but the time if you’ll follow me to know that case I got they’re both the leg press, that’s restroom etiquette, fagit.

>Upon entering it to me.

>Two day to me.

>Pissing in played on the opposed them how the towel rack and handing in place to the receptionist succu-slut at the gyms I’ve sex.

>Eh fuck

>I’m here you queer.”

>”GET OUT FAGGOT YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM, NOW!” She beckons me out, maybe they’re both the succubi are that you a tour?” She lumbers up next to me.

>The zumba room, and trying to the using her wrist in different baths. We have walked away I ain’t you find one day to them as much as I did.

>”KYAAAA!!!” I whine as she pull out my strong workout regimen, I couldn’t a brisk walking pace.p you find of day, I have enjoyed they would see a brisk walked away I imagined as fuck

>I decide one day to change back.

>Finally a glimmer one, but I don’t dress Center” at there is, a

>>135483

>>135484

Okay, whoever the fuck you are, leave and stop doing this. Your English is shit, there's ID's that mean we know you're not the author, and you just bump the thread for no reason. Fucking kill yourself.

>>135492

Bingo, markov chains.

>>135484

>>135483

>>135520

Weirdest thing, whoever does this stuff managed to even find Bromont during those times he'd do stuff in archive.moe.

>>135484

>You can can can

How motivational.

>>135534

>>135479

Yes, in the strict sense alp just refers to this specific case of an incubus turning into a monstergirl

So it is technically possible to alp into every kind of girl a human woman can be turned into. However, everything outside of the succubus family will require high affinity, else you'd just default into a succubus upon alping

>>135492

Same thing happened over at the other alp thread.

Dear chief god, some sort of alpificial intelligence is trying to meme monstergirls into existence!

>>135484

I honestly think this guy tells the story much better than OP did.

>>135662

>>Turns on which gym at are you queer.”

OP here, gotta take a break from this story for a few days. Will see you guys later

>>135849

Oh come on, don't leave us with the duwang bot

>>135847

Oh hey I actually managed to get your attention!

Yay

>>135825

So Robalp 9000 is going to be a thing now?

>>135860

Can we duwang tomorrow instead?

RIP RoboAlp, he died as he lived

With many stronger, more attractive men fucking him from behind

>>136427

You fucking retard why would you do that holy shit

>”Bitch told me she roleplayed with someone else before me, I mean I thought she was different, she was pure! I don’t care that she’s still a real life virgin, I can’t imagine ever dating a slut who even THOUGHT of another guy sexually. It just… it’s not special enough. Is a fairytale romance too much to ask for?”

wow, stopped reading there

it's obvious this story is going to be some agenda driven shit from a buttmad cuck who was made fun of in the past for liking well-used women

It's ironic that you would make fun of someone wanting a fairytale romance on the monstergirl board, which was founded on people wanting fairytale romance

>>137462

The fuck are you smoking?

>>137464

what part don't you understand?

>Mom is waiting for me when I get home, smiling. Ugh. That's never a good sign.

>"Honey! I know that you've been taking this turn of events hard. I know that me and your father were a little bit… insensitive, before. It's just…"

>She sighs. She's got that look. That disappointed little look, like her son, the only chance her genes have to continue in the world, turned out … you know. Me.

>"It's just… I've heard this can be really good for a person. I know you complained a lot about finding someone who loved you, and you-"

>The growing look of horror on your face clues her in, and she stops, and smiles.

>"Well, anyway. I got you something special!" And she holds up a training bra, and a bright red top with 'Semen Demon' on it.

>dear god.

>"I- a training bra?! Mom, I'm not planning on ever getting stacked, I don't need any kind of bra, let alone a training-"

>She shoves them into your hands.

>"I know! I know. Just… here. Take them, try them out, see how they feel. Okay?"

>She smiles, and gives me a peck on the cheek. She actually has to bend over to do it. That's embarrassing.

>"Oh! Also, your father said that he's been talking with some of his friends at work. There are a few places you could get some part-time work. I know you're particular, but, this might be a good chance for you to get out there and make some friends! Just write a few letters, okay?"

>God damn it. Well, hell, you're only a chick for a while. And women do get a pretty free ride. Maybe you can take advantage of this- NO. If you've learned anything from Japanese pornography, it's that if you start to take advantage of being female, you will end up A: raped, and B: enjoying it.

>Maybe you can find some work as a fucking garbage man, because right now you belong in the trash.

>Hahahah, you should post that on /robo/- shit. Right. And those awful supportive assholes on /fit/ would probably just tell you you're beautiful just the way you are, and that you should really give dick-sucking a chance.

>Shit. And you even feel shitty. You lie down on bed, feeling tears flowing down your cheeks. You usually could at least hold that much back before all of this.

>And the worst part is how lonely you feel. You know a little something about loneliness, god knows. But it doesn't usually hurt this badly. It's like lying in a tub of ice.

>Maybe you can message Brad.

>Shit. He's not online. That fuckface.

>Hell with it. You pull on that hoodie, the cool black lovecraft one, and pull it down over your ears, jamming your wings under the thing. It hurts, but you're going to go over there and yell at him. That bastard's been really flaking off lately.

>Wait, when was the last time you had a shower?

>Shit. You pull off the hoodie, and toss it onto your bed, walking over to the bathroom. Ugh. You're probably going to have to worry about all sorts of completely gross feminine shit. You've heard tell of a 'yeast infection', which you think is the basis for the term 'a bun in the oven.' Ugh. Now you can't stop thinking of that bitch man-hating feminist who made sourdough with her cunt yeast. Just thinking about it is making you feel skeevy. You need that goddamn shower, now.

>Step in under the hot water. Lather hair. Lather body. Hrm. No body hair. That kind of sucks, but it's also kind of cool. Huh. When was the last time you ate? Breakfast? You weren't really hungry, either. There's none of that constant urge to eat something to shove away the loneliness. Maybe this monster shit isn't so bad. You haven't exactly been jonesing with dicklust.

>Oh sweet, some mint soap. Mmmm. Makes you feel kind of fresh.

>You step out, patting down your hair with a towel. You don't comb it, though. Come on, you're not a fucking diva.

>Ugh. The hoodie still smells of skin grease. Fuck it, you'll try the Semen Demon shirt.

>Hrm. Training bra feels kind of nice. You hadn't noticed how uncomfortable it gets with some rough cotton chafing your nipples all the time. What is this, silk?

>Semen demon shirt fits perfect. Mom has her moments.

>Kind of a nice night, actually, as you walk. There's Brad's house, a few blocks away.

>Fuck talking with his parents. God knows what they say. Besides, you've got wings, right? These things aren't just for show, right?

>You tug up the semen demon shirt in the back, until they're exposed, and just- lemme see- ah

>fuck

>SHIT TREE

>okay

>you can do this OW

>finally settled on the roof, near his window.

>okay, just open-

>Wait. Who's that in Brad's room? Holding his hand?

>That Succubus chick?

>And he's smiling.

>Your heart hurts a little. It's like… He was your friend. He's always been a good guy, smart, and even if he gets sarcastic, he's friendly.

>So how could he… How…

>COULD HE FALL FOR THE WHILES OF SOME FUCKING BITCH SEMEN DEMON?! Doesn't he know that they're all a bunch of psychotic monsters? She's probably going to seduce him and-

>Wait.

>Did she just use a charm spell on him?

>He looks kind of blank-eyed, his expression going all slack, as she starts pulling off his clothes.

>Oh shit.

>Your best friend is about to get raped.

>WHEN DID YOUR EXISTENCE TURN INTO A LIFETIME PRESENTATION.

>Shit. You should just let him get raped. Maybe he'll realize the folly of his ways then.

>But he is your friend. And you've been preparing your whole life for this moment.

>Shit. What to do.

>>137486

BREAK THAT FUCKING WINDOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>137486

Brad is not in control of his actions and it wouldn't be fair to hold him culpable for what's happening. If we save him now, he might turn out to still be pure and devoted, just easily influenced.

Even besides that; we have no one else, this is our chance to twat-block a monster girl, and we can also wreck shit and no one can get pissed afterwards because hey, it was necessary to stop the rape.

Now get in there fast and protect our man, territory, *buddy*.

>>137506

Shit, mixed up the formatting again

buddy

>>137504

never been on /r9k/ for more than a cursory glance, but nice try

you even admitted this story is meant to lash out at a group of people. you even named them yourself, robots. You wrote this story to satirize and make fun of a group of people you don't like. I don't particularly care, since I am not among this group of people that you wrote this story in order to strawman and mock.

I do think its funny that your main character strawman has an opinion which is effectively "I want a virgin waifu" overexaggerated. The part about "fairytale romance" is laughable (unintentionally), because of where the fuck you are

>>137509

You sound pretty fucking booty bothered and this coming from a guy who went autistic over alps a while back.

Alps still deserve to be raped like the faggoty little cocksleeves they are

>>137509

Robots are like alps, they are put on this earth to be bullied.

You can't fuck em like you can an alp though so really they're only good for bullying.

>KSHHHH

>shit, that was awesome. How did you even break through the window like that? You're not bleeding like a stuck pig or anything.

>The succubus looks up, her eyes opening in shock, her hands down Brad's pants, undoing his clothing.

>"Bitch!" you shout, for lack of a better one-liner, and leap at her.

>Oh god damn it, you should've told her 'Suck on this!' Fuck.

>You hit her in the mid-section, and pin her down, flailing wildly.

>Wait, aren't Succubi super-strong and tough? You're pretty sure that you've heard they're insanely strong.

>This girl's squealing like a cry-baby, though, holding her hands up as you rain blows down on her.

>"anon, what the hell are you doing?!"

>Brad has his arms around you, trying to pull you off of the other girl, who's cringing a little bit, her eyes full of fear. What the hell? Is he really that much of a traitor?! "She was going to rape you! She charmed you, and was taking off your pants!"

>Brad goes bright red, and the girl pouts. "He told me he has a hypnotism fetish! I just wanted to make our first time special! Brad, have you been fucking other succubi?! And this flat-chested tomboy bitch?!"

>Tomboy bitch? You could break out of Brad's embrace easy, but it's kind of nice. Shit, that's probably gay, enjoying getting hugged. No, no, his dick isn't touching you or anything, it's just, you know, skin on skin. That's not gay. The idea that bros can't have physical contact without it being gay is just propaganda by women to try to increase their sexual market value.

>"No! Meridiana, I swear, this is just my friend. He got alped a few days ago, you see-"

>Meridiana's eyes go wide. "Oh! Oh, my god, that's awful! I'm so sorry! Do you know who did it?" Her hands over her mouth. Fuck, like she cares. You shake your head brusquely, and she frowns. "I'm sorry. Gosh, Succubi like that give us all a bad name, turning perfectly nice boys into alps without asking their permission… She didn't ask your permission, right?"

>You shoot her a look, frowning, and she holds up her hands apologetically. Brad sighs, looking at the window. "Shit, how am I going to explain that to my parents."

>Meridiana pouts at Brad. "Brad! Your friend's gotten transformed against his will, and now he risked his life to save you from what he thought was a rape attempt! It's not his fault he tried to do something noble.

>"Look, Meridiana, Anon's my friend, but the guy's kind of an asshole-" You rub your hair. It's hard to deny that. But Meridiana's eyes flash.

>"Brad. Be nicer to your friend while they're having a hard time!"

>Brad's eyes go blank momentarily, and he stands up ram-rod straight. Then he hugs you. "Thanks, bro, it means a lot that you'd fight to save me if I was really getting raped."

>Then his eyes regain their focus, and he frowns, his arms still around you, giving Meridiana an annoyed look. "Whoa, hey, that's not cool!" He releases you, and you try to ignore how nice he smells. Shit, was that Brut or something? Why do you even know what Brut smells like?

>Meridiana rolls her eyes, and sighs. "Well, I think tonight might not be the best night to continue this." She grins. "You can think about being nicer to your friends while I walk Anon home, okay?"

>Brad gives you a mutinous look, but come on, he deserves it for screwing around with Succubi, even if this one's nice.

>The two of you walk along the street. Your shirt's a bit torn up. Mom's probably going to be pissed. Ugh.

>"Oh, I like your shirt, by the way."

>"Meridiana, as far as I'm concerned, you're a cum-sucking semen demon, and kind of an embodiment of everything awful and heinous about women, okay?"

>She grins at this, smirking. "Yeah, well, takes one to know one."

>Shit

>Did she just score points off you?

>"Look, Anon. This probably isn't easy. And I feel bad that one of my kind would do this to you. So, I'm going to help you out, okay?"

>"What, going to get me to suck Brad's dick or something and give in?"

>"Nah, Brad's mine. But, I'll help you bandage up your tits and stuff. If you ACT like a guy, you might become a guy again! Or something." She grins.

>"Pffft. You just don't want more competition for human guys."

>"Well, duh. But do you want to be a girl?"

>You pause for a moment.

>"Not really, no."

>"Then we're working towards a mutual goal." She stops in front of your house, and grins. "Tomorrow's Saturday. I'll come by around noon, okay?"

>>137526

Anon should take lesson from this to become man again.

>>137486

>Shit. What to do.

ALP UPRISING NOW

GAS THE SUCCUBI, MONSTER GIRL WAR NOW

>>137536

In addition, Anon should be drinkings of vodka and operate glorious rifle of Sergei Mosin.

Meri ain't trustworthy, guys. For all we know, those bandages she has will only grow roboalp's tits.

>>137486

watch and masturbate.

I'm coming back to this thread, but I'll continue where I left off, you do as you please.

>>137596

Cool, we might go in different directions, but that's like, 90% of the fun.

>>137611

Oh believe me, the direction I'm taking this is veeeery different

:^)

>>137486

Break the window. For the death of Lilith and the glory of Ammit.

>>137486

You're already an alp, don't become Anita Burch. Break the window and fuck her shit up.

>>137538

>>137688

>>137708

Guys for fucks sake read the thread

>>137526

The window's broken. Robo-alp is waiting till noon tomorrow when he'll meet up with a succuslut and hopefully de-alp but we all know that won't happen

>>137715

Hey don't lump me with the guys that were 4 hours late, the guy posted like ten minutes before I posted my stuff

Now that we've overtaken r9k, I wanna go over there and post a thread about how we're going to alp them all.

Idea is kinda like this-

Talk about how we're going to bully them until their cheeks are as wet with tears as their ears will be with our spit. Then we'll ruffle their curly hair and treat them like regular guys right up until something slightly difficult happens and we'll bully them again by insisting they have to stay with the girls. Then the monster girls will bully them for being weak.

Good idea y/n?

>>137761

I am always in favor of bullying

>>137765

It's done >>r9k/106484

>>137840

It'd be nice if you did it right you adorable faggot.

>>137842

S-sorry anon! P-please don't be mad, and help me do it right?

>>137843

shit i dont know how to do it either

>>137844

Uh… d-don't be mad! We can figure it out!

>>>r9k

>>106484

Th-this is the best I can do…

>>137912

oh, hi /r9k/ bordoner

glad to see you're having fun

Forgot to put in the u again.

>>137989

That conversation is over anon, we're making robots REE furiously over on >>>/r9k/106484

Should I give them an update? More bullying is always an option

>>137996

Give them whatever you please anon

>>137989

>The writefag is harmlessly satirizing a board where the members are prideful about being reclusive and noncontributing members of society anyway

nice projecting ;)

>>138048

I challenge you to prove me wrong, alpbait

>>138058

Girls, girls, you're both pretty~

No need to Alp on me now, we're having such fun~

>>137989

>you're the only person who bothered to post anything negative so you're the only one who doesn't like it

>more projecting about how YOU MUST BE A ROBOT ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE IS A ROBOT

wow, did the 'foul robots' really bothered you so much to ignite this kind of "hate" against /r9k/?

>>138299

been a while, so I just wanted to drop by and call you a faggot

>>138323

maybe I dont wanna?

on that note: homo-monsters a thing?

Alps a shit. A SHIT!

Watch me get banned by not conforming to a hugbox.

>>138335

you only get banned if you post r9k blogposting here. so dont try that /soc/ tier shit here.

>>138323

>mfw people won't stfu about alps

what is this /b/?

>>138325

Those are only allowed on /chaos/

>Next day I come back and like a procrastinating faggot I don’t have a workout plan.

>Succu-slut at front desk says no problem, pairs me with a personal trainer.

>Name is Lainsely

>She’s a tall, slender woman. Not as busty or curvy as the others but she was really toned.

>Also a succubus.

>Were there even any human women in this gym?

>Anyway, she asks me why I’ve come to this gym

>Tell her that I want to become manly again

>She laughs, further crippling my already terrible self esteem, then realizes that I’m serious.

>Suddenly, she takes my by the hand and kneels down so that she’s eye level with me.

>Uuuuuugh I hate being short.

>”Oooh, you’re here for that, are you?”

>Her voice was very subdued, so much so that it was kinda creepy. Also, her voice had a subtle british accent to it.

>Anyway, I nodded.

>She pat my head. “Lots of girls come ‘ere for the same reason. Within a few months they’re back to normal. Trust me, if you follow my lead you’ll be a man again before you know it.”

>This is amazing, who knew that all my problems could be solved by going to the gym and improving myself?

>”Right, first thing you gotta do is ‘ave yourself a nice hearty pre-workout shake. C’mere and I’ll treat you to one.” She drags me over to this built in mini-bar that served all kinds of colorful drinks with boosts in them.

>”Go on, pick whichever one you want.” Lainsely pats my head.

>”Hmmm…” I scan the menu for something I might like, then something catches my eye.

>”I’ll have a Fruity Squeeze with whey pro-”

>She slaps me, oww.

>”What the hell do you think you’re doing? Whey protein isn’t the correct one for you, you need soy protein to gain your masculinity back.” She scolds.

>”O-oh, sorry about that. M-make that soy protein then.”

>Lainsley looks at me proudly.

>The drink was served up, I took a sip.

>Tasted pretty dope, honestly. Could taste banana, strawberry, mango, vanilla, kiwi and this other flavor I couldn’t identify.

>Tasted nice and creamy though~

>Mmmmm, so creamy.

>Lainsley brought me to the Zumba room, I was reluctant at first, but she really was insistent that this would help me regain my masculinity.

>Since she’s the only one I can trust here, I oblige.

>The class is as gay as I thought it was, but I kinda liked it, made me feel energetic afterwards, despite being out of breath.

>I…I kinda wanted to do another.

>Did another

>Come out of Zumba room all giddy and happy for some reason

>”I’m right tired after all that dancin’, what say we take a shower, mate? Perhaps cool off?”

>Realize that I am actually pretty tired despite how good that exercise made me feel.

>”Alright, let’s.”

>Lainsley gives a creepy grin.

>Be in the private showers (muh social anxiety)

>washing off using the minty dust soap

>Smells…smells so minty! So fresh!

>Lathering it up all over my body.

>Soon, notice something poke my back lightly

>Freak out and turn around, and what I saw only made me freak out more.

>It was a dick, there were gloryholes in the private showers.

>”Hawawawa…hawawawawawawa!”

>Didn’t even mean to make that sound, it just kinda came out.

>Suddenly feel two hands on my shoulders slowly force me down to my knees.

>Look back, it’s fucking Lainsely.

>”L-lain-”

>”Ssshhh, no need to be scared, love. Just trying to help you out ‘ere.”

>”What d-do you mean?”

>”You see that prime slab of meat there, yeah?” She directs my gaze to the dick currently poking through the hole.

>”W-what about it?”

>”Give ‘is meat a good ol’ rub.”

>”But that’s g-g-g-gay!”

>Listen to me.” She spins my shoulders around so I’m facing her. “When alps want to change back, they won’t get anywhere by denying themselves cock. That just makes you more an’ more sexually frustrated, yeah? The only way you can overcome this is by indulging yourself.”

>Her words were something I had never heard before, and I wasn’t sure that I could trust her.

>”A-are you sure about that?”

>”Would I lie to you?”

>Think about it for a minute, then shrug my shoulders.

>Fuck it, what have I got to lose. Nobody’s gonna know right?

>Seven dicks later

>I must’ve swallowed like a gallon of semen.

>Don’t know how I managed to do that, they just kept coming and I wanted more and more after each load.

>Hated myself, didn’t even bother to look Lainsley or the succubus at the front desk as I sulked out of the gym.

>Go home, parents waiting for me.

>”We have a surprise for you, son-er daughter.” Dad says.

>”SON!” I blurt out.

>”Whatever faggot.”

>”Excuse me?”

>”Nothing. Go up to your room and take a look around.”

>Hoo boy.

>Cautiously make my way up the stairs

>Open door

>Holy fuck

>Parents redecorated the place, had pink bedsheets with floral patterns, a picture of a feild of flowers on the wall, it didn’t look anything like my room from before

>What the actual fuck, mom and dad?

>I open the door to my closet, hoping that they didn’t fuck with my wardro-

>They did.

>Got shirts now that say “Rape Day,” the name of a famous mamono band. I don’t even like them! Where are my linkin park shirts?

>Also finding more skimpy clothing, panties and…bras. Not anything actually supportive, just training bras.

>At least they didn’t touch my computer.

>I slam my room door closed and lock it, then jump on my bed and grab a heart shaped pillow

>reeeee into it out of frustration, but it comes out as more of a squeal than an actual reeeeee.

>fall asleep with the taste of cum still heavy on my tongue

>Feel like such a faggot.

>Better hope this workout regimen works…

>>138408

Unless it's yuri, of course.

>>138703

>Seven dicks later

>I must’ve swallowed like a gallon of semen.

nothin gay about that

isnt semen full of protein anyway? Protein for them gains

>>138703

He is either getting tricked into furthering his Alp transformation or he is going to turn into a faggot when he becomes a "man".

this is a corruption story, ain't it? The question isn't if he accepts being an Alp, it is when.

>>138703

>>At least they didn’t touch my computer.

>inb4 they installed cuckdows 10 on it

t. /tech/

>>138718

If you become an Alp in the first place, it's pretty damning evidence that you want to be an Alp.

Men, once genderbent into women, practically never become men again.

>>138724

He reached the point of no return when he started sucking cock.

>>138724

>practically never

Never. Once your spirit energy production shuts down, that's it, it's kaput.

>>138703

> Alp support center spreads lies that alpification is reversible to keep uninformed alps in denial from freaking out when they search for answers, gradually cajoles the reluctant newgirls into becoming slutty under the pretense of "reclaiming masculinity" at least until they're far gone enough to stop wanting to turn back and just do it because it feels good

It's brilliant and probably what would be done if Alps were an irl thing, but I can't make up my mind on whether this is a necessary approach to successful acclimation or just needless hazing for laughs at the alps' expense.

Either way, how long until someone breaks it to RoboAlp that she's irreversible and she goes on a REEEE rampage?

>>138786

>how long until someone breaks it to RoboAlp that she's irreversible and she goes on a REEEE rampage?

When she raids a sperm bank.

>>138729

I suppose this means that monsters can NEVER have sons, then!

Roboalp should've known something was up at the soy protein part. Now she's fucked.

Roboalp should've learned from slavs if he wanted to become a man again. Or if that fails, at least he's become a qt squatting slav alp.

>>138814

>a qt squatting slav alp.

I want pictures! Pictures of slav alp squatting!

Was'nt there some alp who trained so hard to be human again that she became an incubus instead?

She/he went apeshit and the trashed the gym with no survivors.

>>138935

That wouldn't be an Incubus, it would be a bizarre man-shaped Succubus that would still have to suck cock to survive. An Incubus isn't a monster, it's just a guy that's been heavily corrupted by demon energy.

>>138944

According to KC, Reverse Corruption is impossible - but becoming an incubus isn't reverse corruption, is it?

Doesn't mean he won't alp again, though.

>>138944

Meh, I guess some danujews kept shilling that story to sell their cum based whey.

They trully are worse then jews.

>>138964

Anon, the politically correct term is "danukike."

>>138961

Becoming an Incubus after becoming an Alp is reverse corruption, yep.

LILA-MON IS BACK

All hail the master of alping unwilling robots into semen demons!

>>140399

GAAAH

You're… you're the Duwang!

>>140400

Nope!

>>140559

bobanon?

>>140616

>>140604

Goddamnit no.

I'm not even sure why I suggested you all would hate me.

But if you join the /monster/ discord you'll know who I am.

>>140625

No wait, now I want to keep guessing

m00t? Moviebob? Maybe you're an ISIS member in Europe? Oh God you're not the fucking flat Earth guy, are you?

>>139015

But Incubi have corruption inside them - so much so, that they are well, Incubi.

Unless you're defining corruption as being turned into a woman?

>>140644

He posted in this thread earlier so no

>>140399

Two possibilities, in my opinion.

Either the wonderful lady who left us high and dry by abandoning her really good CYOA

Or that faggot with a tranny gf.

>>140861

On the 'chans, you really needn't bother. Considering they always cop shit, I'd say they're hardcore masochists who enjoy not getting attention. If this was an actual writing site like akun though, you'd gotta cajole those authors like nothing else, while here you can just ignore/abuse them to your leisure and they'll keep coming back.

>>134146

Amazon is usually going to be a positive thing to call a woman, these days, anyway.

So is roboAlp dead?

>>143810

RIP in peace roboalp, he died doing what he loved: getting violently drilled in every orifice.

My story just finished in the other alp thread. You're welcome to read it if you haven't already.

>>143823

ripperoni in habanero Roboalp

>>140644

hey how the fuck did you get my self-portrait

>>140638

I'm defining corruption as becoming a monster. You can't un-monsterize, as far as I can recall. And there are no male monsters. An incubus is not actually a monster, though he may gain various monster-like traits. To Alp is not just to become a woman, but to become a monster, and that is the part that is irreversible.

>>151515

>…Yeah, I would fuck me.

>>151515

Growth is uneven, clearly Roboalp should fix that by engaging in butt stuff.

>>151647

This. It's only gay if balls touch, and roboalp doesn't have that problem anymore

>>135421

I'd pay to read this story

>>151656

Don't accuse Jexx of such m-minty things, anon! I don't want to believe he updated this before dragon bully

But I'd believe it if he confirmed.

SOMEBODY SUMMON JEXX

inb4 roboalp turns into the milfiest of milfs

>>152041

Gee this is funny coming from the /v/ tard that thinks that SA trolling the board to like traps and futa doesn't make you gay.

it's all gay, your just too big of a faggot to not notice it while wearing those shit taste goggles of yours.

>>152055

Are you prepared to back your claim?

Not that I don't believe you.

>>152061

Well, first of all, I got dubs. that instantly proves my point. Secondly, read dragon bully.

>>152062

Why would Jexx write an alp thread though? He's not the active shitposty type that I've seen. In fact, nowadays he just kinda hangs in his thread. Is there some way to distinguish him from other posters?

>>152061

See: the last update in dragon thread

So.. Will there be anymore?

>>158125

It's dead friend

>>158165

:(

Godspeed, semen demon. May your bullies be affectionate and your gym showers be forever full of mystery dick.

>>135613

Wasn't there a greentext where someone got alp'd into a hellhound at college?

>>158577

Posting Ruk the Truck

Never forget Martialis

Warbros #1

>>133959

>”Gee thanks. Wait, beta what now?”

thanks OP, is good story, much obligation