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d89a30 No.134710

Hey /monster/, I'm sure a number of us have some sort of issue, be it physical, mental, or something else.

ITT: State your problems and what kind of monster girl would be able to help you with them.

ae958e No.134713

>>134710

Crippling depression, anxiety issues, emotional abuse.

Just having someone love me and tell me it's all ok. So any of them.


17257b No.134714

>inb4 autism/aspergers


dd5985 No.134715

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Just take your pills already.


08fa82 No.134720

I'm kinda lazy and have slight trust issues with people in general. I think a friendly demon girl who is fairly understanding.


fdf191 No.134721

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I'm a little anti-social but pretty normal otherwise. or at least I give a convincing impression that I am, nobody knows I practice meme magic on an imageboard with chinese cartoon monstergirls

I like sneks and kitsunes, but almost any monstergirl would work for me.


4809e9 No.134722

>>134715

Medication typically has worse side effects than what it cures

>Becoming reliant on medication

Self-Discipline is the key to everything, develop an iron will and you can force aside any problem you have as so long as it isn't physical, even then you can lie to yourself and psyche yourself up to make up for any short coming


c74422 No.134723

I just want to be held and told that she loves me. So exactly like >>134713 then, although it would be preferable if the monstergirl in question was really good at cuddling, like a snek with a preference to ryu or wurm, yeti, or holstaur


fa34b1 No.134725

File: 1453927679117.jpg (229.58 KB, 800x533, 800:533, No heroes left.jpg)

>>134710

Literal Autism.


bb5fd3 No.134726

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I'm just feeling love lonely. so cuddling lamia would be perfect.


717380 No.134729

>>134710

My problem is that with each passing day I lose a bit more of zest for life. Everything I'm doing nowadays, be it vidya, drawing, working our, arguing about politics/economy feels as though it lost its luster. I keep at it out of a force of habit but that's about it. I don't strive for anything, I have no real ambitions or goals, I've simply stopped caring. I think any MG would be helpful, because no matter who she is she'd help fill the void in me. but I guess I would personally prefer a hellhound, manticore, ushi-onion-oni or something along those lines, because I'm a masochistic and subby faggot


717380 No.134731

>>134729

>ushi-onion-oni

Whoops


b21717 No.134736

File: 1453928774785.gif (1.01 MB, 680x680, 1:1, alcoholic rick.gif)

PDD, OCD, huge distraught of women due to personal experience, crippling depression, masturbation addict, unable to finish college.

Now what kind of monster girl would want a loser like me.


08fa82 No.134739

>>134736

A qt cat girl?


7f7160 No.134740

angry at times, weak noodle arms, failed past relationships, lack of motivation and usually drink

a lot


d89a30 No.134742

>>134731

Does she have layers?


4809e9 No.134743

>>134736

>Distraught

POR QUE ANON?

you mean distrust right?

I don't want to be "that guy" but I think the harsh reality is most MG would look for the strongest, most if not all of us here would be "fire and forget" kind of deals. As much as it pains me to say


717380 No.134744


63c418 No.134746

>>134725

This, along with depression.

>>134722

I would prefer to listen to the doctor on when I can get off my Anti-depressants m8.


b21717 No.134748

>>134739

But why?

>>134743

yeah, "distrust", my bad.


1c7d45 No.134754

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>>134710

I think most of us, including me, just need a good monstergirl to hold hands and cuddle with, the question is who is receiving the head pats

I have ADD, not entirely sure which mg in question would be good to help with it. Not really a problem to begin with.

>>134729

Fuck, don't say that, anon, I'm sure you're class A rape-bait that'll get a good lamia or arachne.

The point of MGs is that there's hope for us.

I think


3657c3 No.134756

Literal dwarfism. At least it's not achondroplasia, so my proportions are actually pretty normal, but I'm fucking 4'6".

Also depression from all the shit I put up with as the result of above


1c7d45 No.134757

>>134754

Opps, that second part was meant for >>134743


08fa82 No.134758

>>134756

Whoa, 4 foot 6? Goddamn, I JUST was on a height thread on /r9k/ yesterday too, arguing that anything over 5'4" is not that short at all and everyone one that thread was well over that.

Sorry to hear that though.


dd5985 No.134759

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>>134722

Not going to say that there's a magical pill for everything, but it's a dangerous narrative you're spinning which ultimately pins the author of all one's woes upon one's self, regardless of whether one is genuinely the author or not.

You'll find that sometimes the pill has a host of side-effects. Some people just stop taking them, end up back at square one. If you've a serious medical condition that does require medication, your life is no longer care-free, it is in fact VERY disciplined, very regimented–otherwise you'll die.


d45b9b No.134760

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>>134756

you can always be some baphomets pretend shota.


3657c3 No.134761

>>134760

But then I'd have to shave, so fuck that. My beard is the only thing that keeps me from getting carded all the time


3657c3 No.134762

>>134758

It's really not that bad except for when I'm trying to get a date. Almost all girls want a guy taller than them, and I've met literally 1 girl in my life who was of age and shorter than me. She was a QT and was dating a guy who was 6'2".


4809e9 No.134763

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>>134762

Could always go the "surly dwarf" route

>>134754

I'm too much of a realist, even in nature beasts reject potential mates for perceived biological weaknesses, be it cancer, potential genetic defects, etc

>Arachne

Deathly allergic to spider venom, even bites from non-lethal spiders does bad shit to me


511bbd No.134765

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I have some pretty bad anxiety issues. Maybe petting her tails would help calm me down?


3657c3 No.134767

>>134763

It's funny, I kinda ended up fitting that stereotype without meaning to. On top of the beard I'm rather foulmouthed, could stand to lose a few pounds, work as an engineer, and solve problems with duct tape and threats of violence.

If you guys got questions, ask. I'm at work and today's been pretty slow.


6de9d8 No.134768

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No actual issues. At worst I'm just an arrogant, snarky dickwad that likes the idea of bullying his waifu then feeling like a dick about it, proceeding to pat her head and cuddle her while she cries and calls me a jerk until she feels better and has horrible organization skills.

An Anubi would help with the latter, but I'm not sure how bullyable they are.

Now, a bookish bunnygirl or holstaur would be the shit. Autism of an anubi and practically made for bullying.


0f5f52 No.134769

>>134710

I have an autoimmune disorder that affects my digestive tract, and I am currently carrying a little more weight than I would like. I am also stubborn and a terrible procrastinator.

Not sure if there's one that could help with all that.


bfbf32 No.134770

>>134769

Holstaur Milk could help quite a bit with that digestive problem and it would give you energy to get your stuff done.


4809e9 No.134772

>>134767

Dwarven power armor when?

>>134768

Careful you don't live in the EU anon, you should see some of the laws they've been passing, soon even sneezing near a woman will be considered assault


fb074b No.134777

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General anxiety and depression and taking anti anxiety meds for it, maybe a form of high functioning autism that isn't confirmed, a distrust of women (I live in Canada, that should explain it quite nicely) and constantly disappointed with the state of my society. Somewhere between sub and dom, partial to scales of most sorts and most fluffy monsters. I just want a partner who will love me, help build me up to be the man I want to be, who will build a nice little family, be intelligent and responsible and won't fuck guys behind my back. Working to be a professional so it's not that I'm unmotivated. Don't really have a favourite MG at the moment, so any recommendations?


0dbb5b No.134781

I just like cute fluffy girls. Is that an issue?


0f5f52 No.134782

>>134770

Hmm, I do like Holstaurs.


6de9d8 No.134784

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>>134772

I'm not one.

>tfw not a Yuropoor in MGland

>tfw I will never get to abuse white guilt so I can bully and proactively dateculturally enrich all the monamo I want

Why live?


63c418 No.134786

>>134781

Not at all, but is it bad if I want a girl that would completely cover me while cuddling me?

If you can't tell. I'm a blatant Shoggothfag.


3657c3 No.134791


08fa82 No.134793

>>134762

I can see that being an issue, even if you are more "normal" like I am at 5'6/7, you do have deal with the amount of strangely tall women. You aren't out of the running though, I had a girlfriend in high school who was taller than me. But I do have a thing for tall women, so there is that.


6de9d8 No.134794

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>>134781

It'd be more of an issue if you didn't.


e112c9 No.134796

>>134756

>Also depression from all the shit I put up with as the result of above

For you everything is the result of above


d45b9b No.134799

>>134761

You can still have a beard. just pretend you're santa claus.


1c7d45 No.134802

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>>134767

How often do you drink?


858272 No.134803

>>134710

Lack of motivation. Also my fine motor skills are absolute shit, not like parkinson's bad but a case of Viral meningitis when I was young left me unable to write or type well. about the finest thing I can do is aim and fire a gun competently.

I just want something fun that would encourage me to be more active


3657c3 No.134805

>>134793

Funny thing is, I actually have a thing for tall, muscular girls. so them being taller would be a plus in my book

>tfw no blue oni waifu to talk physics and then get drunk with

>>134802

I rarely get completely smashed, but I usually have a few drinks after work. Overall probably 3 - 4 times a week.


a72417 No.134808

>>134768

Anubi are literally meant to be bullied. Up there with alps, elves and rabbit girls


625b31 No.134816

>>134710

I tend to keep people at arm's length. It's strange and i have no idea how's that called. I basically make acquaintances with people but never meet them outside work/college, always have an excuse when they invite me out, being secretive with my personal life, distrust, etc.

Maybe it's because our interests ain't the same, i don't know. But i haven't had a 'true' friend in almost a decade.

And sometimes it's pretty hard for me to focus on stuff, i tend to drift away in thoughts or just do something else because 'i don't feel like it right now'.

Perhaps it's the good ol' 'tism. I've never been to a psychiatrist or psychologist or whatever, but from what i've gathered, i can talk to people alright and i don't have superhuman organization or math skills, so I'm not sure. Ain't gonna self-diagnose because that's some tumblr-tier shit.

I also get a little depressed from time to time when I'm feeling really lonely, which ironically is my own fault, kek. I'm like the guy who drinks to forget that he has a drinking problem.

So i guess something clingy as fuck, pushy and totally dependent on me would do the trick, somebody that would literally drag me around and say 'Let's do stuff together NOW'. Like an Oomukade, Will-o-the-whisp or a Lamia.


08fa82 No.134817

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>>134805

Time to make a dating website to match short men and tall women together! Or maybe a fantasy themed dating event where everyone uses body paint and pretends to be orcs and onis. And it's short men and tall women only!


4809e9 No.134824

>>134791

one more step towards MS tech

>>134808

>alps

Literal ladyboy tier


bbaed3 No.134826

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>>134710

Heavy-duty workaholism, frequent bouts of depression. Trying to get over my antisocial tendencies, so at least there's progress there.

I want a kikimora because they can magically read your biometrics and help me out with things I'd be too embarrassed to ask for myself. And considering my area of work, her having a formal suit fetish would be a plus.

I also just really like kikimoras.

If I were stuck with an overly relaxed monster like a dormouse I'd end up becoming more anxious, actually, since I'd feel obligated to work enough for both of us.


6de4a5 No.134842

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Informally diagnosed pic related, and bad luck with women I guess.

Regularly lifting, a strict diet, and forcing myself to socially interact on a daily basis seem to have helped me curb any awkward tendencies I used to have.

Most of my problems are with women obviously, first gf was a morbidly obese diabetic who was also flat chested and ass, ended up cheating on my after 2 years, second gf was a obese but very curvy dwarf who left me, twice. Single now, and every girl I ask out is already married, I think it's too late for me unless I move, and I can't afford that.

I just want a girl who won't leave me when things get difficult, and loves me obviously and attractive, at least someone who takes care of themselves, I'm sick of fat girls


ba93b3 No.134843

>lust

>manticore

easy


08fa82 No.134853

>>134842

I would like to fuck at least one fat girl before I die, of course it doesn't sound too hard to do. Especially if you attract a lot of black girls.


6de4a5 No.134855

>>134853

Spoilers: It's not fun, they never move. even when you're fit, its never fun having to heft essentially a sack of sand around just to switch positions, also they always smell terrible, even immediately after showering


7c412f No.134858

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>>134855

>touching fat human women

>not touching pic related

u wot m8? seriously though? you've had some bad luck with fat women. if you avoid the tumblrina stereotypes you're not in any more danger of a bad lay than any other kind of woman. harder than it sounds though with the internet giving them their own hugbox and shit


6de4a5 No.134864

I like women with curves, but I want to be able to toss them around without becoming a world class powerlifter. I was kind of sad when I found out mamono dwarves are lolis, I LOVE short girls, but I'm just not into lolis. I think they're cute but in a treat them like the little sister I never had kind of way, not sexually


08fa82 No.134871

>>134858

True, just looking at Craigslist shows how out of touch some of those women are. Also, not into sloppily fat chicks, but that Holo…


187675 No.134898

Where are the big tanuki balls


4809e9 No.134903

>>134842

>fat girl

anon gonna be "that guy" again but fat girls have such low self esteem they take any dick thrown at them

Honestly I just need a monster girl, preferably a holstaurus, could use someone I can just come home to and snuggle


958f38 No.134907

I just generally feel unmotivated, So i think having a nice lamia would really help with that.


d10ecb No.134915

Wrong side of 30, used to be bearmode as fuck, now it's mostly gone to fat thanks to office work and general apathy.

Anxiety, depression, cognative dissonances, sure I've got 'em, but they're mild enough that they really only keep me awake in the swarming dark when I'm feeling alone.

To be honest, I just can't be bothered with human women half the time. It's like reading off a series of prepared scripts with a good 70% of them, and the remaining 30 have fucking ISSUES.

To that end, I would like Ammit to give me a nice, uncomplicated, sunny little Holstaur to love and cherish for Khenmaat, please

(Although I will admit a slight mercenary reason as well. Holstaur milk will bring back my bearmode and make my kung-fu strong again. Not that I think she'd mind that.)


b75b47 No.134917

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I'm got fat when I started college and I jerk off too much. So, yeah. Any MG who can get me to start working out again I guess.


3d8bed No.134944

My only problem is the shit I've seen during my time as a paramedic in a really fucked up city. I can't get the memories out of my head.

One of them being a drive by shooting involving a 12 y/o kid

Until recently, my only coping mechanism was alcohol. I just need someone to hold and help me forget; someone to remind me that there is still some humanity out there in the world.


f40e29 No.134968

>ITT: We need love


89bb16 No.134969

>ITT: We need love


856cdf No.134970

>>134968

>>134969

What if we're undeserving of love?


511bbd No.134971

>>134917

You could always go for an oni or minotaur as a training partner and for post-workout fucks.


d45b9b No.134972

>>134970

listening to /r9k/ is like asking for /b/ for life advice.


f40c8d No.134976

Right now I think I really need a kikimora waifu. My days are spent taking care of my grandparents with very little me time. Just to have someone take care of me instead of the other way around would be great.

Even more importantly. There would be someone to help me take care of them and be in my bed with me.


08fa82 No.134996

>>134970

Well, Anon, you are not undeserving of love. Don't let others tell you otherwise, keep improving yourself and make your life good.


7717a9 No.135044

>>134970

>undeserving of love

everyone deserves love

also, flamehoop fix your site


f94044 No.135056

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>>134777

Same man, anxiety and depression. Since you're in Canada, we've got free support lines and counselling programs. Have you tried either of those? Just trying to be of some help.

Also, Yeti sounds great for you. Very cuddly, loyal, will help make you happy. I remember. And I remember Onibro was interested in Onis specifically because he wanted someone who would drag him out of all that gloom and bad shit.

>>134944

Ouch, that's messed. I'm sorry to hear you witnessed that. How about a Kobold? I'm guessing it would kind of be like having an emotional support animal, except it's also a people too. Remember that social coping is a *good* thing, and I'm sure that a Kobold would be more than happy to keep you company very, very often.

Anyone want to give me a suggestion? Anxiety depression fellow, socially awkward. I'm getting better at a few things, but I'm really scared of a lot of things, especially around people. Someone who could help with that. That'd be great.


d10ecb No.135064

>>135056

What about a no-fucks-given Koala girl to play vidya with and grumble at you and call you a faggot when you're starting at shadows, and hold you when you really need it?

Only problem is, Koalas are comfort zone queens. Don't look at her to give you excuses to go outside.

Also eucalyptus farts. Shits bad man…


856cdf No.135067

Might as well throw my troubles in the mix.

Low self-esteem, low confidence, giving up too easily, depression, anxiety, socially awkward, self-hate, the occasional suicidal thought, overweight, fear of failure making me not try things.

I'd want a monster girl to help fix me up, but I still think i'm undeserving of the love they can give, i'm afraid i'll break down on them if they get close with me, and I wouldn't want them to get depressed if I do someday end up offing myself.


856cdf No.135073

Might as well throw my troubles in the mix.

Low self-esteem, low confidence, giving up too easily, depression, anxiety, socially awkward, self-hate, the occasional suicidal thought, overweight, fear of failure making me not try things.

I'd want a monster girl to help fix me up, but I still think i'm undeserving of the love they can give, i'm afraid i'll break down on them if they get close with me, and I wouldn't want them to get depressed if I do someday end up offing myself.

Fix your site, firetires.


73da91 No.135081

>>134710

Honestly, I'm kinda problem free. I look good, have a stable life, and most days I feel good. I have some mom issues, so much so that I can only date older women, along side typical trust issues, but that's common place, right?

The only real problem I have is that I'm constantly depressed that almost no one I know has integrity or has any sense of devotion to something higher. Not religion, just something bigger than themselves, no sense of purpose, you know?

That and I have a really strong sense of JUSTICE and I'm pretty vocal. Girls don't like it when instead of laughing at their beta orbiters, you call them out on it and ask if they like being called sluts.

I wish I could be quiet, but I can't.


cec896 No.135087

>>134725

Glad to have confirmation that I'm not the only literal autist here.


73da91 No.135089

>>135087

Being autistic ain't that bad, right? You get all them cool retard powers. The math skills, amazing memory, etc.

Sounds like a pretty good deal for not being able to talk to girls. I can talk to girls and I assure you, they have nothing interesting to say.


fedb00 No.135091

>>135089

I wish I wasn't autistic and was born normal like everyone else.

>math skills

I didn't get that at all.

I got great language and reading comprehension though.


cec896 No.135093

>>135089

In my case, (Aspergers, occupational therapy) it's more like my mental process has a closer semblance to a computer's internal processes than an actual person. not even /r9k/. I have to train myself for fault tolerance irl, and Ammit forbid someone attempts to express any kind of feelings for me, because that causes a panic-mode lockdown.

But, I'm a natural at all things computers, and loving it.


73da91 No.135094

>>135091

>great language

I assume you mean you can pick up languages like nothing, right? That's cool as hell. You lucked out. Having natural talent is something you gotta pay for. In your case, you pay with spilling pasta.

I know it sucks, but believe me, this "normal" you see everyone living ain't that great.


73da91 No.135101

>>135093

>In my case, (Aspergers, occupational therapy) it's more like my mental process has a closer semblance to a computer's internal processes than an actual person

A literal robot.

Man. That's crazy. But hey, you're loving it, so good for you. As for someone loving you, ehhh, devote yourself to a monster grill AI.

That's a noble goal. Make you're waifu real, nigga.


5a31d6 No.135102

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Mild/Mod depression forr as long as I can remember, which isn't all that long, but that's another story. Pretty much run of the mill IBfag.

A tittymonster cowgirl would be a godsend. Something about a huge chest just relaxs me so much. Like, I don't even know how to describe it, really.


fedb00 No.135104

>>135094

It's hard to hold a job.

So I'm pretty much a NEET.


73da91 No.135106

>>135102

Boobs are calming. I get it too.

Might be mom issues, to be honest, m8.


73da91 No.135107

>>135104

Living is hard, Anon. But withdrawing from it ain't an answer. Being a NEET is hell. Go outside.


fedb00 No.135112

>>135107

I usually go out with friends and even do exercise as well.

I'm slim and usually clean shaven and don't live in a basement.

I'm however according to my doctor a 14 year old mentally as if it wasn't already pouring salt on my wounds.

But I had gfs though, but I hadn't had one in a long time since I'm afraid of spilling my spaghetti and 3D lost its appeal to me.


73da91 No.135114

>>135112

Good enough. So long as you don't shut out the world. 3DPD sucks anyway, so no wonder it lost appeal.

As long as you're happy.


4585e6 No.135118

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>Depression.

I would say that every man here has it, otherwise we would be out enjoying the world we would be contented with, not having been driven here by unhappiness.

>Rage

I can fight at the drop of a hat. I get the temper from both sides of my family. I'd never hit my waifu.

>Grotesque sexual fantasies.

Nothing like diapers or furshit, but extreme BDSM situations(Nothing involving a lot of cutting or stabbing, I'm walking out with what I came in with), feet, and older women. God I love a woman who's in her 30's or 40's, I wouldn't shun her 50's.

If I said I was into some weird shit, I'd be making a pun.

>I'm a /pol/lack.

Hiding your powerlevel's hard when you've got an Auschwitz card.

>Misanthropy.

Though for some reason I love being around people. The happy energy of bars, the movie theatre, all of it, I just love it.

I'd say any happy natured monster girl who would be willing to put up with my fetishes and maybe be mean enough to do them. I'd say a Cheshire would be best because I like telling jokes all the time. But a Manticore might also work.


fedb00 No.135119

>>135114

Well what can I say?

2D spoiled me.


dd59ef No.135125

I'm an unmotivated, emotional and lazy procrastinator.

I'm probably gonna have to repeat this year of college.

I'd like an Anubis or a Kikimora who sets me straight, makes me do things.

I also, for some reason, like girls who take charge, so I have a huge thing for Wights, Vampires and Pharaohs, even though they're cosplay tier.


2ed2e7 No.135140

I'm an asshole who is emotionally stunted and the only way I know how to emotionally reach out to people is rage, violence, and insults through a mask of mocking jocularity. I do -care- quite a bit, I mean, I've managed to actually help quite a few people (even saved a business from going under, the place is doing great now). The issue comes along when I try to reach out emotionally, I say the most godawful things.

I would love an arachne to tie me up and discipline me, and endure what will likely be a long, terrifying, but immensely cathartic release of seething hate.

Getting some silk clothes also sounds awesome, because I hate feeling cold, and I love the feel of silk.


3deb26 No.135142

>>135093

You got the OCD flavor or the hurricane blew through your room flavor? My cousin has the former and has a comparably awkward way of speaking. I have the latter and got around my social ineptitude by becoming a professional liar. Find something you like doing that gets you talking to people and it will help.


d45b9b No.135146

>>135118

Just surprised nobody on this thread has SHIT on you.

Also the jews are obsessed with shit, dont become like them,nigger.


3fc87d No.135188

File: 1453962101437.gif (434.53 KB, 200x200, 1:1, sch.gif)

I always feel a little lonely, so a lamia would be perfect. I'd spend the whole day with her coiled around my body. *sniff* No no, I'm not sobbing.


af1fc8 No.135206

File: 1453964875551.png (416.02 KB, 997x767, 997:767, like mother, like daughter.PNG)

Loneliness, and I'm also very, very tall. I don't think I could do great with even an average-sized woman.

Thus, a lamia. Very loving, and also quite lengthy. Height's never a problem. Also I really like snek.

Though, an ogre could also work, as they seem to have a great attitude too, and the height thing, which seems like it would be a difficulty in that relationship, wouldn't happen at all. Only 7-inches shorter than Tionishia

So overall I think a lamia would work best, but an ogre would be great as well.


856cdf No.135208

Have any of you ever thought about not having a monster girl care about you for fear of being a complete let down for her?


4d8cd1 No.135216

File: 1453965753405.png (872.44 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Crippling OCD

My meds don't fix it

I just wish I had something warm and soft and cuddly like a massive teddy bear to help me calm me down


9dabe2 No.135224

Okay here we go.

>You can call it depression but quite simply it's just I don't give a fuck about anything anymore. I need that urge to do stuff instead of lounging around.

>I have a bad habit of being lost in my own world, it's a good quality for the comic book artist I want to become, but it's gotten way out of hand. I guess it's a coping mechanism since I'm not old enough to drink yet. (19)

>I'd be a chronic workaholic if the jew managers gave me more hours. Manual work seems to be the only way to keep my mind from wandering off too.

>My only talent is drawing, nothing else. I'm even bad at doing my manual work job.

I'd take any (except shit teir) because their love, sex, and support can bring me out of this funk I'm in. My preference is a incredibly curvy girl that is rich enough to easily support both of us, it would allow me to focus on drawing comics, which is my dream.


d2758b No.135267

File: 1453972670133.jpg (530.33 KB, 800x1223, 800:1223, 1451741858062-0.jpg)

Profound deaf, barely social and… I don't know how to describe it well, but a general lack of interest into living or existing at all. I think other Anons have it summed up though.

As for mamanos: I have a thing for Lamias and Salamanders but considering my disability, I think Slimes or Mindflayers are realistic choices for potential telepathy to bypass my deafness. I'll be more concerned about not being good enough for her, tbh.


c84b8f No.135281

File: 1453978295099-0.png (268.33 KB, 514x632, 257:316, 1449888087948-3.png)

File: 1453978295102-1.png (1.65 MB, 1280x1875, 256:375, 7e95dd04395badba7f11c39b0c….png)

File: 1453978295104-2.jpg (237.74 KB, 1000x1094, 500:547, 1449887888330-4.jpg)

>>135208

Only all the damn time.

As for me:

>Depression

>Sloth

>I'm starting to eat too much again after a successful two years of dieting and weight-loss.

I'm not sure I'f I'm looking for a busty MILF cowgirl to cure my depression via incredibly hot dickings, or somebody to get me back in shape and respecting myself again.

Or maybe both


1c7d45 No.135282

File: 1453978350665.jpg (21.3 KB, 600x406, 300:203, FBettttBMzA.jpg)

>>135267

>be deaf anon

>stumble upon a mindflayer

>proactive dating intimate

>she does that weird shit when she enters your mind by shoving a tentacle in your ear or some shit

"You're gonna get raped, kiddo."

>mfw those were the first words I truly heard

This is my first time doing something like this, I tried.


78f3ee No.135287

Depression, Mild Paranoia (Especially in regards to women), Generally Asocial, Occasionally Antisocial, Rare Mood Swings, and a strain of Perfectionism which inhibits my will to do things when I think that I can't do them right.

The MG for me would need to be one that I could know would be faithful.

I think a Kikimora would be the best bet.


4585e6 No.135294

File: 1453986139438.jpg (52.43 KB, 500x330, 50:33, 1453758641720.jpg)

>>135146

Do you mean have shit on me as they top me, or they shit on me as in they insult me?


101e13 No.135304

Depressed NEET who wishes he had more alcohol. I just want to live a nice, simple, laid back life on a beach somewhere with my oni waifu.

>>135224

Just make your own booze. It's so easy a /mgg/ot could do it.


0d2bcf No.135311

File: 1453995360167-0.jpg (21.3 KB, 400x300, 4:3, I wish to pat that head.jpg)

File: 1453995360168-1.jpg (170.03 KB, 720x480, 3:2, [OZC]Neon Genesis Evangeli….jpg)

Assburgers and depression reporting in.

Genetically and mentally deficient, only orange juice death can cure me.


062a8c No.135313

>>134729

Depressed, but I still have friends. tbh fam, I don't know if it's depression or just me subconsciously going full nihilist. I live multiple states from anyone I know, though, and while I'm employed in the military, I have no direction in life. Ever since my senior year in high school, I've lost all ambitions, and enjoyment in my hobbies, kinda like >>134729 mentioned, with "life losing its luster." I'm even at the point where I've given up on looking for a relationship. Being asked out out of the blue by my gf of 6 years, only to dump me after I proposed. Because of this, I have no game, and no means to practice, as I am no longer in high school

I don't know who I'd want, though


6fe6d5 No.135314

Anger issues, bipolar disorder, and general distrust in people.

In all honesty, I wouldn't wanna put anyone through all the trouble of being with me.


f0a7b6 No.135315

>>135081

You seem like those bro-tier kinda guys who are always getting in trouble for their big mouths.

10/10 would back-up


4809e9 No.135345

Holtaurus would probably work all around, not to mention werecat


d45b9b No.135347

>>135294

Both at once.


e40fdc No.135381

File: 1454007809186.jpg (110.98 KB, 850x708, 425:354, Good morning Momiji.jpg)

>>135056

Yetis have always been a nice one to me, all cuddly and whatnot. I won't even need to ask for a hug if I'm feeling bad, she'll just do it anyways.

plus imagine what a super soft and fluffy pawjob feels like

Thanks for the advice as well, though it's never really gotten to the point where I've felt the need to go to a support line. It's not as if I'm depressed all of the time, it just comes in bursts. For a few hours or a day I'll be real down but it's never permanent. The worst it had ever been was when I asked for help and got my medication, though I don't exactly like having to rely on it for support.

>>134944

I also agree with what the other anon said, a kobold would help you a lot in ways you might not expect. Some dog breeds are really in tune with how their masters are feeling. A relative of mine with PTSD has a boxer who doesn't leave his side when he's feeling especially bad. A dog girl or a mature fluffy tail of some sort would do you good I think.


4585e6 No.135382

>>135347

Then I agree.


3b9839 No.135397

File: 1454009122161.png (305.11 KB, 1000x1786, 500:893, 1450059162625.png)

I have headaches and bouts of lightheadedness from stress, shit circulation in my feet, and genetic issues with my back that aren't as big of a problem as they used to be after I worked on my posture.

No idea what kind of monster girl would help with any of those, although I've found hypnosis helps me deal with the stress issues and having more experience with going into altered states of consciousness makes getting into the right mindset for drawing easier. Always been partial to niggerdog too in case that says anything.


d2758b No.135404

File: 1454010238761.gif (420.93 KB, 480x183, 160:61, scared-and-horny.gif)

>>135282

Can't decide if it's a good or bad thing to hear that… I'll rather have sweet nothings 'whispered' into my mind, but that's too lewd for this board.

Still got a chuckle out of me though. 7/10 for effort, anon.


6de4a5 No.135414

File: 1454011718396.gif (Spoiler Image, 240.81 KB, 350x186, 175:93, 1451019754808.gif)

>>134903

I already knew this, which is why my ego is non existent at this point.

>>135404

>Mindflayer starts to do her thing

>Starts softly groping my skull with her tentacles

>Starting to enjoy the massage when she starts going faster, a look of slight panic and confusion on her face

>Ask if shes ok.

>How strong of a will do you have to resist me, human!?

>Resist what? I thought the head massage was nice.

>She brings an eye to my ear, before shoving me away.

>Was it something I said?

>She ignores me while stomping away


9f2d61 No.135458

I'm a lazy motherfucker, Currently in my second repeated year in college. I have had no romantic experience and I have trouble making friends. I am pretty good at helping people with their problems when some crop up.

I sometimes feel like I can only be happy while I'm helping someone, like the act of helping someone is the only worthwhile reason for doing something. It probably ties into my laziness. I tend to avoid doing stuff if it doesn't help people explicitly. Conversely I hate being a burden and I try to not rely on other people. This tends to make me a loner.

I want to be someone who can live for himself. Who has a will to live other than other people. To be more trusting and rely on others more. This is probably the main reason why I'd want an mg waifu.


3e8e55 No.135485

>Arachnophobia

>Meet/date a spider-girl


c2d3bb No.135578

>>135056

>>135381

PTSD anon here. Thanks for the suggestions. Kolbold's are a little too fluffy imo, not enough skin for my preferences. I agree with >>135381 I think that a mature, nurturing fluffy tail would work best for me.

I don't mind older women, and truthfully the motherly "ara-ara" are a turn on, hence why I frequent the /ara/ thread here Perhaps with her extra years of experience she would know how to help me cope. Another plus, since I barely sleep, would be the tail(s). It would be great to touch and hold them through the night.


9a043c No.135581

>>135142

Same anon, on mobile.

These days I'm hanging out on a discord room, made friends from all over the world. Even met a potential classmate for uni. My problem with interaction is that I struggle with expressing anything that makes me vulnerable emotionally. I haven't learned how to do that without a mental crash of some sort.


9a043c No.135583

>>135581

Clarifying, I'm >>135093.


6adda3 No.135585

File: 1454044933538.jpg (784.17 KB, 1050x825, 14:11, 4d607d4f6015c05e7d69dbe2b9….jpg)

>>134710

Anger issues, dont know if thats a real issue but its been a problem. Mellowed out over the years but its still pretty bad.

something to calm me down, something fluffy probably


1881c4 No.135593

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

Just give me a girl who wont fucking kill me is all.


07e816 No.135727

File: 1454085477930.jpg (6.68 KB, 232x197, 232:197, bogs bonny.jpg)

Depression, possibly bipolar. Emotionally defunct from years of abuse. A lichgirl would probably act as cold as I do, so we'd make for a good match I think.

I'd want to have some kind of fluffy wan wan or a catgirl but they'd likely get tired of my lack of emotional response.


3e4224 No.135739

File: 1454087137092.jpeg (59.25 KB, 685x638, 685:638, 2013-01-20-553200.jpeg)

Clinical depression, avoidant personality disorder, executive functioning disorder and a particularly fucking bad case of avolition that no doubt stems from the former issues.

I can't hold down a job. I am very prone to panic attacks when someone is depending on me to do something and I need to be told in specific detail how to do it or else I'll just freeze up. I'm also severely hurt by personal failures that result in other people's misfortune. I have a quitter mentality and absolutely no willpower whatsoever. I want to be self-employed, but it's nearly impossible for me to learn a skill like programming or drawing with all the issues I have. I once forced myself to keep learning a coding language even though I was ready to give up on it and nearly broke down in tears from doing so.

Basically, my problems fuel my other problems and I am now in a perpetual cycle of failure and quitting. At this point I've been wondering if I can get disability money from the gubmint.

I don't know what kind of MG could help me with such problems, but I definitely won't be able to be the breadwinner unless they're assisting me at all times during work. I guess I could live the shrine life with a cute kitsune and live off of donations. I'm not a materialist by any means.


94bce7 No.135811

I think that almost everyone around me sucks, I hate almost anyone, I think life sucks, I think my art is shit and I am a loner. I would like a cute monster girl to be around and cheer me up every now and then. Maybe a Leanan Sidhe would work.


ed16b4 No.135922

File: 1454119430579.gif (2.87 MB, 480x270, 16:9, commere.gif)

>>134710

My eyes are fucked up. I have big optic cups, which means I'm at high risk for glaucoma. I have to check in with the eye doctor once a year to make sure I'm not going blind.

My neck is fucked up. I liked spinning around as a kid and one time I smashed my neck against a chair. Couldn't move for a while and ended up with a bruised nerve. It still hurts some of the time, and makes turning my neck quickly difficult.

Aside from that, I've got ADD, a general distrust of women, and self esteem issues.

I've always wanted an Orc girl. Someone who's really tough, and can dish out jokes just as well as she can take them. Someone who pretends to not be that invested in the relationship at first because she doesn't want me to know how much she loves me. Someone who would break down crying and beg me not to leave, and be grateful for every day we spent together.

>>135397

Nice drawing anon. Sorry to hear about your problems. Hopefully your life gets easier and you stay headache free.

>>134743

I like to believe that monster girls would be the overwhelming majority, and would consider themselves lucky to get any guy, regardless of how fucked up he is.

>>134816

Well, you sound a lot like me and the other anons here. Hope you keep your chin up.

>>134915

It's so odd thinking about how old other anons are. I always think of people as around my age.

Anyway, I hope you find happiness wherever you can, anon.

>>135281

Hope you find them, anon. I've always been partial to mils, myself.

>>135739

Damn, anon. You have it rough. Sorry to hear that. Hope you find happiness wherever you can.

>>135727

I just want to give you a hug anon. Sorry you had to go through that.


4809e9 No.135929

>>135922

I hope you're right, would love a MG waifu to cuddle and love


3b9839 No.135951

>>135922

Not my drawing but I'm sure the original artist likes to hear people are enjoying his stuff.


aefda9 No.135963

File: 1454125316704.jpg (53.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tank and thoroughbred heal….jpg)

>>135922

We're one huge band of fucked up men just looking for love.

Like a not-so-fucked-up version of /r9k/

I fucking love you, guys.


511bbd No.135970

>>135963

>Like a not-so-fucked-up version of /r9k/

Nah, we haven't given up on the concept of love and aren't actively triggered by it.


4809e9 No.135974

>>135970

Agreed


f94044 No.135977

File: 1454129494831.jpg (246.62 KB, 800x800, 1:1, wyvern.jpg)

>>135739

That sounds messed. Take my words with a grain of salt, because you seem to have it much worse than I ever did.

I was NEET for a very long time while I was just starting to treat my anxiety. And yeah, I thought of being self-employed too to get around my issues, and same with the pressure when doing work. That being said, even if you want to be self-employed for other reasons, you should still learn to be around people or at least try to improve other parts. You should definitely talk to an experienced social worker or support line (I'm sure there should be a toll-free service no matter where you live), and they can expand on this and walk you through easy steps to build yourself up. At least, that's how I did it, and I know I'm definitely better for it. I hope you can make it out there, and there's always people willing to listen (IRL or up here) after you spend a day working hard on improving yourself. Good luck to you.

>>135963

Y-You too, anon.


07e816 No.135980

File: 1454130271510.png (101.79 KB, 578x574, 289:287, comfy anime.png)

>>135727

You're a nice guy. Thank you for the kind words.


07e816 No.135981

File: 1454130431919.jpg (26.21 KB, 500x428, 125:107, i died.jpg)

>>135980

And I quoted myself like an asshole when I meant to quote >>135922

Just…


e7c312 No.136008

I can talk to other people well in a professional way, like when I'm telling what to do or relaying information, but I cant for the fucking life of me have a casual conversation. I have a bored or blank expression when not doing something and can never think of anything to talk to.

having a monotone voice doesn't help either.

maybe a monster girl that doesn't really need to be talked to very much.


81c3c6 No.136016

File: 1454146108584-0.jpg (89.6 KB, 924x686, 66:49, best gun.jpg)

File: 1454146108584-1.jpg (10.28 KB, 182x255, 182:255, 1453762368650.jpg)

If I were to act like I do around my immediate family, I wouldn't be surprised if I had 15 different asylums called to quarantine the square 30 meters around me in fear that being batshit insane is contagious. I'm a paranoid, pyromaniac, psychotic misanthrope who couldn't give two fucks about anyone I don't particularly care about, unless I think I might at a later date.

Enough about me, and more about my preferred flavour of MG.

I can go for anything that has either a fluffy tail, or cat ears, except for siths, which are the same to me as anyone who lives in a ghetto, aka target practice. Whoever catches my eye might be a bit put off by the fact that if anyone threatens them, I can either threaten them back, or paint the area behind them with their childhood memories, using .50 AE as the brush.


ed16b4 No.136201

File: 1454201490215.gif (355.53 KB, 255x250, 51:50, 1416641985997.gif)

>>135929

Well, I don't see a good reason why you can't think that. It's always satisfied me. Seems like anons can just pick what they like best and make that their head cannon. I've always been a bigger fan of the green short stack kind of goblin over the short stack with horns kind. I don't begrudge the anons that like the other kind of goblin and they don't dislike me. It's all good here.

Seriously, though. Think about all the different kinds of monster, and the massive influx that would have to take place if they came to this world. That plus human women means men would be a rare commodity.

>>135963

Wouldn't trade you guys for all the monster girls in the world. I love you guys.

>>135980

>>135981

Hey man, if that's the worst thing you did all day, then I'm glad you did that.

I'm really happy I could make your day a bit better. That puts a nice big smile on my face. I hope you find whatever happiness you can, anon.

>>135951

He does good work.


962d8c No.136300

File: 1454209196430.jpg (25.08 KB, 270x426, 45:71, Giant_Ant_0.jpg)

I'm ugly on the outside and inside. I'm /fit/, but depression has sent my bf% over 20 and back to bearmode again, and my skin is a permanent mess. I have issues stemming from dealing with this my whole life, and it doesn't help that my twin brother is outgoing, aesthetic as fuck, and a regular casanova before he was married. The internet is a tough enough place to deal with my shitty personality and I don't have to show my horrid visage.

Honestly, I'd like one of the monstergirls who just use you for breeding, or one of the sufficiently buggy ones who don't care about looks. I'm caring to people who care about me, but my intense personality coupled with my face/body sets people off. I'm afraid that if one were to take me as their own, they'd discover very quickly how poor their catch was, and toss me back.

I have no idea which monstergirl fits these requirements. Ant? Spider? Someone blind? I'd easily put up with dealing with a slime's residue or being submissive to a dominant monstergirl. However, I'd rather be alone than with any of the shit-tier ones.


1c7d45 No.136464

File: 1454242065274.jpg (283.77 KB, 650x675, 26:27, 1447818811322.jpg)

>>136300

>implying any MG would just toss you out for not being good-looking or having good character

>implying said MG wouldn't just bring the good out of you and make you a better person overall like they will with all of us

What's part of the deal with monstergirls is that they only want your love


6b48b2 No.145111

File: 1455840243006.jpg (57.67 KB, 382x358, 191:179, 1422929758256.jpg)

>>136300

Did you forget about kikkimora? that could totally fix you. Or does that fall into your "shit tier" list?

Considering I'm pretty awkward and I don't really want any job out there that I've found out about (still looking god fucking help me) also that I don't want to go to college I hate it so much; I'm pretty sure I'd want a grizzly or a yeti to just take me off into the mountains or woods with occasional visits to society. That or maybe a danuki, new yak girl, or a crow tengu so i can get gud and do well in society


584d27 No.145121

I'm nearsighted.

Way too hotheaded and prideful, but I'm aware of that, so I can keep it in check.

End of the day, I just wanna dick___ the Hellhound.

>>134767

>meme magic made stereotypical dwarves real

there's hope yet left in this universe, lads


656c96 No.145144

File: 1455843743467.jpg (78.04 KB, 599x880, 599:880, mad world squidward.jpg)

When I was in highschool I didn't want to date because of some bizarre romanticized idea of secret love or some shit, so now I have no idea how to talk to women. Besides that, I don't become attracted to women until I've known them for long enough that they've already sorted me into the pile of men who don't appeal to them, and the idea of flirting with someone I don't at least know as a friend makes me uncomfortable. I'm pretty sure women are bored by my personality anyway-I'm no Fabio but there are worse than me out there with girlfriends and wives so it can't be my body. Maybe it's my voice, people tell me I sound like Squidward. I feel useless and powerless a lot and I especially feel like I don't deserve to be loved.

Besides that I've struggled with seasonal depression a bit, although it's been somewhat better than usual this year.

I sound like a sad sack, but I'm actually recovering in most or all of these areas, which I attribute to two things: working (I was never a NEET, but I sure as hell felt like one when I was in college) and admitting to myself that having a girlfriend wouldn't change the personal issues I have that make me unhappy. Right now I don't even feel like I want a fuckbuddy, let alone a girlfriend, but I guess a catgirl that actually acts like an adult cat, as opposed to a kitten, could be nice. Not a lot of drama or emotional stuff, she'd just cuddle me when she felt like it, go after my dick while I keep doing whatever it is I was doing… I don't think any of KC's stuff goes in for just casual sex or multitasking, do they?

or a matango but that's probably just because today has been a shitty day.


24725e No.145169

>>145144

>matango

No goddammit man. You matter! Nothing is ever worth that shroomy hell.

srsly though, I believe in you. No homo.


856cdf No.145183

So I guess it's mainly depression, self-hate, and self-esteem issues.

Why can't monster girls be real to help fix us up? ;_;


593f71 No.145189

File: 1455849834978.jpg (290.52 KB, 1944x1640, 243:205, 1454349658639-0.jpg)

>>145183

Because there's no guarantee even they can help us to totally overcome our suffering


9618f4 No.145200

I've got Diabeetus, so basically if monster girls become a real thing I am fucked


856cdf No.145201

>>145189

Still afraid of monster girls because I don't want one to get too interested in me and fall in love only for me to eventually break down and an hero. I need a monster girl but i'm probably too broken of a person for her. This sucks.


6b48b2 No.145238

>>145111

I also forgot to mention my slew of health problems. bad back, knees, monthly anal cramps, asthma, I'm allergic to most household pets and shellfish.


5d26ad No.145247

File: 1455855558932.png (678.03 KB, 1330x629, 1330:629, Kikimora.png)

I'm a schizoid. Something like a Kikimora would probably be the best fit, since I like my routine and keep things calm.

Not so sure about love, it's so low on my priority list I might look like a dense manga protagonist with such a loving companion.


48476b No.145281

>>134710

Crazy, anti social behavior, can't feel "Love" towards people. Depression every now and then, and the usual bouts of uncontrollable rage.

Which Monster Girl could help me you say? None of them


f4faea No.145285

>lack of cuddling

>eventual lack of motivation

>no one to bully

>no one to get bullied by

>no chick to get drunk with

Virtually any(other than insect girls, plant girls and angels, fuck those). It just needs to be a cuddly, cute, tease-able mg who likes teasing to stay with and make myself into a better man for.


f14296 No.145304

>>134723

>>134713

>>134726

prettymuch same as these guys, lonely as fuck, depressed and becomeing more apathetic by the day.

i just hope im not too far gone to be numb to that too at this point


c7f6fc No.145342

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>>134710

I actually have a rather unique issue that's prevented me from having normal human interaction for most of my life/got me bullied most of my youth.

I have a 'tick' of sorts where I move my head around too much when I talk, to an easily noticeable degree within the first 5 minutes of meeting me. It gets especially bad if I'm excited or enthusiastic, I bob and move my head way more than a normal human should when I have even a normal conversation. and especially when standing. Kids used to pick on me all through school and call me "bobble head" and shit.

I've worked on it for years and it's not as bad as when I was younger but I haven't been able to phase it out completely, I've literally never met another person in my life who has this issue, and I strongly suspect the only reason I'm able to function in society these days is because most people turn a blind eye on it and assume I have tourette's syndrome or something (fuck, I don't know, maybe I really do have an undiagnosed mild case of it?) Strangely enough I do still have a 'normal' amount of friends. I usually joke with them about it if it get's brought up and it doesn't really bother me in their company or if they mention it since I've lived with it for so long, I know some of the people closest to me claim they don't notice it anymore.

Honestly I'm pretty resentful of my mother and father for not slapping the shit out of me in my youth for doing it and letting me get away with it, I feel like I could of grown out of it if my parents had corrected my behavior early on but I guess for whatever dumbass "I will love my child no matter what" babyboomer reason they decided it was a part of me and literally ignored it. I wasn't aware I was even doing it until I started going to public school in 2nd grade and started getting picked on for it. Shit, I still don't know I'm doing it most of the time, otherwise I could consciously prevent it.

I think it's also impacted my posture and though I can stand just over 6' if I stand up straight I slouch at something more like 5'9" and my neck is way too far forward for someone whose 26 years old.

Other than that I tend to be very opinionated and argumentative, and I tend to get really fucking angry in private at things well beyond my control, though thankfully age has given me enough wisdom not to sperg out with anyone I don't know.

I guess part of the appeal of MG's for me is the fact that I assume they wouldn't give a shit about my head bobbing or strong opinions, just as long as I loved them and gave them the D whenever they needed it. So really I guess any MG would help me get over it since I would likely stop giving a fuck about it altogether, though kitsunes or lamias have always strongly appealed to me for the stress relief of cuddling in fluffy tails or coils.

That or a really sadistic bully MG who would force me to stop doing it, that would be fine too, maybe that's part of why I like manticores?

Sage for too much blog shit.


65af13 No.145410

>>145342

Have you tried wearing a neck brace? I had to wear one after reconstructive neck surgery and they pretty much completely prevent head motion


c7f6fc No.145646

>>145410

I haven't truth be told, I have thought of that in the past but I've always wondered how long I would have to wear it to finally break the habit for good. I guess it might be worth it, thanks for reminding me actually, it's been a long time since I considered that option.


593f71 No.145664

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>>145189

Oh right, forgot my blogpost.

Pretty much the same as alot of others here though.

Been generally sad for as long as I can remember, haven't been confirmed depressed and fuck self-diagnosis

Very quiet and distrusting of people from bad times as a kid.

Taciturn as fuck, doesn't help my neutral expression is described as "slightly pissed off"

Also incredibly passive when it comes to relationships, "they'll talk to me if they need me" and all that. Shit borders on just plain being apathetic now and has cost me plenty of friendships.

I don't know any MG that could really help me, possibly something more on the side of dominant.

Hotwheels pls


f2bc3f No.145839

I'd dealt with a lot of abuse when I was in my young years. My biological father left my family when I was 6 after my mother cheated on him with the gynecologist who delivered me, and refused to see my brother and I. Throughout my teen years he would pester me through texts and phone messages with passive aggressive remarks about how my life was going along especially belittling my hobby of shooting sports.

I am still struggling with anxiety and depression in my twenties, and basically am kept alive by my stepfather's goodwill and nepotism. As I grew up, all of my family's relationships fell apart including my uncle who was one of the most dear people of my life. His wife cheated on him when he was away at work and accused him of abuse and alcoholism, and then tried to take his sons from him. He always was a wonderful teacher, uncle, worker, christian, and especially father. He ended up having to live in a similar situation to mine with my grandparents which continues to this day.

My grandmother on my biological father's side and her husband my grandfather were creators of the most meaningful experiences of my life, and soon after my father left, I lost my connection with them only to hear of their deaths from my biological father's twin brother told me.

I manage to push away thoughts of suicide by promising myself I won't become a statistic and hurt my family also by instilling within myself the belief that life is short enough not to warrant it. I admit though there are some long nights where my revolver feels really comfortable against my head, and it brings a serenity to me to know I have the choice.

I of course suffer from trust issues especially due to being betrayed by close friends when I was young and helpless, and witnessing betrayal especially in my family's romantic partnerships. So I've never been able to have a real relationship of my own that exists closer than at arms length.

I dropped out of college due to tardiness from the days I would completely sleep through when I was up all night reading, researching personal projects, and writing to escape from the reality of cold people wearing masks of all kinds I had to deal with every day. I tried medication, therapy, and even that just keeps me afloat, but I may as well be adrift with how my life has been going along.

Sorry for the long essay, but I had to vent.

When I look at all the things which happened to me, it's easy to see why I long for the specific mg's I do. I wish for loyalty, for the kind of unconditional love it seems only exists in fantasy, for someone who would provide me the affection I want to give, for honesty and fidelity, and for someone who would protect me with their life as I would them.

I enjoy wolf girls like anubis, werewolf, and hellhound. I enjoy kitsune, manticore, and kobold too. I think that those canine/vulpine mg's would really help me, and even manticore could too.

I'll never overcome the experience of staring down the barrel of my hunting partner/undercover game warden's pistol when I was 12 years old. Every day I sleep with my guns alone in a quiet location which I switch every six months, and I live with the fear that I'll lose vigilance when it comes to trusting someone with my information.

Deep down my worst fear is that I won't even be able to trust an mg if one happens into my life


7fb6bb No.150521

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>>134710

I don't really consider them issues, I just consider them to be an effect of our society and one case of losing the genetic lottery as it were. I'm under no illusion though, I'm fully aware that I'm not what some would consider to be "normal".

I struggle with jobs because I get bored of them very quickly and as soon as that happens my performance starts to slide. same with relationships. Though my relationships have never been particularly good to start with, I always seem to end up with manipulative and emotionally abusive bitches, after the last one I just gave up altogether.

Had depression and was on meds for it, though I'm off those now and free of depression and pretty much most forms of emotion. One of my uncles is dying and I feel nothing.

I think my lack of emotion is probably down to a number of factors, likely the depression, depression meds and the roaccutane/accutane I was taking at the time to treat a skin condition, which I'm now taking other meds for (apparently roaccutane can fuck with your brain chemistry). My sister has called me emotionally dead before now, numerous times.

I don't feel sexual arousal, I haven't fapped in maybe 6 months, possibly longer, because I feel it's a waste of energy and I'm not going to force myself to do something that I don't particularly want to do.

Personally I'd like to be with an MG who might be able to get me to feel again, even just a little bit, though I've always had some preference towards Lamia (thanks crabman) and Holstaurs.


177d1c No.154520

I drink before almost any social event because otherwise I can't function in them. School, work, going out with friends, visiting family, etc. Sometimes I drink during said events. It lets me loosen up enough to enjoy myself and talk. Without alcohol I don't think I'd be able to function.


96a92d No.154605

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I used to love reading. Actual books that is.

Now I can barely bring myself to skim a textbook.

My emotions are somewhat there, but they're always overwhelmed by rage at the drop of a hat.

I guess I've got the typical /pol/ack problems as well, which doesn't really help right now with my violent and vindictive personality.

I used to be so much softer and ingenue, now I'm just bitter and walled off emotionally.

I really don't know what type of MG would help, maybe someone that can soothe my anger? I don't like the beasty types though, so the sheep are out.

What monsters are bookish?

What is the general consensus on Mindflayers/shoggoths? Any other monsters that can interact with the mind directly?

I just want to read again.


856cdf No.154611

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>>154605

Sounds like a Hakutaku would be a great match for you.


e662e4 No.154630

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>>134710

Nothing. What do I get?


420503 No.154773

>>134710

Well for me its depression brought on by loneliness due to the fact that I find myself sick all too much, and I have some issues that make me overly attached to people I like. So I have no clue what would be good monster girl wise.


96a92d No.154782

>>154611

Like I said, I don't really like the beasty types. It just really bugs me.


63c418 No.154783

>>154605

Both are bretty good, a Hakutaku as >>154611 suggested works much better for you though.

>>154782

It's only some horns, a tail and some fluffy hoofs. Maybe some Hakutaku don't even have the latter.

Stay away from my Shoggies


bdbdf0 No.154816

>>154605

I don't know if crow teigu falls into your category of beastly or not but it would probably help.

if not that, maybe a succubus? assuming you lay ground rules that you don't want sex to be your entire life I assume it'd be a nice fit for you


8510b0 No.154858

I'm fat and may or may not have the 'tism, my dad avoided the question when asked recently. I'm also really lazy, to the point where I'm probably not going to be able to hold a job because I just don't give a shit. Not even the best monster girl would be able to help me with any of my problems because I refuse to help myself first.




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