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44ea2d No.136640

FUCKING NORMALDYKES! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!

c2b46e No.136642

Shut up, you failed slut.


2112d6 No.136643

File: 1454286963062.jpg (537.96 KB, 769x1028, 769:1028, FUCKINGBETASGETOFFONME.jpg)


7bd51e No.136646

reee reee


2112d6 No.136647

File: 1454287361272-0.png (1006.48 KB, 3000x4000, 3:4, Heqet monster interpretati….png)

File: 1454287361273-1.jpg (303.38 KB, 513x1200, 171:400, tomoko repe.jpg)

File: 1454287361273-2.png (99.09 KB, 400x600, 2:3, tomokoomukade.png)

File: 1454287361274-3.jpg (262.31 KB, 1390x2032, 695:1016, tomokovenusflytrapalraune.jpg)


235bfb No.136649

>>136647

PRAISE KEK!


2112d6 No.136651

>>136649

As well as Heqet.


455270 No.136662

>>136647

>tomoko frog girl

GODDAMN I NEED THIS


2112d6 No.136664

>>136662

I think I've realized just now that I want a frog girl/mucus toad Tomoko dressed up as Heqet, too.

Actually, come to think of it, since Tomoko is a mucus toad in that pic, she's a toad girl, not a frog girl. We need a frog girl pic.


455270 No.136665

>>136664

just that picture is unf~ it's lewd and cute at the same time


a24a24 No.136920

File: 1454347357263.webm (1.56 MB, 960x540, 16:9, REEEEEEEEEEEwebm.webm)


177678 No.136928

>>136640

More like a pathetic Salamander.


2b0bef No.136951

>>136664

Honestly, I think someone just mistranslated the name mucus toad or kc can't be arsed to get his biology straight. Toads are covered in small nodules that contain poison or chemicals to deter predators from eating them. They tend to look very craggy, while frogs have smooth skin. Toads also have dry skin and tend to live on land while frogs have slimy skin and live near water.The mucus toad looks a lot more like a frog if you ask me.


d94171 No.136978

>>136920

what anime is this


cab32c No.136984

>>136647

>4th pic

Oh hey its Trish


134382 No.136988

>>136978

>what anime is this

teenage ninja titties

j/k it's urotsukidoji


1de288 No.136990

>>136988

>j/k it's urotsukidoji

Oh hey, Nazi rape machine anime, been a while since I heard that name!


ca14d3 No.136991

File: 1454356170857.png (19.4 KB, 500x250, 2:1, icantdrawreeeee.png)

NORMALDYKES GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


c0a592 No.138095

>>136647

>mucus toad Tomoko

Pretty gud, I like it

Is that Tomoomukade?


b86314 No.138119

>>138095

>Is that Tomoomukade?

Yep.


b1a3d0 No.138120

File: 1454553467657.jpg (77.4 KB, 252x509, 252:509, 12 inch skeleton dick.jpg)

>>138095

>>138119

We also need a Tomoko-o-the-whisp


b86314 No.138124

>>138120

And a Tomoko vamp mosquito.


39d030 No.138128

>>136991

>icantdrawreeeee.png

No you can't.


93b7c1 No.138129

File: 1454554843188.jpg (147.19 KB, 616x879, 616:879, lizardwaifu.jpg)

Funny as the maymay is, I don't see why we take lizardgirls to be the betas of MGs. They're qt, stay and help keep you /fit/, and make for loving waifus. What's not to like unless you don't like being the dom or getting stronk?


259929 No.138141

>>138129

people like the joke too much.

Lizard for best gril 2015+1


288807 No.138155

>>138129

It's because (According to the loosely followed KC material) when they find the one faggot they want to spend their life with they go full declaring their love and stuff instead of "monster girling up" and raping him.


ccf819 No.138980

>>138129

>you don't like being the dom

>wanting to dominate your waifu

What a cruel man.


4c808d No.138990

>>136978

World Conquest Zvezda Plot

It's not bad, I personally found it amusing.


2f5f64 No.138991

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>>138155

I don't see a problem with this.


9931cc No.138999

>>138155

Clearly they're civilized.


93b7c1 No.139086

File: 1454745630255.gif (382.3 KB, 392x500, 98:125, faggotalert.gif)

>>138980

>not being a dom

>not wanting to come home to a loving, submissive waifu

>not playfully bullying and teasing her, and complementing her when she gets flustered so you can see her smile again

>not having wild, passionate, rough sex but being careful about actually hurting her beyond the point where she likes it

>not patting her head and cuddling her as she lays her head on your chest in the afterglow

>not being a strong male role model for your daughterus and sons should you headcanon them

Granted I am partial to equalfaggotry, considering you can still do most of the above.

>>138991

>>138999

I find a hilarious level of irony when domfags are stereotyped as domestic abusers when subfags fantasize about what would be more likely to be classified as an, albeit genderswapped, abusive relationship (rape and whatnot). But hey, it's internet banter, nothing to take seriously. Doesn't matter what kind of -fag you are as long as you're happy with it.


4288b8 No.139214

File: 1454801320572.jpg (242.98 KB, 535x1000, 107:200, 1445178716660-3.jpg)

>>138155

>faggot villager needs me to give a letter to his mother

>bitch lives in the middle of buttfuck nowhere

>don't want to do it but I need to money

>leave the village

>almost get raped by sluts left and right

>fucking monster attacking the first man they see

>out of nowhere this fucking bitch jumps me

>I can't see anything and she's as heavy as the faggot villager's mother

>pants start to get removed

>shit

>out of nowhere I hear "DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HIM, YOU SLUT"

>monsterslut and this girl start fighting

>can't see shit because that slut is grinding in my face while fighting

>eventually lets out a scream and runs away

>get up and thank the gir-

>it's a monster

>a fucking monster

>shitshitshit

>she's going to ask for a "reward" isn't she

>gets fidgety

>"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey"

>start to like this chick(first monster to talked BEFORE the rape)

>"it's dangerous here, why don't we go t…"

>chick's fucking mumbling something

>clears throat

>"WHYDON'TWEGOTOMYHOUSEIT'SSAFETHERE"

>tell her about the letter from the faggot I need to give to his mother

>she turns into my bodyguard

>keeps glancing at me while blushing the whole time

Why are lizards best girls?


259929 No.139482

File: 1454866670718.jpg (21.25 KB, 255x187, 15:11, 1437640006003.jpg)

>>139214

Too many benefits for it to be ignored

>she accepts duels on your behalf

>she'll cook you a hearty warrior's breakfast

>she'll get you /fit/

>swordsmanship lessons

>jolly cooperation

>even compatible with angry templars

No better girl than this.


6d5de7 No.139484

File: 1454867744493.jpg (15.66 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1452121349999.jpg)

>>139482

>even compatible with angry templars

Speak for yourself, degenerate.


d9b3fb No.139486

>>139214

>lizard Lilly

Fuck, every time I see this pic my heart cries.


185df4 No.139490

File: 1454868919892.png (193.9 KB, 460x558, 230:279, Aryan disgust.png)


e2d41a No.139527

File: 1454876515173.jpg (23.19 KB, 640x446, 320:223, crusading.jpg)

>>139482

>even compatible with angry templars

This, it's the only monster girl deus vults a relationship with.

>tfw you'll never go around crusading with a lizard girl


93b7c1 No.139578

>>139482

>>139527

>crusading

It's like you want the both of you killed by rabid bunnygirls.


6c6f3c No.140450

File: 1455031852889.jpg (49.39 KB, 736x464, 46:29, Order knight.jpg)

>>139578

>bunnygirls attack

>get pushed back

>lizardwaifus come to the rescue

>fuck bunnies up with the power of love and semen


037978 No.140467

File: 1455038434232.jpg (165.06 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1404925800029.jpg)

>>140450

>Bunnygirls attack.

I'm kind of afraid of the notion of Basil Staghare with breasts.


a911dd No.140490

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>>140450

>>140467

we need a baphomet warning templars about a stronk bunny girl.




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