/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

Probably not very highly because all manlets are part of the manlet order

What even is a manlet?

>>137651

A man shorter than 6ft.

Pretty much an undesirable in the pecking order.

>human women despise manlets but what would monster girls think of manlets?

Prime rapebait.

>>137652

Well damn I think that makes me one. I don't do imperial but I'm 175cm.

>>137651

A /fit/ term.

These two definitions from urbandictionary sum it up well.

"5'7" or smaller. Usually has Napoleonic syndrome."

"A vertically inferior specimen. Often characterized by a life void of carnival rides, dunks, and pussy. "

>>137657

Oh, /fit/ opinion disregarded.

In any case, I think I scrape by at 5ft 8.

>>137646

funny that you post that guy in a manlet thread

tom hardy is 5ft 9in and had to use height-boosting shoes. cia is actually taller then him at 5 10

>>137655

MANLET DETECTED

It is well known that Manticores prefer taller and stronger men to make their hisbands. Even the manelets have standards. Their evolution as one of the strongest species requires the genetics of only the most fit males. All others are just used for energy and entertainment value.

Go back to being one of the occasional fucktoys for your manelet's tailpussy. All the while she's getting fucked by Chad Thundercock in the missionary position while holding hands.

I'd give it a couple weeks before she's done with you and off marrying Chad.

>>137665

meant to reply to this

>>137650

>>137666

/r9k/ robot detected

>>137666

Thats really funny coming from you, satan.

True love can never die, and monstergirls cucking men is just dirty communistic radfem lie.

so stop being the tool of those human females you good robogoy.

>>137668

so robots are obsessed with cucking?

I thought robots were obsessed with pure waifus?

which one is it?

I think you're getting your strawmen mixed up

>>137683

Danukis are the cutest merchants.

>>137684

And their calves can defeat even the inari in terms of fluffiness.

> Manlets scoring girls

Manlets are alps in the making. Their insistence on being noticed, their shoes with platforms (kinda like heels, eh?) their pouty lips and curly hair… and best of all, prime bully bait.

Yep, manlets are Alps. Pick one up by the horns today while they sob about their feet not reaching the ground.

>>137690

>prime bully bait

dragon detected

>>137691

How do you know I'm not an Alp too?

Manlets exist solely to be easy pickings for the femdom oriented girls

>>137691

Manlets exist to be alped, bullied, cumflated, bullied for being cumflated, tenderly loved, bullied again, married, then teased after marriage for being able to reach the top shelf and being a little faggot who wasn't man enough to be 6ft

>>137697

>cumflated

Are you talking about alps or fairi-oh. I get it.

Onis and ogres and such are already a lot taller than most men, would they see much difference between a normal man and a manlet?

It's difficult to tell the difference between people referencing manlets and the pals of din in this thread

I think monster girls would love Elijah Wood, aka Ryan from Wilfred.

He is what most people would consider a manlet, but he is so fucking /r9k/ that it hurts.

Should monster girls be afraid of Napoleon and his army of manlets?

>>137733

What would be the Justician version of the sabbath day?

There's always loli for the manlets. Unless they are jockey sized.

this meme is cancer and I'm not even a manlet according to urban dictionary and the likes

>>138074

manlet detected

>>137690

congratulations, you are gay

>>138094

What's gay about wanting to play with a flatchested tomboy's nipples and calling them a faggot as they angrily slurp your cum out of a condom for sustenance?

It's pretty goddamn manly to prove your alphaness by fucking a former man into submission after their weak manlet genes turn them into a blushing stuttering alp.

>>138098

no it's pretty fucking gay to fantasize about feminizing a man and fucking him

>>138103

I'm not entirely sure about this, anon. If they're LITERALLY being turned into a female instead of it being transshit, and it's still gay, then wouldn't that make fucking a nekomata beastiality because they can transform back and forth between nekomata and cat form?

>>138111

Trips speaks truth

If Alps are gay, monstergirls like nekomata and dragons are furry/scaly

Transshit a shit, Alps best girl 2016

The manlet threshold increases every month, what is it now? Below 7'6"?

180cm here with a thing for taller girls, I'm fucked.

Reminder that it doesn't fucking matter if you're a manlet or not.

My older brother is a 5'4 midget and gets mad pussy.

Why, I remember someone in a /fit/ thread who claimed that he was a 4 foot something and he was lifting hard and growing a beard to go dwarven Warrior mode.

You're only a manlet if you let yourself be one.

>>138300

>Why, I remember someone in a /fit/ thread who claimed that he was a 4 foot something and he was lifting hard and growing a beard to go dwarven Warrior mode.

I remember that guy, he was going to get a braided beard and everything. I hope he's a happy dorf nowadays.

>>138300

>I remember someone in a /fit/ thread who claimed that he was a 4 foot something and he was lifting hard and growing a beard to go dwarven Warrior mode.

If I was a manlet, I'd lift and grow a beard to be a Tolkien dwarf.

>people actually letting this shit get to them

>>138300

>>138314

Goddamn, that sounds pretty damn awesome.

A Manlet with an Ogre gf can do /ss/ roleplay.

>>138336

Nah, m8. Get a dwarf with a golem girl.

Strike the earth!

>>137646

is anyone under 6' seriously considered a manlet?

tom hardy (aka big goy), matt damon, sylvester stallone, daniel craig, and viggo mortinson are all under 6 feet and they seem like pretty badass dudes to me.

also bruce lee was 5'3" and he could kick the hell out of most anyone.

im 5'9" granted, and i myself am no testament to muscle or manliness. but some of the most badass fighters I've ever bumped into and known haven't been that much taller than me.

idk i just think a dude who's built like tom hardy being called a "manlet" just seems a little weird. especially if he could tear your head off without too much effort.

>as far as monster girls go

well regular women like many manlets already, because countless sex symbols have been under 6'

and being small makes you easier to claim and subsequently rape (monster girls have no real need for an alpha male, most wind up protecting their mate anyway). i would think man lets would actually be more ideal for MG.

MG don't really have a use for alpha males. unless you're ronnie coleman you're never gonna out lift a MG anyways. or out fight them. so where would be the appeal to them?

>>138349

>is anyone under 6' seriously considered a manlet?

It's a meme from /fit/, playing on the insecurities of some anons. You're fine at 5'9".

>>138364

>>he headcanons MGs always being stronger than humans

Vast majority would be, just imagine how much strength your average lamia would have with that gigantic snake body. You could be the strongest man alive and you'd still crumple like a tincan.

>>138375

Humans actually have some of the densest muscles around, we just restrict our strength in most situations because otherwise we'd tear the muscle off our bone. And while sneks would be stronger (at their tails at least), they'd be a fuckton slower because of the square-cube law and have way lower endurance.

I can get into an autistic rant about how physiologically speaking a lot of the monstergirls that are supposedly way stronger than us actually wouldn't be and that even if it was possible they'd sacrifice a lot of stuff (i.e. dragongirls having both retard strength, toughness, and flight all together would be really difficult to do), but I won't unless you want me to and it'll have to wait till tomorrow.

And I'd argue if you're 5'10" and carry yourself with confidence you'd be alright.

>>138385

>5'7"

>bad with girls

>figure its because im a fat slobbish shit

>get /fit/

>get confident

>ask out every girl that strikes my fancy

>rejected

>take it in stride

>rejected dozens more times

>notice manlet threads

>everything makes sense

>still stay fit, but don't bother even trying with women anymore

At least i still have monster girls to at least imagine having a love life with. Better than nothing I guess.

>>138375

This, the entire thing about the meme is it's meant to play on people's fear of not "being the right height"

Face is more important than height, that's why height alone doesn't get you laid. Just look at all the tall ugly/fat guys out there.

>>138364

manticores have the strength of a fucking lion, and they're not considered that strong really.

so yeah. lemme know when you can bench 1k, and ill lend credence to your confidence

>>138336

>Be manlet

>Have a tall ogre gf that's a few years younger than me

>Wide hips and large breasts, Tionisha's exact body frame

>She roleplays /ss/ with me

>ara ara

>She carries me and has me suck her nipples

>"Drink up"

>I've lick them and sucked as her nipples got hard

>She cradles me as she carries me to our bed

>She starts to get into MILFdom roleplay

>She rubs her legs on me and proceeds to feel my face with her feet

>She then unzips my pants with her toes and begins to stroke my dick

>I came from that glorious footjob

>"Oh my, you're a dirty boy" she says as she she gets naked and begins to strip me

>"It's time to give you a bath" and she carries me to the large bathtub where she and I enter to bath

> I sat in front of her

>She shampoos me, gives me a back scrub and gently cleans my cock

>Afterwards she carries me to bed, my head on her breasts as she as her arm around me

>We cuddled and slept through the night

>>138519

>tfw also 6'4"

big guy mustard rice reporting for duty

>>138531

did uncle do this? because this is hillarius as fuck.

>tfw manlet

>tfw I gotta crusade against mamonos because they declared rape war on small guys lije myself

NAPOLEON VULT!

>>138547

Don't know. Do you know where I can find his stuff?

>5'7"

>unironically think I'm still too tall

Besides, in my observations, while looks do play a good part in attraction, being interesting with stories (real-world experiences, not writefag shit) would seal the deal with any half-decent girl. You can temporarily substitute being interesting with assloads of cash, but the problems with that should be obvious to everyone.

>>138580

I imagine if you have a nice personality, they'll take an interest in you. Then they'll make your sorry ass /fit/, especially if it's an oni.

>tfw been a lazy shit that hasn't gone to the gym in months

>>138619

>Demonic Energy

>Not MAMANO MANA™

>>138385

what's the deal with chimp strength then? Is it just leverage?

>>138580

They'll get you plenty of exercise, you won't be fat for long.

>>138684

limb length.

Okay, I think we should make a chart for height and waifu.

>Drawf Tier 4'10" or shorter

Fairy Girls

Hobbit Girls

>Manlet Tier Between 4'11" and 5'5"

Elves

Harpies

>Nigger, you ain't a manlet Tier between 5'6" and 5'11"

Lamias

Zombie girls

Orge girls

Kebolds

>Baneposting Tier 6' and up

Mountain Troll Girl

Krakken

This will need work.

>>138723

>fairy girls and shortstacks in the same tier

Nah, minigirls need their own tier.

>>138723

>tfw 6' exactly

Feels good not being a man let. Mountain troll is a qt.

>>138733

I guess I could make a tier for people tiny enough to be Tinker Bell's boyfriend tfw no Tinker Bell gf

>>138743

You know, the main problem I see with having girlfriend like Tinker Bell is the "only feels one emotion at a time" thing, because it'd mean she can't be horny AND loving at the same time.

>>138744

Okay, yea, that would be shit. I am finding a hard thinking of qt girls that are fairy sized. I mean there is Navi but we don't know how she looks behind that ball of light and if she's too busy telling me to z target her ass, I'm just gonna leave.

>>138723

>ogres are between 5'6" and 5'11"

Anon, amazonesses are likely 7 feet tall, and you're putting ogres at manlet heights?

>>138883

Medieval soldiers with medieval tech, weaponry, and mindsets pushed back the monstrous hordes since time immemorial. Kenkou's bleating about how his precious little rapists are OH SO SUPERIOR UFUFUFU is nothing more than posturing and ignorance.

His setting really does need some proper and good HFY, and I'm not just talking about humans killdozing with tools and smarts.

>>138723

>ogres

>5'6" to 5'11"

Add 2' to that.

>>138899

>Below 6'

Matango

Cu/Caith Sith

Vamp Mosquito

>Baneposting Tier 6' and up

Fairy Girls

Hobbit Girls

Elves

Harpies

Lamias

Zombie girls

Orge girls

Kebolds

Mountain Troll Girl

Krakken

This will need work.

>>138897

HFY fags are as annoying as monster girl mary sue fags.

>>138901

I have no problem with HFY as long as it's done tastefully (See: Not edgy/grimdark "WE KILLING EVERYTHING BECAUSE PURGE THE MUTANT, WE OUTSMART EVERYTHING" shit).

I like 40k, but people completely miss the point of space marines

>>138904

I always liked humanity as different from the rest. People who keep trying to git gud in the face of adversity.

I want more monster girl stories where the husband keeps trying his best even though his waifu can generally do things better than him.

Imperial Guard is objectively best group in 40k

>>138887

I'm obviously assuming all other factors are held constant. Ali being a monster aside, it's hard to deny that boxing has certain rules and limitations that are geared towards big guys being ideal. If you want a counter-example, the Gracie family found a lot of success in MMA despite not being the biggest guys there. Then there's Bruce Lee, a rather short but extremely well-trained wing-chun practitioner (and street fighter, more importantly), being considered one of the greatest fighters of all time. But now this is going from /monster/ and /sci/ to /asp/.

>>138901

We need a good balance where humans aren't helpless faggots and/or just fucking boring but aren't blatantly superior and can love their waifus without paladindus breathing down their necks.

>>138723

Are ogres and onis considered the same thing for the purposes of this chart?

>>138900

Fuck off. I'm going to tenderly and consensually love my waifu and you can't stop me.

>>138915

The only person that can stop you from loving is yourself.

So go on, little guy, love your waifu as best as you can. Be the best husbando you can be for her.

>>138906

The Gracies did well when hardly anyone knew ground fighting. Bruce Lee was an actor who never fought anyone noteworthy.

Look at modern MMA, which is as close as it gets to a real fight. There are weight classes because big athletes can easily destroy smaller athletes.

Or if you want to see it in nature:

No human will ever feat a bear in an unarmed fight. The bear is so strong and so much power behind a punch due to his muscles and weight, that one hit would destroy the strongest man.

"Speed" and "dexterity" are seriously overrated by scrawny nerds on the internet who haven't been in a fight in their entire life.

>>138905

My personal ideal is this

Physical ability: Massive strength for their size, but are far from the heaviest things around and can only access that strength in short bursts of adrenaline, otherwise having decent strength. Alright durability for their size, but hardly the most durable species around. Top tier endurance, throwing ability, and tool handling make them great foot soldiers/mercenaries/assassins, but don't expect them to plow through armies with physical force alone. Great flexibility and dexterity, but only having 2 manipulation appendages can put them at a disadvantage against other species. Running speed is below average.

Mental abilities: Odd but not necessarily superior/inferior in this regard. Their minds aren't very well geared to cold, computer-like logic, but are very ingenuous and curious. Much of their technology is not due to careful experimentation and planning, but trial and error and sometimes pure accident. They are arrogant, assertive, and quite emotional by nature which can hurt diplomatic relationships, but are still somewhat reasonable. There is a certain insanity to them, however, not quite found in other species. They have a drive to explore and learn about things, for no other reason than the fact that it's there. Many of their evolutionary cousins, such as homo erectus, never expanded far beyond their lands of origin. Compare this with humans, who in their early days were know for sailing unknown seas for the sake of exploration alone, many never retruning.Even moreso is their ability to "humanize" things, as seen with animals on earth who exhibit human behaviours after being around them for a long time (i.e. lions hugging other lions when released back into the wild).

>>138919

Bears are well over 400 pounds and geared towards sheer physical prowess unlike human versatility (i.e. a bear can't use a gun). Not to mention I was talking about ogres (i.e. Tio levels of tall and heavy or higher).

Dexterity is more important for weapons, so you might be mixing up the context (the thread went in a weird direction). And I'm surprised that someone who gave the example of Muhammad Ali, a boxer famous for his lightweight speed despite being a heavyweight rather than just the power of his strikes, is saying speed doesn't matter.

All that said, I will concede that all other factors being roughly equal, the bigger guy will win the fight with no survivors.

>>138919

Speed and dexterity are useful as fuck, but not in the "I'm going to duck under his right then counter with a left uppercut", it's just hand speed so you can clock the other guy faster. And in a fight without gloves any solid hand can end a fight, be it from a 5' 5 or a 6' 4.

>No human will ever defeat a bear in an unarmed fight

https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/man-kills-grizzly-with-hands-and-teeth

http://humor.gunaxin.com/badass-story-blazo-grkovic-guy-strangled-bear/153530

http://badassoftheweek.com/wanyandie.html

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/04/29/old-man-punches-bear.html

>>138920

This is what you posted:

>For another monstergirl example, your cute oni waifu might be stronk, but if her physiology isn't changed from a human's anyone who knows their way around a fight would be able to beat her. All that extra body mass is requires a lot of effort to move around, making her slow and easy to tire on average. Her heaviness is also a detriment if she gets thrown or trips because her weight is going to break some of her bones on landing.

You implied Oni who are 210cm or higher could be beaten by smaller and lighter opponents with even a little fighting experience. Also you said big height means slownes and weak cardio and that big height increases the likelyhood of injuries due to falls, which is wrong because muscles are great at protecting you against injuries.

Counter examples:

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Semmy-Schilt-467

http://boxrec.com/boxer/7033

Big guys who prove your assertions wrong.

>>138921

First link sounds like laughable bullshit, second link is about a guy who hit a likely small bear with an axe. Bears are known to have very sensitive muzzles though, so I believe a smaller bear (like the common American black bear) would run away after being struck in the muzzle. That is, if they weren't too hungry. If a bear was starving, it would maul any man to get meat.

>>138920

This is what you posted:

>For another monstergirl example, your cute oni waifu might be stronk, but if her physiology isn't changed from a human's anyone who knows their way around a fight would be able to beat her. All that extra body mass is requires a lot of effort to move around, making her slow and easy to tire on average. Her heaviness is also a detriment if she gets thrown or trips because her weight is going to break some of her bones on landing.

You implied Oni who are 210cm or higher could be beaten by smaller and lighter opponents with even a little fighting experience. Also you said big height means slownes and weak cardio and that big height increases the likelyhood of injuries due to falls, which is wrong because muscles are great at protecting you against injuries.

Counter examples:

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Semmy-Schilt-467

http://boxrec.com/boxer/7033

Big guys who prove your assertions wrong.

>>138921

First link sounds like laughable bullshit, second link is about a guy who hit a likely small bear with an axe. Bears are known to have very sensitive muzzles though, so I believe a smaller bear (like the common American black bear) would run away after being struck in the muzzle. That is, if they weren't too hungry. If a bear was starving, it would maul any man to get meat.>>138921

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>Speed and dexterity are useful as fuck, but not in the "I'm going to duck under his right then counter with a left uppercut", it's just hand speed so you can clock the other guy faster. And in a fight without gloves any solid hand can end a fight, be it from a 5' 5 or a 6' 4.

Yeah, depending on the "chin" of the guy whos hit. However, that implies that a street fight always remains a standing fist fight with no grappling or ground fighting. In either case the bigger guy is in most cases in a better position due to bigger strength and weight.

>>138920

>And I'm surprised that someone who gave the example of Muhammad Ali, a boxer famous for his lightweight speed despite being a heavyweight rather than just the power of his strikes, is saying speed doesn't matter.

When did I say it didn't matter?

I said:

>"Speed" and "dexterity" are seriously overrated by scrawny nerds on the internet who haven't been in a fight in their entire life.

>>138930

>Oni are 210cm or higher

Aren't they supposed to be 10ft or am I getting my MGs mixed up?

>>138932

I think Ogres are supposed to be taller. Like the green Ogres that like onions and swamps, or the qt ones like Tio.

>>138930

>First link sounds like laughable bullshit

>Not knowing about C. Dale Petersen

Guy was fucking Chuck Norris tier back in the day. Also there are a lot of people who somehow end up doing stuff that you wouldn't think is possible: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1333379/Uncle-wrestles-shark-to-save-boys-severed-arm.html

I'm just saying that if we had an anti-bear martial art which was tested and perfected over the years, shit would be different around here.

On the street fighting part yeah you're completely right, I just didn't read the part where you stuff about scrawny nerds who just watch those "How to do a standing kick" videos on the Internet.

>>138723

>Nigger, you ain't a manlet Tier between 5'6" and 5'11"

>This is what manlets actually believe

Lel, if you're not 6ft you're a manlet, plane and simple

>>138892

Because tall women fetish.

>>138934

>I'm just saying that if we had an anti-bear martial art which was tested and perfected over the years, shit would be different around here.

Yeah, there would be more people that died due to grizzly attacks because they thought fighting a 500kg bear barehanded was a good idea.

Seriously, you're not going to beat that 2m tall buff as fuck Oni because you have your slight manlet speed advantage. Time and time again it's been shown that a noticeable size advantage is almost insurmountable even for experienced martial artists. This is not considering that most monstergirls don't have human physiology.

Anyone who thinks they have a shot at beating a dragon is probably an insecure manlet.

>>139097

The real question is why are we even talking about beating up qt monster girls in the first place? I would rather spend my energy being the man that melts monster girl hearts, and you can do that at any size.

>>139133

Enjoy not being able to defend yourself from the likes of Vamp Mosquito, Matango, and Dryads. Also,

>assuming that boarding all the rape trains is a good idea