/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>138804

I imagine that oni bodies/babies work in such a way that alcohol is safe to have during pregnancy.

I mean, think about it. The alcohol that is obviously in their alcoholic breast milk has to come from somewhere, and if their body can naturally produce alcohol, why would they have such an urge to drink it?

Do you want to boni the oni?

Would you tell stories about the prohibition to scare your oni daughterus?

>>138953

I would tell her heroic stories about the men who risked their lives to keep alcohol afloat.

does oni's milk taste like a white russian?

>>138914

>multi armed oni

How can man stand against such lewdness?

>>138956

It varies from oni to oni. Oni breast milk is like snowflakes: each is unique.

>>138958

>your oni gf starts lactating

>she tastes like rumchata

>likes it when you drink from her

>she still gives you shit for drinking a girls drink

>>138956

>you will never knock up an oni

>you will never watch her tits become big and milky

>you will never place two glasses in front of her and milk her tits into the glasses

>you will never have a toast to your future child before drinking down

>you will never enjoy oni milk tasting like a white russian

>you will never have pregnant sex with her while taking little drinks from her tits

>she will never playfully slap you and tell you to leave some for the baby

>you will never cuddle with her right afterwards and rub her belly

Why does life have to deny us this pleasure?

>>139117

>oni daughteru starts elementary school, things go pretty good for the most part

>one day, get a call from the office saying that your daughteru got in a fight and is being sent home early

>when you get to her school and learn the details, you discover that a boy was getting bullied and she intervened

what do?

>>139126

Pat her on the back and tell her good job. Offer her ice cream.

Consider homeschooling her because the school system is cucked, lousy, and starting to be filled with cultural marxism. Especially with common core bullshit.

>>139126

Find out exactly how the boy was bullied and how daughteru responded.

>>139128

>ice cream

>not taking her home and giving her some alcohol

>>139131

A group of boys were making fun of her friend, so she told them to leave him alone. Then they started insulting her too and a fight broke out, but both the bullies and your daughteru deny throwing the first punch. No one is seriously injured, but everyone involved has a few scrapes and bruises.

>>139136

Look her in the eyes and ask her to tell the truth.

>>139139

She insists that they hit first. The kid who was being bullied backs her up on this, but there's only the two of them versus the three bullies, who claim that they're innocent.

>>139141

Father should be able to trust his daughter. Believe what she says.

>>139141

Invite daughteru's friend for icecream too.

>>139149

>listen and believe

No, anon, you're supposed to talk things over and find things out for yourself. Let her know that, if her story is true, she did the right thing, however.

>>139145

Check Blammer's HF account. I'm pretty sure the story you're looking for is the first chapter of /monster/ mash.

>>139153

Your daughteru is being let out of school early.

>>139155

Like it's illegal to get her to eat icecream TWICE a day.

>>139161

Fair enough.

>>139126

Tell her that defending yourself or those who cant defend themselves is a virtue and take her to a movie.

So looks like the main thing for your oni daughteru being cool is take her to movie and give her two servings of ice cream.

Do you think she'd like irish cream drizzled over her ice cream?

>>139187

Oh boy, amazons.

>>139187

I've always wanted to know what the actual context of the second pic is.

>>139189

pepe (jonasan)

at least on danbooru

>>139187

there's something about the coloring this artist uses that i REALLY love

>>139187

Fucking hell, the first one is a lot better in vanilla than the futa trash version I've seen.

>>139219

Either that or memecats and memehounds.

>>139223

Top rape bro.

>>139221

Sup faggot cat? Did you enjoy reading about our lord and savior, The God Emperor?

>>139226

Can't even escape your own proactively dated victim, what a fail shitposter you are Faggotcat. :3

>>139219

But Thoth, even before your story, people loved onis.

But yeah, along with onis, /monster/ loves cheshires, manticores, hellhounds, and might be loving mu-onnas a hell of a lot too, lately.

Now if only /monster/ liked monkey girls more.

>>139219

I think Arachne, Manticore, Hellhound, Faggotcat, and Slimes are the most popular MG's here. Lot's of people wrtiefag about them.

>I know cause I lurked here for about 6 months before posting, I fucking love all of you

>>139228

GREATUH DISGRACU AND DISHONORU

>>139231

Listen here you little shit

>not wanting a waifu who trolls the shit out of you daily

>not wanting a waifu who's a massive shitlord

>not wanting a waifu who can float and turn invisible

I have the most patrician of tastes

>>139233

Dude, we don't get enough arachne IMO. Sure, we get some writefaggotry, mostly ara ara, but we don't get enough OC art.

Life is suffering.

>>139234

You do have a good point, I personally wish there was more Kraken to go around. Not very much art for the milfy buttsecks squid waifu.

Really, the reason I like monster girls so much is less because of the odd nature and the fact that they live off the dick, and more because they only want you, and no one else. Monster girls won't cuck you. They will love you fiveever.

>>139238

God yes.

not sure on the buttsecks bit though

They just get the milfy portrayal because of the milfy attitudes.

We need some writefaggotry about a teenager/early 20s kraken.

>>139239

Interesting idea, you should try writefagging that Faggot cat. I'm still thinking about what to do next with the horrifying autism I summoned in that last thread.

>Not understanding why the buttsecks happens

Mifly dom yo. She gotta assert herself somehow!

Besides, in MG Quest you do get buttraped by a Kraken. If you fail the boss battle.

>Guess some people really like their femdom, Dark Elf's anyone?

>>139240

>Not fucking her up the butt

Might as well.

>>139241

I'm busy writefagging about my relationship with a tsundere succu-neesan. I'm being way to slow with my updates.

>>139240

Now that I can get behind

>>139241

I still haven't played MG Quest

>>139244

Oops. I haven't either, but I did find an image and dialogue of it happening. I forget where but it made my dick cry.. And it made me cry.

>>139247

At least I'm not the only heretic here.

>>139242

Meh. Why not, I can try to type it out and put it in the school thread in a few days.

If I don't forget about it completely.

>>139248

DO IT FOR THE GOD EMPEROR.

And I'm not a heretic, I'm a maledom fag.

So we all know onis have cast iron livers, but how would they handle spicy food?

>>139216

big brown girls are the best

>>139216

Maybe it's the good sense of shading.

>>139272

…I'm just imagining a panicking oni waving her hand in front of her mouth in order to cool it down

>>139272

Sake is served hot much of the time. I figure they'd handle it well enough.

>>139288

Dubs confirm, we need drawfaggotry of an oni that can't handle spicy food.

>>139294

hot=!spicy

>>139524

What if we don't like to watch exemplary avians

>>139572

Well what alcohol would you drink with your waifu?

>>139575

Whiskey, or Scotch, I don't like beer, I know I'm a pleb

Honestly don't see how it would work out between me and an oni because I'm not a heavy drinker, I drink around once every couple of months

>>139579

Then waifu an ogre instead

What would I drink with an Oni? One Word.

EVERCLEAR.

>>139581

But Oni are more laid back than ogres, and I mostly don't drink because a drunkard family member ruined it for me and alcohol makes you fat really fast, and I don't think an oni would want a lard ass for a bf

>>139589

>alcohol makes you fat

Onis would also love working out with their husbandos, so it all balances out.

>>139641

Would you play drinking games based around 80s movies or just drink?

>>139641

Fug. Drinking stout and watching Top Gun with an oni gf sounds damn comfy.

http://strawpoll.me/6765370

>>140036

Other.

You forgot to list "broette personality qualities".

>>140071

>broette personality qualities

I claim thee my compatriot of jungled origin

>>139187

that first pic

>playing monster girl survival allies

>havent found your allies yet

>thirsty af

>looking for drinking water

>hear waterfall close by

>push over some jungle brush

>accidentally walk in on 3 amazons bathing

>immediately know you fucked up

>know its game over

>you stare at them

>they stare at you

>with absolutely no expression you pull back the brush

>180

>SPRINT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

>pinned down within 5 seconds

Congratz! game over, you are now an amazon fuck toy

>tfw no oni to get shitfaced with and have awkward drunken sex

>>140174

>Congratz! game over, you are now an amazon fuck toy

you say this like it's a bad thing, anon

>>140174

>running

why run anon, it's just a naked body

>>140210

I don't even remember where I found it.

>>140221

if he just stands there and takes it they'll think he's a pussy and won't give him blowjobs later when he asks politely

>>139187

we need more amazon art, to be honest

>>140220

not at all anon. you only win in monster girl survival allies

but it would have been great to have found my allies before losing

What if their were Chesire onis or Chesire Amazons? What if the same were true for manticores or hellhounds? What if we mixed all of that together?

>>140485

Imagine a cross between an oni, amazon, ushi-oni, manticore, and hellhound, and mountain troll.

>>140590

Why would you even want to, anon?

I, for one, accept my new muscle cat overlords.

>>140225

>standing

Let loose a war cry and go for it anon, they want a strong man after all, or just tell them to pay no heed to you and casually continue on as if they just stopped to look at you

>>140224

i know it's from an old /tg/ drawfag. you might want to ask around either of them.

>>140660

full or half?

>>140924

I wonder why there's no art of Mimi the Memecat in that lingerie yet.

>Tfw when I run a small liquor company and bar in my town

>tfw when the exchange program started there was a small majority of requests for me to start producing sake.

>I was confused at first

>Looked up a method to make sake, fairly easy.

>Little did I know this was the beginning of the end

continue? I want to keep this thread going.

>>150601

do it faggot

>>150606

Well. This took place over the last few months. I own a small bar in my town called "The Bent Cap", and it's been mine since my parents retired and had me keep the place running. To keep themselves busy they started a small tool shed brewery project which eventually became quite a fun thing for them to do. One morning I told them about the requests for Sake to be put on the menu and they decided to try making it. Initially we didn't exactly know the demographic that was requesting this, we assumed immigrants from Japan or China wanting to get their favorite drink here. We didn't expect fairly tall, multi colored, horned women who could out drink some regulars in my bar.

We decided to hold a taste test so we invited over a few of the people that requested Saki. We were a bit surprised when we answered the doorbell that night. One of the Oni that came night is now my girl friend, Saki. Shes blue, a full head taller than me, and has solid D sized breasts. Her and her parents liked Sake a lot. The night went on cheerfully despite how awkward it was for us but they did say "It tastes like home!". They were incredibly drunk by the end of the night, and so was I but me and my parents hurried them out though Saki crashed one my bed next to me.

The next morning also had a surprise for me. How much someone with blue skin can blush.

>>139126

>ever sending your kid to public school

>ishygddt

>>150866

Continue, and don't rush yourself.

Keep a good pace and you'll have something yet.

>>150894

I don't suppose there's a non-sad panda version somewhere?

>>150937

6 years later and you fuckers still can't get past the panda

>>150939

I'm having a shit day and that doujin hits all my fetishes, so could you at least give me the title and the artist's name so I can google it myself?

>>150941

protip, just paste g.e-hentai.org before the /s/1a28d63ce7/907372-1 part

>>150941

You wouldn't even need to get past the panda to get it you dumb idiot fuck, you just needed to know the bare minimum about g.e-hentai

>>150945

pls no bully

>>150929

Sorry I couldn't update the story. Busy week here at the bar.

Anyways, turns out she had relatively forced sex with me that night. What a way to kick off a relationship. After that we put the Sake onto the menu.

Right now I'm standing at the bar while groups of men are slowly walking in groups. In twenty minutes the group of onis who have pretty much selected a single man from every group of men who come to my bar to fuck constantly until they either break or they getting attached to them. They've claimed my bar like a biker gang claims a strip club, unwarranted sex and all.

And the only good part is that Saki visits me everyday, a enjoys sex with me after a lot of sake.

I don't know if you oni-bros saw this story I did a few weeks back, but it's about a man and his red-oni wife during prohibition. Chances are if you were in the write-thread then you did see it, otherwise well I figure everyone likes stories about their best girls.

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=an-offer-he-couldnt-refuse

In b4 shill

>>150937

http://nhentai.net/g/157541/

Here you go anon.

>>140491

>Imagine a cross between an oni, amazon, ushi-oni, manticore, and hellhound, and mountain troll.

At that point you would have a rape elemental.

>>153720

What would she do if the guy wants it?

>>153722

He can't always want it.

At some point he has to do something, catch some sleep, maybe he has a headache.

>>153749

>>153722

Not to mention she'd probably vary the times at which she rapes unpredictably enough that it'd become like chinese water torture.

>Oni breaks into your house in the middle of the night

What do /monster/?

>implying there is any option other than remove clothing, double fist bottles of alcohol, WITNESS ME

>>154718

Stop her from stealing my alcohol by forcibly massaging her horns.

>>154719

>not sharing your booze with your brand new waifu

Can someone explain the association between oni's and booze? I always see them depicted as getting drunk but I can't find any information about it

>>154736

She has to be punished for stealing it first. A good oni would understand the value of alcohol by respecting the alcohol ownership of others besides herself.

>>155823

It's a holdover from the original mythology.