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8081aa No.140858

Imagine the item you discarded, neglected or forgotten in the attic all of a sudden comes to life and grew into a girl that wants her owner to love her again?

Umbrellas, Hats, Sandals, Dolls, etcetera and etcetera.

401c76 No.140859

ah, if only that actually happened irl


372050 No.140860

File: 1455089549639.png (382.09 KB, 803x561, 73:51, harem.PNG)

>>140859

Then I'd accidentally forget most things I have. And then accidentally harem.


98d540 No.140870

> all the stuffed toys I've ever had jumping on me in bed and turning my night into a fluffy cuddle pile

Shit son, it's gonna be hard to wash them after that

> all the Lego I've ever have assembling into a waifu

SHIT SON, THE DICK IS SCARED

STEP ON A LEGO NO. FUCK A LEGO NO NO NO


fa3c48 No.140879

File: 1455108526470.png (103.07 KB, 745x1173, 745:1173, 580183.png)

>>140870

>tfw my mum threw all my toys away when I grew up


d6f5cb No.140885

File: 1455112551857.png (640.76 KB, 712x1010, 356:505, f6a16a63210458b56366e12786….png)

>Old videogame consoles come to life and become girls


cae346 No.140886

>tfw your toaster, lamp, radio, vacuum cleaner, and electric blanket have turned in women and traveled several miles to find you

>tfw they are basically childhood friends

>tfw they all call you master

Brave Little Toaster just got even weirder.


e35583 No.140890

>>140885

>my sega genesis, GB pocket and GBC come to life

I'd tenderly love the shit out of all of them, my genesis probably the most since it was my first console

>>140886

not to mention sexier


c4a3b5 No.140901

What if a Fleshlight turned into a girl?


81229e No.140939

>>140901

>prudish fleshlight girl


999e24 No.140941

>>140939

>"P-please, we can't do this! Its lewd!"


e062bd No.140946

>>140941

>>140939

>>140901

>After becoming alive she wants to save herself for marriage.


c4a3b5 No.140948

>>140946

Imagine a body pillow of your waifu coming to life and becoming a real girl?


81229e No.140949

>>140946

>>140941

>"that's disgusting, darling. Can't we just cuddle?"


fa3c48 No.140952

>>140948

That's basically cheating


c4a3b5 No.140954

>>140949

>Fleshlight girl: I'm more than just a vagina!

>Me: Bitch! You were just a vagina.


8546ee No.140955

>>140949

>>140954

Guys, you're supposed to be discussing a fleshlight turning into a monster girl, not a human girl.

Aw fuck, THAT fetish is starting to spread around now, isn't it?


c4a3b5 No.140960

>>140955

We are discussing monster girls.

Flashlight girl is still a flashlight that projected human form.

The idea of objects turning into girls is based off of object Yokai myths like Karakasa Obake.

Inanimate object girls will have unique physical quirks or abilities based off the item the grew from.


3de3e6 No.140985

File: 1455134109390.jpg (54.66 KB, 503x518, 503:518, all smiles.jpg)

I'm likely most attached to this laptop, I take it with me everywhere and I'm always on it, so based on that my Yokai would be:

>Insanely intelligent, having access to all human knowledge available online

>Love vidya

>Be a dank memester

>Have a severe public sex fetish (B-but you were playing with me here last week before I looked like this, so just d-do it again!)

>Knows intimately well what I'm into from searches and saved items

>Loves sitting in my lap

>Strong immune system

>I have two laptops

11/10 waifu material


81229e No.141003

>>140955

>THAT fetish is starting to spread around now, isn't it?

????


88d566 No.141008

File: 1455136413109-0.png (34.87 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 6fe8cb9c0504ad82437eb21bc9….png)

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>>140985

>Your devices also double as girlfriends

>Their battery runs on your semen now and you have to fuck them so that they can get fully charged


a9c842 No.141015

File: 1455137857464-0.png (Spoiler Image, 40.1 KB, 1082x282, 541:141, Capture.PNG)

File: 1455137857466-1.png (Spoiler Image, 83.19 KB, 1790x290, 179:29, Capture2.PNG)

File: 1455137857467-2.png (Spoiler Image, 86.23 KB, 1783x473, 1783:473, Capture3.PNG)

>>141003

Think he means this one

Spoilered and polite sage for worse than NTR


889a39 No.141020

File: 1455138204525-0.jpg (84.43 KB, 720x653, 720:653, Dresses and touching.jpg)

File: 1455138204525-1.jpg (77.74 KB, 720x653, 720:653, Insert_stylus.jpg)

File: 1455138204525-2.jpg (87.11 KB, 720x653, 720:653, Modes.jpg)

>>141008

They remind me of those short comics. They've gotten a few laughs out of me.

>>141015

STOP

That was hilarious/horrible to read but the ending is adorable.


81229e No.141022

File: 1455138508784.jpg (98.87 KB, 630x420, 3:2, filner revere.jpg)

>>141015

>"your punishment for tonight… will be to hold me… and never let me go…"

I didn't think it was that bad


ac63f4 No.141023

File: 1455138858677.jpg (21.45 KB, 270x270, 1:1, 1438872394515.jpg)

>>141015

>wrote this just the other day

>someone already screencapped and posted it elsewhere

I'm sorry i cemented this terrible concept into a physical form, i have become faggot, creator of cancer


d01838 No.141024

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>>141020

>tfw you will never look at the world and see everything as lewd


3b7f63 No.141025

>>141023

You merely observed the cancer, and by your gaze it suddenly was. There was nothing you could do.


e35583 No.141027

>>141015

KILL IT

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT


07f4c6 No.141028

File: 1455139298217.png (415.79 KB, 870x1021, 870:1021, Teddy Loli.png)

>Your favorite childhood teddy bear that you left forgotten in the attic after all this time comes to life

>She takes the form of a loli bear mamono

>Your teddy misses you, she was scared and alone being left in the attic after all this time

>She sneaks into your room during nighttime and catches you sleeping

>Your teddy sneaks up onto your bed and puts your arm around her

>You subconsciously hug her and said "teddy…"

>She smiles, with a tear in her eye and softly whispered "master…"

>Your teddy closes her eyes, falls asleep within the loving embrace of your hug and dreams about the childhood you had with her.


e35583 No.141030

>>141028

That's adorable


d01838 No.141033

File: 1455139511733.png (111.11 KB, 318x368, 159:184, 1427499680566.png)

>>141015

>pitcher of iced coffee for the romantic evening

okay…hold up now.

I should probably stop reading this right?


243bde No.141034


16e7a4 No.141035

>>140858

When I was a little kid, I wore a beanie hat all the time for years; it's been sitting in the bottom of my dresser for a long time now.

I wonder what kind of girl it would grow into.


d01838 No.141036

File: 1455139695734.jpg (52.03 KB, 800x680, 20:17, 1439876586081.jpg)

>>140954

>always wanted a real girlfriend

>constantly used a fleshlight to sate desire

>fleshlight turns into a real girl

>now all you want is to be alone again

Jesus…


81229e No.141037

>>141036

Some people are never happy.


889a39 No.141040

File: 1455140204325.gif (1.22 MB, 500x367, 500:367, Dirty Hoe.gif)

>be farmer anon

>lost hoe during a recent storm

>a week later, a knock on my front door

>open door, see lost hoe now a transformed monster girl

>she’s dirty all over and keep talking dirty to me/making moves on me

>somehow guide her to bathroom, using shower to fight her off

>hoe’s all clean now and apologising to me non-stop

>wut

>apparently she only talks/acts dirty when she’s all dirty

>she offers to help me out around my farm as thanks

>what do


ac63f4 No.141041

>old nintendo consoles come to life

>now have harem

>me and the other consoles take turns playing on one of the consoles

>playing games on them now is awkward and distracting because the buttons on the controller are their erogenous zones


d01838 No.141054

>>141040

Go down to ace hardware and buy a hoe that you can actually use to till soil with.


cae346 No.141056

File: 1455141632037.jpeg (113.74 KB, 480x720, 2:3, image.jpeg)

>I can now fuck Siri and Cortana

Sounds hot. Hey, Cortana, suck my dick.


33d057 No.141059

>>141028

>Teddy Bear Loli

Are Teddy Bear Girls a thing?

Should they be a thing?

I think they should be a thing.


16e7a4 No.141066

>>141059

I imagine them as pedophiles who sneak into young boys' beds as night.


243bde No.141069

>>141059

I'd love me a loli teddy bear.


d01838 No.141081

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c1afbd No.141131

>>141028

That gave me feels.


5b323d No.141139

>>140985

>My computer is 8 years old

Does that make her a milf? I always update her hardware whenever i can, but she's been with me for 8 years ;-;


c1afbd No.141142

>>141139

She practically is a MILF.


5b323d No.141148

>>141142

Ara fucking ara.

>Ara ara~ Anon why do you keep playing with an old lady such as myself when the new girls have more powerful hardware?

I'll never leave my milfputer, she's been with me for so long. I think i've spent more time with her than with my family. That's kinda sad.


ac63f4 No.141152

>>141148

>compumilf's keyboard and mouse is sensitive

>use computer almost all day

>at the end of the day compumilf is a shaking babbling mess of arousal from being gently stimulated all day

>can't refuse your commands because you have administrative permissions

>arousal starts to overheat compumilf

>have to cool her off her internal components with semen

dammit, i think im sexually aroused by my computer now


e35583 No.141153

>>141139

>8 year old computer

>meanwhile I have gaming systems that I've had since I was 5

also technically these kinds of MGs need what, 100 years of service


050109 No.141155

>>141152

Your computer must be one sexy Yokai.


744228 No.141209

File: 1455154275927.png (19.83 KB, 460x562, 230:281, 3bded0c5b4659edbcecaa93f26….png)

Famicom MILF.


1abbca No.141253

>>141209

Pretty classy console.


50818f No.141332

File: 1455168963159.gif (68.44 KB, 300x328, 75:82, 1411219281604.gif)

>>141020

First mamano mana turns girls into monsters. The it turns some rocks into monsters. Then it turns some umbrellas into monsters. Then fucking phones? Think of the general masses! They wouldn't even know what hit them when meme magic makes mamano mano real. We wouldn't even have time to get our dream waifus before a rapist literally hops on out of our pocket.

Chekhov's Gun at it's finest.


829565 No.141383

>>141332

Imagine the possibilities.


c141d6 No.141407

File: 1455175618316.jpg (442.57 KB, 1238x1632, 619:816, Special_Projects_Winter_19….jpg)

>Inheret Grandfathers house in Texas

>job let's me transfer to Texas location

howconvenient.jpeg

>move to Texas

>place is pretty nice, two stories four bedroom

>needs some cleaning but not complaining

>the air is stale but the atmosphere is homey

Exploration.jpeg

>find a study

>studies are fucking rad

>has a large mahogany desk

>electronics and magazines cover it's surface

>pick up first magazine from one of the stacks

Consumer Electronics 1981

>shit nigger this is old

>there's a note in it

>Dear Anon, it would do you best to study a bit of this if things get too messy!

wat

>put the magazine back down and go exploring again

>go to upstairs bedroom

Box simulator 2.0 Electric Boogaloo

>wonder how the queen size bed fits in here

>and the desk

>how many fucking desks are in this house

>two peculiar boxes on the desk

which one do I investigate guys


2f37b0 No.141484

>>141407

The one that's a mimic


caec6c No.141544


c59437 No.141585

>>140858

So, my laptop would be an older MILF-esque girl with an encyclopaedic knowledge of my fetishes and desires, but takes a long time to get turned on and to do anything.

My desktop would be young and innocent but super-fast. With glasses, because the video card was getting on a bit when I built the computer. (I really should upgrade it sometime)

If my car went that way, she'd be slightly older, fiercely protective, but chubby and a little prudish because my car's kinda overweight and underpowered. And she'd demand expensive food, because my car demands super-premium fuel. Probably a doggirl; loyal and dependable, but a bit boring.

If my OLD car did that and came back for me… Hoo boy.

A stubborn, loud-voiced tsundere MILF with scars, into seriously rough sex and pretends to be uncaring and callous. Hard to stop when she gets into the mood, high maintenance, expensive tastes, and would hurt herself frequently. And she'd mark her territory by rubbing against things and leaving oily stains, so she'd probably be a catgirl of some sort. She'd have the most amazing blue hair, though.


c59437 No.141587

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>>141040

The fuck kind of farming are you doing with a hoe? Get yourself a proper tractor and plow. At least then if she gets changed, she'll be like strike witches or kancolle.


0c9817 No.141606

>>141587

Damn straight.


b4b360 No.141696

>>140985

>breaks every 50 minutes under any type of strain

>Needs a new video card

>???

umm 7/10?


e740d4 No.141718

File: 1455241503378.jpg (429.54 KB, 500x647, 500:647, ti994a_500.jpg)

>>141407

>>141484

first time story telling pls no bully

>reach for the

more suspicous looking one

>poof of smoke knocks me on my ass

>smoke clears

>“Aaaaahh, much better~ It's been such a long time.“

>she says stretching her arms

>she

>when

>suddenly a milf

>that gray dress doesn't leave much for the imagination

>take in those sweet curves

>rather short skirt

>at least K-cup tits

>pixelated blonde hair

>black reading glasses with two suprisingly bright blue eyes behind them

>that are looking straight at me

NOW WITH 256 BITS OF ASBERGERS

>a smile crosses her lips as she sees my reaction to her appearance

>"Ara ara~ were you expecting something newer? Too bad it's just me, MI-99. You can call me Mi-a"

>MI-99? Like the Bill Cosby one?

>meanwhile spaghetti rendering in my pockets

>"O-Oh, h-hey!"

>try and keep your cool but it doesn't really work

>crossing her legs, she lifts an eye brow while bringing an index finger to her lip

>she has long nails

>painted in RGB pixel design

>oh yeah, she's a computer

how cute

>"Now what could you possibly want with an old computer like me, Mister..?"

>she's waiting for my name

>"Anon, and I-I was just curious. And I mean you aren't old."

>she giggles

>"Ara~ I've heard about you from your Grandfather. He's told me all about you; After all, he left me just for you~“

f-fuck

>she's enjoying my speechlessness

>consider strangling myself with an RF Modulator

>she's in front of me now

>I must say you're much cuter in person. And you look absolutely delicious~

>she's a little taller than me

>her tits are eye level

>she smells good

>look up at her smiling face

>"Now, is there any particular way you'd like me to thank you Mister Anon? It's been so lonely in there."

>she's stepping closer

>I'm stepping back

>no I'm not the wall is behind me

>she presses herself against me, her hand on my erection

Solidstatecartridge.jpeg

>“Ara~ looks like I discovered new hardware"

continue?


eb55c3 No.141721

>>141718

Please i'm begging you. This is some 10/10 lewdness my dude.


b28bc0 No.141722


e35583 No.141723

>>141718

>new hardware detected

anon IIRC computers didn't do that till windows XP, before that it was manual install of the drivers


eb55c3 No.141725

>>141723

>manual install

that's fucking lewd


ac63f4 No.141727

File: 1455243027487.jpg (Spoiler Image, 227.25 KB, 1600x791, 1600:791, k-cup1.jpg)

>>141718

>K-cup tits

So her tits lactate coffee? :^)

also this is good, plz continue


e35583 No.141733

>>141725

that's the point, now the story is made more lewd by this factual correction


e740d4 No.141737

File: 1455244790296.jpg (140.35 KB, 1305x1080, 29:24, this is the one.jpg)


82b9c0 No.141833

File: 1455258030292.jpg (10.02 KB, 236x222, 118:111, 5271836.jpg)

>>141718

Based grandpa

continue


aa9499 No.141909

>>141718

Go on.


99287f No.142760

Imagine a Valentine's Day plushie, a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates turning into monster girls.


e8e7c1 No.142786

>>142760

>they proactively date you whilst your humie date watches on in horror


169f3f No.142811

File: 1455479001766.jpg (50.92 KB, 570x390, 19:13, 1453911984535.jpg)

>>142786

>cuckshit


e8e7c1 No.142841

>>142811

>cucking human women


8546ee No.142844

>>142841

Anon, you shouldn't be with the human woman to begin with.


1b4e2e No.142845

>>142844

She brainwashed him with her mundane charms


8546ee No.142846

File: 1455485000585.png (121.79 KB, 700x700, 1:1, cuckquean-tan antlers.png)

>>142845

No, /cuckquean/-tan, only mamonos can affect the mind that heavily.


1b4e2e No.142851

>>142846

mundane charms is code for roofies


e8e7c1 No.142852

>>142851

>human women have to resort to roofieing men to get anywhere


8546ee No.142864

>>142852

>human women literally can't even rape a man using their own strength

>even fairies are able to at least burrow into a man's zipper and cling tightly enough to a man's dick that the man is too afraid to pull them off lest they accidentally hurt her

Human women sound really pathetic.


d53c05 No.144261

File: 1455721650373.jpg (829.86 KB, 1350x1200, 9:8, 4bbb51f94b48cd1700a9b69b87….jpg)

Gotta love the classic umbrella girl.


c61645 No.144449

File: 1455744554634.jpg (125.53 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 44bd65ef12e2f91931450d2cff….jpg)


c5f02f No.144872

File: 1455786538954.jpg (744.21 KB, 1088x1157, 1088:1157, SGI_Indy_CRT.jpg)

Man, what if my Amiga computers came to life, or maybe an SGI Indy?


c59437 No.144878

>>141585

So, since she attacked someone, my car has been taken for repairs. This is taking ages, so I have a courtesy car.

They left me a fucking loli. Thick as shit, flat-out refuses to tell me what she's doing, and obnoxious. And she has a 'please leave this courtesy car clean' tramp stamp. And they're not even gonna fix my waifu for ages, so I'm trying to lobby for them to bring her back in the meantime.


6af50e No.144882

Man, I had to think for bit about what old, unused objects I had that could become Monster girls. I didn't think I had anything, but now I remember, I have a cat hand puppet in a box at my parents place.


0e67e2 No.144922

File: 1455813503020.jpg (139.63 KB, 1024x676, 256:169, Monster-girls [62].jpg)


67251b No.144966

>>144882

That cat girl begs to be fingered by you.

>>144922

Best blanket.


6af50e No.145006

>>144882

>>144966

I just remembered, I'm fairly certain I gave it away with a whole bunch of other toys.


69b796 No.146327

File: 1456056228648.jpg (303.49 KB, 850x891, 850:891, 7d9f6388fc96bfbc914c93f163….jpg)


d4c11e No.149012

File: 1456415437931.jpg (308.64 KB, 2048x1859, 2048:1859, e1bade59433d093bdeed18685a….jpg)


266743 No.149249

File: 1456452214733.jpg (331.32 KB, 1509x1200, 503:400, 1cbaed33a27d1df0a57a9fb1dc….jpg)

Umbrella feet.


5b0f15 No.150125

File: 1456548184672-0.jpg (192.37 KB, 752x1024, 47:64, dd8cff8d3d561291607d969552….jpg)

File: 1456548184674-1.jpg (179.23 KB, 1024x712, 128:89, 24b451707513d2aff392c6efd2….jpg)

File: 1456548184676-2.jpg (153.12 KB, 873x1024, 873:1024, 9c2fb24b6e560f1cbcfc9148ff….jpg)

File: 1456548184676-3.jpg (150.19 KB, 780x1024, 195:256, e7478f2aba6d7a55694069c3a8….jpg)

File: 1456548184676-4.jpg (180.08 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 524c8858bd04253e57f0d6c226….jpg)

>Ink blender becomes a girl




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