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a42ee9 No.140989

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?

05e4fe No.140992

>>140989

Easy.

Love her forever.


a13c62 No.141002

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>>140989

It's easy. We outfaggot the faggot cat.


f8d4fc No.141007

>>140989

Give her a good dicking. Also, call over the friendly neighborhood Hellhound.


a42ee9 No.141009

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>>141002

if it's so simple why havent you done it already


d891bd No.141013

>>140992

That would never work


930b2f No.141019

Edge yourself while driving home. Try and time it do you're ready to blow your load when you open the door. Then as soon as you enter, cum all over your faggotcat's face. That'll give her something to smile about.


6f4fc5 No.141026

you know what must be done. With your penis preferably


7916cc No.141029

>>140989

>>141007

Anal. The hellhound can assist by riding her face whilst bullying her.


97a9da No.141031

>>140989

Just ignore the faggot cat. I mean she isn't hurting anybody so just ignore her and hopefully she'll go away.


7600da No.141038

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Bear-hug the little fucker 'till she can't stand to share the same space with you.


f8d4fc No.141039

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>>141029

>The hellhound can assist by riding her face whilst bullying her.

Among other things.


a13c62 No.141043

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>>141039

Hmm. I hope you're not underestimating the hellhound.


407ab4 No.141048

>>141029

Just call up a manticore and you can have a meme orgy.


f8d4fc No.141049

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>>141043

>>141043

A bunch of pretentious faggot cats playing at running the world, but the world left them behind long ago. Hellhounds are the future!


7916cc No.141051

>>141048

A manticore venom-addled hellhound would be rather frightening.


f8d4fc No.141052

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>>141051

Most certainly.


c5e36d No.141058

I think I've improved it.

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i cum this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?


a13c62 No.141064

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>>141049

We have other problems: Paladins. Formed by the "holy church" after the great orgy of Ohio. I have someone in place though. I'm more concerned about manticores.


930b2f No.141065

>>141058

Make a game out of it.

Paint a target on her face and put some numbers at various points.

Try to aim where you splatter her face with cum and keep a weekly score.


f8d4fc No.141071

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>>141064

Our Monster Girl Biochem Corpus is far in advance of theirs, as is our Monster Exchange Bill. And their ethical inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.


9b197a No.141075

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Like other the other anons have said.

We out faggot the faggot cat.

>Challenge her to a Mischief-off

>Go to a the town's most magical mamano and have her charm a mask for you to wear.

>Pull into the drive way and put it on, wait for your outfit to transform.

>Fling the door open and fly into the room she's in and act out the embedded.


a13c62 No.141077

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>>141071

The hellhound augmentation project?


f8d4fc No.141078

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>>141077

>>141077

Among other things, but I must admit that I am somewhat disapointed in the performance of the primary unit.


a13c62 No.141079

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>>141078

The secondary unit should be online soon. It's currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within 6 months. My people will continue to report on it's progress. Necessarily the primary will be sent to the matango pits.


f8d4fc No.141082

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>>141079

We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be lots of Hellhounds again. A new age! Aquinas spoke of the mythical orgy on the hills, soon that orgy will be a reality and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. Gods!

Requesting hellhound edit of Bob Page.


a13c62 No.141095

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>>141082

>God of an orgy of hellhounds

Jesus Christ Denton, get rid of that boner


f8d4fc No.141098

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OH YES.


f8d4fc No.141103

>>141098

>>141095

Fug, forgot to reply.


9b197a No.141115

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>>141075

>After a cartoonish, caricature like screw session, you eat dinner and she takes a faggot cat-nap.

>Leave the house with the mask on.

>Charm a mamano band into following you home.

>Quietly sneak them into the bedroom.

>You're dressed for the occasion in your yellow suit.

>Have them play as loudly as possible and and close as possible to her ears.

>She wakes up and screams.

>Her screaming turns into yelling.

>Fall into her, she catches you and keeps yelling.

>Interrupt her, band still blaring, "Hold me closer, Ed, it's gettin dark…"

>Cough loudly in her face.

>"Tell Auntie Em to let ole Yeller out…"

>Cough again.

>"Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas…"

>Give a nice, wet cough.

>"Tell Scarlett, I do give a damn."

>Her claws poke out a bit as she throws you off, sending you spinning like a top around the room.

>She tries yelling over the band, "WHO IN THE HELL IS SCARLETT?"

>The band comes to and hurriedly leaves.

>"Well I figured you had a sense of humor, after all, YOU MARRIED ME! HAHAHAHAHA"

>Bounce out of the room laughing.

>Later, after she's calmed down you crawl into bed and offer to make it up to her.

>Slide under covers and down to her hips.

>Start rubbing her pussy through her underwear.

>She begins purring while shifting in pleasure.

>Pull your hand away and slide it down her thigh.

>Kiss her lips through her panties, you can feel how warm and wet she's getting.

>She starts squirming, she slips her paws under the covers and runs her fingers through your hair, pressing your face firmly into her wet pussy.

>She loosens just enough for you move and kiss her inner thighs, she wriggles from the pleasure and forces your face back to into her crotch.

>You slide your hands from her knees to her hips, gliding them along her thighs.

>Your hands massage her hips before grabbing at the sides of her panties and pulling them down to her ankles.

>You go back to kissing her pussy, it's soaking wet and warm, you press your lips against it teasing her clit before licking it a few times.

>Her legs tense and her thighs press into the sides of your head. She wraps her legs around the back of your head to keep you from moving away now.

>You keep kissing and licking while she tries to hold back her meow-like moans. She's purring much louder now.

>She tenses, and you can tell she's about to cum.

>In all of this pleasure, she must have forgotten to ask why your still wearing the mask.

>You lick again, and she's about to climax when you stop and wriggle free again, ruining her orgasm and leaving her twitching and writhing in frustration, and yell

>"THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!"


23397c No.141129

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>>141009

Because i am the night.


0138c8 No.141168

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>>141115

Jesus christ anon.

11/10


9b197a No.141222

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