/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

“It looks like the spine grazed the side of his penis, I can’t use any kind of penile stimulation to get the venom out, so I guess we’re left with prostate stimulation. “ She opens a drawer and pulls out a tube of ointment. “This will heal his scar quickly, but until it’s fully healed he will have to refrain from masturbation and sex, or anything that involves exposing his scar to infections.”

“Buh… but!”

“You wouldn’t want him to get an infection, would you?” She places a hand on her hip.

“N-no…”

“Mhm, why don’t you wait outside while I take care of this. It would be unprofessional of me to let a student watch a delicate procedure like this.”

Whelp, I was going to ask the nurse if I could be the one to do it, but she already said that he can’t have his dick in something and there’s no way I’m actually going to tailpeg him, unless he REALLY pisses me off plus, she does have a point. It would be awkward for me to just stand there and watch her tentacle-peg Alfred. I guess I have no choice but to just wait outside.

…Although I really don’t like it.

“D-does it really have to be prostate stimulation?” I ask her, though I don’t know what I hoped to accomplish by doing so.

It seems she has finally realized something, and she places an arm on my shoulder. “Oh! Sweetie! You’re his girlfriend?” She asks with a concerned look.

“W-what!? It’s n-n-not like that!”

“No need to be shy about it, I understand why you’d be hesitant to let me do something like this to your boyfriend. But rest assured I’ll be quick. It’s all for his own good.”

This bitch.

“You don’t understand, he’s… he’s not my boyfriend!”

She raises her eyebrows, then gets the most smug fucking grin I’ve ever seen in my life. “Ara ara, is that so? Then you won’t mind if I… court him as soon as he’s feeling better~”

“NO! MINE!” I blurted without thinking.

Oh shit.

“Ufufufufu~! I knew it~! You’re just as possessive of him as other dragons are with their treasure~”

Crap, foiled by my own nature.

“Hmph.” I folded my arms.

“Not to worry, I was only jesting when I asked if I could court him. He’s all yours, but I can’t let you do this. You don’t have the proper medical training. Also, do you really think he would want you watching this?”

She had a point there. “F-fine, I’ll wait outside.” And pouted while storming towards the door.

“I promise to be quick.”

Yeah, whatever.

* * *

I sit quietly outside the nurse’s office. I knew what she was doing in there, it made me feel hella weird. For all the times I threatened to tailpeg him, who knew that some actual anal stimulation was in store for him so soon? I didn’t want to listen in, but my morbid curiosity got the better of me and I pressed my ear up to the door.

I heard Alfred moaning like an animal, it wasn’t natural sounding, but then again he wasn’t exactly in a natural state of mind. It still bugged the hell out of me and I quickly pried my ear away. I guess I was going to have to wait this out.

About two more minutes passed, and I heard shuffling behind the door. It swung open, and the nurse was leading a visibly shaken Alfred out. I rush up and hug him, glad that he’s ok.

“Omph! Y-yeah, good to see you too, Elle.” He replied, gently hugging me back.

“Alright, you two play nice.” The nurse says with a wink before going back to her office. She also wrote us a pass for class, so we now have excused absences! Yay!

“Sooo…” I said, awkwardly rubbing my hand behind my head.

“If you tell anyone about this, and I do mean ANYONE! …I’ll tell them about the handholding.” Alfred interrupts.

Gulp.

“Y-you got it!”

Hrrrmmm, I’m still horny though. Fuuuuuuuck me. Literally fuck me. Fuck me right now Alfred. Alfred pls.

Just then, I got a buzz in my pocket and briefly lamented the fact that I didn’t have my phone resting between my legs to fully feel it.

“Hm? What was that?” I mutter, pulling my phone out and activating the screen.

It’s a text from Mimi.

‘Guiiissseee i need ur heelpp!! Dx dylan isn’t getting my hints and i really wanna meme his meme if you know what i meme lol xDDDD’

Oh yeah, forgot that we had an obligation to help memecat in exchange for getting that camera.

But I also really wanted to ask Alfred if he’s up for some seggs!!!

And of course, what I SHOULD be doing is getting back to class.

>What do I end up doing?

1) Go help memecat. I want to be a dragon of my word depsite how cancerous the little shit was. Plus the sooner they get hooked up the sooner she’s off our back.

2) Proposition Alfred. I didn’t get any release and this heat is driving me nuts! I neeeeed to get some dick soon. Maybe he can use his fingers? I don’t know. Am I being too selfish here?

3) Go to class. I shouldn’t miss class as much as I am if I want to improve my grades.

4) Reader’s choice

>>141876

1, we should be a good friend even to a memecat

>>141876

1) Go help memecat. I want to be a dragon of my word depsite how cancerous the little shit was. Plus the sooner they get hooked up the sooner she’s off our back.

>>141876

>1. We may be a bully but we're friends to our friends. Even the autist ones.

>>567f78

can i get the link to the previous threads .

1 and 3. You tell memecat to proactive date him, that is the only way that autist will know that she wants him. Then go to class.

>>141923

Aye, this one has the right of it. We can't hurt poor Alfie, and he'll be mad at us if he gets an infection.

Besides we need to go to class. Helping memes get into other memes is just being nice to annoying faggots.

Jexxy-kun~~~

>>141882

I change my vote to this. Cancel out my vote here: >>141880

>>141876

>1) Go help memecat. I want to be a dragon of my word depsite how cancerous the little shit was. Plus the sooner they get hooked up the sooner she’s off our back.

Never owe a debt to cancer for too long.

>>141882

Voting for this

>>141876

combination of 1 and 3

Also that picture of Elle in a MG Scout uniform is adorable. I like how all of her badges involved firemaking Also troop 69 :^)

3, we need to get our grades up and we can help mimi and fuck talk to alfred later

>>141882

Yeah this has my vote 100%

>>141898

Part 1: https://archive.is/9r6Hd

Part 2:https://archive.is/UuFrl

Part 3: https://archive.is/VUxUB

Maybe if that memelord faggotcat gets to feed Dylan some V we won't see her for a while. Voting for 1

>>141882

This please

>>142184

Cumming inside fairy was thread 2 I think. But we did do it.

And jexx's smut if vanilla enough to be read to Redditcucks

>>142199

We didn't cum inside her though. Jexx had us suddenly say "the old lickaroo" in the middle of sex and then had fairy act like a bitch and make an excuse to leave.

>>142184

You at LEAST had your girlfriend roleplay as a monster girl for you, right? She's not just a pointless normalfag that makes leaving /monster/ for her utterly pointless?

>>142205

Oh yeah, heheh.

Old lickaroo

I'm gonna need a pastebin of the past parts please.

>>142310

see >>142128

>>142311

Does that look like Jexx's pastebin to you?

>>142314

It's all the parts though, and I don't even think Jexx has a pastebin.

>>142314

I back my shit up on Gdocs, not pastebin.

Those archive links do the exact thing that pastebin does only you can also view the choices leading up to the next entry.

>>141876

Regardless of what else we're doing, why not just explain the situation to Alfred and ask him if he could help out with the problem after school? Elle can try taking Brooke's advice and seeing where that gets her. She'd probably be resistant to that normally, but it seems like she's hard up enough that she might be able to throw her pride under the bus for her own good.

>>141882

going for this.

>>141882

This.

>>141876

1

I would vote 2 but a dick infection might lead to the thing falling off

>>141882

Voting for this

Jizzy-kun Im going to the mental hospital, please update at least twice by the time I get back, thats 2-3 weeks, luv u bb kk pls make a fugg wish me luck.

Still voting for this.

>>141882

>>143892

Do you not?

>>141876

>Alfred got pegged

Oh fuck you, Jexx.

I didn't see any vote lock, so I'm voting for this >>141882.

>>143892

>everyone has money for that shit

being poor is great.

>>141876

>Alfred's anus

Kek you actually did it.

So when are we getting to Crawling while crawling?

Also voting for >>141882

>>146475

I do not know who that semen demon is.

Also vote lock, >>141882 this son of a bitch cheater fuck you trying to power game trying to do everything at once wins.

I apologize for being so sporadic, but you guys know how it is.

>>147727

>not knowing Mia

step up your game jexxy-kun

>>147728

I was talking about the cat that the guy was referring to, not Miia.

>>146475

Isn't that Makoto from blazblue?

>>147729

It's the squirrel known as Makoto Nanaya you uncultured swine.

>>147742

>>147748

Learn to sage faggots

>>141875

Jexx, do you have a pastebin? I hate reading in archive format.

>>147803

See this

>>142324

>>147727

…so yo jexx. is everything good? its been almost 2 weeks since last update, and THAT was a month since the one before that.

i understand schedules and all, but i don't remember your last cyoa being like this.

i know its not any of mine or anyone else's business here, but i hope things are going well man.

>>148522

Yeah things are ok, I'm just really biting off a lot with life. Last semester I failed several of my classes and I can't have that happen again so I'm pouring more effort into school.

>>147727

Elle is a dragon, they do everything better

>>148811

What class did you fail, Jexx? English? :^)

>>148811

gotcha, yeah im in a similar predicament. can't afford to let other things get in the way.

priorities man. i get it. well i hope things lighten up in the future, looking forward to hearing from ya again in here soon.

can't wait to see what happens next.

dragon pussy

>>149087

>dragon pussy

…the path we chose was not dragon pussy

>>149185

nonsense jexx, i know where our road eventually leads.

all roads eventually lead to DRAGON PUSSY

its the way things are…it is unavoidable

>>149252

>>149185

definitely not voting to become jexx's online, armchair, therapist.

but i will say theres nothing wrong wrong with breaking the typical protocol we operate under. were all anons sure, but its okay to admit and talk about the fact that you're a real human, with a life off somewhere else in the world.

nothing wrong with talking about real world stuff, if you feel like it jexx.

i will say this, shark jerk anon is right, don't let stress build up in your life without expressing it to somebody. if you're not expressing and venting your life to somebody, it can be like breathing in oxygen without exhaling.

and nobody wants to see you suffocate jexx, even if we only know you as a writer.

autistic rant over, back to regular bs

Nigga this is on page 9

Saving this thread from deletion

>>150073

yee

>>150820

What the FUCK is wrong with her face?! It looks like a scrambled egg…

>>150825

i think you didn't read the word paladyke

>>150820

w h y

Fighting the urge to throw up in the face of such cancerous emoticons, I turn to Alfred and ask him what we should do about Mimi, then show him the text.

“Ugh, that’s right. We need to help her don’t we? Aaaahhhh…” He drags his hand down his face and lets out a deep sigh. “Just tell her to jack his phone and look at all the chinese cartoons inside, then reenact a scene from one of them. I dunno, maybe he’s into cosplay or some shit.”

“That’s evil, I like it.” I reply, smirking as I type the message and send it.

“Well, now that that’s out of the way, we should be heading to class.” Alfred suggests.

“Yeah, shall we?” I offer my hand, standing beside him.

“You fucking slut. Out here? In public?”

I give him puppy dog eyes, I hope that they look cute on me.

“…”

“…”

“Fine, only because I’m actually really grateful that you saved my ass from that manticore.”

“Aww, you’re too kind.” I coyly grab his hand and walk with him to our next class.

“Although, it’s a shame you couldn’t literally save my ass.”

“I tried, I don’t know if you remember anything from being in that state but I tried to talk her out of it.”

“Yeah, I actually remember that. Thanks for trying at least, I know in the end it couldn’t be helped.”

I sigh, not wanting to think about it anymore. We reach our class and just before we enter, Alfred places his hand on my shoulder.

“Again, I’m really super grateful that you got me out of that situation with Helen.”

I blush, curse you for being so cute Alfred. “N-no problem, I couldn’t just let you get raped by that bitchacore. Y-you’re my target, you know. Never forget tha-”

He suddenly hugs me, and my words are caught in my throat. “No, you don’t understand, what you did was heroic. You didn’t even take advantage of me when I was high off the venom. I want to… I want to do something for you.”

I feel my throat tighten up at his sincere words, this side of alfred was new to me, and I kinda like it. “D-do something for me? What do you mean?”

“I mean let’s go somewhere, or do something. I don’t particularly care, I just want it to be something you enjoy. We can do it after we’re done working on our project this weekend. Normally I hang out with Juno on the weekends, and believe me, it takes a lot of guts to blow off Juno.” He chuckles softly.

“W-wow… I uh… Are you sure you want to do this?” I ask, my blush still prevalent on my face.

“Yeah, totally. I owe you something after today, so think of something during class and come to me about it afterwards ok?” He breaks the hug, and I can only nod meekly as he walks into the classroom, me following suit.

Eeeeee~! It’s a date!

* * *

Meanwhile, just out of sight, a certain lich was spying on the two lovers to be.

“Hmmm, handholding and hugging? This is worse than I expected. Such lewd behavior is definitely deserving of a… punishment.” She jots something down on her notebook, then quietly creeps off to wherever her intuition took her next.

>Perspective will switch to Alfred next, free choice on what Elle asks Alfred to do as long as it's not retarded. Just remember his dick is still cut, but that doesn’t mean you can’t look for ways to cure it.

Sorry for shorter entry, they'll be like this for a while but in return I will try to update every five days.

>>152573

Get some Mamano Mana topical cream to fix Albert's dick, manticore barb to the penis can't be an uncommon problem, can it?

As for the date, a romantic candlight dinner at Albert's house with tender lovemaking afterwards

>>152592

This is fine.

>>152573

meh, let's do something inventive.

let's go hiking, or or to a theme park or something. naturally we'd run into some shenanigans there. could be fun.

>>152694

>a romantic hike that ends with tender lovemaking in the shade of a tree

Yes

>>152573

JEKKUSU HAS RETURNED

PRAISE AMMIT-CHAN

>>152614

that is one tsundere lamia

>>152614

Hey now, Al has been fooling around with how many other girls?

Fair's fair if you ask me.

>>152967

They weren't together anon

And technically still aren't, but they're much closer than before

>>152573

Go to the arcade and play some fightan gaems

>>152592

>>152694

It's between you two right now and I'm thinking about updating tonight so someone break the tie.

We forcing Alfred to treat her to a romantic dinner at his house, or going on a hike innawoods?

>>153181

Romantic dinner picnic innawoods.

>>153181

voting for theme park or carnival or some fun shit where we get prizes from Alfred being a crack shot with carnival games because he's a fucking nerd

>>153181

Hmmm, I dunno Jexxy-kun, im thinking that Alfred is more of a romantic dinner at home dude, but at the same time I don't think he's fully committed to waifu town yet, so I'll go with theme park or innawoods.

Not certain he's much of an innawoods guy though…

>>153189

Since his character is being incredibly average at everything, we'll say he's mildly competent at innawoods.

Besides, Elle was a dragon scout remember? :^)

>>153190

alright innawoods, change my vote

>>153186

from theme park to innawoods

>>153191

perfect, vote locking to innawoods

>>153192

Will we still fix his dick?

>>153211

I'll think about it, if I have to go too far out of my way to write it I won't do it.

>>152573

we goin' innawoods, goody

>>153693

Elle better spill her pasta because she's embarrassed over her Girl Scout past.

>>153693

Im assuming we're bringing spam cans and a natasha nagant (a bolt action rifle designed by the kikimora natasha ivanovich in 1891)

>>154020

Damnit son.

>>154020

You're assuming that either of them own a gun.

>>154060

Why wouldn't they own a gun

>>154060

Why wouldn't they own a gun in america inb4 this is in California or the democratic people's republic of maryland

>>154188

Not everyone in america owns a gun, in fact most people don't own a gun because they don't need one.

Fucking…as soon as Jexx mentions innawoods the gun autists crawl out. Just like they did in Waifu's thread.

>writefag: blah blah innawoods.

>/k/ommandos: GUN!? GUN!?!? KLASHNIKOV IVANOVICH BOLT ACTION HURR HURR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BRING A GUN YOU'RE ANTI GUN!

If he doesn't explicitly mention a gun I think its safe to assume he doesn't plan to put one in because there's no reason to. Also, he's going camping with a dragon. She can kill any wildlife they need to and any threat that might be lurking out there.

>>154060

>>154255

>Current year

>Not owning a gun to prepare taking up arms for the noble cause of the Mucus Toad uprising.

>Not wanting to cleanse the world of normaldykes

I just thought of something. Since Elle used to be in the MonsterGirl Scouts, she must still have connections on the people who get the cookies.

SHE MUST BRING ALL THE THIN MINTS

>>154319

I am sincerely hoping this happens

fucking yes

>>154255

I mean, if I went camping in a public park, I wouldn't typically bring a gun, like ever. We used bear bags in scouts (put all sweet food in a trash bag, put it up on a flag pole), sealed the rest in coolers, we had airhorns on hand if things got bad but only had two incidents with bears rummaging through our stuff. I'm a little paranoid so I might consider bringing my .45 if I go camping DEEP innawoods.

TLDR it is indeed unrealistic for those two to be bringing guns to a campsite, Im an eaglefag and never saw it happen during years of camping. The adults would organize their own drinking and shooting trips.

>>154187

This is b8

>>153213

My dick is throbbing in wait Jexxy-kun

Perspective is now Alfred

Mamono history went by pretty slowly, I kept thinking of what Elle was going to suggest we do. I’m not that stupid, I know her heat has been bothering her, but the cut on my dick that spine gave me still hurts. I’m not sure when it’ll be healed but until then I don’t think I can even bring myself to masturbate.

Still, something about having sex with her in the woods… I’m kinda excited by the idea. Something about doing something so lewd in such an open space that nobody is likely to discover you really appeals to me. Maybe that crazy Lich girl will be able to help out with that. School policy forbids the use of magic to heal wounds due to its minute chance of actually fucking something up, but plenty of students are probably proficient in healing magic. I would have to ask Juno if she knew anyone.

After class ended, Elle approached me in the hallway. She fidgeted her claws around a little bit and shuffled her feet before speaking.

“So, I know what I want us to do…” She trails off, looking to the side shyly. It was kinda cute, actually.

“Really? What is it then?”

“I want to… go camping in the park!” She holds her hands behind her back and stands up straight.

“Camping? That’s a bit of an odd request.”

“Buuuut is it out of the question?” She leans in.

“Well no, I just wanna know why you suggested it is all.”

“It’s certainly not because I’m looking for an excuse to be alone out in the wilderness with you or anything!” She darts her eyes around.

Side note, I made a quick coin toss to see whether he would pick up on that or not, and he didn’t. We MC-tier dense now.

“Well that narrows it down a lot, doesn’t it?” I say, words laced with sarcasm.

She grabs her horns and pulls down on them. “Uuuuuuuuugh. Forget it. Let’s just talk about it through text or something tonight. I got a lot of uh… homework to do.”

“Really? I’m actually done with the homework in my other classes. Maybe I can help you?”

Her face turns crimson. “No! No no no it’s quite alright, I can handle it on my own thank you!” She insists, rounding the corner to the front entrance of the school and dashing outside before taking flight.

Hmm, sometimes she really behaves strangely. Fucking women.

Suddenly, I feel a tap on my shoulder, and I turn my head to see Celia giving me a calm yet stern face. “Alfred my boy, we need to have a talk.”

Oh shit.

* * *

Celia leads me to a corridor that was normally only reserved for student faculty. I feel a strange pit in my stomach as she corralls me to an unlabeled door in utter silence. Am I… am I in trouble? Can’t be, I dindu nuffin. Maybe this has to do with the incident before mamono history? I guess I’m about to find out.

She opens the door, it lets out an ominous creak and my spine shivers, similar to that time she brushed against my hand at the ice cream parlor.

“Please, have a seat.” She insists, beckoning to a chair in the middle of the room.

I slowly nod, then sit obediently. There are several portraits of previous student councils lining the walls, up until this year they were all human. I can feel their malevolent stare, as if they’re silently judging me for something. Is that just how the cameraman took the picture every year? Did he just tell the students “okay, I want you to look at the camera like you’ve just found its cock vore porn stash and are very disappointed in it.”

I am brought out of my inner thoughts by Celia suddenly bringing her hands together.

“So! Have you any clue why you’re here, dear Alfred?” She stands in front of me, her face was blank, emotionless. Her tone was casual, but her stance suggested a quiet assertiveness.

“Uh, I was hoping you’d tell me.”

“Very well, I guess news doesn’t travel around these halls as quick as I thought.” She rolls her eyes, then continues. “After a rather…disturbing incident involving one of the school’s supply closets, the school administration wants us to crack down on public and private displays of affection. The policy was made effective today, and all council members and student allies are on high alert.”

Wait a minute, that’s right! Juno and I eavesdropped on that conversation this morning! But weren’t they trying to keep it a secret? Why did she mention ‘news not traveling’ if she wanted to keep it secret? It’s entirely possible she was lying, but I had other questions on my mind.

“Okay, but what does that have to do with me?”

Celia’s stone-faced expression faltered a little bit, a drop of sweat rolling down her forehead. She clears her throat and pulls out her notebook from seemingly nowhere. “On the 15th of November, 2015, Alfred Spaghett O’Neil and Elwynn Danielle Jexxica were observed holding hands, as well as embracing one another. Lewdness class: S.

“Hey, that’s today!”

“It is indeed, Alfred Spaghett O’Neil.”

“Can you PLEASE not say my full name? I hate my middle name with a burning passion.”

She rolled her eyes. “Very well Alfred.”

Suddenly, something occurred to me.“Wait a fucking second… Elle’s middle name is Danielle!?” Oh I was SO going to bully her for that.

“Your actions were so lewd that I personally could not let it slide without at least warning you.” She sat in mid air, hovering above the ground and crossing her legs. “Now, since I like you, I am going to give you two strikes instead of just one, which is what I normally give. Do not disappoint me Alfred. If you do…” She hovers uncomfortably close to me and I try to get up, but she holds me in place with her magic. Her finger drags up my chin and she gives me that same stone cold look, but there’s a hidden malice just beneath the surface. I can feel it. “If you do, then I will personally carry out your punishment. Your body interests me so, I wonder what kind of sounds I can draw from it?”

Ok, now I’m officially scared.

“But if you just refrain from any future infractions, we can avoid that~” She releases me from my magic prison and I immediately bolt for the door. She doesn’t stop me, merely waving me out and putting on a gentle smile. “Ta-ta Alfred~!”

Fuck. That. NO way am I getting on that Lich’s bad side. As I round the corner, I bump into…

…Is that the Ryu student council president?

“Oof! Watch where you’re…hey, you’re that one guy, the guy who hangs around Juno right?”

My words are caught in my throat, I can’t find the courage to speak under her overwhelming aura. She’s a tall girl, blonde hair and azure blue eyes, her body thick and voluptuous in all the right places. Her power exudes from her form, just by looking at her I could tell she was the strongest student in the school.

“I…I…”

“Tee-hee, no need to be so intimidated sweetie, I know I’m wonderful. But anyway, I thought It would be polite to tell you that due to a certain… incident that Juno got into today involving Helen, she will not be attending school for the next few weeks. Beating a student that badly requires some appropriate action taken. Granted, Helen was also guilty of attempted rape and will be charged accordingly, but it is what it is.”

“…wait, what do you mean by ‘appropriate action taken?’”

“It means that the appropriate action was taken.” She repeats.

Oh god.

“ThanksfortellingmebutIhavetogonowbye!” I dash out of the student council hall, and like Celia did, she gives me a ginger wave as I leave.

“Don’t forget to vote for me the next student council election~”

Go fuck yourself.

I bust out of the school doors and start to run home, pulling out my cellphone and texting Juno. I hoped she was okay, also Elle was mostly responsible for beating Helen up, so why wasn’t she ‘dealt with accordingly?’

* * *

About two hours pass, I’m sitting at home getting ahead on homework. I keep checking my phone but there continue to be no texts from Juno. I’m getting really worried, usually she’s pretty good about replying.

Just as it hits 8:30, I get a call. It’s from a number I don’t recognize.

I hit ‘answer’ and bring the phone up to my ear. “This is Al.”

“Aw champ, I’m glad to hear your voice.”

“…Juno? Where are you?”

“Gotta make this quick, it’s my only call…”

Suddenly, I realize what’s going on. “Y-you’re at the police station?”

“Yeah, I got dragged here with Helen after I took the fall for beating her up. Well, I guess technically I did help, but as far as these dolts know it’s just me.”

“Wait, you took the fall for…her? Why?”

“I could tell she actually cares for you, only someone who legitimately cares for your well-being would do what she did. It wouldn’t be right to drag her down with me, plus I’ve been through this song and dance before. It won’t fuck my future up as much as it’ll fuck hers up.”

This hit me like a column of bricks. I wasn’t sure how I was supposed to feel, but I felt like something was weighing down on my chest. “S-so you’re going to jail then huh? For how long?”

“Since she’s not irreversibly fucked up and a hardy manticore, I got off with a two month sentence. Helen’s getting six months for attempted rape of a human. After I’m out, then I’m suspended for an additional two months before I can return to the school. I’m gonna be held back a year for sure, but it’s whatever man.”

“Juno, you didn’t need to do this. I mean…”

“Hey, it was either I got time or we both got time. I’m just looking out for ya, champ. When I’m gone, I believe she’s the only one left in the school that’s got your back, whether you realize it or not.”

“Juno, I’m going to miss you, you know that?”

I hear a sniffle come from the other end. “Y-yeah, I’ll miss you too.”

“…”

“…Hey champ?”

“Yeah?”

“You better be ready for a big fucking hug once I’m out.”

I fail to hold back a sniffle of my own. “I will, I promise…”

We just linger there for a few moments, absorbing the fact that we won’t see each other for a while. Two months isn’t that long in the long run, but at the time I was just saddened by the prospect of losing my best friend in the entire school, the one who always had my back. Now, all I had was Dylan who I could honestly do without and his memecat beta orbiter. Elle too, but she was more of a frenemy to me at this point.

“I gotta go, my time is now up. Take care, champ.”

She hangs up the phone, and I lose my cool, sobbing for the first time in literally years. Juno had one call, and out of all the friends that she could have called, she chose me. Why? Just to tell me that she took the fall for Elle and I’s sake, and that she was going to miss me. I wish I was there instead of her, because fuck, I deserved to be in prison more than Juno did. If only other mamono were as much of a bro as she was.

My dad must have heard me, because I hear him tap on my door. “Hey son, you doing alright?”

“Y-yeah.” I sobbed unconvincingly.

“…Can I come in?”

I don’t say anything.

“Well, if you want to talk then I’ll be downstairs. Just so you know.” He says before walking away from the door.

I stay there at my desk for several minutes, before caving in and leaving my room, going downstairs and telling my dad what happened, but without mentioning any names. I didn’t want him thinking Juno was a bad influence and forbidding me from hanging out with her.

“Well, that’s some pretty… heavy stuff Alfred. You must feel pretty saddened at the thought of not seeing your friend again for a while…”

“Astute observation, captain obvious.”

“S-sorry, I’m just…” He grabs his temples and rubs them. “I’m no good at this ‘fatherly advice’ stuff. To be honest some part of me isn’t sure I’ve really matured past college. Becoming a father, it happened so fast. There’s no instruction manual and you’re kinda just expected to know everything right off the bat. I knew I didn’t want to raise you like my parents did, because I don’t really think I turned out fine at all. Though from what I’ve seen, you’re a talented young man who seems to do fine on his own. This is the first time I’ve seen you… like this.”

I nodded. “Being a parent does sound pretty shitty, I know you don’t have the answer for everything, in fact, I’m kinda scared of what I’m gonna do when I’m a father. There are so many questions I don’t know the answer to yet.”

“Yeah, lemme tell you something though.” He pulls a box of something from the pantry and eats whatever is in the box. “Ash long ash you trusht your instinctsh, you’ll do jush fine.”

“What are you eating?”

“Girl shcout cookiesh, want shome?”

Fuck yeah I want me some girl scout cookies. “You have any samoes?”

“I have butterfaces, Lemon lolis, and thin minty dusties.”

“Fuck thin minties, man. I’ll take the lemon lolis.”

Dad and I proceeded to enjoy girl scout cookies after that heart to heart talk.

“Say, where did you get these? They’re not in season for another few weeks.”

“Oh, I got them from a… friend.”

* * *

Brief perspective switch to Elle again

I got home and slammed the door behind me, I needed to fucking masturbate, like NOW! I could feel a trickle of my heat-induced arousal oozing down my legs, I knew just the thing to help alleviate my itch.

I passed by the living room and saw mom lying on the couch, comatose with several boxes of girl scout cookies open.

“Goddamnit mom, I keep telling you that if you’re going to binge on them, then wait until I’m home at least!”

Even though I’ve been out of the girl scouts for years, my mom insists on being the ‘cookie mother’ every year. She always orders waaay more than she’s supposed to just so she can eat a bunch of boxes like the hopeless addict she is. Though I would be lying if I said I didn’t have a problem with them myself… thin minty dusties are the best.

“Hnnn welcome home sweetie~” She murmurs from the couch, half asleep in a sugar coma. I ignore her, the burning in my loins a much more pressing need.

I shut the door to my room and lock it behind me, jumping excitedly on my bed and flicking my top drawer open with my tail. I pick two random toys out and am pleasantly surprised to have fished out a clit buzzer and a nice thick dildo. I smirk, pulling my laptop up to my side and searching up some good porn…

* * *

“AAAAaaauauuuughghhuhhh…uuUUUuhh…” I violently convulse around the dildo buried to the hilt inside me, that was a good orgasm. As I come down from it, I realize what horrifying videos I have open. Shotas getting molested by aincient kitsunes? Shotas getting tied up by arachnes and ballbusted? Shotas getting tailpegged by lamias? Why does this always happen??

I purge my browser history and take a nice long cold shower, washing away my masturbation sins. I briefly consider what to bring on our camping trip. I can bring girl scout cookies to eat, that’s for sure. I also got a tent I can bring, some foldable chairs, a flashlight, I got an extra large sleeping bag big enough for two, but I don’t know if Alfred would be comfortable with that.

I’ll text him about it tomorrow, I’m too disgusted with myself to do it tonight.

>To be continued.

>>154959

Tomorrow at school Alfred befriends a curious group of monsters who have taken a special interest in him… A Kitsune, Arachne and a Lamia…

>>154959

I'm going to miss Juno a lot. Maybe Alfred can see her during visitor hours? No way would Al not take advantage of that if he could. I wonder how Elle is going to take it know she's the only protection Alfred has now.

>>154958

>>154959

>thin minty dusties

:^)

>>154966

Hey reddit, how's it going?

>>155095

>that jug

Make sure to brush your teeth after you drink that, boyim.

>>155096

Why do that when we can induldge together in the degeneracy that's holding hands while having sex in the missonary position. That's probably her fetish anyway. Or being treated like a housewife.

>>155102

>implying Elle's deepest darkest sexual desire isn't for Alfred to grow a pair and violently rape her senseless, dominating her body, mind, and soul

>>155108

I think there's difference between dark desire and fetish; though, I certainly wouldn't mind reading how that fantasy goes down.

>>155121

why must i always fail to sage

>>154959

It's been engraved, first the nurse pegs Alfred, then Elle realizes his place and develops accordingly.

Will Alfred Spaghett O'Neil's anoose ever recover?

Or will handholding and hugging keep him in his place?

Find out, in the next update "Jexxy-kun" posts for fampai's

Beta male with a loving Dom is best

Switch back to Alfred, the next day

It was a chilly autumn afternoon, Elle and I were in the public park, where the statue we wanted to measure was. I brought the tape measure and Elle brought paper and pencils. We took the angle of the statue from the point on the ground we started from to the top of the statue, making use of Elle’s flight capabilities to do so.

“So, that’s 500cm for the height and a base angle measurement of 18 degrees.” I muttered to myself, recording the numbers down on paper.

“Cool, so does that conclude all we gotta do for today?” Elle asks eagerly, her tail swaying softly behind her.

“Yeah, I guess. You never did text me last night about the camping trip. Guess now’s a better time than ever huh?”

“Oh yeah, s-sorry about that. Something… came up?” I bullshitted, putting a freudian emphasis on ‘came.’

“Right. I wondered why you seemed so relaxed today.”

All the color drained from Elle’s face. HEH! Even I caught onto your freudian slip.

“A-a-anyway, where do you think we should camp? I got a few sites in mind, some are more suited to beginners than others, but what’s your experience camping? I don’t want it to be so easy that it isn’t fun…”

“I went on a couple of camping trips back in the day. I can start a fire and pitch a tent, and I can play a decent guitar by the campfire.”

“Wait, you play guitar? I didn’t know that.”

“You never asked!”

“Huh… I guess I didn’t.”

“But to answer your question, I don’t really have a preference. Why don’t we just leave it up to chance?”

“Alright, I got three camping sites in mind, pick a number between one and three.”

“Three.”

“Alright, Barbola Woods it is then.”

“Wait, THE Barbola Woods?”

“Yeah, not recommended for beginning outdoorsmen. You sure you can handle the danger? I hear there are bears in those woods~” She taunts, hands behind her back and leaning in close.

“Pff, danger is my middle name!”

“Nigger I know that’s not your middle name shut the fuck up.”

Jeez bitch calm down.

“What time do you want to meet there?”

“Let’s meet up at entrance A at around 6:30, that should give me enough time to pack and give us enough time to set up camp before it gets too dark.”

“Sounds good, I’ll see you then I suppose.”

“Yeah, I’ll see you then.”

We bid each other farewell and headed our separate ways, Elle took off in flight while I headed towards my car.

* * *

6:30 rolled around, I pulled up to the dirt lot just outside the forest in my car. Elle and I coordinated what we were going to pack via text. I brought my sleeping bag, my guitar, some trail food, a knife and firewood. I couldn’t be assed to go out and chop it myself, plus Elle can light just about anything anyway. Elle brought just about everything else. She was a monster girl scout after all.

“Hey, you know where you wanna go?” I ask her, slinging my knapsack and guitar over my back.

“Yeah, just follow me. I found a great spot that’s near a natural waterfall from a satellite view of the place.” Elle beckons me to follow her and I sigh, preparing for a nice long hike.

“Ah, here we are!” Elle beams, pulling her bag off her back and pulling out the poles that go to the tent. She brought us to a location that looked like it had been camped in a few times before. There was a clearing in the center where a fire could easily be set up, and like she said, I could hear the faint lull of a waterfall in the distance. It actually sounded really peaceful, a soothing ambience to set up our camp with.

* * *

“Whelp, what now?” I put my hands on my hips and sigh. Elle had somehow managed to fuck up pitching the tent. Her massive steak knife claws had severed the cable between the segments of the support beams, and now we had a pretty flat tent. Only one side was supported, it looked pretty lopsided though.

“Fuck man, I dunno! I didn’t have to pitch the tent on my last camping trip…” She groaned, rubbing her head. “I guess we can use branches or something?”

“Branches?”

“Yeah! Like use a giant branch to support it from the inside!”

“…Alright, you’re the former girl scout, not me…”

She found a big branch and crudely stuck it in the middle of the tent, making it look more like a tent, but still pretty unpresentable. Still, we could at least be mildly sheltered by it by now. At this time, I was getting kinda hungry and was ready to break out the campfire.

“Hey Elle, can you get the campfire go-”

I heard a fwoosh and turned my head to see what was going on, before I even finished my sentence Elle had a nice cozy fire going in the fire pit.

“Impressive, though you are a dragon after all.”

She grinned smugly. “You better believe it. What did you bring?”

“Sausages, marshmallows, and trail mix. That’s about all I felt like bringing anyway. What about you?”

“Girl scout cookies and a lot of water.”

“Aw sweet girl scout cookies! Did you bring Samoes?”

“Eww, no. I brought thin minty dusties.”

“Fight me, Samoes are the best.”

“Careful about saying things like that, Alfred…” She runs a tail along my back and sends a chill down my spine. “You may just get your wish.”

* * *

Elle was roasting her dinner over the fire. I just ate mine, and was now tuning my guitar. I hadn’t played this thing in so long, I wasn’t sure I was able to play anything decent anymore. Still, it beat doing nothing. Glancing over at Elle, I could see she had her stick with a marshmallow, a sausage, and another marshmallow skewered on there in that order. It didn’t leave much to he imagination, it straight up looked like a dick and balls.

“Elle, I wish you wouldn’t so blatantly roast a dick over a fire.”

“Mmm?” She looks up at me innocently. “Whatever do you mean~?”

“You know very well what I mean. You got yourself a penis-kebab there.”

“Well maybe with your dick out of commission I’m going to get lonely tonight. Gotta make myself a suitable replacement~”

“Then why are you cooking it?”

“To simulate the warmth of the human body, silly~”

I shuddered. I knew she was joking but the thought of her shoving a sausage up her vagina was an unsettling image.

“You’re a character, Elle. I really wish you and I hung out more when we were younger.”

“Yeah, me too. But the past is in the past, nothing we can do now.” She leans forward, eyes fixated on the flickering fire.

“…Hey Elle?”

“What?”

“When was the last time you went on a camping trip like this?”

“Oh! It was the summer of 2007, I was in troop #69 and we were in some easier forest out to the west of here. I remember I was gathered around the fire with the rest of my troop members, and we…”

She paused, a glazed look suddenly overtaking her face. I looked deep into her eyes with concern, and…I could see something being reflected in her irises.

Terrified monster girls, a clumsy young dragon tried to roast her own marshmallow, blew a firebolt into the log that her troop members were sitting in opposite of her, and nearly started a forest fire. Children were crying, adults were yelling, and in the middle of it all, a scared little dragon who didn’t want to die.

“…and we had uh… uuummm…” She wasn’t snapping out of it.

“Elle, Elle snap out of it!” I waved my hand in front of her head.

“W-whuh? I’m sorry, I totally checked out there for a second. What were we talking about?”

I gave her a concerned look. “Nothing, nothing at all Elle.”

* * *

Tell her we're thankful for the dick healing, but we would probably get killed by the dragon we're camping with if she caught us fucking some girl that looked exactly like her in the middle of the night. We would most definitely be killed if we were caught fucking Manayu.

She should go find some poor lonely camping /k/ommando to fuck, we all know how much they love shapeshifting monsters found deep innawoods.

We should say this innocently thinking it's a good idea

>>155240

Shit, I should clarify, option 3

>>155234

Most definitely 4.

>>155234

Tell her there are other more hardcore campers in these woods capable of giving her a more passionate night than him, that they would mush more appreciate her natural form without her having to transform. Also that you couldn't live with yourself if you broke Elle's heart, and you must respectfully decline. I know Jexx still hates me for my last choice, so I guess just 3 since power gaming is wrong apparently. I have a feeling the skinwalker won't let us shout, and would end up raping us regardless

>>155234

Option 2, stand up for yourself. You're already committed to another monster girl anyways.

>>155285

"S-stay back, I have a toothpick!"

>>155234

Option 3.

Basically what >>155240 said, and try and convince her to go after some /k/ommando instead. Besides, she might have some hidden desire to bang a slav.

>>155292

This.

Fuck, I got an idea, just act really fucking ignorant about guns

Call magazines clips, advocate banning assault weapons, tell her people don't need guns because they have the police

She'll be so disgusted with us she'll leave

>>155286

>>155284

Holy shit urist can you lay off the namefagging?

Fucking redditor I swear

>>155452

>forgot to sage

I-I'm sorry guys, pls no bully.

>>155368

Technically, what I'm doing counts as a meme.

Obscure meme, mind you, but a meme nonetheless.

>>155484

Off-topic but I seriously need a better monsoon meme source than google.

>>155240

I vote for this

>option 3

>>155482

Forgot about Jexxica's Savagery.

>>155240

Voting for this

>>155459

This has to be b8

Nice job updating quickly Jexx keep it coming.

Option 2 or 3, and have alfred play He was a good stalker on the guitar the next day

>>155601

Once more i forget to fucking sage

>>155234

3

>>155619

goddamn motherfucking nigger I forgot to FUCKING SAGE

FUCK

>>155234

elle is not gonna forgive us if we just go sex up some random chick we met in the woods.

dont wanna be mean to this girl though

attempt 3, but if theres no other choice call for elle.

spoiler elle engages in super powered beatdown, and then her and alfred proceed to have vigorous passionate lovemaking for hours and hours.

>>155640

fake

>>155234

4.

She just healed our benis. Repay her kindness by testing it out. Besides, This was supposed to be bully dragon. We have gotten to homely to quickly. Banging Manayu not only fulfills Afred's long held fetish, But it brings conflict to the story.

Either we bang and get off scott free, We get caught banging and actually have to work towards the end goal instead of being spoon fed it, Or we get an awesome threesome with Manayu and Bully Dragon. None of these options is a bad outcome. We can also use more smut.

>>155234

4. While in Ellie form. To give us some cover incase she wakes up. Though I'd imagine that magic skinwalker lady is pretty good a sneaky sex

>>155234

3)

Our dick is fixed lets use it to sexually bully the bully.

>>155234

Option 4, but only if she lets you do anal.

>>155914

>3) Try to persuade her to go after some other poor sap alone in the woods.

Might wanna reread my post there buddy.

Option 3

Along with >>155240

Fucking hell forgot to sage

3

>>155946

Breaking my heart. Can we need to hang out with her more.

>>155965

Also I vote for option 4

>>155875

>Not trying to spread your genes as far and wide as possible, As nature dictates

I agree with anon, There needs to be more smut. We aren't waifu'ed to Dragon yet

>>155640

>dont wanna be mean to this girl though

But anon, she sees our heart and knows how we feel about Elle. Of course we should be mean to her for her homewrecking attempt.

>>155966

>>155967

>>155968

THREE IN A ROW

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>>155967

>we arent waifu'ed to the dragon yet

we're locked to the waifu route

4.

>>155990

Didn't Jexx say we were Frienemies at our current level? So far, We are under no obligations to be not be the little whore we were destined to be.

>>156029

Why do any of you fucking faggots want to ruin this

Were close to getting dragon waifu for laifu like, really? You wanna fuck that up just to get raped by some feral shape shifting mind raping piece of shit in the woods? Fuck that shit.

O P T I O N 3

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and if that doesn't work call for elle

OK HERE IS WHAT I MEAN BY 'being locked in waifu route'

At the beginning of the story we had three possible outcomes. Elle would either fear us, respect us or love us.

We chose love of course. Before the route was locked in, she didn't have a high enough relationship with us to feel cucked if we had sex with other girls although she still bullied us for it because possessive dragon

Now that waifu route is locked in, she will be pretty destroyed catching us having sex with another girl because she likes us again.

IF option 4 is chosen, I'm flipping a coin as to whether she catches us or not.

but even if she never finds out the guilt will always be there

>>156070

hmmm…

notworthitNOTFUCKINGWORTHITABANDONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 3 is best choice.

>>155234

3.

>>156070

Voting 3. If we get raped, we get raped, but at least it wouldn't be our fault.

>>155968

>homewrecking attempt

I mean she's just trying to feed, here. Not her job to care about the affairs of others when you're just looking out for your own needs

>>156070

Going for option 3 here. If Elle is making the effort no sense in revisiting old ghosts to screw things up.

option 3 is the only good outcome

>>156186

He's saying he wants you to shag his waifu while he watches.

>>156188

But doing that would just give him what he wants.

>>156145

this is silly, you could literally swap out home wrecker with cannibal and it wouldn't be any less silly of an argument.

>>155234

option three, a la >>155240

>>155452

how does this shit always make me laugh

>>156116

>>156241

Samefaging.

Also I couldn't help but notice that some of these posts have ether double posted with their choicepotentially misleading if it gets counted twice or are first time posters, Making me think some autist is proxying to push the story his way.

You might want to check the ID's before you count the votes Jexx.

>>156289

I always count the IDs/check them.

But before I discount votes due to potential samefagging I need evidence.

>>154959

option 3

>>156289

>People feel strongly enough about not betraying best girl that they make their first choice in the thread.

>It's the third major choice in the thread. Probably the most influential choice in this thread so far.

>It's not the choice 'I' want so it's obviously samefagging.

>:^)

>>156588

Jexxy-kun I start my new job tomorrow, bossman said around $19 an hour and thats being conservative plus commission.

I said option 3 twice but only really cast my vote once. For other anons still on the edge, my reasoning is just, I mean, do you really want to throw away the progress we've made with Elle? Its not just about the poon. Sometimes you need to have a balance of poon and friend. Poonfriend.

Find your inner Poonfriend anons.

>>156588

Applejexx please, I need a big bowl of Dragon Bully Cereal as part of a complete breakfast. With a side toast made by best toaster.

>>156761

Better hope they don't start you off with a drug test anon.

>>156761

BTFO by Jexx the furious cock sucking beast of all time, kill ys my man :^)

>>156784

Option 3, if that doesn't work, option 2

>>156784

Hurry the fuck up you ass slut I need my fix

Did jizzy-kun died?

Jizzy come back!

You can cuck it all, on meeee

>>156289

>posts have different IDs

>samefagging

go fuck yourself.

>all these niggers not saging making me think the story was updated

SAGE YOU FUCKING CUCKS HOLY SHIT

>>159426

https://clyp.it/pl5ohoye

Sorry about not updating, school picked up again so update will be pretty delayed.

>>160531

>dat link

J-jizzy-kun is that you?

>>160531

Don't worry Jexxica, we can wait another month.

>>160542

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH